Is the lobster fresh?

>Yes Chef, it says so on the can

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>>84491979
[violin screeching intensifies]

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here's your fresh neapolitan 'za, chef

>>84492111
Someone must have ripped up some weeds and thrown it on their pizza right? There's no way a restaurant would serve lettuce that's been half eaten by bugs...

... wait.

>>84492170
that's rucola you philistine

>>84492170
The greens were put through a jaccard to break up connective plant fibers in order to make them tender, you fucking pleb

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>>84491604
>>84491979
>>84492021

>it's bland there's no seasoning

well there's salt and pepper on the table chef

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>>84492237
That's what they tell you so you'll eat it. It's bugs. Show me your kitchens.

>>84492199
Lettuce. Stop being pretentious, people want real food.

>>84491604
*takes a sip of water*
*spits it out*

IT'S RAW!

>>84491604
> I'm 100% confident that Chef Ramsay will be very impressed with my excellent cullinary skills. I am without a doubt a 3 Michellin star level chef.
Every. Time.
Have none of these chefs actually watched the show? They should no they're about to be ass blasted by The GDog and yet they persist in their hubris.

>>84492309
*rattles glass*
Was this water frozen?

Y-yes chef, that's ice water.

Oh my god...

>yes chef

>it was fresh when it was frozen

>>84492361
Some of the chefs/managers are literally mentally ill

One of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37etjQUc10Q

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>>84492111
>i'll take a raw pita bread covered in half eaten sidwalk leaves. make sure oyu serve it on a rusty bathroom tile
>and for the lady?
>a hundred milliter mason jar of lukewarm water. no straw

>>84491604
>Yes freshly frozen last week

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>it's a Chef Ramsay orders filet mignon cooked in a roof tile

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can i open a restaurant that just serves frozen pizzas and act like it's my own recipe

>>84492591
fuck this made me laugh for some reason

>>84492533
Curious how much I enjoy being disgusted by the filthy walk ins. I can't get enough of this show

>>84492736
you can, but who will come to it ?

>>84492736
Do you do delivery

>the soup is cold
>it's a gespacho chef
>fuck me

>>84492736
That's more expensive than just making them yourself using fresh ingredients

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here's your appetizer, chef

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Okay, FINAL VERDICT

Who was in the WRONG here

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>I want pictures of the spiderman!
>HE'S A NIGGERR
What was Ramsay implying with this message?

>>84492911
How do you eat whatever is in the upside down glass?

>>84492793

I think it's just the disbelief that the place was a REAL restaurant that served actual people that shit. Just a stark reminder that you should always, always research any restaurant however you can before you go to eat there. Internet, reviews, word of mouth. But you know what else? Health inspectors, they usually make surprise visits, don't they? How come there still seems to be so many restaurants that dodge em with this grody ass shit? Is it because they can't prove that freezer stuff, no matter how disgusting and rotten, won't be served to the customers? Do they make shit up about how they'll throw it away later? I mean it's in the freezer, if it's not thrown away what are they gonna do with it? Seriously, what is UP with the health inspectors?

>>84492911
>Turn wine glass upside down
>The plate gets sucked with it and spills the alcohol

Fucking hell

>>84492938

*will be served to the customers

>>84492929
You don't, you send this mess back and ask for the cheque, then go somewhere with real food.

>>84492533
>d...don't throw my lemons like that

Holy shit

>>84492917
the people have spoken
http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632

>>84492917
>orders thin crust
>gets that

who do you think was in the wrong?

>>84492838
yeah.

you pick it up and deliver it to everyone at your house

>>84492938
Its a scam. If you fail a health inspection test you just pay and take it again, welcome to the corpotocracy

>>84492939
I think that's dressing, not alcohol

I'm glad chefposting is on the rise again.

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These memes. Are they fresh?

>no chef. They're from 2010

Fuck me...

>>84492306

Fuck you, man. Arugula is awesome.

>>84493023

Get the fuck outta here! Really? Is there a limit to how many times they can fail or what? The fines for failing must not be that much if they can keep on payin.

