Dr Strangelove

it's not much of a comedy, it just has more jokes than the average Kubrick film. In the 60s the scene where they had to tell the Russians they sent out nukes was high quality political humor.

You're a fucking dumb dumb.

I'm replying assuming you're being genuine, though I realize you're almost certainly not being genuine.

You're a fucking dumb dumb boi.

>>84474950
"I'm fine, you're fine, I'm glad we're both doing fine."

Hilarious.

In the old days watching politicians and government officials act like immature idiots was funny and not depressingly real

fuckin' dumb dumb

>>84475106
That pains a little.

>>84474834
really nigger

>>84474834
Are you stupid? This is one of the funniest movies i've ever seen.

Probably b8, but I know people who would probably have this reaction.

>>84475106
ow, well at least Trump learned to love the bomb I guess..

>>84475106
Damn...

I didn't find it particularly funny. Dated comedy is always a bit rough, partly because we've seen similar jokes in movies that were influenced by old movies, particularly a well-known one like this.

>>84475180
but why is it funny? it's not from actually having jokes in it so what did I miss?

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>>84475106
Savage

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This is the ultimate irony with Dr. Stangelove

it was a comedy back then

now it's reality

after seeing this movie ronald reagan installed a war room in the white house

>>84475268
They believed in astrology too. We're lucky we survived the 80s. One bad horoscope and blamo.
http://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/04/us/white-house-confirms-reagans-follow-astrology-up-to-a-point.html

>>84475268
thats... kinda chilling

>>84475611
We didn't you survive the 80's you idiot, that was the beginning of the end. Reagan, a little man from TV land, was a globalist puppet who basically handed the US over to his handlers for some trinkets and baubles for Nancy and that explains all the rotten political history that soon followed in his wake.

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>>84475106
How hilarious is it that reddi/pol complains constantly about celebrities and elects a fat, twitter loving celebrity.

>>84475957
You sound like a schizo muttering angrily as you push a shopping cart.

>>84475229

What the hell did you think of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8L8NopVwdg

How do people not find this funny? It's like the third thread I see about this.

>>84476439
Young dumb people don't get satire

>>84476111
How hilarious is it that idiotic lefties ideals are so toxic to society that people would rather a twitter loving celebrity over their girl?

>>84474834
You might actually be retarded. The dialogue is 90% comedic.

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>>84474834
You'll have to answer to the Coca Cola company

>>84474834
I share a birthday with Slim Pickens

it makes me feel cooler than I actually am

>"you cant fight in here, this is the war room"

that one went past you i guess

>>84474834
how can you watch a guy ride an atom bomb as it is being dropped and not realize it's supposed to be a comedy?

>>84474834
This. I thought it was a brilliant political thriller with an appropriate amount of dark humor.

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>shoot, a fella could have a pretty good time in vegas with this stuff

kek

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>>84477131
Daily reminder that they only gave Slim Pickens the pages of the script that had his lines, and told him the movie was 100% serious.

>>84477004
Yup, this was the one big laugh I got out of this movie. Oh, and "I can walk."

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>>84474834
Autism: The Post

>>84474834
That's because it's a bad movie

childhood is when you idolize Dr Strangelove
adulthood is when you idolize Fail Safe is much better and that Kubrick is a hack

read about how kubrick sued fail safe because he knew the movie was coming out sooner so he sued them for petty shit to postpone production of the film. He won, and now you hear about dr strangelove and not fail-safe.

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>>84476420
did OP even watch the movie?

>>84477173
>kubrick demanded the table in the war room be green
>in a black and white movie

dude was a brilliant, controlling madman, i will believe almost any story about his movies

>>84477220
op is actually a genius, he knew he couldnt get a serious discussion going by just asking for it, he had to bait everyone in with a ridiculous claim.

>>84474834
It's a fucking brilliant movie satirizing the idea of a bunch of loonies sitting around a desk and control the world.

>>84474834
I'm sorry that it wasn't an Adam Sandler movie filled with poop and fart jokes considering that's obviously your kind of humor but sometimes confident and smart directors such as Kubrick like to make actual good movies for people with an IQ above 50.

>>84474834
I always thought it was some serious commentary on the cold war and the possible nuclear war since it was Kubrick but then I watched it and it was basically like those cornetto trilogy movies that redditors love.

>>84476577
Lol thay probably only watch will Ferrell and Adam Sandler movie

>>84476420
Kubrick created the Fallout series?

>>84476577
bait

>>84476907
yeah but not funny comedic

>>84477004
that was... sorta funny in like a dad joke kinda way..?

>>84477082
pretty sure that doesn't even classify as a joke

>>84477131
you mean Dallas? :D :D :D

>>84477782
Billy Maddison/Happy Gilmore are literally 10 times funnier than Dr Strangelove.

and hell, Look Who's Back was cleverer.

