How do you stop him?

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I hook him up with this dude.

>>84455864

Kick him in the dick

Pull out his pins and make him look in the mirror. He will then realise that he is an ugly, old, bald man who has wasted his adult life listening to Marilyn Manson and wearing edgy goth clothes. Make him get a job waiting tables and tell him to grow the fuck up.

>>84455864
Tell him you love him and give him a long, warm hug. He will realise the wrongs he's done and stop.

>>84455864
Call him Pinhead because it pisses Clive Barker off to no end.

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>>84455864

>>84455984

Does it really? I thought Clive was okay with it.

>>84456041
Nah, he hates it. "Hellpriest" is his preferred nomenclature.

Convert to buddhism

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You don't.
The best course is to open your mind and learn to enjoy the pleasures he is presenting you with.

>>84456099
>Helllpriest

cringe

Discord orb from Zenyatta.

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>>84456099
>Hellpriest

>>84456901
This shit is cursed

Are any Hellraiser movies worth watching after the first one? I've heard a lot of mixed things about the sequel.

>>84457428
2nd seems to be very hit or miss. 3rd generally gets more average reviews. A scant few like the 4th, everything after that is arguing over the contents of diarrhea

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>>84457471
>A scant few like the 4th, everything after that

I still can't believe there are 8 fucking Hellraiser movies.

>>84455864

If you read the comic he was actually a good guy all along.

He sees far more horrible humans than you can imagine and has to punish them accordingly. If you saw all the vile shit that humans do to each other of course you'll give them the most horrific punishment possible.

Pinhead did nothing wrong.

>>84456099
>hellpriest
>original character donut steel

>>84456099
>"Hellpriest" is his preferred nomenclature.
The "pinhead", is not the issue here, Dude!

>>84457659
The board is literally called "/tv/ - Television & Film". Go take your meds.

>>84457701
>Pinhead did nothing wrong.
Per the comic + story + first movie, he's not even capable of doing anything wrong. That's the whole cenobite shtick. They look "evil" to limited human understanding, etc, but they're actually just an elemental force.

>>84455864
STOP POSTING ABOUT MOVIES ON /TV/.
For fucks sake you retard redditors don't know how to use this site at all do you? /tv/ is for TELEVISION, /m/ is for MOVIES. UNDERSTAND? Thankyou now stop shitposting and shitting up MY board.

>>84455917
thats literally what libtards believe in

Hellraiser Revelations is the only good Hellraiser movie besides the first two. It is the closest to the source material than any of the 6 other movies.

>>84460011
fact

>>84460011
>>84460302
weak bait

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>>84456099
endless keks

>>84457428

2 is good, 3 is good, 4 is okay, Inferno is okay, Hellseeker is whatever, Deader is just not very good, Hellworld is dumb fun, Revelations sucks but isn't the absolute worst thing to ever exist.

>>84455864
Don't open the box?

If somebody opens the box near you fucking run and hope you're lucky.

>>84460987

Pinhead killed people in 3 that never even touched the box.

>>84457638
Um.... actually, there's nine with a tenth one coming.

Anyway, the first four are watchable, but after that it gets really iffy.

>>84461033
that wasn't Pinhead, it was his evil half

>>84461090

Goddamn. What were they thinking?

>>84461033
That's why I said run and hope.

>>84461120

Someone tried to run and hide from Pinface in 4. Didn't work out. Pinhead is OP.

>>84455904
lol

is lol cool again?

>>84455864
ghost rider's penance stare

word of god from preacher or the saint of killers

ghostbusters

the mask

one punch man

etc

>>84455886
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

>>84457428
No

>>84455864

Have something he wants that he can't simply take from you to bargain with for your life or perhaps just less suffering.

This is pretty much what the protag does in 2... I think, it's been a while...

You go to hell, find the devil and revive him. The devil will then kick his arse.

God that book was terrible, how does a writer make a story about his own character feel like fanfiction?

You jizz to being breastfed by your mother, let yourself be killed by him, then revive in the puddle on the floor.

This movie doesn't make sense at all

How come there is a dog cenobite? What the fuck happened there?

>>84462895
it's probably just a hell-creature like the monster that runs through the hallway

>>84455864
doesn't matter. if you're lucky enough they will turn you into one of them and you'll enjoy all that pain anyways.

>>84455864
The box! You opened it, we came!

>>84462715
Clive was down with a stroke or something, most of it was ghost-written by some hack

>>84455864
Call him a bitch.