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>>84493073
PAN

NICE AND HOT

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>>84492533
>that fucking chicken
>"it's fermenting"

>>84492533
>That chicken

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84492911
ill have raw onions, a shot of olive oil, a charred lemon, diced fruit, and some cheese sprinkled with herbs please.

>>84493228
>that'll be $75

>>84492911
>>84493228
I've never seen herbs like that, I thought it was just carbon from the grill they put the lemon on

>>84493257
You're forgetting the tip.

>>84493269
im not even sure if those cubes are cheese actually

Love how when Gdog yells at some of the yank restaurant owners, they yell back like they know better

>>84493317
Pretty sure it's feta.

>>84493149
the fines increase every time, and they can close you down util you fix your shit.

>>84493317
ITS FETA CHEESE ANON. COME ON ..... YOU GOTTA WORK WITH ME HERE YOU FUCKING TOOTHLESS DONKEY

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>>84493210
IT'S OVERCOOKED!

>>84493463
*chokes you out*

>>84492533
>What a Kitchen Nightmare"

really, Gordon?

>>84493520
*eye pops out*

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>you know what, i want something simple, rustic. ill have the hamburger
>coming right up, chef

You hunt this meat yourself?

fucking hell.

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Bon Appetit, Mr. Ramsay

>>84493423
Lots of things out there can look like plain white cubes, give him a break.

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Is Gordon deluded?
Does he actually believe the common restaurant can afford to get fresh shit every day?

>>84493883
Unless the restaurant is somewhere out in the boonies, yes, yes they can. As easily as you or I can get it.

>>84493883
>why doesn't the world-renowned level 3 black belt chef I invited to help fix my restaurant allow me to get away with mouldy food???

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Only the finest haute cuisine is served at this gastrokinoplex, chef ramsay

>>84493883
Thought he'd have better taste than this, pretty tacky tbqh.

>>84493932
Is this supposed to be a Lancashire Hotpot? It's barely bigger than the wine glass, even as a starter it's pretty tiny.

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This is the freshest fish you've ever had on your fucking table, gordon

What baffles me is that you can run/""cook"" at an Italian restaurant and think that it is OK to serve pre-made, bought meatballs and premade ravioli. Sure, stuff like that is fine to cook at home, but thinking you can call yourself a chef when significant portions of entrees are literally just packaged, already prepared food that anyone can just buy at a grocer is comical. Granted, I'm sure a lot of supposedly classy restaurants are guilty of this, but still.

https://youtu.be/E9UZlx4hXWM

>>84494106
The likes of meatballs and ravioli aren't beyond the means of normal humans either, they're basic stuff any cunt should be able to make if you're going to open a restaurant

>>84491604

>is the ice cream fresh?
>no it's frozen, sir
>unbelievable!

>>84492533
>the way Gordon has to lean down every time he chews the little guy out
lol

>>84494106
t. "Italian"-American

>>84493932

is that a tiny bit of mashed potatoes on the right?

>>84494106

only Americans could think that meatballs are classic italian food

>>84494106
>shots of wolves as Ramsay approaches in his car

Can this be any more kino?

>>84494224
It's a rustic knob of butter for the roll, £1.50 extra.

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>>84494263

i'd rather eat a double down

>>84494091
Chef Raimi strikes again

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how about this 'za

>>84493928
>level 3 black belt

What the fuck, is this a real certification? The fuck do you have to go through for this? Are there other chefs like this and if so, does Ramsey get on their asses to or are they all their own kinds of chefs? Do they have cook-offs?

>>84494195
dem Scottish genes vs mexicano manlet

>>84492533
Why is Gordon abusing that poor latino mans lemons?

My favourite one is where the guy drops the chicken, gives out a matter-of-fact "fell" and just cooks it right in front of him. I don't think I've seen Gordon any angrier than at that moment and he just has no idea how to process it.

>>84493624
I get the choke reference but what's this from?

