Wtf did he mean by this?
>>84453387
Synes godt om!
You're telling me we can't get litty till Christmas?
We goin' get litty
>>84453414
Tfw mobile posting
>>84453387
World exclusive means in the entire world, he's the only person with the trailer.
I think he just gets too excited by his own movies
>>84453387
He's been projecting a lot of desperation and insecurity recently.
Why is this cunt in everything now? He's awful, he manages to make everything he's in seem cheap.
>>84453387
>black santa
Why does he keep using those nigger emoji?
>>84453606
>he manages to make everything he's in seem cheap.
this
>>84453387
Shit looks like the god awful Journey series
I think I preferred the rock better when he wasn't as big of a roided up monster, back in the Rundown days
>>84454133
Yeah, I don't get why he's gotten so big. It was bizarre watching him wrestle Cena when he was such a fucking tank then going back to athletic, handsome Rock from 2000.
>>84453606
probably because he is the highest paid actor and most of the budget goes on him
>>84453641
Nog gonna nig.
>>84453387
baywatch 2.0
>>84453606
dont talk about the future president like that
>>84453387
I wish Rock would just fuck off back to WWE. He's obnoxious as fuck with his "LOOK AT ME I'M A MOVIE STAR" attitude and he hasn't made a single worthwhile film yet.
ALIENS BTFO
>>84454218
It makes me sad that someone who's GOAT tier in one career moved to one where he's mediocre. I understand the financial reasons but on a personal level it's sad.
>>84453387
Aside from the Rock, trump and Nicky Blonsky from the movie Hairspray, which celebs have the most embarrassing social media?
>>84454392
Edward Furlong's is about as painful as Nicky's. Worse because he was in a film everyone loves.
>>84454392
Drake Bell
>>84454392
8 years
>>84454392
>Nicky Blonsky from the movie Hairspray
Every
Single
Time
>>84454712
Who is that?
>>84453387
>I går kl. 15.01
hvad mente du med dette, bosserov?
>>84453641
>>84454169
>I'm black when it's useful
So since Jumanji is now a 90s looking console does that mean the game changes with the era?
>>84454239
>one where he's mediocre
Box office attraction for a few years
Highest paid actor too
I don't think he tried to get any oscars
>>84454748
Every FUCKING time I see this, it hurts. How can someone be this desperate and sad?
>>84454849
Well he did go against type as a gay bodyguard in Be Cool
>>84454748
>She stopped in 2014.
Why until then?
>>84453387
>Jumanji
>Baywatch
Is it only reboots and remakes for him from now on?
>>84453641
Because he thinks he's black.
>>84453387
The rock is gonna crash this movie like Baywatch by litty posting and horrible viral marketing?
>>84454759
Obama
>>84454748
I don't know that is and I vaguely remember a film called hairspray, but goddamn that collage made me chuckle
Is Edward furlongs like this? Hey it's me @edward furlong from Terminator 2 remember me?
>>84455536
Not so much "Hey remember me?" but lots of begging for jobs. It hurts.
I never liked the rock.
I just realised this...
The new Jumanji movie is literally live-action Isekai.
JUMANJI IS ANIMEKINO
>>84454197
Kanye would like to have a word with you
>>84453387
OY VEY
Y
V
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Y
Someone please make a The Rock version of this pic.
holy SHIT boys PISSMAS is coming early this year!! I cant wait to see another BLOCKBUSTER COMEDY from the LEGENED THE ROCK. If BAYWATCH telss us anything its that the ROCK is here to STAY. the JUMANJIHEADS have been waiting for this kino PISS AUTEUR to bless the FANS with what we've been waiting for. I'm drinking my gallon jug now just WAITING TO PISS MY PANTS watching this dirty lil trailer. HAHA man I love how he always GIVES THE FANS what they want! ITS ABOUT US! (not the critics)
>>84454882
said the person posting on 4chan with an Ales Jones image
he means jumanji is LITTY af
i pissed myself while watching the trailer
>>84454846
I don't think the movie will have any ties to the original. I guess its a console because board games are not as big, /tg/ is a great board though.
>>84453606
yeah
>>84453587
maybe he's running out of roids and is going through withdrawal
>>84453387
Looks like PISS is back on the menu boys.
>>84454392
>T. some asshole who's bleeding from his facelift.
>>84457651
Quite honestly, i didnt expect the trumptists to get salty over the post, I should have though.
>>84454239
> The Rock
> GOAT tier
> At wrestling
No. Just fucking no. He was a shit wrestler. Good talker though.
>>84458808
Wrestling isn't just about in-ring ability you fucking mark. It's about your ability to entertain people and tell a story.
>>84454748
Who is she?
>>84453387
>I really REALLY like women
RAUNCHY