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>>84463019
I like to think that the dog was there when some unlucky fuck opened the box. Part of some jaded, bestiality. Maybe even attached to the box-opener therefore it gets worked over along with him. It survived, he didn't.

>>84463088

Makes sense, it had some great ideas but showed far too much reverence for is stars and had all the worst cliches of Barker books maginified x 10.

>>84463304
yeah, opening chapter was literally the only good part

>>84463164
thats a nice pupper

>>84455864
Giant magnet

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>>84455864

>>84461307
it never was

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does anyone have a good link to the Hellrasier comics?

Im stuck doing a clinical trial for money and i would love to read them in between the bloodletting
Personally I think the comics were creepier than the movies

i'm looking forward to the new Hellraiser

so, the only way to stop Hellraiser is be a good person basically... the theme is basically punishing those who do wrong, i think there are exceptions in some of the direct to dvd sequels but those are an abomination for the most part... i'm looking at you Hellworld

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>>84455864
Love trumps hate banners

>>84455864
Show him a picture of the guy he used to be before sticking thumbtacks in his face. That apparently did the trick.

>>84464701
He tries to kidnap Kirsty though, who did not do any wrong other than be related to some really shitty people.

>>84465763
Kirsty still opened the box... although it's "not fingers that call us, it is desire" or something like that by part II, so dunno. best not to think about it too much

I remember seeing the first two Hellraisers as a kid, both in the same night since they were getting marathoned one after the other.
Those movies traumatized the shit out of me. Especially the second one.

>>84465929
No it was the young girl autistic about puzzles who Dr Channard set up because he wanted to become a cenobite hence 'it is not the hands that call us it is desire'.

>>84466768
so the meaning of the line was that Pinhead knew they were summoned by someone else?

>>84461307
No, but it is miles better than all the wacky mutations of it. Best way is trying to avoid using shorthands like that alltogether.

>>84467318
your such a dork

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>>84455864
Quite easily it seems

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>>84467391
Yeah. In all the best ways and some less ideal ones.

>>84455864
Eat a log of shit with him straight from the source, sixxx.

>>84460968
2 is excellent (1 and 2 frankly should be viewed as a single movie) inferno is quite good in my opinion. i only watch them on acid though. I agree with the rest of your classifications

>>84461033
" it is not hands that call us, but desire "

>>84457428

The second film is worth watching for a number of reasons.

-It is worth the price of admission (or nowadays, your time spent) for one /extremely/ striking sequence which happens early, and which has since entered the cultural consciousness. When you see it, you'll know. This sequence continues one trope which is used noticeably in other great horror/thriller films, particularly the Exorcist.

-it plausibly continues events immediately after the first film, and was made shortly afterwards, with the essential cast still intact.

-You know that white guy who plays the incompetent commander in Aliens? He has a supporting role in this flick too. The more you know about your minor character actors.

-a number of parts in the second film really are metal/brutal as fuck. You get real psychological gore in this flick. There are times when, just like with the first one, you marvel that they actually released this thing in theaters thirty years ago before torture-porn was common.

-Even though it has shoddy production values, and a few laughable/cringey sequences, the sequel does usefullly expand on the basic ideas and mysteries of the original. We get to see what this "Hell" actually is, and wander around in it. It's a very ambitious vision of Hell, actually. I struggle to think of another film which gives a more compelling vision of what Hell (or something as close to it as makes no difference) /is actually like/.

>How do you stop him
Depends. Pretty sure you just close the box most of the time.

If it's Pinhead from the books, you're fucked. Regardless of how you feel about Scarlet Gospels, his introduction there is to torture porn the shit out of some highly trained and experienced magic users.

Watching the second now, just after watching first, both the first time.

Pretty good desu.

How come /tv/'s lately having a good amount of Hellraiser threads? I've seen it only get shitposted, never seen much discussion about. And don't get me wrong, shit like this is always welcome.

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Out of the way faggots. Superior version coming through.

>>84456099

Hellpriest sounds like an early 90s Image comic by Rob Liefeld.

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>>84471656
Did you say superior version?

>>84455864
Pretend to be Jewish and confuse the stupid goyim with Jew tricks until he gives up and fucks off.

>>84471656
He looks like that reaction picture of that guy listening to a woman explaining how she's healthy even though she's a landwhale.

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>>84471656
How do you end up making it look worse compared to the old films.

>>84467624

That's not because of anything that he really did during his brief stint as a cenobite. Leviathan simply decided that it really really liked his personality and backstory, and thought that he'd be a great hire to become an arch-cenobite (interest in the occult, demands to know at all costs, makes his living probing brains, cutting people up, keeping some in rubber rooms where their own brains torment them, and even offers a human sacrifice by way of getting in. Leviathan really likes this guy, yep).