>>84494552
Find it on yt and post it pls

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>>84493932

>>84493658
those fries look underdone

>>84494552
>>84494570

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BmDCmZM45k

Found it.

I'm still pretty new to Chef posting but this is perfect for a Saturday morning, can anybody else post top tier moments ?

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>>84493932
The twitter account that posted this is pretty funny to be desu

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racket, nice and hot

>>84494609
>top tier moments ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0kk3nHCSUk

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>>84494652
>tennis ball drink holder

>>84493956
Fucking poorfags lmao.

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shovel, nice and hot

>>84494609
>authentic EYE-TALIYAN restaurant
>staff is all spics

HMMMMM

>>84494652
>>84494709
Would anyone else just up and leave if this was served to you

It's not even funny as a novelty, it's food for crying out loud

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barbed wire, nice and hot

>>84494652
I'd be way too tempted to go full autiste and just slam my fist on the racket handle

who /NINOOOOOO/ here?

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>>84494772
>Tennis racket
>Serve

>>84494856
is there a MY NAME IS NINOOO webm? there better fucking be

>>84494609
>not liking floor chicken

it's like it comes pre-salted with authentic ground-seasoning

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>>84494106
>at 31:00 when he walks into the spaghetti cave

fucking hell

>>84494652
>>84494709
Somebody post the one with the used dustpan please. You can even see some dirt.

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>>84494952
cured pasta is top tier

>>84494952
An actual fucking spaghetti cave

>>84491979
fucking fpbp

>>84494091
>yes I'll order the 5 lynched sausages please

>>84494774
Vietnam special

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>>84494609
don't talk shit about my winefu

>>84494830
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10744632
Holy shit imagine the mess your fucking tantrum would make.

>Go full ooga booga
>smack your rackets first
>Proceed to do the same to every table around you
>Start to undress
>get onto the nearest table and proceed to unzip your dick in public
>Autistically screech while beating your meat.
>Everyone around is scared
>Somebody is crying
>Proceed to consume the glorious wimbledon wonder of a feast you created for yourself on the floor
>Relish in your animalistic bliss until the authorities are called.
god could you imagine?

>>84494091

this looks like a hannibal crime scene

>>84495224
Fuck didn't meant to quote the poll

>>84494427
looks tasty to me, wouldn't mind giving it a try

>>84495298
mexican here, can confirm people eat this but not to that extreme god that made me wanna puke.

I wonder why some of these places even invite him in the first place. How do they think he'll respond when he goes to the kitchen and sees that you're literally just microwaving prepared food while doing next to no actual cooking? You'd hope that even the most amateur restaurant owner would realize that a non-fastfood restaurant is supposed to actually prepare at least the majority of their entrees from scratch. I just don't get how someone can be so delusional that they think a notoriously critical and skilled chef like Gordon would come into their restaurant and say "Yes, wonderful, you got it: a restaurant should be little more than a line of microwaves heating up frozen dinners that youh bought from the store."

>>84492917
Literally perfect 'za.

>>84495255
Idiot.

>>84491604
Hey big boy over here. Yes chef? Is this ice fresh? No it's frozen. Bloody hell.

>>84495350
>She will never shit on you
why live?

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>>84495096

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>>84495420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

YUUUUHHH
EUUUHHHH
HEY....YEAH
EUUHHHHH

>>84492707
I know it's pretentious as fuck, but it did look tasty.

>>84495490
When she eats that much food it doesn't get digested, so it would be her shitting out a mountain of chewed up chicken

>>84494091
The uk version had some kebabs served like that. I think Ramsey called it a donkey dick.

>>84495545
Yeah it was hanging up when brought to the table swinging away, was in Spain I think.

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Does he ever help restaurants or does it just drag their reputation through mud even more.

I can't imagine getting berated and shown how much of a fuck you are does wonders for the reputation of your restaurant

>>84492533
Literally watched this one last night lads

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Pizza, nice and backwards

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>>84494195
reminded me of this

>>84495593
A lot of the UK restaurants ended up doing alright.