>>84478009
No
>>84477966
Its not bait this board has become cancer because underage faggots and retards can't into satire

>>84476577
its not that they don't get satire, it's that reality has become a parody of itself.

>>84477232
... in black and white green looks whiter than white.

>>84474834
lol you're the biggest fucking pleb. It's top tier humor.

>>84474834
What we have in this film is failure to communicate, something that could not happen today with our modern communication technology.

Unless the modern communication technology failed ...

>>84477173
Kubrick also told George C. Scott the movie was 100% serious, but convinced him to do "joke takes" to "warm up" for the "real scene", then used only the scenes where Scott was acting like a goof. Scott had no idea until he saw the movie, he was furious.

>>84474834
It's not a comedy in that sense. The comedy is in how the characters respond to the situation at hand. The world is about to end and the president is a wimp, the Russian Premier is drunk, the general is a goof, their science guy is a Nazi, etc. It's a satire of the cold war mindset. Kubrick was going for "important people trying to be serious and failing".

>>84474834
you're either a dumb cunt or an autist

>>84474834
>I didn't actually realize it was a comedy until I googled it afterwards

gr8 b8 m8

The "comedy" is mostly dad joke/reddit shit
The kind of jokes people laugh at because "intelligent people find it funny", not because they actually find it funny themselves

YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE THIS IS THE WAR ROOM
Wow hilarious, it's the War Room and he's telling them to not fight in it, epic.

HAHA STRANGELOVE IS A NAZI HE'S HEILING HITLER
COCA COLA COMPANY XD
LOL JACK SAID BODILY FLUIDS KEK

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>>84474834
It's certainly an existential comedy. The world ends at the end as a goof. One deranged idiot destroyed everything because he blamed his impotence on a soviet conspiracy to put flouride in his water.

How young are you? Everyone dies and nothing matters and we're likely going to all be killed by our idiots freaking out about trivial shit and destroying everything. That's life. You either find it funny or die frustrated.

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>>84475229
there are multiple straight up set-up/punch-line jokes throughout the movie. Every actor is a caricature. The President's name is Merkin Muffly for fuck's sake. There's an ex-nazi with a hand possessed by the Fuhrer. They get into a pissfight about mineshafts the second they realize all life on earth was doomed.

How many spectrums are you on dawg?

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>>84474834

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I don't think it's laugh out loud funny but it's humorous pretty much the entire movie. Everyone is just silly.

>>84477131
There's a lot of cool stuff about this movie. Like that this line was originally Dallas instead of Vegas but they changed it after Kennedy was assassinated. Or that the people working on the sets managed to guess how the inside of a B-52 by one photo. Or the cut pie fight ending where someone nails the president with a pie and says "the young president was struck down in his prime".

>>84480375
The scene of him falling down was also completely unintentional but was kept in and cut just before everyone started laughing at him.

its funnier the second viewing.

>>84474834
Oliver Stone watched this with Putin
What an experience

>>84475106
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>>84475628
the reson politicians are shit tier now is because they're all career politicians. Up until around the 70s you'd go into politics if you were a 'worldly wise figurehead' with experience in an important role 'Military officer / Surgeon or Doctor / manager of government dept'

Since then, more have just done a communications or politics degree and got a job as researcher in a pol party and licked arse to get to the top.

Also - strangelove is the peak of subtle satire.

>>84484639
eh its mostly just the corporate agency capture that created the billions dollar election industrial complex

>>84476685
>this incompetent cunt will destroy the health care of millions, destroy the environment, freeze anti-global warming measures, nominate the new SCOTUS, and make this country the laughingstock of the world
>but it will trigger le SJW boogeyman and that's more important, better vote for him!

>>84484686
facilitated by an influx of 'fresh minds' who just want power.

I'm not saying it never happened prior but there used to be at least a fraction of duty accompanied by politics.

>>84484705
Says a lot about how unappealing the modern left has made itself, doesn't it?

>>84474834
>not liking absurdist humor

>>84484750
there was an incredibly low turnout on BOTH sides. Both candidates were terrible, and Shitllary actually had more votes.

>>84480375

I heard they tricked him into doing the opening speech in Patton too.

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>>84484841
exactly, it was her turn! was this your first election kid?

Just watched this the othe day myself. There was some subtle humour in there but I wouldn't call it a comedy though. Liked it.

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>>84484750
>unappealing
>winning by 3 million in the presidential and 1 million across the legislative elections but losing power because the system is antiquated and corrupt in favor of the corporatists
best thing that ever happened to the American left was Russia electing Trump. Brought forward the next crash by decades. If America isn't fucked, the Republican brand will likely be toxic for the next few decades. The President is an illiterate rapist narcissist with an obsession with women and blood but yeah it's the left that is making itself unappealing.

