Well done Harry, well done Harry

Why does he have no nose? Is it ever explained?

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HOWNUMALER

>>84483656
snek

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Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84483620
holy shit it's the Orphan of Kos

>>84484023
i'm starting to think you're the one who actually makes these harry potter threads, because you're in every last one altering the pasta perfectly to fit it

>>84483656
is to show how is he losing his humanity as he had several pieces of his soul destroyed.

>>84484764
Its not that's the anti harry potter autist the pastafag who is behind this too >>84483675
He hates harry potter and yet wastes his time for years coming into every thread and in general has tried to derail them by pushing the dullest shitpost ever

>>84483656
He's the heir of salazar slytherin how can people be this dumb

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>>84484023
>Clifford For President

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>>84483675
>someone actually took the time to make that
>someone actually took the time to save it and repost it

>>84483620
>"Oi, Voldy, where's yer fookin' nose?"

>>84483656
He's supposed to look like a Snake. The more his soul was torn apart, the more he started to look un-human, and a snake was just a fitting choice I uess

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>>84485073
Right he has Slytherin blood in him

>>84484023
>"no!"
every fucking time

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>"You've lost white man"
Funnily enough, order of the phoenix was the only film not written by Kloves and instead an actual jew.

>>84484023
>Brave New World
>Low Tier
/lit/ really has shit taste.

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>>84484023
>I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I've read the books and this is not true

>>84483620
You know, it's been a long ass while since I read the books. I've been kind of down because my cat's dying of cancer so some comfy wizard stories sounds like just the ticket. Thanks for the idea anon!

>>84487827
You sound download the soundtracks and play them while reading. 1 2 3 4 6 have god tier osts.

>>84483675

there is literally nothing wrong with lord of the rings or pokemon

>>84483675
>LotR

Are you fucking retarded?

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>>84487883
>>84487883
>>84487950
There is nothing wrong with lotr or harry potter, i like both, thinking lotr is sacred though is...

>>84487950
butthurt numale detected