>HELP HELP THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

God I wanted to fuck his wife so bad. I would watch an episide with a raging boner the entire time. God she was amazing

>>84442950
what show is this?

>>84443535
game of thrones

>>84443535
House of cards (newest season)

>>84443033
God I wanted to pay the acctress the equal amount of money Kevin Spacey made in order for gender equality God she was amazing.

HELP HELP !!! The Secretary has fallen 2 fucking feet and is now in a coma for some plot reason.

>>84442950
So I just started this piece of shit. It's really predictable and boring and the acting is average, I already watched the first season, does it get any better?

YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE FALL

>DON'T CHEAT ON MY WIFE!

Hast there ever been a biggest cuckold than Frank Underwood?

>>84445153
your dad

>>84445184
Can't confirm, never met him.

>>84442950

>We need a plot twist final episode.

This show is so fuckin vad

>>84445313
>plot twist
Did you not pay attention for like the whole second half of the series?

>>84445313
>plot twist
Hardly. It was forecasted as soon as she started breaking the 4th wall.

>>84445247
Nigger

>based on Clintons
>The man is the cuckold

Why did they do this?

>>84444721

I literally had to quit the show at this point it was the most absurd thing BY FAR they had done.

>>84444783
season 2 is kino

it's trash afterwords

>>84448324
To be fair, Frank did fuck Rooney Mara's sister and Mitchum on the side

Why did the civil war re-actor suddenly just appear again? Was the weirdest shit,and he just happened to be a gay fitness instructor? Honestly it felt so forced.

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD FUCK I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE CRACKING UP FOR A GOOD TWO MINUTES LOOKING AT HIS GOOFY ASS FACE AND REMEMBERING HOW DUMB THAT FUCKING SCENE AND THE ENTIRE SEASON WAS

HELP HELP

THIS SEASON HAS KILLED MY ACTING CAREER

*pushes you into a coma*

>>84450667
Everyone in this show has to be gay or bisexual.

Please tell me he doesn't look directly into the camera when saying this

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*teleports behind you*

>HELP HELP THE RATINGS HAVE FALLEN

HELP HELP

THE QUALITY OF THIS SHOW HAS DRASTICALLY GONE DOWN THE SHITTER

>>84452213
pretty sure that was Superman Returns that did it

HELP HELP

ROBIN WRIGHT IS STEALING MY FUCKING SHOW

>>84444721
>make elaborate plan to murder journalist in public by throwing her in front of a train and risk getting caught
>he could have just shoved her on a wall in her kitchen instead

HELP HELP

A NEW MEME IS BEING FORCED ON /TV/

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>>84442950

>>84453329
It's been a meme for a month, newfag.

>>84453549
If i really cared about the meme i wouldnt have used it myself idiot

HELP HELP

A RETARD HAS REPLIED TO ME

>>84453527
>white house security cameras have blind spots

that's just silly

HELP HELP

I STILL LIKE THIS SHOW

>Watch the first two seasons of house of cards
> love seeing frank do political manoeuvring
>hate the Clare bits but put up with them
>3 seasons later
>Frank barely does anything anymore
>hes president but hes somehow less powerful than a congressman
> basically most of the time is focused on shitty side characters
>and now he cant even murder people properly
lets just end it before it gets worse

>>84453818
He obviously made the blind spot on purpose.

HELP HELP

.... AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84448866
made it to episode 2. just boring shit.

>>84454288
Sounds like you'll need HELP HELP to get through this season

>>84453527
I wonder if that is Kevin Spacey, not Frank Underwood, who glances at the camera, disappointed in what the show had become.

I loved this part so much. It's so ridiculous that it's beautiful.
>give your wife literally everything
>she doesn't pardon you
da fuck bish

>>84454406
what did he need a pardon for? not going to watch the show. spoil me

HELP HELP THE GOLDWIN PLOT HAS FALLEN
HELP HELP THE DUNBAR PLOT HAS FALLEN
HELP HELP THE CONWAY PLOT HAS FALLEN

HELP HELP YAAAASS QUEEEN IS TAKING MY PRESIDENCY

>>84453329
>party rockers in the house tonight

>>84442950
i HATE his stupid fucking face during this scene

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AND SHE CAN'T GET UP

>>84454527
all the voter fraud bullshit that he did, they basically have him by the balls, his wife agreed to pardon him, but then doesn't because not a nice person

>>84444444

>>84454318
>>84453527
that last look is like the look that your dog gives you when you discover it has done a shit on the floor, ashamed yet indifferent

>>84453527
Christ, it's really bad without audio.

