Why didn't you become an actor, /tv/?

>>84465886
i am
me on the left

>>84465886
Not jewish

>>84465886
>why didn't you win the lottery /tv/
>never work again
>Women throw themselves at you
>Travel the world
>Donate to charity
>Provide for family for life

No idea m8

rather become a musician desu

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>>84466089
/thread

I'm a writer for some plays and sketches and shit so I know a lot of actors

they're all unemployed, living month-to-month, most are couch-surfers. I actually only know one actor who has a working gig and she makes peanuts touring the country for a stage company. She's also gorgeous and very Jewish

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>not attractive enough
>not ugly enough to have a unique look
>not jewish
>don't know anyone in the acting/movie business
>horrible voice
>in shape but not ripped
>king of manlets height

>>84465886
>>Great salary
>>Loads of perks
>>Connections with influential people
>>Legions of fans
>>Awards from your peers
>>Women throw themselves at you
you mean why didnt we became a world famous actor?

mhhhhhhh

I was never interested in acting. I wanted to be a director.

>>84465886
not attractive enough, don't feel like being the funny sidekick actor.

>>84465886
Anxiety.
I never wanted to fail so I never bothered doing drama/acting.
I just stuck to what I was good at.

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>>84465886
>hey /tv/
>look at me
>that's right
>I fucked her
>I fucked your waifu
>and you didn't
>and that's that

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>>84467447
>tfw my waifu was FRANCO'd as well

Its kinda hot being cucked by him desu,hes a pretty cool guy desu

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>>84468179
s-she never fucked him
delete this

>>84466276
A lot of celebs are manets

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>>84469617

>>84471017
>posts scene from movie
>this is real life
"no"

>>84465886
You're describing a movie star, not an actor in general.

>>84465886
Why didn't you become Elon Musk, /tv/?
>Great salary
>Loads of perks
>Connections with influential people
>Legions of fans
>Awards from your peers
>Women throw themselves at you

Get up off the couch, and become Elon Musk

>>84472946
you forgot
>throw your life away at the hands of a literal succubus

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>>84467447
>tfw Franco fucked some qt instead of fucking you

>>84473051
If you wanna lose the lottery, you've gotta make enough money to buy a ticket.

>>84473079
oh dont get me wrong
if amber heard would suck my dick i would do the same thing

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>>84465886
Why don't you have a threesome with Sarah Gadon and Lili Reinhart /tv/?

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>>84465886
OP you have a point. I'm calling Hollywood in the morning and letting them know I'm a famous director now. Anyone want to be in my first blockbuster hit? Just tell me what character you want to play and you can just be that. It's going to be about bears.

>>84473362
Can i be a supporting actor? ill be sarah gadons pusy slave and then i can get mauled by a bear, it'll be great

>>84473551
Okay you're on the list. Anybody else want to be a famous actor?