Star Trek

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>>84445543
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

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I actually like how the Klingons look like aliens now.

I would like to see redesigns of most Trek aliens to make them look more alien honestly.

Lf BKC bull

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>>84445682

>>84445543
Jeez, that looks like something from Doctor Who. Are they introducing yet another Klingon variant they'll have to spend three episodes explaining?

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Everyone post your favorite ST actress at their prime. Preferably outside ST uniform.

>>84445807
In the trailer they talk about finding some Sarcophagus and Molor. Head Klingon goes on about unifying them or something, probably some Klingon cult.

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>>84445822

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>>84445822

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So why did the writers decide to make the Ferengi Alliance go soft right at the end?

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>>84445543

>WE WUZ KLANGS

FTFY

>>84445846

the fuck trailer did you watch

>>84445853

I'd put my symbiont in her trill if you know what I mean.

>classic Trek threads are comfy
>nu Trek threads are shitholes
>despite knowing this, OP decides to create a nu Trek thread
Fuck you, OP.

>>84446067
There are two trailers, the CBS trailer and the Netflix trailer. Clearly they saw whichever one you didn't.

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>>84445822

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>>84445709
CUTE! a CUTE!

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>>84446135

I've seen both. the Klingons didn't have any dialogue in either version, aside from yelling like in their death rites.

but ancient klingons that have been in hibernation is pretty much the only thing that makes sense for their new look. like this is the Klingon version of the Botany Bay or something.

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>>84446395
What if they are Klingons who got H'urqed?

>>84445543
Looks gay

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>>84446576

also acceptable. (and could be the explanation for why they are in hibernation/stasis/whatever in the first place)

and maybe the cathedral-looking ships are actually H'urq ships, which is why they don't look like Klingon ships.

>>84446692
what the fuck is this autistic gothic cathedral contorted into the shape of a space ship shit?

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The main problem with Discovery so far is that it looks like generic sci-fi, rather than Star Trek.

I have no problem with re-imagining Trek for the modern era (fuck me TOS fanboys and their whining about why does the ship have touch screens and LCD screens). But Trek has always had very sleek design. Even though it looks like shit, I understand why JJ went with "Apple Store" with Nu Trek, because Apple = Sleek, futuristic design among normies.

But Discovery doesn't look Sleek or Treky, from images we've seen, it looks like a mash up between like, Battlestar Galactica and Doctor Who.

This image does not say "Federation Ship" to me, it says "Tardis".

Might look better in motion, Enterprise also doesn't really align that much to Trek aesthetics as well. But this is supposed to be the same era as Cage, so it's strange they just didn't update the Cage aesthetic.

>>84446692
wow, the new Warhammer 40k movie looks great!

>>84446821
Concept art isn't always how the final product looks

>we want the Stargate audience

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So the autistic stand-in for each series was:
TOS - Spock
TNG - Data
DS9 - Odo
VOY - Neelix
ENT - Phlox
Accurate?

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>>84445709
yeah, maybe give the betazoids their full black eyes

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>>84447107

>>84446062

because fuck gene roddenberry, he's a commie cook! star trek is better betraying it's tenants don you know!

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>>84447233
>Lets go for that Gears of War locust look

>>84447181
B'Elanna was clearly the autistic one in VOY

>>84446087
Cringe harder, reddit.

>>84446879
Why aren't the gold panels in the center the same size? Isn't this supposed to be a spaceship? Was it slapped together by some dudes in a garage or by professionals in a space port?

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>>84447358

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Daily reminder...

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>>84447382

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Which?

>>84447432
Jesus Christ, I'd rather go gay

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>>84447412

>>84447432
As if any of you permavirgins had a choice.

>>84447432
Hoshi looks like the only one that could bear my children. But then they would be halfbreeds.

>>84447432
>getting the most unflattering ds9 pics you can find

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>>84447432
Hoshi, Torres and T'Pol based on the picture. But I know Blalock and Dawson don't look like that anymore.

>>84447530
Kira looks good for her age tbqh

>>84447544
Is her skin too tight?

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>>84447668
>look up newer photos
>she looks different again
I think she used to be into being /fit/ and anorexic at the same time

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>>84445822

>>84447544
I know where to cut

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>>84447544
Captain we have to get TPol to sickbay! She is infected with Regalian Blood Worms!

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Rules of acquisition #59:
Free advice is seldom cheap.

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>>84447819
>>84447544

And to think I used to fap to this freak.

>>84446879
This screams Stargate SG1 to me. Where's Macgyver.

>tfw no Riker weight gain fanfic

No one will believe me, but I used to fuck Nicole DeBore.
Toronto. Early 90's. I was in school. She was an actress, but not working much.
Hooked up with her at a party, and dated on and off for about 6 months. Never really got serious and she dumped me for another actor who ended up staring on Felicity.