>>84495513
>...plonker
>...twat
fucking brits

>>84495671
Plonker and twat are both great insults. You twat.

>its a someone overcooks the rissoto episode

>>84495616
That's how we eat Pizza in Yurop, except we use knives* and forks

*Safety scissors in Britain

>>84495513
>British food is complete shit tier
>Yet they produce some of the worlds best chefs

explain this

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>>84492917
how's my 'za looking, chef?

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>>84495797
Our food is great, you just have shit tastes so our chefs don't use their full repertoire when they go international

>>84494652
>"Can you serve this table please?"

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Bit of a suck up to ramsey but he seemed like the coolest guy in the show

heard his restaurant is doing well now

>>84495883
I just rewatched parts of that episode yesterday.
His brother is so pathetic, slightly less so than the blinking fucker they had as chef

>>84495815
>that basil, is that fresh?
>no chef, it's cooked
>fuck me

Joey versus Ramsey when?

>>84494106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kr8qgBlMuY

>part 2
>turns out the head chef is a fucking meth addict

wew, what a ride

>>84495298
Jesus christ someone please post that webm of some mexicans(?) cooking a pizza. It's so half assed and backwards words cannot explain. I as in awe.

>>84494654
>>84494609
Other classic moments like this please

>>84495815
>glossy cheese
its trash

>>84495298

what's in that box? i can't tell

>>84494427
If Pineapple is allowed than this is a legitimate pizza

this is why pineapple fags must all be killed

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>>84494427
>Americans have never eating a good 'le 'wi 'za

Sad

>>84495639
same lol

>>84496290
>europoor
>burnt shit
>superior

quietly fuck off already

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>>84496361
>Amerobese

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>>84496391
Sorry Muhammad you just can't be as great as us.

>>84495593
If you consider the fact that 100% of them were going to go out of business before his intervention than any one of them staying open is a win in my books.

>>84495536

Fuck that's hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NfWIaYed8

>>84495536
So I would be able to eat it to subsist? Tell me more

>>84491979
kek

>>84492021
>>84491979
>>84491604
https://youtu.be/SFtLvkqHIds

>>84492533
Fucking savage

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>>84494091
<CAW>
<CAW>

>>84494652
Given the Wimbledon logo, I'm assuming this was served at the tournament, so it gets a pass.

>>84495197
Sad guy staring on the floor on the other side of the magic portal :^(

>>84497686
>retarded plating gets a pass because it fits the location

Yeah man, all the crumbs falling on the table and the racket stabbing people in the sides because it's a fucking racket and not a plate sure is great.

>>84493883
nigger even by shopping just at a local supermarket and not being autistic you could probably turn a profit in a restaurant if you serve enough drinks and aren't hemorrhaging money elsewhere.

>>84493883
Of course they do double bigger, my grandmother used to getup at 3am in the morning to buy fresh fish every morning when she worked in a restaurant

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>>84494091
christ almighty

>>84497706
>Me in the mirror btw

>>84497772
What kind of retard can't eat a neatly pre-cut sandwich and a small square of cake without dropping crumbs everywhere?

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>>84492533
>the way he mentally breaks down that tough guy chef

>>84494420
Underrated

>>84495197
>me on the far left

>>84494772
I saw Gordon cooking food on top of a shovel once, it was one of his family shows.

>>84497896
What kind of retard thinks a tennis racket is an acceptable plate?

>>84495593
also its a pretty good publicity boost

>>84494774
Now that's some good looking barbecue.

>>84494091
What episode is this?

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>>84492533
This episode encapsulates Kitchen Nightmares so well
>management that blames everyone but themselves (racism in this case)
>Gordon disgusted by food, walk-in, everything
>Random bartender tells Gordon to help them figure this shit out
>Random chef physically thrown out after not wanting to cook chicken wings
>Emotional staff meeting
>Gordon goes on local news tv to plead with owners for customers to come back

A+

>>84492938
Bribes are cheaper

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>>84498040
some top tennis qt you're trying to impress maybe. bitches love dumb shit

>>84495797
They all train in France or Italy

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>>84494609
>Is okay
>I-its good enough...to eat it
Holy fuck. I've been missing gold for all of these years. Where do I even start with this show?

