Why did they inspect my penis when i went to the movies?

>>84454954
They didn't

They thought it was a milk dud, but it was just a dick dud.

>>84454954
>you actually didn't go anywhere
>you were still in your basement
>"they inspecting" was you playing with yourself

>>84454954
Because you're a newfag that doesn't know how to get around it

>>84454954
To know whether you're a good goy or not

>>84454954
It is NEVER OK for someone to touch your penis without your consent. NEVER EVER. If a stranger asks to touch your penis, you say NO.

>>84455076
Not even if they're your gf's dad?

>>84454954
at least in the US they only check your dick, in europe they also make a muslim shove a finger up your ass while explaining to you that you need to be tolerant.

Did Robert give you a penis inspection when you went to your local kinoplex?

>>84455140
>not paying the Sharia Tax to avoid getting arsefondled
lol fucking ameripoors

>>84454954
did you show them your badge?

>>84455486
Badge?

To make sure it wasn't a crab leg

>>84454954
they were just checking if it was small enough for you to become the designated shooter

>>84454954
I'm curious to know what grade you got, OP. Probably a D+ or something for being completely unprepared.

To make sure you weren't trying to smuggle in contraband under your foreskin.

>>84454954
Why did uncle Tommy tell me the only way to turn on the TV was to put his salty hot dog in my mouth?

>>84456769
Lol the funniest thing about the designated shooters is how seriously they take their jobs. They honestly think they're doing God's work or something but they're all tiny-dicked losers whose only sense of power comes from shooting people dead for mis-designating their falcons or trying to escape from the manlet pits.

>tfw you pass the erect size test but you still get the foreskin penalty

>tfw you get your bbc stuck in the cin-e-matic and the line of fellow kino goers behind you keeps growing

Why did they molest me when i went to the movies?

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>>84454954
Relax, everybody gets their penis inspected.

>>84457402
Yeah actually

>>84455011
>directed by M Night Shyamalan

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>>84460921
It actually was Gregg Araki, pleb

>>84458212
Men can't be molested

>>84455076
There is no such thing as consent.
It was a term created by Jews to push (((social construct))).