I have a couple of pictures (like actual photographs) of us dressed up for Halloween and another of us drinking at some shitty bar.

And that is my only claim to fame.

>>84445709
Bat Ferengi when?

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>>84448446
>tfw I never even knew she was a Canadian

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>>84448446
Go on...

Green text and pic if you have it.

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>>84445822
R I K E R E D

>>84447233
What am I even fucking looking at? This shit is so low budget they resorted to mirroring stock images for concept art?

>>84447544
Looks like she was infested with the eels of Ceti alpha five

>>84448645
I can see five klingons at 4 command terminals.

>>84446062
Ferengi did nothing wrong

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>>84448588
She's got those Greek milf genes where she didn't hit her prime until she was like 40

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>>84448446
>she dumped me for another actor who ended up
>another actor
>another

So who are you?

>>84447432
I just hand my anus over to Worf

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>>84448446
Yeah uh me to.

>>84448782
god she's gorgeous

>>84448895
so you going to post them or what? Also, how was she in bed and personality wise? Did you ever get any nudes taken?

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>>84447471

>>84448584
IT'S MY LUCKY LOONIE

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>>84448446
Answer this man's question >>84448895

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>>84447432
Troi all day. She's a MOMMY

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>>84447572
So does Ezri but they grabbed the worst pic of her

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>>84449158
>that night and day difference

>>84448714
I honestly didn't even notice the two klingons in the foreground. It's like staring into a Michael Bay Transformer or a Magic Eye picture

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>>84447432
Is T'pol trans?

>>84448895
Haha I'm nobody. Bad grammar on my part. I couldn't act my way out of a paper bag.

Jesus that was 20+ years ago. She was fun, kind of insecure, but all young people are that way. From what I recall, we had a good time and she was a sweet, fun girl.
And that's it.

>>84449158
>they didn't pic the pictures that are clearly made to make them look good instead of ones where they are more natural or at least as natural as a woman with tons of make up can ever be

>>84447432
kira or dax

>>84445709
but aliens probably wouldn't look like that

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ah yes, this episode

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>>84449380
How many guys do you think or do you know of that she's fucked besides you and that guy she married for 13 years in 1999?

Also, what this nigger said>>84449008
How was she in bed? Just traditional sex or anything else? Did she moan, cum, bite her lips Gives head? Was she known to be very reserved or was she known to fuck around?

Do you think she fucked any of her cast members of any show?

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>>84449158
Forty fucking seven years old.

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>>84445822

>>84445543
>Kangons

>>84448446
>No one will believe me
>I have a couple of pictures (like actual photographs) of us
Yeah, those photographs would probably go a long way to getting people to believe you.

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>>84448446
>believing this dipshit's wobbly stack of lies
/tv/ you're drunk

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>>84445543
This meme is officially dead if you are using it every time a black person is in something. Klingons were always black, summerfag.

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>>84449149
Picard's expression in the back ground.

>>84450171
Yeah but they look dumb and cartoonishly niggerishly primitive now

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>want a lift anon?

Give me one (1) good reason why every single character in a major TV show or movie can't be played by a straight white male.
you can't

>>84450301
did she skin an armchair to make that dress?

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>>84450333

it would have made this scene gay as h*ck.

>>84445709
>Make the eyes far apart
>add ridges and flatness to nose
>pointy ears
>SO ALIEN

>>84447233

What episode of Power Rangers is this?

>>84447544

This happened with madonna as well, apparently is a Pilates thing.

Super gross.

>>84447432
Holy shit, they hit the wall hard

>>84446879
the fuck is this? We Stargate now?

Should I give TOS a go? Or at least the TOS movies?

I've already watched all of TNG and VOY(jesus christ, it's horrible), and I'm on the latest season of DS9 (literal night and day difference in quality compared to VOY) up to the episode where the grand nagus goes missing, haven't touched ENT yet.

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>>84445822
first fell in love with her giantess vulcan medic bit character, glad they invited her back

>>84450652

Just watch TOS, TNG and DS9 and you will have experienced everything good about trek, stop there and never watch a single episode of anything el-

>I've already watched all of VOY

No. No, my god no. I was to late again. Another victim.

>>84450697
VOY wasn't that bad that it was unbearable
It has a couple good episodes

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>>84450994

>It has a couple good episodes

yes.

>>84451157
> mfw they managed to rope Jeri Ryan into doing voice work in Star Trek online, as well as Neelix and Garrett Wang.

Has cbs or anyone come out and said the main character is a klingon yet? I havent been following the release stuff but have a buddy who does cg for this show and cbs wants to make the main character like spock and having to choose between her two heritages

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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

>>84447181
Seven was the autistmo in VOY, neelix was just obnoxious
>>84447297
she was just weird

>>84450162
lel

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>>84452110
I should have mentioned Neelix became less autistic as time went on and Seven became the new autist.