>>84495580
Thing is, that's legit how it's served from that culture. I was surprised Ramsay didn't know this.

>>84493098
its leaves. go back to the forest you fucking rodent

>>84493777
This webm makes me slightly angry.

>>84495797
Imagine the skill level you need to aquire to make British cuisine taste good

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>>84494652
I know I asked to be served, but this is ridiculous!

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>>84498309
>those hairy arms

If anyone's never seen Boiling Point I'd seriously recommend you give it a watch. It's Gordon at his most stressed out trying to get a third Michelin star in the late 90's. Fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1X11aLACso

>>84498630
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84498869
>lights into a college aged kid and calls him a donkey, a dirty bastard, a putz, asshole
>Berates him after the kid knows he's in the wrong and says yes sir
>keeps going for minutes
>audio clip instantly follows with Gordon saying keeping your staff relaxed and composed is the key to success

Never change gordon.

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>>84492591
>make sure oyu serve it on a rusty bathroom tile

>>84498869
>calls all the fuckups Commie as their new nickname
>makes sure all the other passers know he is known as Commie now

>>84498869
>you DARE wear a blue bandaid in my dining room?!

>>84492591
>half eaten sidwalk leaves
thanks for the laugh

>>84493777
thatll be 699$ + tip :)

>>84495797
If you spend your life eating shitty food, it makes you want to learn how to cook so you can eat something else.

>>84495639
why does this make me laugh so hard?

>>84497026
youtube-dl-ed it, sound only.
Now on custom soundboard, waiting to be used

>>84495350
Reminder this girl has a rare stomach disorder which makes her stomach expand to the size of her chest cavity

>>84495797
All good chefs are french trained. Gordon is also French trained and got his Michelin stars in a French restaurant

>>84499581
Commis, anon
As in Commis Chef

>>84499581
kek, he's saying commis, i.e. fresh out of culinary school

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>>84498869
>OI SPIC!

Why doesn't Gordon just relax?

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>>84501005
OI BIG BOY. CMERE. IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SERVICE WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF HOME? GET WITH IT YOU FUCKING DONKEY OR FUCK RIGHT OFF.

>>84492533
fucking hell Gordon destroyed that guy

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Is Hell's Kitchen still going? The first few seasons were pretty entertaining but the later ones were just boring.

DONKEY, I'M HEAD CHEF

UH, YOU DON'T GET TO COOK SCALLOPS

AND WHY WOULD I WANT LAMB SAUCE?

RAW?

GET THEM ON THE PASS, I'LL CALL THE ORDERS

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>>84501334

I
AIN'T
NO
BITCH
CHEF

La Galleria 33 is my favorite episode.
It's just like a sitcom with the characters, their one-liners and their dynamics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WooeCsdxSTU

>Client wants to buy Winefu's shoe because of a foot fetish
/ourepisode/

>'EY YOU
>Yes chef?
>WHAT"S THIS?
>It's your water chef
>WHEN WAS IT MADE?
>About 4 billion years ago chef
>*BLEEP* me

>>84494106

soo .... should i bring my own food if i ever visit the US ?

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>>84491604
>British Hell's Kitchen
>Here, in the village of Shitterton, Gordon Ramsay is in search of its new customers for the restaurant.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of Gordon attracting customers

>American Hell's Kitchen
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE CHEFS IN YOUR KITCHEN
>Rapid jump cuts of the head chef
>CHEF RAMSAY MIGHT LOOK LIKE A LIMEY PUSHOVER, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-COOKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE COMMIS DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF CHEF RAMSAY IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>Ramsay yells through several heavily edited shots
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as he attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the argument in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE DONKEY
>SHOULD'VE FOUND
>THE LAMB SAUCE
>Starwipe to next clip

>>84494709
time to dig in

>>84496473
>posts on /tv/
>doesn't actually understand what happened in that exchange
lol

>>84492591
hahaha

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>>84492917

>>84502202
Or perhaps he does and that's exactly why he's posting it.