>>84450667
I can't name a single show/film that focused on some "masterplanner" that wasn't riddled with forced plot points.

How many of you fucking faggots has watched the original

Probably one from the 40 IPs.

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>MY TURN

>>84456122
It's not that much better. It's silly as well and it has that dry 70s BBC camera work. Urquhart was better as a character though. Or at least he had one and wasn't just a blank "for power lol".

>>84453527
This man is supposed to be a master manipulator?

I mean, it's a dumbass plan. So you push an old lady down the stairs and trust that she will be knocked into a coma? What if she just falls down the stairs and breaks her hip. Now you have the SOS screaming at the bottom of the stairs with a broken hip about how she was pushed. How do you explain that?

IT IS OVER CATHY

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

AND SHE CAN'T GET UP!

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>>84456157
>tfw ywn furiously thrust your big juicy manhood into Claire's moist pussy and breed with her
Suffering

>>84456387
>ywn make her anus gape

;_;

>>84453527
They couldn't write in a scene where he garrotes her or something in that blindspot?

No budget for something semi logical?

where's frankposting?!

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what emotion is this?

she displays it in every scene she's in and I still don't know what it is.

>>84457513
"Im acting"

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>>84457513
And this one, he does the same.

Even when they're fucking they make this face.

What is it?

>>84442950
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY

>and youre dead dumb wife

What did claire mean by this?

>>84444627
REEEEEeE

>>84452337
>Very fast Secretary falls with incredible speed

>>84458030
>guy could literally end her right there
>doesn't

Why was Season 5 this show so fucking awful?

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>>84442950
>the way they handled the Conway plot line

>>84453527
kek

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>Republican nominee meets with black caucus
>They don't say anything meaningful and just waste his time
>At the end he gets fed up and says "I'm putting something on the table and I'm willing to work with you. What has Frank ever done for you?"
>Everyone looks at each other like "He's right y'know."
>VERY NEXT SCENE
>The leader comes in and tells Frank he has their support

WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?

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>No president after Inauguration day
>They just put in Claire to be acting president even though it makes zero fucking sense

>>84457529
>>84457513
It's called a resting face.
Most people do this face for about like 70% of their day.

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>Now in this scene I am going to break the fourth wall and make a bunch of condescending quips about how much smarter I am than the people I am talking to in the show while rolling my eyes and being generally reddit

>>84458426
most people do not do it 100% of the day, as claire and tom do

>>84455685
perfect description of this entire show

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Now that the dust has finally settled, was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>84459352
>Dude im a creepy but loyal sociopath LMAO

Reminds me of drumpfies

>>84459352
>balding
>loner
>our guy

Probably

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>mfw you all watch one vastly overstretched American Series rather than all three of the superior British series in about the same time.

Let he who is without faggotry cast the first Plebbit plebble.!

>>84460059
Still a cuckold in this one

>>84442950
Who even watches this show anymore? Season 1 was pretty good, but Season 2 was shit. I dropped it midway through.

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>>84460109
> You might think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Well fagchan? thought you all had some semblance of taste?

>>84442950
The secretary has fallen - starring gerard buttler

WHEN?

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>>84460307

>>84453816
but you did use it you sad retard

>>84443535
The Fallen Secretary

A Secretary Denied Her Step

>>84452337
>N-Nani?!?!

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>>84453527

tfw you did not watch house of cards yet but it already turned into trash to even start watching the show

>>84461067
once frank becomes president just stop watching

>>84442950
>>HELP HELP TOM IS CHEATING ON MY WIFE AGAIN

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>>84456387
slut

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>>84463137
>that delicious one piece

>>84458237
Sounds like the real Congressional Black Caucus tbqh

>>84456223
Something similar happened in the original UK version. Francis Urquhart literally tossed a reported off the roof.
Then again, it was the early 90's, no cameras everywhere back then.

>>84442950
christ, that was so dumb
up there with the fucking illuminati episode

>>84450667
and the worst part is that he wasn't even attractive. At least Meechum was kind of cute. The president could get some grade A bp and he picks this fat fuck?

