I'll take the GEP gun.

>>84443773
Stick to the punani

>>84443773
Fuck it, I'd probably watch a Deus Ex movie starring Steven Seagal.

>Smokes 20 packs of cigarettes in two seconds
>YEEEEAAARRRREEARRGGGHAGH!

>>84444019
If you could manage to do that you probably would have a heart attack desu

>>84444086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdpgMDWClPY

Jc Tenton is on the case
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAK3g0MY-To

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>>84444131

What are we waiting for I've got a pistol

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>>84443842
We already have one.

>>84443773
The GEP gun might be useful.

>>84446296
whats he hiding underneath that coat? i swear to god hes a ninja turtle

>>84447808

>PAUL
>UNATCO hurt my weenie

>>84447953
There's been some activity at sea. I'm going to watch the coast.

A silent takedown is alwaysthebesttakedown.

>>84444444

Some please tell me they have the webm from The Perfect Weapon where the main character kills Steven Seagal only for Steven Seagal to walk on screen and reveal that Steven Seagal isn't dead, but then he is dead because Steven Seagal kills Steven Seagal because Steven Seagal was never really Steven Seagal and was only pretending to be Steven Seagal because he loved and wanted to protect Steven Seagal?

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>>84443773

>>84443773
I never snacked for this

>>84451717
why does this one always make me laugh so hard

>>84452610
because your a retarded redditor?

>>84452650
who?

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Jesus Christ JC