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>>84495096

>>84494609
>that qt with jet black hair
god damn

>>84492361
It's like the show is scripted or something... Really gets the ol noggin joggin.

>>84493777
once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, then get up and walk straight out without paying the bill and no tip

There's literally nothing wrong with frozen burgers. I actually prefer them over fat homemade burgers.

>>84493932
At first glance that roll looked like a raw potato to me

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>>84502768
t. MC Don

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>>84494609
>implying I would't drinky

>>84492111
>organic

>>84492361
>>84502633
Has there ever been a case where Ramsay actually said the food is fine but there are other problems with how the restaurant is run?

>that "chef" who worked in a kitchen for 20 years and didn't learn how to cook in that time
Dude just microwaved everything and even did that poorly. I felt really bad for him, he probably thought he was doing an okay job.

>>84503011
The original KN, look Moma Cheri's is the actual one. I think there are some fine dining ones he goes to that have nothing really bad, but the food is just too tryhard and pretentious and the prices too high.

>>84492418
"fuck me"

>>84503011
Usually if a place makes its own desserts he really likes them. He doesn't try desserts in most episodes though because those are the one thing most places are actually expected to buy packaged and frozen.

>this wine here, is this fresh?
>no chef it's uhh, it's a 40 year vintage
>fuck me...

>>84503011
in the original british version there is place that is top tier in every aspect but it is in fucking iverness and the local tribe is scared by the food

It's funny how this show triggers /tv/ more than /ck/ lmao

>>84503011
>>84503251

here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqntx3jKUZQ

>wow this shellfish is fresh
> fuck me

>>84503939
The UK version is so much better.

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Does GR yell, scream, and curse so much in the American version because that's what audiences expect, or is it because that's the only way to communicate with American "people"?

>>84492111
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>84492838
It's not delivery obviously

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>>84501404
>I've gotten a guy once wants to buy my shoes cause hes got a foot fetish
Jesus christ /tv/ youre going too far

>>84503939
what an absolute fucking KINO of an episode. no fucking disgusting slob ownders, no lousy chefs, no stubborn management - just a well supplied and well managed restaurant with an ambitious, talented chef who errs on the side of complexity bordering pretension. i fucking hate americans and their forced fake drama shit, this was so refreshing.

>>84492938
The restaurants i worked at were always tipped off and had time to straighten up. None of them were filthy or anything, but there are some strange codes that you need to meet and we'd cheat on

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Who was in the wrong here?

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>watching Hotel Hell
>it's a "Our inn is haunted" episode

>>84492979
>ask for the cheque
Are you epectng the restauraant to pay you for eating there?

>>84503939
Actually watched this ep all the way through.
I love the student-mentor dynamic between the head chef and Ramsey. Really enjoy watching two intelligent people that are both passionate about the culinary art with wildly different approaches. Almost felt as if I learned some greater lessons just by watching this episode.
Also makes me fucking hungry god damn

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>>84492297

>>84492533
>yeah im here to run
>run AWAY

british bants is top tier

>head chef ties dish rag around his head

>>84507105
>it's a fluffy towel and it doesn't fucking fit round his fat baldy head

>>84504195
He was a hateful cursing asshole (all great imo) way way back in the day, look up "boiling point" British documentary on him as he was becoming famous for his anger in the 90s

>>84493317
Those are clearly dice

>>84505874
holy shit i'm crying of laughter

>>84494056
>Glass isn't filled with piss

0/10

>>84505717
This is from 3rd Rock from the Sun right?

Did Gordon do a hatchet job on meat sculptor or is he just that retarded?
For reference:
youtu.be&t=23m50s

>>84503939
what are the other kino UK ones

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>>84492591
hahaha fukken ebin post, 16th post best post

>>84509641
The one with the scottish slag for an owner that becomes a literal prostitute.

