Why was this shit?

>>84473371
Every Star Wars film is shit

>>84473419
Your opinion is Shit

>>84473371
plinkett told me and jar jar

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>>84473371
Because Rey is the coolest and Daisy is a hell of an actor. She's charismatic as hell.

>normies don't like politics and trade blockades
>child actors
>space asians
>every scene with the Gungans was slapstick humor aimed at 5 year olds
>expecting audiences to take the whole podrace sequence seriously when it's full of cartoony cgi aliens and a 9 year old child is racing
>very little tension in the film due to all the enemies all being comically incompetent except for Darth Maul
it was a mess, but I had more fun watching this garbage than I did watching nu-Star Wars so atleast there's that

Plinkett

Yippee!!

>>84473535
You are a fat burger who obsesses over a child's film. Consider suicide.

>Obi-Wan is kind of a whiny bitch and doesn't get any cool scenes until the very end
>Qui-Gon's a liar, cheater, and manipulator, and he's the "good" guy
>battle droids are too comical, zero threat
>bad direction and awful line reads that made it into the final cut

Not everything is bad. I unironically like Watto. Sheev does a good job of playing dumbass Padme like a fiddle and making her backstab Prince Valium so he can become the new Chancellor.

I nearly spit out my fucking drink when the Jedi said Anakin was too old to begin Jedi training. I bought that line in Empire because Luke was a full grown man, but even then it seemed more like a lazy excuse Yoda was reaching for. I didn't expect to find out in Clones that Jedi start training as goddamn toddlers.

>>84473371
It wasn't shit. It could have been better with a different Anakin, but it was still a solid Star Wars movie.

>>84473371
plinkett review is actually a good analysis of the reasons

>>84475248
no it isn't. that 108 page rebuttal destroys the plinkett review

>>84473419
THIS