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>>84442950
>HELP HELP TYRONE IS FUCKING MY WIFE AGAIN

good things about the season:

>campell scott and patricia clarkson
>HELP HELP
>MY TURN

bad things:

>everything else

unforgivable:

>possibly killing off Neve Campell

>>84442950
>You see Claire, I was pretending to be retarded

>>84453527
>surely falling 4 in a four step will hill her immediately

>>84442950
OUR HERO HAS FALLEN

>>84460687
KEK IRL

>I'll kill her if she doesn't pardon me
>HELP HELP THE PRESIDENT HAS FALLEN

why didn't they just have him push her down more stairs?

>>84464401
they already did that in S2 when he pushed Rooney into a train

>>84445247
nigger

>>84464695
Does anyone seriously think Leann is dead?

>Don't you cheat on my wife


what did he mean by this?

>>84465449
He is literally such a beta cuck he made his wife get cucked when she was cucking him baka

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/our guy/

>>84465592
>Beta bald guy who literally lives to serve some other guy and barely goes outside somehow gets to fuck the hottest bitches every season

Where can I learn this power?

>>84453527
Why did Frank even consider this? She's not that fucking old, what if she just bumped her knee and was like "Frank, what the FUCK?"

>>84465764
He's beta only to Underwood, to everyone else he's alpha.

>>84465764
She only fucked him because she was worried about getting kicked out of the team

>>84465764
He's a well-off political insider who knows how to manipulate people dude

Did Kevin Spacey age 15 years in one season?

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>>84465592
>mfw Doug is the only one she trusted enough to call when feeling in danger
I hope she's not dead desu

>>84465592
World deserves more from this bitch

>>84444627
Robin pls

>>84453527
So, what would happen if she didn't fall in some magical way that instantly put her into coma?

>>84460918
>Hayai!!!

>>84458179
>Hint that something huge happened in Iraq during the Q&A

>never bring it up again for the rest of the season

I thought that was going to be what Frank won the election on, but it never resurfaced

>>84456387
Doubt she could even get moist if she wanted to.

>>84453527
SECRETARY'S FALLING IN THE WHITE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>84460059
what do you mean all three? I know only one 4-part mini series, are there more?

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The secretary might very well fall, I couldn't possibly comment

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>>84457529

>>84460687
>The U.S. Secretary of State (Jayne Atkinson) is pushed down a flight of stairs by a sociopathic President (Kevin Spacey), and falls into a coma. Upon regaining consciousness, the Secretary tries to remember what got her to that point; and why the President did it! A psycho-political thriller for 21st century America.

>>84467770
ERRY DAY I'M STUMBLIN

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>>84452337
pshhh

nothin personnel

Cathy

>>84453527
>Kevin Spacey looks directly into the camera
What did he mean by this?

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HELP HELP MY HUSBAND HAS EXPLODED

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>>84465449
don't cheat. on my. wife.

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>getting rid of the hottest women on the show
what were they thinking?

>>84469188
I miss her too

>>84453527
>falls three steps
>gets into coma/dies

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>>84443033

>>84469188
she got blacked, I'm satisfied.

>>84469188
It was bizarre how both her and Remy were written out like that.

>>84469431
she paid the toll

>>84469188
Haven't watched past season 2, are you joking?

>>84469188
Burn the coal, get no role

>>84469188
>mfw she's a farm-girl from the same region as me

>>84468036
Yeah there's two more 4 parters out there. "To Play the King" and "The Final Cut". House of Cards is undoubtedly the best but the other two arn't far behind. Worth a watch i'd say and far far better than the U.S. one.

>>84454893
Amazing thread

>>84460059
>>84469897

This. Everyone needs to watch the UK version. It's very fun and very smart.

Finally a discussion about this show

>>84453527
there is camera footage of him with his arm on her back

>>84444783
I'm not going to give of away, but their is a twist in the last episode of the season, and it's seriously one of the most stupid fucking things I've seen on Amy TV show in years.

So that's a no

>>84453527
>Fall down 4 steps
>slip into a coma

Fuckin' murrica

>>84453527
This is so retarded on multiple levels. Not only the notion of her falling into a coma after a short stumble like that absolutely ridiculous, but why the fuck would he even do that? And if he truly needed to kill her, why do it himself in the fucking White House?

>>84464695
>campell scott
10/10 voice.

>>84442950
Season 5 was worse than 3. And that's saying a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAeJ8AIlNHY

This is scene is kinda ironic now.

>>84469392
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