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>>84484705
fuuuuuuck off to /pol/ with this gay shit

>>84484985
Is this bait? It's like reddit personified

>>84477181
What no mention of "You can't fight here, this the War Room!"

One of the pilot acent was driving me insane, i have to turn it off before my ears started to bleed

>>84475957
Stupid ass.

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>>84484985

>>84485024
>start a strangelove thread in 2017
>freak out when it gets political
you think it's just an accident that suddenly everyone is interested in Strangelove again?

>>84484934
do you have no reading comprehension or were you just aching to post that? I didn't say she should have won, I said her losing has nothing to do with "the modern left" being unappealing, or any other of your retarded conclusions.

>>84485045
If you got more that one "heh" out of that line you're autistic

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>>84485084
>usfl
that's actually hilarious

>>84484750
says a lot about Russian targeted messaging strategy tbphwyf

even the names of the characters were comedic. Look up their meanings. It's not that the jokes are really subtle, it's probably that the archaic language and maybe even the accent makes you miss them. Try watching it with subtitles if you haven't

>>84485185
No, the big two scoop is the entire left is actually russian sleeper cells

fucking drumpf

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed!

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>>84485211
>No, the big two scoop is the entire left is actually russian sleeper cells

>>84485128
The modern left is unappealing. Nobody wants to be flooded with "refugees", ie military age muslim men wanting to turn whatever country they land in into the next caliphate except people brainwashed beyond return.

>>84485197
Premier Kissoff and General Jack D Ripper

Who else?

>>84485128
the modern left has a huge brown horde of dependent niggers and spics that all voted for her. lemme guess. he would have won?

>>84485197
>>84485270
Bat Guano

>>84485254
Russian jews working with Putin (and drumpf) bought out the entire american MSM and inserted subliminal messages into left-oriented TV shows and news stations to target lefty households and turn them all into fucking retards

>>84485258
>The modern left is unappealing.
according to some sjw-right teenager
>Nobody wants to be flooded with "refugees"
Nobody is being flooded with "refugees." That's literally Russian messaging strategy. They make anti-immigration, pro-nationalism, pro-Russian news magazines in every language to disseminate fake news and strawman news to agitate the dipshits like you.
>ie military age muslim men wanting to turn whatever country they land in into the next caliphate except people brainwashed beyond return.
You need to stop consuming whatever media it is that you're consuming. You also need to stop being a fucking mewling faggot coward afraid of imaginary boogiemen.

I'm not being funny with you m8. The things you think and fear are literally the result of Russian active measures.

>>84485316
k.

You're in a functional cult.

>>84485341
Okay Mr. McCarthy.

>>84485363
No, I'm not a lefty.

>>84483526
So you must really hate "Airplane!"

>>84485341
t. achmed/goldberg

>>84485341
>Nobody is being flooded with "refugees."
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-eu-infringements-idUSKBN1931O4

>>84485484
>We must remain racially and ideologically pure
>Why do our neighbors feel threatened by this?

>>84485527
>being racially pure is the only reason to not want thousands of people unable to adapt to western customs invading your country

>>84485341
Assuming this isn't bait, people like this cunt genuinely need to die. No excuses for this level of willful ignorance.

>>84485377
Nice nonsense conditioned response.
>>84485390
Yeah you're a tribalist cultist dipshit. They use boogiemen to grease you up to comply and consent with their messaging. The belligerent, antagonized, and agitating thoughts you're being fed become allowable to you when you have a strawman that will always be worse than you. You can be a hateful piece of shit because you're constantly being told that the world is full of hateful pieces of shit that deserve your loathing. It's pretty basic messaging strategy shit. It's funny because you Americans are so cartoonishly unaware of it. You're so used to being king shit doing it to everyone else lol.
>>84485456
dehumanizing, strawmanning, scapegoating, etc.

Go to school for longer probably. And do yourselves a favor and start working on walking away from the Trump meme.
>>84485484
k. Not sure what you think that is evidence of. Eastern bloc dickheads are also being agited by Russian messaging strategy and are also afraid of refugees from the American war on Terror.

>>84475106
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>>84479594
I can't tell if you people are genuinely being edgy or if you're being ironic.

The only one I'm certain of being underage is the guy who said "savage".

>>84485621
Nice armchair psychology. I'm not american. You are a naive pseudo intellectual.

>>84485616
>Assuming this isn't bait, people like this cunt genuinely need to die.
lol the left is so unappealing. Nobody is agitating you. You're not being radicalized by faceless strangers on the internet that tell you things you like to hear lol. You've not been conditioned to want to respond to dissident thought with literal violence.
>No excuses for this level of willful ignorance.
What is your education level and work experience?

