Apologooze.

It's trash.

Out of the Shadows is the superior sequel.

I hope there won't be a third one.

>>84490390
For what? If you were a kid in the 90s, SotO was your favorite.

>>84490597
That's why you need to apologooze. The numales >>84490572 and critics panned it for not being grimdark enough.


>WHAT THE FUCK? A MOVIE ABOUT TALKING TURTLES NINJAS WHO EAT PIZZA HAS VANILLA ICE? FUCK THIS SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A CRITIQUE ON THE FUTILITY OF POST MODERNISM IN A POST POSTMODERNISM MULTICULTURAL NEW YORK

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>>84490390
Is this Kino?

>>84490647
no actually its uhh.... pizza delivery[/spoiler}

>Which one of you lucky ladies wants a ride with me?
>Dream on dweeb
>Okay, when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner
Savage

>>84490390
I remember watching this in the cinema when I was 17

It was shithouse compared to the first one

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>>84491707

>>84490390
my biggest complaint they ordered Dominos two movies in a row

SotO was fun, still is.

>neenja.... vanish!

>>84491707
get back to changing your catheter, grandpa

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>turtlels

>>84491892
Fuck off you little cunt.
>>84491825
So fucking what??? It's ahead of its time.

Fucking LOTR Gandalf forgot to take his Rolex off.

>>84490390
BABIES

There's nothing to apologize for, I always enjoyed it.

>>84491859
But all merchandise promo was with Pizza Hutt

>>84491707
It's a shithouse compared to any good movie.

I hated that they didn't use their weapons.

>>84490597
Yeah, the 2nd was my favorite as a kid but these days I like the gritty first one more.

>>84492032
I hated everything about it except for the lost subway and rap scenes.

>live in shit country
>only have watched 2 and 3
>they advertise 2 as 1
>always confused

>>84490390
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO

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>The Ooze somehow transforms Shredder's armor
>Turtles do absolutely nothing and Shredder simply commits sudoku

Lamest final boss ever of lamest final boss ever?

>>84492393
he was mad and got crushed under the building right?

fuck it's been too long

>>84492452
It was a pier. Also being mad is just an excuse, they were too lazy to bother giving us a final fight. Even 3 had more of a final battle.

>>84492393
Yeah, both shredder fights from one and two were pathetic.

>>84492825
The fight from 1 had just enough style to make it exciting, plus the conclusion was very satisfying. 2 was just there to pretend that there was a climax.

>>84492825
No the fight from the first one where shredder picks the turtles off one by one with skill and composure but throws all that out the window when splinter shows up is good though tame by today's standards

My biggest complaint is when he holds the chick hostage at the end of the movie and threatens to give her all the ooze. Wouldn't she then have just She-Hulked out and smashed his ass?

>>84493200
Holy shit as a shocking twist ending he gives her the ooze but she's transforms into the chick turtle and beats his ass

>>84490390
Yeah no. First one was better.

>>84490390

>Liu Kang does the fight scenes
>Kevin Nash is Shredder
>One of the Coreys is in there too

Best movie ever.

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>>84494530
Dont forget the best part...

>>84493763
It's not about first being better, of course it is, it's about 2 sucking donkey dick.

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>>84494595
>52 fucking years old

What in the christ cunt

>>84494628
Wow she aged well.
Very very fuckable

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>>84494628

>>84490390
shitty tmnt
not even the worst one though
the only good one was the first
DEBATE ME

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>>84494628
>>84494664

For comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDN-CCiE9I

What do you think Megan Fox will look like at 50? She was already starting to look aged in OotS.

>>84491570
You could never get away with that in a kid's movie today.

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SHREDDDARR!

>>84490390
i love that movie, i think ima go watch that shit right now, or the one, whats the one with the ninja kid in the arcade with the skateboarding and shit the gang had. i wanted to be in a gang like that when i was a kid lol.

>>84490390
Go Njnja Go Ninja Go

NINJA.... NINJA.... RAP

NINJA.... NINJA.... RAP

Vanilla Ice was so cool that he busted a freestyle about ninja turtles right on the spot. Take that Eminem & 8 mile. e

>>84491953
>Fucking LOTR Gandalf forgot to take his Rolex off.
And lord of the rings is literal fucking bullshit. At least pick a less flawed fantasy series like Harry Potter.