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>>84451906

and Tuvok. and Nog. and Sela/Yar. and Worf. and Kurn. and Martok. and Daniels. and Chekhov. and James Doohan's son doing an okay Scotty. and Leeta.

also Jon St. John, and the guy who replaced Andy Whitfield on Spartacus.

>>84452034

human but raised by Spock's parents for some gay reason, is what's been said.

>>84452296
Your the the autist of U.S.S. This Thread

>>84452534
>star trek thread
>on 4chan
probably

>>84445543
The look is one thing, but T'Kuvma. It's like some etiopian niggers and a vulcans childs name

>tfw remaining cautiously optimistic about Discovery

I have the luxury of not being invested enough to be mad if it's bad, but I'm willing to give it a chance.

I'm not paying for that gay ass CBS service though.

>>84452034

http://ew.com/tv/2017/06/26/star-trek-discovery-storyline/

there's an autoplay video though

>Showrunners Aaron Harberts and Gretchen J. Berg don’t want to give away too much of the plot. The CBS All Access drama is heavily serialized with plenty of twists and turns — particularly in the first few episodes — which makes the storyline difficult to discuss.

>But here’s some new intel the duo are ready to reveal about the series, which stars Sonequa Martin-Green as a Starfleet First Officer who was the first human to attend the Vulcan Science Academy.

>“Burnham [has] spent a lot of time on Vulcan, but she’s human,” Harberts says. “Sarek [Spock’s father, played by James Frain] plays an important role in her life, which has been completely planned until she makes a very difficult choice that sends her life on a very different path. When we meet her, she’s the First Officer on the Starship Shenzhou [captained by Philippa Georgiou, played by Michelle Yeoh]. And Burnham’s choice that we’re alluding to is most difficult choice you can make — it affects her, affects Starfleet, affects the Federation, it affects the entire universe. That choice leads her to a different ship, the Discovery [helmed by Captain Lorca, played by Jason Isaacs] and there we begin what Gretchen and I call our ‘second pilot.'”

>second pilot

so the episode that everyone gets to see for free on normal TV isn't the "real" pilot. you have to buy in to CBS All Access.

>>84450370
Yes, it was a cardi chair

>>84447233
No all red lighting? Fuck that.

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>>84452840

at least it's kind of reddish, unlike the blue concept art

>>84452957
Literally all these or the guys up top need is some hair.

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>>84445543
What the FUCK?

>>84445543
god no
that fucked it all up
i cant already tell its going to be shit
all my hope for this is lost

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>>84445543

I can't be the only one who always sees a party hat on that Klingon when that picture's a thumbnail.

im 100% on board with them making klingons look more alien

i hope they do with with more of the races

KLANGONS

>>84453124
>im 100% on board with them making klingons look more alien
>I'm 100% on board for them to shit on the lore
What did he mean by this ?

>>84452508
Wtf, how did they get Martok, Chekov, nuSparticus and nog?

I understand all the others though, Worf likes the work, Yar regrets quitting so early, Tim Russ is obsessed with Trek, I forgot who Kurn is.

>>84453179
>star trek lore

fans of the originals are now in their 60s

i know because my aunti and her friend who lives down the street were the biggest trekkies iv ever seen

dont act like you fucking care or even know about the lore

explain to me whats wrong with the klingnongs not looking like brown humans with rubber on their face

>>84452722
Wtf, it's like they wish it was The Cage

>>84452957
Those aren't klingons, they look like Krell in Beyond

>>84447253
Because the ferenghi were SO much better used as bumbling villains in TNG as opposed to actual characters in DS9

Main klingon looks like a shitty oblivion character. The others look like b movie vampires.

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>>84447668

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>>84453311
> mfw DS9 is actually the best Trek

>>84447432
Fucking hell. Going by pictures alone I could only have named Uhura and that's just because she's a nigger.

>>84453332
>b movie vampires

kind of what I also saw when I looked at them. also, when they have no hair they look even more rubbery and fake.

>>84446879
I mean I've heard speculation that the discovery is supposed to be some sort of specialized vessel. When the initial teaser came out I even saw some people saying that it looked like a cross between a federation and a Klingon ship so maybe the ship isn't necessarily going to be a federation ship in the show

>>84453251
listen m8, this isn't about TOS only their is about hours of stuff with only TNG and DS9 combined that characterized Klingons. And if you don't like the klingons as they are established in the "lore" you just don't call it star trek and you make a knew fucking show.
That's what bother me the most about discovery, this is no star trek as I know it.
But it just call itself star trek in the hope that it will drags a few retards like me and it look like JJtrek because that's how normies know star trek to be. The klingons in this fucking show are no klingon, and I don't know what they are. they just took the klingons and decided that if we exagerated their features it will be cool, but you know what would have been cool? a knew scifi show, or a knew species. What is not cool is this lazy attempt to just mess with the established klings and hope for the best.