>>84485682
Imagine being this detached from reality. This is borderline schizophrenic

>>84485484
maybe the USA should stop destabilizing countries and forcing other countries to uphold human rights while they ignore them

>>84485621
Even if Russia is scare mongering the fact is that there's still hundreds of thousands of "refugees" bailing their shitty homes to go to Europe and will just bring their baggage there and ruin it. The US is partially to blame but you can't just move entire countries worth of people (and plenty of them aren't even from any areas that are in the middle of wars, they just live in shitty countries and want out) into other countries. Especially when they refuse to abandon their customs that are a large cause of why their home countries are shitholes and especially when plenty of them actively hate the west.

>>84485667
>I'm not american.
Opinion discarded. You literally do not matter

>>84485722
>he thinks he matters

>>84485630

trigger trumple detected

When the Brit couldn't access the phone might just be the goat. The "HE'LL SEE THE BIG BOARD" is another great scene.

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>>84475106

kek

Why are lefties on 4chan always mentally ill?

>>84485838
>on 4chan

>>84485799
>this is what alt-righters consider good art

>>84475268
based reagan

>>84485667
Don't know which one you are m8. Also don't give a shit if you're American. We're talking about Russian active measures against the west. They've been feeding Europeans this shit for years longer than they've been targeting America. Putin only had a hard-on for America last year because he fucking hates the Clintons and is crippled by US economic sanctions.
>>84485707
lol projecting. What is your education level and work experience?
>>84485720
>Even if Russia is scare mongering the fact is that there's still hundreds of thousands of "refugees" bailing their shitty homes to go to Europe
Think about that next time you want to start a war in an unstable region. Assuming you where even alive in 2003.
> and will just bring their baggage there and ruin it.
lol hundreds of thousands of homeless war refugees are going to destroy thousands of years of culture being upheld by a billion people. You realize how much of a belligerent coward you sound like?
>The US is partially to blame
lol
>but you can't just move entire countries worth of people
lol 451 is a "countries worth of people"
> (and plenty of them aren't even from any areas that are in the middle of wars, they just live in shitty countries and want out)
consume less of whatever you're consuming m8.

You're just parroting the talking points. They mean nothing. There would be, as with every immigration crisis, a brief settling phase followed by the first generation, as always, assimilating into the popular culture so they don't eat shit at school. The only thing that would destroy western culture would be actively sabotaging the economy and military alliances over war refugees. You don't want to radicalize people, you don't give them an antagonist.

STOP

BEING

A

PUSSY

You're proof that Bin Laden won and terrorism works.

>>84485919
This is what leftism looks like. Mental illness.

>>84475268
>after seeing this movie ronald reagan installed a war room in the white house
Congress also passed legislature to ensure that any watch officer would have direct access to the president. It apparently exposed a massive hole in the opsec of the US with that one Brit AF officer having to use the payphone to get in touch with someone to report the Colonel going insane.

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>>84476685
>it-it's the left's fault that I got bamboozled by an illiterate conman and his Russian propagandists

>>84485919
>a brief settling phase followed by the first generation, as always, assimilating into the popular culture so they don't eat shit at school.
America has Little Toyko, China town, little Israel, etc. America is so diverse that there are literal colonies of people who assimilate just enough to not get deported you retard.

>>84485952
N O T A N A R G U M E N T L O L

>>84486006
No shit, you nutjob.

>still being this butthurt she lost

>>84474834
It's called satire. To put it kindly, you didn't notice the jokes because you don't understand the context

>>84485919
You have been brainwashed to hell and back.

>>84486026
>we cannot allow a mine shaft gap

The fact that so many people don't get this really does a good job of showing how the humor is lost on those born after the cold war.

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>>84485952
lol this is what "rightism" looks like. Impotent name calling and labeling fallacy in lieu of rational thought or evident ability.
>>84485995
And most of their kids speak perfect English and go to good schools. How fucking sheltered of a childhood did you have?
>America is so diverse that there are literal colonies of people who assimilate just enough to not get deported you retard.
So where exactly is your point? That 150 years of importing cultural diversity led to the largest and most successful economy and strongest nation in history?
>>84486067
lol keep reeeeing about how the big brown boogieman war refugees are coming to get you. globalism is evil remember.
Coблюдeниe бyдeт зaпoмнeнo

>>84486162
I'm not right-wing. You are seriously fucked in the head

>>84486162
I'm convinced this guy is a shitskin muslim, he seems to conveniently ignore the difference between these types of immigration

Reminder that Russian interference is the reason all these state governments are shutting down recently. There is literally no other possible reason. Putin has a "cause economic problem" button in his office.

