Valerian is GOOD

I knew it would be kino from the first trailer.

reviews seem pretty mediocre bruv

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our hebe does it again!

I hope it does well

>>84445430
>mfw it destroys Spiderboy: Aunt May is a Slut

>>84445497
you mean jew, right? and is this worth marathoning?

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>>84445661
no idea

>>84445480

t. liar

I thought the trailer looked cool, but I doubt it makes much money.

>>84445430
>Cara steals the whole film
>Runs out of steam eventually

kek. and those are the good reviews?

>>84445430
why wouldn't it be? I can't stand le eyebrow girl but everything else points to it being amazing. I bet Eddie Wright is pissed he didn't name his movie Valerian

>Cara steals the whole film.
I feel vindicated. Everyone's been shitting all over her, but I've really been digging what I've seen of her performance in the trailers.

It's not out in my country until 20th of August, this sucks.

>Cara Delevingne steals the whole film

not buying it

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>>84445430
>story is OK
>Runs out of steam eventually
>Cara Delevingne steals the whole film

>>84445430
city of 1000 planets don't have 1000 armies.

>>84446311
Kek

every review has only praised the visuals though

Wasn't Valerian the Roman Emperor who was captured by the Persians and was killed by having molten gold poured down his throat?

>>84446752
It's almost like visuals matter in a visual medium.

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>>84445430
>Flavor of FIFTH ELEMENT
>but not the same payoff
Is that supposed to make it sound good?

>>84446896
if i only wanted good visuals id look at photographs

>>84445430
It could be the greatest film ever made and it would still flop. There is no hype for it at all and it's too late to change that.

>>84445430
I like Bibs his inputs are great.

>>84445793
>liar
OOOOOOH EVERYONE TELLS ME

>>84445430
too bad it has that ugly britbong boy in it

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>>84446951
Photographs are not animated.

>>84445430
I was already sold when I saw my eyebrowfu running around in that white top in the trailer

>>84449221
t. nigger

>>84449537
My nigger right here

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>>84449537
What do you think her eyebrows would feel like pressed against your belly button?

Any movie with Cara 'queen of nepotism' Delevingne in it is not worth watching.

>>84445661
>marathoning
isnt it a movie?

>>84445430
I knew based Frenchman would deliver. I'm really looking forward to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qroicEHfgxU
HYPE

>>84446136
If this is an okay movie,it mean it's the first good-ish product EuropaCorp finally shat out after decades of Transporters and Taxi garbage