>>84453370
Buffy vampires would be better klingons

>>84453430
Spike would have been fun to have on as the resident ship klingon desu.

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>>84445682

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wouldn't be the first time they ruined klingons

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>klingons are now ancient astronaut tier aliens with Egyptian motif

Because when I fantasize about a new trek show, I often wonder in what ways could it be made to resemble stargate.

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>>84453248

Kurn was Worf's brother who had to be mind-wiped. he (Tony Todd) and Martok (J.G. Hertzler) love doing Trek stuff. Tony Todd was in Axanar and Hertzler shows up to conventions in costume.

I guess nuSpartacus enjoys VA work, because he's played Kahless (!), the current Klingon chancellor, and a Romulan temporal agent.

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Normally I wouldn't give a shit about them changing the looks from one series to another, I don't give a shit that they changed Klingons from TOS to the movies and then to TNG.

But Gene Roddenberry has been dead for 25 years and this show has been made to push a streaming service onto normies, so this change in look is almost certainly indicative of a change in tone and writing. STD is almost certainly going to play out like a season of Game of Thrones crossed with SG-1 and BSG. It'll pay some lip service to "don't be racist" or whatever, but apart from that it'll have nothing that made other Trek good. It will be characters fighting and fucking, there will be betrayal and people will be killed off to create "drama". There will be no story of ethics and morals in a futuristic society, nothing to do with interesting sci-fi concepts like time travel and God-like beings, and no exploration of the human condition. Don't expect well written episodes like "Balance of Power", "Measure of a Man" or "Inner Light", you're going to get crap, it'll sell like shit and Star Trek will stay dead and buried until they try it again in 15 years.

>>84453662
>Balance of Power
Meant Balance of Terror

>>84453662
>Don't expect well written episodes like "Balance of Power", "Measure of a Man" or "Inner Light"
tng sucks though

Kangons and shiiiiiiet!

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You will never experience Star Trek the Motion Picture on it's premier in 70mm 6 track dolby. The pinnacle of Trek. Been down hill ever since.

>>84453662

there will be at least one good episode, though, since Riker's directing one. he managed to make Dollhouse good.

>>84453811
Good direction can't save a shitty script.

>>84453802
Maybe not on its premiere, but the National Air and Space Museum shows old sci fi flicks all the time. I got to see Space Odyssey on 70mm there.

>>84453842
I'd rather have a good director and a shit script than the reverse desu

Rewatching Voyager, I realize 37s isn't all that horrible.
Sure it's incredibly stupid but compared to the rest of the extremely boring and bland second season it's at least mildly entertaining.

>>84453862
Not when the director has no say in who the cinematographer is, what the set design is, what the music is, who the characters are played by, who the editor is, what cameras they will use, what the costumes are etc. All of the big decisions have already been made, Riker's influence is minimal and there's only so much he can do. A shit director or a great director the amount of influence they have on the quality is pretty much nothing, the script is more important. Remember that Riker directed Sub Rosa, one of the worst Trek episodes. He couldn't save that abortion.

>>84453974
What's it like going into an experience intended to entertain you with such negativity?

>>84454001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Fvsgv0bYw
>tfw you can't turn your brain of and enjoy the shit hat Hollywood churns out every year

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>>84453869
Just look at this shit.
I want to die

>>84447432
Ezri

>>84447432
In the end, time JUSTs us all.

>>84453391
That's Shenlong though

>>84453602
Gowrons put on weight

Too much bloodwine

>>84454068
People like you actually want STD to be bad, because your life is empty without something to hate.

Sad.

Why don't self proclaimed nerds like Star Trek? Whenever I see them spout movies or TV shows they like that pander to pseudo nerds Star Trek is always missing, explain!

>>84453662
Errand of mercy was the best Klingon episode.

It introduced Kor, and showed that humans and klingons are not so different in that they want to fight, or at least the right to kill the shit out if the other guys.

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>>84445543
Why is /tv/ getting this assblasted about niggers in television?

>>84454576
But pseudo nerds "love" Star Trek TOS.

>>84445709
Agreed.

Had previous series had Discovery's budget, they would have got more adventurous with the alien designs.

>>84445822
>>84445853
Fucking Dax. Too hott for her own good. I bet Kurzon was a QT too.

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>>84445709
>making Kira look like those shitty Avatar aliens

>>84454576
>>84454614
> Pseudo nerds love the pop culture interpretation of TOS star trek
Ftfy, they probably only watched Mirror Mirror and City on the edge of Forever and called it a day

>>84454614

Oh right, I forgot about that, they'll watch it for nerd cred and think they are experts on the series just because they know who Spack and Kurk are.

