Alan?

>>84444930
First clever gril to *vvrap* gets to stay on my aircraft

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>>84444930
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W2msyEDysro

>Going to an island with T-rex and Raptors
>Arm my guys with sniper rifles

Why do the super experienced army/hunter guys in this series always act like incompetent retards and get killed while the paleontologist who has little experience with large animals somehow know how to survive against living dinosaurs

>>84445462
It's a sniper rifle because it has a scope, right?

>>84445559
Grenade Launchers? Large Machine Guns? Anything else would have been preferrable.

>>84445526
why are dinos somehow invulnerable to automatic weapons.

>Dr. Grant, I'm dinosaur.

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>>84444930
Resnick?

>>84444930
Imagine if /tv/ existed when this movie was released....almost 24 years later we would still be Alanposting

>>84448400
You're a clever girl

>>84449246
2^2 you

>>84448577
Clever big guy

Absolutely nothing wrong with this scene

I mean, if I were Alan, I'd have Dinomares too!