That'll be $199.99 sir

Robert you've outdone yourself

>>84490931
Thanks Robert

>>84490931
Y-you, too...

Robert you hooked it up again!

>>84490931

FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGER

SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO

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>>84490931

>On double date to the movies
>Decide to show off to gf and pay for all of our tickets, popcorn and soda
>"That'll be $140"

>>84490931
Merci Robèrt

>>84490931
cheers robbo mate

>>84491043
Robert is a fine young man, don't talk to him like that

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Thank you noble tribesman, please have $50 as a tip.

>>84491043

I think you need to leave the kinoplex, anon.

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>>84490931
I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>>84491049
thats what I earn in half an hour m8. stop being a poorfag

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What is this faggot shit?

>>84490931
I don't have that kind of money Robert..

>>84491148

it wasn't so much being unable to afford such a price, its being suprised by the price being so high

>>84491129
Why are they trying to pay when the cashier isn't even logged in?

>>84491160
Looks like someone here is too much of a beta to go to his kinoplex

>>84491180
Do you ask someone if theyre logged in before trying to pay you miserable fuck

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>>84491129
no problem, lemme just finish the receipt

>>84491215
I usually pay for my tickets after placing my order, then the cashier types the order in and tells me how much it is.
Or is this an American thing? Like how you have to pay first before you can get petrol?

>>84491148
>t. popcorn butterer with mandatory wooden tip barrel

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>sir, you forgot your popcorn!

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blocks your path

>>84491241

woah... powerful imagery

>>84491241
lel

>>84491264
Hi Muhammed, I drew this picture, wanna see?

>>84491264
what now? Are movies haram too?

>>84491043
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave after you pay sir

No refunds

a large packed bucket of king crab would be closer to $350-400, and knowing movie theater food prices they'd hike that up to $500 minimum.

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>>84491601
Robert... I'm not paying this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBx-vydxfKU

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>>84491666
ayy i havent heard this in a while

>>84491263
ROBERT BE CAREFUL

>>84491129
I have to warn you that Wonder Woman is violent and your family might find it offensive. Would you like to watch Despicable Me 3 instead?

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>>84490931
Take your seat, /tv/. And if you'd like to do some business, there are vacancies.

>>84492669
Excuse me, sorry, but my wifes son brought his falcon Hector along and forgot his portaloo, does the cinema have a portaloo I can rent?

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>>84492933
Unfortunately, no. But you can buy a designated shitting seat!

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>>84491263

>>84490931
Very reasonable Bobby my man, very reasonable, and here's a hundo for yourself.

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>>84491129
>so how did it go with you and anon last night?
>"you're not going to believe it. he was kind of creepy the whole evening and I told him I had to go to the bathroom and when I came back he was standing all naked and he was only THIS long"
>what a creep! I feel kind of sorry for him, though
>"yeah, me too. he began crying when I told him he had to go"

>>84494279
This hit a little too close to home.

honestly, and I'm being dead serious, if you can't afford $200 for a snack then you a trash person in my eyes.

>>84491264
Salam..You dont paid you Jyzza Tax to the Cinema Anon.

>>84494377
200 is simply too much, 199.99, howevever is okay

It's sad people like this garbage meme.

>>84494537
It's sad you were born

>>84494537
name a meme that isn't garbage

you have 23.5 minutes to do so

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Hey, Robert! I apologize for my autistic son here (>>84491043
>>84494537). He just started middle school and is at that age where he tries very hard to impress older peers and is struggling to fit in. Calls everything he hates or disagrees with reddit even though he browses it in incognito, God bless him. If you can place him in the kinodaycare for a couple of hours that would be great, I'll even pay a $560 tip for your troubles along with the usual crab leg hotdog and some nachos. Just be extra careful though, cause he does not take kindly to individuals that resemble my wife's boyfriend.

>>84494650
>in incognito
if i made a mistake like that i'd probably fucking kill myself

>>84494713
the mistake of browsing in incognito?

just the idea of being anonymous towards your reddit friends is horrendous

>>84494537
reddit is that way sir

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>>84494762
>in incognito

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>>84494650
That's not a problem. I'll just escort him to the cages. Please allow Chad Thorenburg to assist you while I'm gone. But be careful, he does have a habit of being extra polite, hehe.

>>84494650
Trying way to hard

>>84491143
>And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.
You're putting people out of their jobs, you selfish swine

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>>84494799
We've got another lost child here. Take him to the baneposter atrium with all the other spics

>>84494799
(You) did it anon! Good job!

>>84494799
sorry kid but you have to go now

>>84494826
that fucking pig nose lmao

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>>84494799
>84494799
BAHAHAHAHA

this is the face of an anon who is mad at getting BTFO

>>84494892
But that wasnt even me. U need to pay better attention to the ip counter

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>>84494799
you have to leave

>>84494892
what face?

>>84494921
Do women really go for guys like this?

>>84496747
Do women really go for guys that aren't like this?*

FTFY

>>84494919
>you need to pay attention to the ip counter
No I'm not doing that.

>>84496813
Sometimes. Money and power helps quite a bit.

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>modern times
>mfw I don't have to pay anything for the girl

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>when the penis inspector charges you extra for having a big d

>>84491275
That's a big bucket

>>84492669
W-what happens in the rotunda of resignation?

>>84491264
>not using your falcon to harass the local theater Imam into submission
Why even bring a falcon if not for this purpose?

what bonuses do I get if I link my reddit account to my cinebux card? do I need a lot of karma to utilize them?

>>84496944
you don't want the theatre scales to get off balance and for one entire theatre to plunge into the dungeon. all weight must be accounted for or the balance will be lost

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>>84496996
Robert?

>>84496971
for you

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>>84497255
Yes?

>>84498580
Please don't leave me again Robert, I can't lose you.

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>>84498921

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>thanks for your wife, your popcorn is waiting for you

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>>84499013
oh here we fucking go the klan is here

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>>84499055
I'll always be with you, Steven