>>84454659
Don't forget the damn tribbles.

>>84445543
Will they explain them as a Klingon subrace that are more violent and brutal as normal Klingons that steal and abuse Klingon technology?

>>84446211
im convinced famke hasnt left her prime yet

>>84446141
same for this milf

>>84454699
they only watched the DS9 version and you know it

>>84455012
>implying they'd watch anything DS9

>>84455012
>Pseuds
>Knowing DS9 even exists

>>84446062
Holy shit, someone used an image I made. I'm so proud.

>>84454558
Yeah that's right, I'd hate having new and good Star Trek to watch. You figured me out buddy.

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busted

>>84445543
What the fuck?

Klingons are meant to have a hard industrial look and are not fucking blue as fuck and oh fuck it this is just awful no matter how you spin it

>>84445543
fuck even Abrams Klinks look so much better

>>84452508
god damn those keyboards trigger me

>>84452508
Don't forget that Tim Russ jumped at the chance to do ST:O the moment he could. There's also Tom Paris, Robert Picardo, and others http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0931112/fullcredits/

Gotta give them kudos for managing to get so many people back. Supposedly they've been in long talks with Brent Spiner to have him come back so they can tell what happened to Data and the Enterprise E

>>84455042
>>84455048
Australian pseudos must be different
Though it was the only DS9 episode she had watched, and those fucking tribbles were the only think she remembered, but she goes ahead and does the TOS uniform as female spock.

It's annoying Tbh, I don't like bandwagoners

>>84446879
>The main problem with Discovery so far is that it looks like generic sci-fi, rather than Star Trek.
Ironic that the Mcfarlane comedy looks more accurate

>>84452508
I would still fuck middle aged Leeta
Stroke my cock until she yells Dabo

>>84455361
>Supposedly they've been in long talks with Brent Spiner to have him come back so they can tell what happened to Data and the Enterprise E
They teased Data at the end of one of the recent missions/episodes.

>>84455361
I knew picardo was in it but Paris too?
They even dug up Chekov but couldn't get Kate Mulgrew

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>>84448782
That kind of woman birthed Spartan hoplites

>>84455451
Mirror's and smoke?

>>84455476
I think it was the one right before, Survivor. The one with Sela.

>>84449024
>George has aged like wine
>all these women have aged like milk
really makes me think...

>>84447432
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE
YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT OF STOVOKOR

>>84445543
>light the fire
THE FIRE RISES

>>84445543
I hope they don't stray away from the TNG Klingon's utilitarian aesthetic too much.

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>>84455361
>>84455518

>tell me about my mother.

her lines for that episode were in the game files all the way back when Midnight was the new episode

>>84445543
>KANGSgons

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka6IYCpj4E

Reminder there's nothing wrong with different looking klingons

>>84456404
I actually hope they go absolutely fucking nuts with the alien designs. Even with the established ones.

What are the chances STD will have scenes were the crew sits at a conference table and actually discusses shit?

>>84456574
Are you spamming this because they have and you want to gaslight the impression that it's what "we" want?

>>84453869
>Prototype, Meld, Dreadnought, Death Wish, Deadlock, The Thaw, Tuvix

S2 had some really solid episodes my guy

>>84456715
I'm currently at Ep 11, all the episodes you mentioned come later.

>>84450162
Is that one of the reboot Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles?

>>84456660
It better not be what this anon is saying. For real, I will fucking riot if they did shit like >>84445709.

>>84449149
Saw her irl at a con when I was a teen. She smelled nice and had a good cleavage showing when signing autographs.

Based mommie. She was also very funny on stage.

>>84449158
She is hot as fuck

>>84456871
She didn't cry about her hard life before Trek?

>>84456774
Congrats on making it out of S1 alive

>>84456922
Thanks, but S2 is just as bad. At least the first half.

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>>84456774
WHAT

>>84445709
>it's still just a humanoid with a funny face
>but the face is significantly funnier

>>84447233
Hellboy 3 is gonna be awesome.

>>84457099
I've never really understood why she thought that becoming Kween of the Kazon was more prudent that staying low-key and gathering intel on the Delta Quadrant for Cardassia

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>>84447181
>DS9 - Odo

No, it was Rom.

>>84456903
Nope.

>>84457199
She got sick and was found out.

>>84447432
The fuck happened to Kes??

>>84447432
stacked deck man, you want me to say T'Pol and Hoshi.

Which obviously it would be, but I can't believe none of the others have less grisly looking shots than those. Kes looks like a male sex offender ffs.

>>84447544
This is the biggest disappointment related to Trek

T'Pol had an amazing body, now her belly button looks like foreskin.