But then Kirsty tricked the other cenobites by reminding them of their humanity, causing them to dispatch each other and cheating them all. So Leviathan was even MORE impressed with Kirsty's success in cheating its minions on multiple occasions, a level of ingenuity almost unheard-of in humans. So in the lower-canon stuff Kirsty eventually becomes an even more badass cenobite herself. It's all about who finds favor with Leviathan, whose eternal throb has a significance of its own.

>>84471383

/tv/ regularly has constructive discussions about Hellraiser (I regularly participate in them). You just have to give it a few weeks at a time, since it's an old property, there's only so much content, and the content that people really care about is pretty limited itself (the first two movies and anons variously pick-and-choose from among the later flicks).

I sort-of want to watch some of the later flicks because I'm jonesing for more content but every one says they're generally awful. I saw the third one on TV once or twice as a kid and even I could tell that it was just getting silly, now. the future-setting of hte fourth is ridiculous but it does some nice backstory on the box at least.

Also the wire twins are hot but I've never seen anything past the fourth flick.

>ywn be at a bdsm club where the wire twins start tonguing between your dermis and musculature, causing horrible, searing pain

>>84472839
I've only read the Hellbound Heart and seen first three movies, but I'm planning to continue with the franchise starting tomorrow.

>>84462715
The book started well and then it was like a different writer finished it. Satire levels of homosexual characters making demons explode by prodding them with a walking stick.

>>84472914

I have a theory about the first two movies which I've introduced at various points but no one takes any interest. Would you care to hear my little pet theory? I'm dangling because I want a (You) after I tell.

>>84467624
Who's that dickhead?

>>84473116

Watch the second hellraiser movie and find out!

>>84473174
Thanks Clive

>>84462129
>This is pretty much what the protag does in 2... I think, it's been a while...
Yup, you're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfE74l55WDI
My favorite scene in all movies.

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>>84457428
Hellraiser 2 is probably the coolest-looking horror movie ever made, though the last few minutes are really poor quality "we ran out of money" crap.

>>84457428
The second film is basically the same production crew just continuing on not long after finishing the first film, just with a different director. Things start to get iffy from 3 onwards when the Americans get more involved tbqh.

>>84472233
>>84473420
Chatterer best cenobite imo.

>>84473972
I always called him Chompy.

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I know that Henry Cavill and Katheryn Winnick were once in a Hellraiser film. Probably a shit one.

>>84473972
I love him too,one of the best designs

>>84474107
When I did't know his name I called him Bitey

>>84473097
go ahead!

>>84455864
>>84471656
>before /TV/>after /TV/

>>84456901
Fuck this picture

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>>84474653

Okay anon. Please give me a (You) after I've gone over it.

See this screenshot? It's from the beginning of the very first movie - Frank Cotton buys the box during a furtive meeting in a cafe with the puzzle-keeper. Now, at the end of the movie, we see the /exact same frame/, just Frank is replaced with a shadowy figure with a big nose and curly hair. The point of the coda is that the cycle repeats, giving the tantalizing probabability of a sequel which is so important in horror flicks.

In a sense, "the second customer" is beside the point. The point is that /the cycle continues dude/. But wait a minute.

Take a good look at the light-skinned black doctor who appears in the middle of the first movie, played by Raul Newney. Curly hair, big nose. He /gives the box back to Kirsty/.

The point being that this minor doctor chaaracter /had the box in his own possession/ just long enough to get curious about it, to maybe get obsessed with it, to seek it back out, and then...

My theory is two parts: this minor doctor character /is/ the second customer, and the /extra/ is actually also portrayed by Raul Newney. I have never been able to corroborate the second, but even if the second isn't true, it doesn't invalidate the first idea, which has solid ground in the film.

It also beautifully foreshadows how the "doctor" in the second film is the obsessed guy who goes looking for the box. Moreover, the hospital room sets in both films are similar, suggesting similar spaces, functions, etc.

Much of this is probably accidental (and unintentional on the filmmakers' part in-the-moments) , but I like how this little idea really ties the room (the first two movies) together.

>>84475644
Here's a (You) before I read it, you'll get another one after I'm through with it.

>>84466570
Would you care to elaborate? How did it effect you? Are you a fan now or does it make you cringe?
Do you hang out with goth kids?

I only saw the first 2 movies and read The Hellbound Heart. I never got the feeling that Cenobites were evil like other horror creatures. They simply exist for what they are.

