Crystal Maze Match Thread

I'm guessing no one watching this week? Last week wasn't that bad

>>84465715
Richard Ayoade has been alright as a presenter tbqh. I see it's another """"celebrity""""" special tonight, should get on to the public as soon as.

>Steve Jones
>Scarlett Moffat
>David Coulthard
>Joey Essex
>Jodie Kidd (captain)

Coulthard is a multi-millionaire, what the hell is he doing with these fuckwits?

>these people apparently fall under the rim of celebrities

Good start

>>84466076
>>84466158
He's very good

>>84466087
Shite line-up
I'll wait for the civvy one

Joey Essex has to stand on that step and is still smaller than that blonde.

>>84466237
Jodie is 6ft 1

>>84466237
Well Kidd was a catwalk model, they're usually tall.

>>84466087

He already works for 4 so they probably gave him some nice incentives for doing it.

>>84465715
is that johnny sinns?

joey sounds like tommy robinson

>this is an anus situation

WTF channel 4

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>tfw they'll never bring back Gamesmaster

The Crystal Maze and Gamesmaster were what I lived for after school.

Wtf was that?

What were the producers thinking?

>>84466424
She's on gogglebox and won the 16th series of IACGMOOH

>>84466451
I don't watch that much TV. Just Googled what Gogglebox is and I almost vomited

>>84466526
It's so popular and I cannot understand why. But it wins awards and people love it for some reason.

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>>84466451
Who /Martin/ here?

>>84466359
tbf gamesmaster wouldn't work today at all, the games industry has changed to much as has the demographics and the internet etc.

>>84466338
/ourguy/

Coulthard FFS

Get it together

> Have to remember every corner of a track, what gear to be in and all the traits of other drivers etc.
> Can't remember which buttons not to press

wtf man?

>>84466608
True but the show was never really about the games, it was about Dominik Diamond bantering everyone.

i hope richard gives the normals less hints.

You cheeky cunt

I can't believe he managed that

Reminder that kids unironically have Joey Essex as a role model

>>84466879
He's won two crystals, what have you done?

Louis managed this last week

>>84467057
She did it just.

What the fuck was that star?

Damn I forgot this was on

> Brexit riddle

DROPPED

Why is the geordie retard doing this

> Giving her shit loads of hints

Kinda makes it pointless

>>84467278
It's for charity with the "celebrities", it'd be mean if they got nothing

>>84467258
Because these are """"celebrities"""". Probably just trying to ease the audience in before bringing in members of the public.

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>The Crystal Maze

Fuck off plebs, who /FortBoyard/ here?

Next week is a celebrity one too.

Wtf, they said only two would be this series.

>>84466359
>Gamesmaster
>>84466731
Dominik Diamond
Takes me back man. It could still work, but only really as a YouTube series. People still watch Let's Play videos that are nothing but watching someone with aspergers playing a game all the way through. No one would watch it on the TV.

>>84467388
Always found that boring.

SHAMEFURRU DISPURAY

Reminder that Louis got locked in on thi task

wtf was that?

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>don't grab them all in case you sink

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>>84467388
>Fort Boyard
>Not based Scavengers

so it's literally just the same character as Travelman, yes?

>Jodie is the only one with an IQ over 30

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>>84467388
Gladiators shat on them all.

>He's a fraud. He can do maths

>>84467866
eunice huthart

The above will trigger a certain subset of people. View at your peril

>the last leg

literally the only show I'll ever change the channel to avoid

>>84467919
Why so racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist and transphobic?

>>84467933

Because I'm fucking a white male

>>84467956
Have you tried fucking a white male?

>>84467978

That wouldn't be very homophobic of me now would it?

>>84468032
It's fine. Gays aren't oppressed anymore so you can still be homophobic as long as you hate lesbians

>>84468050

Nah I like lesbians, they're like lads but they've got tits and you never meet them in the bathroom at the pub