>>84447544
vascular

>>84457322
Drugs
Gene tried to warn us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YciwllLO4

>>84445543
is this what worf meant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka6IYCpj4E

>>84449088

He was just like the normal O'Brien, except for the eye patch. DS9 had no good bad guys in it.

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>>84449340

They all are

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*blocks your path*

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>>84457596
Computer, activate distraction sequence 39-Phi.

>>84456715
>>84456774
>>84456922
>>84456970
Voyager, compared to all the other shows, actually has the least painful start. You can just feel the well-oiled Star Trek™ Factory at work when Voyager starts. We got the sets, we got the costumes and make-up, we got the actors, and we got the scripts, let's go.

I like to equate Voyager to the Disney Marvel movies. They have a formula, they stick to it, and what you get is essentially mediocrity. Nothing that is absolute dogshit like the Ooga Booga episode of TNG. Nothing especially fantastic like the one where Picard gets tortured, or the best Episodes of DS9. There are maybe, MAYBE 5 episodes of Voyager that are that good. But the majority aren't very offensive, they aren't very challenging, and they aren't very good.Just mediocre.

So by that measure, the show starts off relatively strong compared to the super awkward starts of TNG and DS9.

>>84456715
>Prototype
Technobabble out the ass, boring and cliche
>Meld
This one is a fucking solid episode
>Dreadnought
Mediocre
>Death Wish
Good
>Deadlock
Voyager pretends to be in danger, but they hit the reset button again. How about actually killing Harry Kim or the baby? No, we can't have that.
>The Thaw
Good
>Tuvix
Good

>>84452508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY2YBN0rqQU

Guess who's back to life on STO.

Is this the STO redemption arc timeline?

>>84448782

'Shopped.

>>84457203
No dude it was Odo.
Rom had extremely low self-esteem, but he wasn't autistic at all. He had no problem talking to most people and eventually broke out from under Quark and made a life for himself.

Odo is the sperglord. Let's review:
>Captured and raised in a laboratory by an alien scientist
>They force you to do tricks and laugh at you constantly
>Eventually get let loose during the occupation
>Brought to the space station and named head of security
>Forced to do more tricks, laughed at, bullied
>Everyone thinks you're a freak
>Occupation ends, nice people show up
>Extremely hard to relate to people, look people in the eye, socialize
>Become a social pariah and outcast, stay in your office all day and barely talk to anyone
>Find it incredibly painful to make small talk, or talk about anything non-work related
>The ONE person in this world who hasn't treated you like shit your entire life is a Stacy and fucks Chads on the regular while keeping you in the friendzone
>Finally break down and tell her you love her
>It was a trick by your people
>She starts fucking another Chad
>Can't take it anymore and have an autistic spergout, trash your room
>Decide to go full MGTOW and fuck women
>The closest thing you have to a friend now is a literal troll
>The one thing that makes you unique, and the one thing you still feel any connection towards, your people, decide to banish you for killing another and turn you into the thing you hate the most, a solid

Am I missing anything?

>>84457842
Does anyone here currently regularly play? I just got into it for the first time a few weeks ago. Its actually pretty fun. Not gonna lie: a little low-budget and buggy but I'm pretty surprised it never got bigger. Glad its still around for me to experience though.

>>84457931
The village kids literally point and laugh at you. Going so far as to steal and vandalize your one and only personal possession.

>>84458025
Wait what episode was that? I only just started Season 5 by the way, so this is an incomplete write up. But my god, I don't think things are looking up for Odo

>>84457972
It as close as we'll ever get to prime show ever again.

Positive notes Remans are more than race of Draculas.

Negatives: Frengi are too TNG.

>>84457931
I wish they had never done the romance with Kira.
Never felt right. Even the actors were against it.

>>84458097
Oh shit nigga. They finally get together in the end? I almost don't want to know.

>>84458097
Maybe it's an accurate representation of when a Stacy finally takes pity on her orbiter and breaks down and dates her. Maybe it was never meant to feel right....really makes you think

>>84458072
I think people forget the ds9 ferengi were kinda special. They got to see and were forced to experience, a lot more than most Ferengi do.

>>84458054
Its in the first season. I think its called Storyteller.

>>84458291
Um, no, that is not the episode I was referencing. What the hell does that episode have to do with my description:
>The village kids literally point and laugh at you. Going so far as to steal and vandalize your one and only personal possession.
?

So why does the new Klangons have dick sucking lips?

>>84458382
less risk of STDs

>>84458456
>less risk of STD

Well that already failed by default.

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>>84450660
>giantess vulcan medic
I want to fuck Selar if you know what I mean.

