Let's talk about Braveheart.

>Fascist Australian-American Catholic makes hideously innacurate William Wallace biopic to make the English people look awful, because he's somehow personally offended that England went Protestant 500 years ago

It triggers the Brits, which makes it great. They can have a dose of their favourite atrocity propaganda, too.

It had a god-tier score.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZcHUhQNXo

>>84495905
Why did he have such a boner for freedom? It's better being controlled.

>>84496107
Officially /ourguy/

>>84498494

The real Wallace didn't, he was a lickspittle stooge for the Scottish nobility.

I voted No.

>>84496107
>>84498494
>>84498543
t. eternal anglo
fuck off back to the mosque, Nigel

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>>84496107

>>84496235
What, is there a film that triggers America and makes us look bad?

>>84498494
t. a literal Templar

>>84495905
I used to like this film back when I was a teen in the 90s. Then I grew up.

>>84496107
>Historians from England will say I am a liar, but history is written by those who have hanged heroes.

great until the scene in which the scots reject independence from the uk.

>>84496107
Go back to /britpol/

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Based Mel triggering britcucks.

>>84501008
>Then I grew up.
Heh, apparently not.

>>84501311
Ironically, the movie that told the actual truth about Scotland came out literally the next year.

I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, but here it is for anyone who doesn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

Why did he push the guy out of the window? I didn't understand that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kG9j5Io6yw

Best scene coming through.

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>>84502628
Because Scottish rrebels had rrrrouted one of his garrisons and murdered the noble lord

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>>84504047
Greatest actor ever.

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>>84495905
Would you rather bang Braveheart Mel Gibson or Fabio, /tv/?

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>Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity.

>"Your island"? You mean Ireland?

>Yeah. It's mine.

Completely inaccurate depiction of 13th Century politics and political theory but comfy nonetheless.

>>84495905
It's basically the American Revolution but instead of taxes, there's prima nocta and instead of Benedict Arnold, you have Robert the Bruce who is also like Thomas Jefferson; the Scots are stand-ins for the colonials and the English pagans are stand-ins for the british army, while Edward is King George and his dipshit gay son is Parlaiment; his wife obviously represents France, and when she fucks Wallace it represents French aid to the American Revolution, while the implied child will be the French Revolution that follows.

>>84504873
>>84504804
And here we see Ireland, stubbornly insisting that all of Ireland belongs to the Irish.

>>84504804
Strangely, not much different from the average Irishman.

>>84504844
You're an expert on 13th century politics and political theory? What should it have been instead?

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>"Say what you will about Mel Gibson, but he knows how to make a good movie."

Is there a more reddit opinion than this? True patricians hold both the man himself and his works in high esteem.

>>84505689
Death Of The Author mate

>>84505689
>driving drunk and insulting police
sure is a conservative paragon, yessiree

>>84505689
Mel is a good boy he never did nothin wrong to nobody

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>>84504679
This Mel

>>84505689
Who the fuck are you quoting?

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Say what you will about Mel Gibson, but this beard is fucking epic.

>>84507538
I think the South Park guys said something along those lines.

>>84507870
yeah it's a paraphrase from "Imaginationland"

Apparently as a kid i was a somnambulist so one day I walked into my parents room, yelled FREEDOM and went back to bed.

We NEED the nobles

>>84496235
Scotland ended up crawling on their hands and knees to join England, so why would brits care?

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Based Mel

Our guy incarnate

>>84508363
You are the reincarnation of William Wallace.

>>84508529
>pack of niggers

Wouldn't it be "tribe"?