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>>84486193
of course you're not. You're just a right wing parrot that calls people that talk about Russian active measures "leftists" when it makes him feel uncomfortable. I'm not a leftist and I'm not American. I do work for the American intelligence bureaucracy though. The Russian shit is real and if Donald makes it to the midterms I'll be goddamned.
>>84486265
Of course you "convince" yourself I'm a boogieman. That's the easiest way to sooth the cognitive dissonance.
>he seems to conveniently ignore the difference between these types of immigration
of course they're different. they're not even really human. the behavioral assimilation of ethnic and religious minorities from wartorn areas into the first world has literally never happened before. you're manipulated and agitated by a 1% muslim population in the US and 3.8% in the EU, and a few hundred thousand American war refugees. You've been conditioned to use cowardice and fear to justify being a cunt. Of course you have to convince yourself I'm one of THEM. You're in a toxic tribalism cult that is propagated and agitated by foreign interests. That's a hard pill to swallow. Lot easier to ignore that when you just tell yourself that everyone that challenges you is one of The Others.

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>>84486467
>The Russian shit is real

>>84486467
Nigger I was talking about leftism in this thread long before you had to let everyone know about your paranoid delusions.
Also those statistics are a laugh. In any decent EU country the muslim population was higher than that almost a decade ago. You really have no idea what you are talking about, silly mentally ill child.

>>84486467
if the russians were able to influence america public so much its because of tards like you in the "intelligence" agencies

>allow shitskin hordes to come to your country en masse
>bend over backwards for them
>cover up their rape gangs and terrorist attacks
>pretend this is all fine and constantly spout how good multiculturalism is even though nobody believes it

>wonder why nationalism and anti-muslim sentiment is rising

>some autist on 4chan thinks it's because of Russians even though most people would be completely insulated from any online russian influence

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>>84486552
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
You can do your own research at this point m8. Even Trump has admitted that the Russians active measures shit to influence the campaign is real. And he is currently being investigated for obstruction of justice for trying to kill the investigation into his Russian connections. You know as well as I do that there's no reason to actual have a sourced discussion about this. You'll just reject everything and flail around like everyone that has that saved on their hd.
>>84486582
Nigger I don't give a shit about you being a belligerent faggot that wanted to whine about your strawmen
>you had to let everyone know about your paranoid delusions.
lol the libruls are gonna get you
>Also those statistics are a laugh
reeeeee numbers trigger meeeeee.
>>84486717
>create crazy strawman
>parrot Russian messaging strategy
>suggest an elaborate conspiracy to explain why statistical evidence conflicts with your worldview
>tell yourself everything isn't fine and it's Their fault that you're unhappy

>justify to yourself why your own nationalism and anti-muslim sentiment has been radicalized by strangers

>fail to realize that there are literally paid and pro-bono russian shills on 4chan pretending to be anti-globalism westerners every day. actively ignore the fact that you're influenced through agreement and reinforcement and pretend.

You don't know who you're talking to friendo. You don't know who is targeting fb ads to your demo. You don't know is retweeting that news article that you can't find later.

>>84486587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_you_are_lynching_Negroes
LITERAL RUSSIAN MESSAGING STRATEGY

>>84486552
http://www.businessinsider.com/russia-internet-trolls-and-donald-trump-2016-7

>>84486552
https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-operative-sought-clinton-emails-from-hackers-implied-a-connection-to-flynn-1498770851

>>84486879
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/818992803829137408

>>84486879
non argument: the post

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muh russia is code for /pol/s influence on the election. the cia niggers can't admit neet fucks btfo them

>>84486879
>>fail to realize that there are literally paid and pro-bono russian shills on 4chan pretending to be anti-globalism westerners every day
where's the proof?

>President Merkin Muffley

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>>84486959
>russian active agent denies russian dossier
The dates and movements and everything else in that 35 page document have all been corroborated and directly led to the Trump administration firing Flynn. Regardless of what wikileaks had to say about the matter, the legitimacy of the Steele dossier isn't really up for debate.
>>84486975
irony: the post
>>84487019
see
>>84486910
you can also 4plebs these filenames. Russian shill posting Russian-financed, swedish language fake news produced in Estonia in a thread. Dude wasn't paid but he was pretending to be a westerner and spamming literal Russian-produced propaganda. The dude bumping the Stephen Colbert /pol/ threads on /tv/ for awhile admitted was Russian
>>84486982
>muh russia is code for /pol/s influence on the election.
still not realizing that /pol/ is and has been a major Russian messaging dissemination platform since 2014.
>the cia niggers can't admit neet fucks btfo them
unwitting neets acting as useful idiot nihilists for Russian interests. It's an army of bitter assholes that want everything to burn. Once it turned into the WE MUST SAGE ALL DISSENT unironic ironic Trump cult, you where being actively fed by Russians.

>>84487193
So you have no evidence, you're just using speculation and assumption?

>>84486910
wtf where the fuck is my money! I've been memeing for free like a cuck!

>>84487193
your shit candidate lost get over it. I've told you guys how to correct your ways but you're too arrogant.

fucking lmao this mentally ill retard has done this before

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/82593169/#q82612671

>>84487336
I haven't seen this level of obsessive mental illness on /tv/ since DAVEY, at least he was benign though. This guy is full blown paranoid schizophrenic.