>>84447432
Kes is my waifu

>>84447214
They do. Lwaxana and Brad Dourif both have the black in black eyes and I think they're the only full blooded betazoids we ever see.

>>84446087
Trek threads have been unmitigated cancer since you faggots turned them into general instead of random trek threads.

>>84458736
but this is a random trek thread

>>84452722
>first human to attend the Vulcan Science Academy
>Sarek [Spock’s father, played by James Frain] plays an important role in her life
>makes decision that affects entire universe

No I'm sure she'll be a great character, this is off to a great start

>>84458684
maybe the guy you're replying to means the whites of the eyes are black too? bc when you look at Majel
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Lwaxana_Troi?file=Deanna_and_Lwaxana_Troi%2C_2364.jpg
she has the same contacts as Marina did, which only made the iris black as well.

>It's a single old history professor takes over an entire planet and turns them into Nazis episode

Why do people like TOS again?

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>>84456715
>Prototype
did they hire costume designers from TOS?

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>>84459004
hmmm

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>>84457972
Level 59 starfleet admiral with a Sovereign class cruiser here
Going through the fucking delta quadrant missions, I want to shoot whoever decided the Vaawdwaaa should be the primary villains instead of someone cool like the Hirogen

>>84447906
Kek

>>84457295
I thought she got found out when they caught her trading tech for leverage with the Kazon? What you're saying would make more sense though guess I should have given the VOY writers slightly more credit

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>>84458953
Was the professor pic related?

>>84458811
The last one happens in every Trek, you're just complaining now because you're desperate to complain about something.

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Deanna's dad was pretty handsome desu

The worst thing will be all the contrarians that will start shitting on the old series and say that STD is the best.
Basically exactly hat ENT fans are doing recently but even worse.

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>>84457805
Fair enough points about Prototype. I guess I just have a soft spot for those dopey looking crash test dummy dudes. This was also one of the first episodes of Trek I saw when Space was airing constant reruns of VOY and DS9 and the concept seemed pretty novel at the time, but definitely cliche in hindsight.

>>84459189
If I remember right, she was giving replicator building materials to the Kazon, they blew themselves up, Voyager went to investigate and found the tech and deduced they had a leaker on board.
Seska only got found out when she beamed over and tried to scavenge the replicator but got gassed in the process.
She winds up in Piccardos med bay and he discovered she's got Cardassian blood, which she explained away as a birth defect or some shit.

Basically she tried to plant evidence on the assistant engineer and got caught, then she escaped to the Kazon

The end

>>84459339
Yeah you're 100% right. She tried to pass it off as a blood transfusion from a Cardassian iirc

>>84447432
Wait, T'pol is white!?

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>>84455456
Paris ends up designing his own class of ships (small destroyers called 'pilot escorts') that do barrel rolls and stuff.

>>84457972
I play it, it has its ups and downs but its generally pretty fun. Its also one of the least grind-y MMOs ive played, most of the stuff is just chalked up to daily things. You can spend an hour checking in every day and still have top-tier equipment.

>>84458780
Protip: If it has "Star" or "Trek" in any field, it is searchable by general fags. Random Star Trek threads have no identifiable information aside from the OP image. That's how the obnoxious faggots find these threads you know. They just hit up the catalog and search for Trek, and if they don't find anything they assume there isn't a thread and most likely fuck off back to their GoT or Doctor Who containment threads.

Random ST threads are comfy. Generals ruin everything.

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Why are trektards such a bunch of shameless granny chasers? Is it a part of the gay thing, like worshipping Judy Garland or something?

Eww. Nasty.

>it's a STO shilling episode

>>84457972
/v/ still has an active fleet for it. Just go to the /v/ channel and they'll invite you.

The biggest problem is that ground combat, no matter how many times they revamp it, is still boring.

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>>84459098
>he doesn't know

I'm still not entirely sure how the bugs fit in with the Iconians

What's the purpose of sensitive explosives behind every console?

>>84459332
It's ok, I understand having soft spots for some episodes for personal reasons, I definitely have those too. I've been rewatching VOY/DS9 with my wife, and it's a whole new experience watching them as an adult now as opposed to when they were first coming out when I was a kid.

>>84459816
This

>>84460039
They've got MOLTEN HOT PLASMA running behind them
The writers needed a visual shortcut for people being in danger on starships,
because it's not enough for the dumb normies to just implicitly understand that they could all die

>>84457642
I still would.

>>84459816
>muh safe space for remember when

>>84460402
Spoken like a true general kiddie. Don't you have a Doctor Who thread to be posting in?

>>84460303
>They've got MOLTEN HOT PLASMA running behind them

That's what you get when you let people like Tom Paris design ships.

>>84460452
Tom Paris didn't design shit, he was building reeducation camp buildings in New Zealand

>>84446141
salsa?

