Mid-Life Crisis?

Every guy goes through the mustache phase sometime in his life. Most get through it in high school. He might be a late bloomer.

>alcoholic
>ratings disaster
>ugly mustache
Failin' Jimmy! Sad!

>>84474838
>Every guy goes through the mustache phase sometime in his life.
Thanks for letting us know you had a gay mustache.

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Hopefully it's an end of life crisis.
Because he sucks.

His ratings are actually really good right now

>>84475046
thanks for letting us know you can't grow any facial hair

he died as he lived

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>>84474374
Wait... is that real?

>>84474838
mustaches are fine fuck off

>tfw going through the mustache/beard phase right now
>people say I look good in it repeatedly without me asking or giving it any attention whatsoever

The question now is if I'm simply so ugly that the less you see of my face the better or if I actually have facial hair that fits me.

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should have just kept this look

>>84475300
It's the latter, anon. You are your own worst critic. Remember that. Have strength. I love you.

>>84475203
I absolutely can. Mustaches are still gay.

>>84475354
don't do this to me, You know our love can never be.

>>84475337
is jimmy kimmel expecting another child?

>>84475298
Yeah, if you're an 80's pornstar or mexican gardener.

Mustaches are NOT fine, my friend.

>>84475337
miley is such a qt

>>84475337
DAMN, Miley Cyrus looks like "*THAT*"?

>>84474838
>>84475413
This guy enjoys getting pegged.

>>84475394
on >>84475300
Dude, wtf. I've seen these two exact comments before. Did I pass through a wormhole, is this a recurring joke or am I just going crazy?

>>84474374
His wife made him promise he could only shave his upper lip on mornings which he didn't get black out drunk the night before. She thought it would get him to sober up, but he's really leaned into it.

>>84474374
Who likes Fallon? He has the worst fake laugh in the business. Ruined every SNL skit he was ever in. Movies all garbage. Who does he have dirt on?