>>84476685
>hilldog wins the popular vote
>but the people elected muh drumpf!

Nice """""democracy""""" you got there

>>84476685
>their girl
Clinton is not a liberal, she's as much of a facist as trump is, but Bernie was our guy

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>>84487238
evidence of what? Trump has acknowledged that Russia took active measures to get him elected. He confessed on tv to obstruction. The Trump admin verified the validity of the Steele dossier when they fired Flynn after the press confirmed his movements described in the Steele dossier. There is a special criminal prosecutor investigating the President personally. And as of this week the connection between a Trump campaign affiliate and Russian hackers has been established and supported. Showing that at the very least, Trump campaign affiliates where actively working with Russians to disseminate Clinton emails. You know, collusion.
>>84487245
That's the beauty of it. All you have to do is agitate and manipulate the dipshits with tribalism and the dipshits will take it and run with it.
>>84487308
Not an American. and Clinton being a shit candidate (as well as the American electoral system being hilariously outdated) doesn't negate the fact that Donald Trump made hundreds of millions of dollars from Russia and Russian oligarchs over the last 2 decades since he lost his dad's money.
>I've told you guys
I'm telling you that I'm not your fucking boogieman dipshit.
>how to correct your ways
why would the democrats need to "correct their ways" with the current President? Republicans spent 8 years running on "fuck that guy" and won everything. Dems have to run against the party that propped up the historically unpopular dipshit reality show host and actual Russian shill that didn't make it 2 years. You think Pence can do 10 years? He technically could.
>>84487336
>>84487525
> This guy is full blown paranoid schizophrenic.
It actually isn't. It's obsessive compulsive personality with bipolar features. Read a book faggot.

And I'm here to be your huckleberry m8. You calling me crazy will never be an argument.

>>84484985
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/4cyn5JE07DMSGU8q2Wu9sQ/

I unironically find people like this fascinating, seems his autism only really flared up shortly into 2017.

>>84487636
>It actually isn't. It's obsessive compulsive personality with bipolar features.
Yeah there's definitely more to it than that, you're a fucking nut.

>>84487636
Seriously man, what set you off at the start of 2017? I can't seem to find any of your posts from before then.

>>84487636
>Not an American.
ok then, worry about whatever shithole you live in.

>>84487636
Also are you really an unironic pedophile as well? That'd be the fucking icing on the crazy cake.

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>>84487682
>Yeah there's definitely more to it than that, you're a fucking nut.
I'm citing evidence and sources and explaining what is happening in the current investigations into the Russian government's relationship with the Trump organization and then the Trump campaign. Exactly what part of what I've said has evidenced schizophrenic thinking? I'm the one making the logically sound and intellectually honest attempt to discuss something I've spent a few years working on. You're the one resorting to labeling and ad hominem.

At what point will you flip do you think? how long can you last telling yourself that everyone else is crazy? how long can you keep pretending the Russian shit isn't real? Will you keep it going after he resigns?

Did you buy the hat? Will you keep it?

>>84487821
>Seriously man, what set you off at the start of 2017?
couldn't tell you. I've been using /tv/ since 2008ish. I used these putin reactions when I interacted with a Russian shill a few months ago. Do you not understand how 4plebs work? Do you not have object permanence? Do you think people don't exist before they avatarfag to talk about a specific subject?
>>84487863
Can't say I am. Dope strategy though brah.
>>84487847
>worry about whatever shithole you live in.
Why? You're more interesting. Internet cult behavior is always fascinating. Plus, every time Americans get all frothed up like you are you start wars that lead to immigration crises that get Americans all frothed up.

>>84487975
Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for you.

I missed this about old /tv/, part of the reason i came here pre-2010 was to see the mental illness at work, now it's just stale. Hope you continue your ramblings, but I still prefer DAVEY

>>84474834
>Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!

It's pretty much the funniest movie ever made.

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>>84488028
>Jesus christ, I almost feel sorry for you.
K. Not an argument but thanks I guess. You could just do your research and get out of your bubble and then you won't need to keep projecting your shit at strangers. But you do you.
>I missed this about old /tv/, part of the reason i came here pre-2010 was to see the mental illness at work
m8 if you've been coming here since pre-2010 and you're still here, you clearly have a mental illness. Stop lying to yourself so much and your life will get better friendo.
>now it's just stale.
you're not very creative likely
>Hope you continue your ramblings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muF73GiqXoE

SEE

YOU

NEXT

YEAR

>>84477004
This and the Bodily fluids always crack me up

"Yes, Dimitry. The bomb. Well, how do you think I feel?!"

How can anyone NOT think it's funny? kekekek

>>84488218
I dunno if you've figured it out yet but I'm not really arguing with you. I don't really give a fuck about Trump or Russia or America.

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>>84487572
Good thing it's a republic

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>>84477004
"That's private property."