>>84460527
That's just his cover story. You probably think Tom Paris is his real name too.

>>84445543
>klingon
>doesn't look like a klingon at all
>vulcan name

what hte fuck?!

>>84447181
>TNG
>no broccoli

>>84460527
>>84459681

>>84447432
DS9 ladies aged the best. There are much better pictures than those.

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>>84460612
kill yourself please
everything is an improvement over the old 70s look

>>84450162
sh1t graphics

>>84453085
>literally niggers
fine with me, unfortunately there is a lack of white characters as well

>>84460596
Everyone knows his real name is Nick Locarno.

>>84460596
Ok Wesley

>>84460659
N O T C A N O N
O
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C
A
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O
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>>84453802
>experience Star Trek the Motion Picture on it's premier

My little ass was taken with a church group to see it on opening night. The days of pre-movie credits. A crisp memory. Was stoked but admittedly bored a few times.

>>84460808
>caring about the official canon after ENT

>>84460826
Has it been explicitly blessed by CBS/Paramount/Rick Berman? Then I don't care

>>84447297
B'Elanna is a sperg, not an autismo.

Need a quick rundown of 'spergers per series pls

>>84461049
Sperg and autismo are the same thing

>>84461321
Autist - Aloof and doesn't display or understand emotions
Sperg - Overly emotional and obsessive

>>84461380
I think Sperglord is a superset of Autismo. Spergs have all the qualities of an Autismo with the addition of freaking out over shit that doesn't matter

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>>84447278
>Unity One: A Star Trek Story (2026)
>"What is it they've sent us?"
>"Hope."
>Cue Stewart's death less than two weeks after premiere

>>84460431
Dr Who is disgusting British shit for disgusting British shits. Fuck off, fanwank. People other than you have a right to give voice to their opinions on Star Trek.

>>84461462
>Spergs have all the qualities of an Autismo with the addition of freaking out over shit that doesn't matter
Then shouldn't autismos be a superset of spergs since a sperg would be an autismo but an autismo wouldn't be a sperg.

>>84461755
A superset is a set that includes another set, so the Sperg is a superset since it includes autismos by my original definition.

>>84459834
What's the /v/ channel?

>>84451906
Jeri Ryan is a pretty cool, chill person, and enjoyed her work on Voyager aside from Kate Mulgrew bullying the holy fuck out of her

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Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>>84461889
>A superset is a set that includes another set,
and the whole set of spergs is in the set of autismos, since every sperg is an autismo.

>>84462012
First season was full of stupid normie-bating moments. Past that it just got progressively better.

>>84462012
What's with all the reposts?

>>84462286
I told you, general fags

>>84462328
Fuck off autismo, people like you and the 7 year butthurt anti-DS9 poster are the ones who constantly derail threads by personally attacking people.

>>84462012
I totally understand the hate this show gets from hardcore TOS and TNG fans. It's a million times better than VOY though.

>>84462328
That's not a good enough explanation. Nobody can explain the Enterprise spammer. They are a singular entity which exists all on their own, independent of your petty bickering about proper thread opener etiquette.

>>84462442
>criticizing a show = attacking people

>>84462135
I liked the first season. I liked all of Enterprise, actually, with only a few exceptions, and most of those were in season 4.

>>84462546
>Calling someone a fag is criticising the show and not attacking the poster
Derailers, everyone.

>>84462442
You are mentally ill. Please seek help.

>>84462579
>I liked all of Enterprise,
including the intro theme?

>>84462442
That poster is honestly God's greatest gift to DS9 fans.

>before 7 Years Anon
>"You think DS9 is bad? W-well that's just your op-p-pinion!!!"
>after 7 Years Anon
>"Ha ha ha you've been doing this for 7 years ha ha ha you're so pathetic ha ha ha."

>>84462591
Sez the nutjob from Faggotas 4.

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>>84462591
Just momentarily considering the kind of life you must lead made me audibly chuckle

>>84462585
fag is an innocent colloquial term like mate, friend, bucko, etc.
don't be so oversensitive

>>84462680
We can also do without the daily insistences that DS9 fans are assholes, plebs, babbies, retards, et cetera.

Stick to criticizing the show itself, not the fanbase.

>>84462641
It just shows the immaturity of DS9 fans
The same kind of people that scream shill or other buzzwords at everyone having a different opinion

>>84462777
>777
God is giving you a sign that 2010 was 7 years ago. It's time for you to move on with your life.

Why do Star Trek threads always end in 2-3 people flinging shit back and forth at each other until the thread dies?

>>84462619
Yeah.

>>84462856
What else do you suggest we do instead?

>>84462767
MR LAW HAS SPOKEN!!!111!!

P.S. Shut up, faggot.

>>84462012
>It was Star Trek done right.
>minus everything it every stood for, of course