Baywatch

Would you let rock fuck you for $1000?

>>84492334

>shaved ape and twink manlet at the front of the poster and the women and fattie shoved to the background

and this movie wasn't a success?

>>84492356
I think it would hurt too much.
$1 million and I'd knock myself out for him.

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

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>>84493230
FINDS

>>84492356
Maybe in his Scorpion King/WWE days. Now him and efron have gone crazy with the roids and look like circus freaks. They probably wouldn't even be able to get their microdicks erect.

>>84493230

Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>84493230
>>>/a/

>>84492334
How well did this do? Bad I hope.

>>84493579

>70 million budget
>57 million domestic
>80 mill foreign

Pretty weak but will probably still get a sequel.

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>>84493230

>>84492356
$1000 is cheap to let him fuck me. Sure.

>>84493625
No fucking way with those numbers.

>>84493708

Never underestimate the stupidity of Hollywood.