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>>84480375
George C Scott later admitted that was actually clever

>>84480375
Suddenly I would like to watch the serious version of the film.

>>84488343
It's called Fail Safe

>>84488343
It's called Fail Safe

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>>84488256
I'm assuming we're all mostly here for some kind of self-hating or procrastinating reason or another. I have to stay awake and look like I'm working on something so I'm being mean to strangers that are or should be struggling with being on the wrong side of history in a cartoonish way. I don't care why you're generating (you)s tbphwyf

>>84488422
k

>>84488261
It's a federal republic with a representative democracy. Saying this is literally not an argument. It means nothing.

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>>84474834
I had written a long windy post about how comedy doesn't need to be over the top JOKE HAHA funny to be funny, and how comedy has devolved in movies over the past decades.

It was only after 10 minutes of furious typing, deleting and retyping that I realized that this is not only a bait thread, but obviously so.
9.5/10 bait, I only caught myself in the last moment.

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>>84474834
If you didn't notice the jokes then you really weren't paying attention

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>>84474834
Who here /hardtoexplaintattoo/ ?

>>84488898
that's gay, what a womanly thing to do.

>>84484639
the reason politicians are shit right now is because in 2010 the lobbying cap was removed, so now you either suck corporate cock relatively cheaply or corporate entities will put someone in office who will.

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>>84488940
pfft ur mom said it was nice maybe pfft

>>84484841
>incredibly low turnout on BOTH sides
red voting has been at a fixed 60 million every election since bush sr.

The only time a blue president has been elected since reagan is when that candidate can energize new voters.

>>84488261
It's the same thing but with confetti flying over to make it look fancy.

>>84488898
What do PE classes have to do with this movie? God, you're retarded for doing this shit

>>84489059
Republicans have won one popular vote since the 80's.

Republicans are the party that openly shills for corporations and billionaires.

Wacky coincidence.

>>84489134
all politicians openly shill for corporate and billionaire interest now.

>>84474950
all kubrick films are comedies

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>>84489121
>ITS SOME COMBINATION OF P-O-E or O-P-E

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>>84489153
Exxon wasn't in charge of the State Department under Democrats. Stop false equivalencing.

>>84489398
Because there was still a legitimately elected president in office. As the US didn't become pure corporate autocracy till 2010.

>>84477131
That's part of what makes it so funny, Pickens thinking he's in a dramatic film and delivering those obvious comedy lines straight.

>"Gentlemen you can't fight here, this is the war room!"

The movie was a brilliant comedy

>"Gentlemen you can't fight here, this is the war room!"
truly lmfao kino

>>84485715
Why would any retards burden themselves with millions useless, semi-moron sandniggers that are a net drain on all aspects of their previously peaceful and prosperous society?

>>84474834
If you're too young to have experienced the Cold War firsthand then a lot of the humor, and absurdity will be lost on you. I still think its one of the funniest films I've seen, Kubrick could get whatever he needed from his actors, and Sellers was at his best in this film, in fact he was also supposed to play the B-52 pilot (Pickens) role as well, but his back problems prevented it.

>>84489583
How could it be a comedy without ample dick jokes? And I didn't even see Seth Rogan once.

>>84477183
Jaden Smith.............. Now THAT'S COMEDY!!!!

>>84485217
10-15 million dead, tops, depending on the breeze.

>>84489692
It doesn't have a single fart. It's not a comedy.

>>84484639
I don't disagree but democracies world over seem to be deteriorating. People have forgotten how to argue; both how to lose an argument, and how to win one, as well as find common ground. It's all about party and personality cults now.

"You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola Company"

Kek, truly genius eh guys? Kubrick really had a few knee-slappers

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>>84474834
It's a black comedy. The humor comes from the general absurdity of the situation and the relatively incompetent or crazy characters who are in positions of power trying to prevent a nuclear war/holocaust.

Ex. A high ranking government official acting like a child.

>>84489832
what an original and witty post

>>84489154
A lot of Kubrick's films are subtle satire and sociopolitical commentary. And some are just stories he wanted to put on film.

>>84489867
what an original and witty post

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>>84489832
Wrong picture...My bad.

>>84489898
shut the fuck up cunt

>>84489905
what an original and witty post

>>84489919
die die die

>>84489681
because letting them drown gets you international sanctions and the west whining at you

>>84485847
>not liking shadman
faggot desu

>>84489867>>84489898
>>84489919

Are you having a stroke?

>>84489948
>international sanctions
from whom

>and the west whining at you
so ignore them

>>84477966
>Kubrick created the Fallout series?
Most likely.

It would definitely have benefited from a laugh track so the viewer can tell when a joke's been made.