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>>84493658
>And I'd like to finish it up with a nice and light dessert
>coming right up kid

this shit is literally, LITERALLY 30 meters from my home

>>84510045
That looks delicious

>>84509639
nice link

>>84509639
>>84510120
Fucked that one up, here it is:
https://youtu.be/QXDQxham5cU?t=23m50s

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>>84510096
it's mêmê food

>>84510210
burger kitchen is one of the most batshit crazy KN episodes from the US

i think it's even crazier than Amy's Baking Co which was just a money laundering front

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I say my dear fellows, may I please enquire as to the location of the urgently needed lamb sauce?

>hell's kitchen
>making risotto and beef wellington for 15 years straight

>>84493081
Are these fresh memes?

>Yes chef Ramsay. You the man now, dawg!

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Here you chef, my specialty.

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>>84511425

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Eggs are ready chef

>>84511425
who the fuck eats this shit

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>>84511652
Chef, we need to discuss the bonus situation chef.

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>>84511816
Mexicans.

>>84493811
Would any self-respecting human actually eat that?

>>84512112
>Sausage, beans, fries, bacon

Why the fuck wouldn't I eat it?

>>84512158
It's in a dog bowl dick bag

>>84512251
Who gives a shit? I doubt a dog at out of it. Sure it's hipster to serve food in a weird dish but it's still just fucking food.

>>84494709
The people who used to shovel the coal used to cook sausage and egg on a shovel in the old steam trains.

>>84498481
fatty detected

>>84492917

The town for accepting this as pizza

>>84512289
>I will literally pay money to eat out of a dog bowl in public
Does that not seem shameful and embarrassing to you?

>>84512402
Not really, it's just a bowl.

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>>84501675
Why does America do everything better than the Brits? Are we just superior in every way?

>>84512423
A bowl specifically built to be eaten from by a dog

Its symbolic

>>84512021
>when you think hes finally done and he just pours some fucking hawaiian punch on it

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>>84512634
It's clamato, clam juice.

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>>84510413
There's no lamb sauce, only ex-colonial bitterness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREZRv_SWYU

>>84512507
you're a fucking dog mate lol

>>84512655
>clamato
>Clamato is a commercial drink made of reconstituted tomato juice concentrate, flavored with spices and clam broth.
>Country of origin USA
There can be no forgiveness for the inventors nor users of such a vile concept.

>>84512021
its for a gaming event

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>>84512759

>>84512774
try it with vodka before knocking it

>>84510045
>>84510291
are kitkats and discount offbrand kitkats their specialty?

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>>84512823
>vodka, tomato and clam

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>>84510210
>that absolute seething hatred
what terrible human beings

>>84512932
I mean that's basically just a bloody mary which there is nothing wrong with.

>>84496290
That Chicago zza is undoubtedly better.

>>84512932
its called a Caesar

>>84512968
In case you hadn't realised, the disgusting part is the clam juice which there is nothing similar to in a bloody mary.

>>84492533
please wear gloves gordon...

>>84510210
>the fedorable tard rage manchild
fuck it I'm watching the whole thing

>>84496473
I like how some americuck took the time to make this just to prove they don't care

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>>84505874
>jordan

>>84494091
Did Tom Green guest star in the last season?

>>84513172
you dont taste it

>>84492917
it was staged

>>84494591
Those are apple slices

>>84494420
lel

>>84498404
Honestly the clips are the best part. Do not watch the show unless you are a brainlet or want to be one

>>84495593
usually the second half of the show is about them being rustic and simple and making money with their new direction

>>84496957
too bad about the laugh track

I love these shows, because everything that's wrong with these restaurants is the exact same every time. The owners/head chef are complete head cases that can't be told they're wrong and refuse to accept advice or criticism in any form. They always say their food is amazing and look at everything falling apart and can't take responsibility.

It's a nice insight on the human condition. This bitch was probably divorced like 5 times and will never admit she was ever to blame, the guys were always jerks that couldn't handle a strong woman.

>>84505874
>heath

you done fucked it up