Somebody once explained to me that "demons to some, angels to others" depends on what sort of human summons them. To innocents like Kirsty or the psychiatric girl, they're inhuman monsters from hell. Meanwhile to psychos, Cenobites must appear to be these divine sources of depravity.

I never saw the other films because I heard they tried too hard in making the Cenobites into icons like Freddy or Jason. They're aspects of the universe; sadistic in their activities but neutral in outlook. They simply appear because they were summoned.

>>84475644
this is, well, interesting. thanks for typing out lad, have another well earned (You)!

>>84476186
The third one, even though many shit on it, bad writing and some retarded scenes outside, is quite fun and Pinhead carries the film. It has some neat ideas that are overshadowed by it's cheesiness, but it's worth the watch for Bradley himself. I'd also suggest seeing the entire franchise, just so you can see how it all went to shit and beyond for yourself. It's absurd and a bit funny, as well.

>>84476186

I find it interesting that you limit your interpretatation of the cenobites' victims to humans alone.

From a young age, I always took the "demons to some, angels to others" line, especially with the announcement that they are "explorers" to suggest the slight possibility that they've tapped into other beings apart from humans - some depraved race of extraterrestrial ultra-masochists somewhere, somehow, who welcome being taken into their slavery... IMO this idea lends weight to the "tired worldliness" which is captured in the Grand Entrance in the film: "we've gotten our dicks wet with blood millions of times, not just here either, we're so bored. We are a machine. We will keep going and some like it and some don't and it don't matter."

Of course there are plenty of masochistic humans but it is difficult to imagine the human who would be contended to really be in such a hell for eternity. On the other hand, Frank's dialogue in the original suggests that he is driven to a transcendent madness which masochistically accepts his destroyed fate. Of course, this is a "sick" pleasure along the lines of what the creatures suggest.

Hellraiser Inferno is the best movie (after the first one). Only plebs who write 1 sentece reviews on IMBD will disagree.

>>84476536
I prefer the third one, because it's all Pinhead, baby.

Having seen only the first two, I always thought of the Cenobites like Dr. Pretorius from...From Beyond. Kinda of a "we're immortals so we might just as well go wild with BDSM" situation. I prefer that to space Xenu.

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A cute. CUTE!

>>84464533
http://readcomiconline.to/

search for it, they have it there

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The doctor's in!

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How did they manage to fuck up so badly?

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>>84476581

>>84472733
>>84476497
Anyone else see the similarity?

>>84457701
>He sees far more horrible humans than you can imagine and has to punish them accordingly.

Yeah, because Kirsty Cotton worse than a million hitlers. better torture her forever.

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>>84475644
>a shadowy figure with a big nose and curly hair

>>84455864
Did you not watch bloodlines?
You trap him in a space cube.

>>84478852
https://youtu.be/Ue_2E8fFGvE?t=1m17s

>>84456977
>>84475193

It's a Reddit meme phobia, like clowns

>OMGGG SO CREEPY XD

>>84478959
Thank god, for a second there I thought I was actually scared.

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>>84476804

>>84476804
looks like a larping neckbeard from any comiccon

>>84457813
kill yourself

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>>84455864
By sampling his head because he's a walking appetizer

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Has anyone ever checked out the Tortured Souls? Those things are bad assed.

>>84479753
My biggest problem with McFarlane is as soon as you would open a figure they literally fell apart in minutes. It happened to all of my Movie Maniac figures. Mike Myer's head broke off, Edward Scissorhand's scissors broke off, Candyman's hook broke. They were so horribly cheap, when you gazed into them they shattered.

>>84480017
I hear you, at the cost of being labeled a toyfag, I opened these ones and they had all kinds of shit break on them, I bought a second set cheap on ebay and never opened them. Mcfarlane is a total douche.

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>>84479753
>>84480017


this is cooler
>that pricetag tho

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>>84455864
Shoot him with the Unmaker. Or just rip and tear.

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>>84480148
Sideshow is def. for someone with money, that is art. Compare this to my moviemaniac Queen and you know why you spent the money

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>>84476804
>>84479053

>>84480482
i meant to say he looks like gavin belson

>>84462895
>>84463164
http://cenobite.wikia.com/wiki/Chatterer_Beast
>He was created to be Pinhead's pet in Hellraiser: Bloodline. He was made entirely of the flesh of tortured humans in the Chatterer cenobite's image.

>>84480148

I wanna put it in the freezer for awhile so it's nice and cold then rub my glans on it until I blow a load on those frosty tits.

>>84455864
Click buttons on a box until he yells "DON'T DO THAT!"