>>84483526
roastie pls go back to tumblr

>>84485919
>d
>>84486162
>>84486467
>>84486879
>>84487193
>>84487636
>>84487975
>>84488218
>>84488422

Putin anon, I just have to take a moment to say that this is fucking fantastic. The art of good banter has degraded badly here and elsewhere on the web, mostly down to just strawmanning the opponent's position and then posting a smug reaction image. I haven't seen people so hilariously btfo in such a long time. It's refreshing, brings me back to the old glory days of 4chan, when shit like that was much more common. Well done.

>>84490146
only a yank could think that's good banter

>>84474834
I didn't think it was that funny either but once it got to the phone call with Dimitri I was dying

>>84474834
>>84474950
>These are the sort of autists you unironically post with

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>>84474834
>go dark in Strangelove
>actually end up watching the best comedy I've ever seen

nice

>>84475106
Yeah cunto, not like they had the constant threat of nuclear war or anything. This is an 18+ site.

>>84490218
Jesus, fampai, you serious? That was evisceration. It mixed factual refutation with some solid put-downs and enough self-deprecation to weaken any counterbantz.

Seriously, show me a screencap of some banter that's better. I legitimately would love to see it.

>>84490319
it was pretty autistic m8. he was sperging out like mad

>>84490146
He should probably realize major magazines have pulled out their "17 Intelligence Agencies" story about Trump-Russia collusion.

>>84490344
go on

>>84490341
I don't disagree, but the best banter here usually has some aspie shit behind it. Hell, most funny things to come out of this place have some autist behind them spamming them day and night until they catch on. That doesn't mean it's any less good, though.

>>84490344
proof? Big if true, but I have not heard anything about that.

>>84490421
it's only banter if it's succinct

writing 10x the amount of the person you're shitting on is just desperation

>>84490453
Nah. Sure, nu-4chan has succinct banter, but as I said, aspie-anon's posts remind me more of old school 4chan, where people unironically did have massive strings of long posts making fun of each other.

It was a different time. 4chan truly was more of a secret club where all the autists and losers hung out. Nowadays, basically all my normie friends know about 4chan and post here. The flavor has definitely changed, and the site has lost a lot of the style that made it unique.

>>84490529
nah, 4chan was always like this.

>>84490421
>>84490379
maybe try reading news or googling I am not going to do this for you.

>>84485781

I think his point is probably that people back in the day also thought their politicians were incompetent pieces of shit.

>>84490549
OK, I just did.
It's not true, no news site is reporting retractions, and the stories are still up. Where are you getting your information? Wherever you are, your source appears to be unreliable. I would reevaluate your reliance on that particular news source, if I were you, as that is just blatantly false.

>>84490615
found the ctr shill

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>>84490549
google what? There are active FBI, House, and Senate inquiries as well as the Mueller investigation. Which agency has retracted the conclusion that Russia was meddling in the 2016 election?

>>84490653
For starters you are doing three things in your post.

You are misreading what I said.
You are then taking your own conclusions about your misreading of what I said.
And then going off a tangent (which also has produced nothing)

Come back when you've read the basics to critical thinking.

>>84490633
That makes no sense. I just did what you asked me to, and googled whether the articles were still up. They were, no retractions were being made, and the only sites reporting that they were being taken down looked like fairly unreputable sources that my antivirus software told me I probably should not visit if I like my computer's health.

>>84490653
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/29/nyt-issues-correction-on-claim-that-intel-agencies-agreed-russia-attempted-to-help-trump-win-election/

That's a big revision.

>>84490794
It wasn't just NYT. It was also Associated Press (today or last night). On a related note, CNN implied Trump adminstraiton was under investigation by House and it was fake shit (and got three journos fired for it).

>>84490820
*

This is exactly the same mistake CNN made a week ago, when it alleged that Anthony Scaramucci—the founder of SkyBridge Capital and an associate and ally of President Donald Trump—held “meetings” with Russian investment fund leaders and was under investigation by the Senate Intelligence Committee and Treasury Department as a result.

>>84490844
>4
On Monday, three of CNN’s top writers and editors had to resign after Breitbart News’ Matt Boyle shredded CNN’s “fake news” story, based on a single anonymous source, that claimed Trump transition team official Anthony Scaramucci was under Congressional investigation.

>>84490683
You're doing a lot of baffling shit with this post.

Ok so you weren't saying that any of the intelligence agencies changed their minds, just that "major magazines have pulled out their "17 Intelligence Agencies" story about Trump-Russia collusion."

And then you act like a faggot when people don't know what you're talking about? What does that mean? What magazines? When was anyone citing any major magazines?

>>84490794
New York Times is a newspaper. And what exactly is the point? Is it really better to you that it was ONLY the FBI, CIA, NSA, and DNI investigating the president? Did anybody actually say anything about the 17 agencies thing?

Why does that matter to you now after the President has confessed to obstruction of justice on television? What's it matter?

>>84490942
>breitbart is trying to take credit for getting the CNN employees fired cuz they didn't fact check enough

Kek