ITT: Times your real world knowledge made movies suck

Who here /educated by movies/games/animu/books/ here?

they're skilled assassins though, no doubt they've trained their aortas extensively

This movie had very little to do with reality.

>>84438424
We Are Marshall

I didn't get why they would make a movie about a team so shit but after watching it, it made sense I guess

>>84438424
The knife sealed the wound. If he pulled the knife out, the wound would be open and what you said:
>because it doesn't have much structural resistance to keep the blood from just bursting out
would happen

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>sniper in movie
>aims the bullet in the middle of the crosshair
>bullet hits right there in the middle of the crosshair with no delay, no wind factor, and no drop

If he pulled that knife out, would he die?

>>84438424
>I did the math

And the simulation actually failed IRL

>>84438424

Any film involving religion or god.

I have a M.Sc. and "god" doesnt exist. Kinda ruins it for me.

>>84438626
>"100% of the blood of your circulatory system has to go through the fucking aorta. If it is blocked, you are fucking dead"

Also

>because it doesn't have much structural resistance to keep the blood from just bursting out
takes into consideration that the knife is there. The Aorta is not some arm artery, it's larger than a fucking thumb.

>>84438746
Your point being? if the knife was pulled out the blood would come bursting out and the guy would be dead

>>84438424
maybe the blade is going length wise with the aorta and not blocking it off.

>>84438673
If they adjust for windage and elevation with the knobs it could be in the center of the crosshairs.

>>84438424
Anything with time travel or FTL travel I can't take seriously.

>>84438424
Tom Cruise would have been brain damaged in Rouge Nation.

>>84438797
No buddy. If the knife stays there the aorta will still be vomiting blood at such a high rate you would lose your consciousness in like 5 seconds. Even the tiniest spontaneous puncturing in the aorta that some diseases cause have a 95% death rate while inside a hospital.

>character gets shot multiple times
>can still stand up and run

>Bad guys knock out and kidnap someone
>kidnappee stays knocked out for hours

uhh

>>84438488
yeah

>>84438424
I don't know, I can enjoy things and know they're not true. Maybe if the film is trying for realism but John Wick really doesn't, it's a fucking comic book (and a better one than most comic book films out today).

If I know an actor fucked kids, that can make films uncomfortable to watch, but that's a different kind of 'real world knowledge' to what you're talking about.

>>84438424
>guy gets thrown through a thick glass window
>no cuts
>gets right back up

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>>84439015
>Good guy punches a guard as hard as he can
>the punch makes him magically sleep for like an hour
>there's literally no real life example of this logic and Hollywood is still copying the logic of shows from the 60s that were too cheap to give a fuck

>>84438424
90% of gun usage.

>>84438986
adrenaline can make people do some crazy shit

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>we only use 10% of our brain

>>84439105
>no cuts
you don't get cut unless you land on the glass
>gets right back up
I've been thrown into concrete walls and have been able to get right back up and that was back when I was a skelly

>>84439209
what does concrete have to do with glass you enormous faggot

>>84439209
>going through a glass window
>not landing on glass
how?

Are medicine students issued an extra tippy fedora?

>>84439249
the other guy claims people shouldn't be able to get right back up if you throw them against glass but I've been thrown against walls made of harder substances and was able to get up immediately cuck

>>84439256
the scatter pattern is random, it's entirely possible to land of a patch with no shards

In Die Hard 5 they break into Chernobyl or something, and they have like pesticide guns that they spray around and say "will neutralize the radiation". That doesn't make any sense at all. You can't neutralize radiation. You can neautralize acid. Neutralize radiation doesn't mean anything. I mean that movie sucked regardless of this, but it still rustles my jimmies.

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>goose feathered jackets are armor

>>84439015
How is this even so popular? It's retarded, anyone who's seen sprint get knocked out knows they wake up in seconds or shit gets serious.

Get the Gringo is the only movie I've seen where someone gets chloroformed and then the attacker leaves the rag on the guy's face to keep him unconscious too.

>>84439155
>he's never seen someone being sucker punched or k.o'd in a fight

>guy gets shot
>bullet pushes him/part of his body back as if it was a brick
bullets just easily go through you

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>>84438424
>real video game is shown on screen
>sound effects are stock noises and the characters are pressing wrong buttons
>"I GOT THE HIGH SCORE!" and that game doesn't have leaderboards
>"I JUST BEAT LEVEL X" and that game doesn't have level based stages
>also it's the wrong controller for the wrong system and the console isn't even plugged in

I give props to Roseanne for them actually using a SNES to play Super Mario World and using the real sound effects, but then later Roseanne says some shit like she collected enough swords to be the monkey king.

>>84440036
well it is rosanne, she was probably just talking bullshit on purpose

>>84440036
>she collected enough swords to be the monkey king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NtksEHYtK4

>>84438893
this
he's right about the no delay though
I thought The Accountant did this nicely, with the badguys getting shot, followed by the boom

>>84440036
They need a montage of this happening in tv shows and movies because it happens A LOT

>>84439952
Are you retarded? People who get KOd lose consciousness for about 30 seconds top. That when the punch doesn't give them a traumatic brain injury and puts them in the fencing response with their eyes pointed to the top of their heads.

>>84439952
If you punch a guy and he doesn't wake up in the next hour, you should start talking to your lawyer about your upcoming manslaughter charge

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>>84438488

>>84439015
This is the one that truly tickles my autism. It's just so fucking ridiculous.

>>84439952
Have you ever seen someone get knocked out?
They're out for a matter of seconds, or minutes if it was particularly brutal.

>>84439952
Watch a MMA fight and tell me how long it takes for the guy to wake up.

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>>84438424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2qRkhRUwV4
Plutonium is not High Explosive, but extremely toxic and it's transportation close to military fucking operation (just as transportation of most radioactive substances).

>>84440036
why do /v/tards get so triggered by this

>>84442170
That's not cute.

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>>84442329
Why do you get triggered when they've triggered?

>>84442625
why do you get triggered about me getting triggered?

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>>84442645
Everything triggers me

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>>84442739
To live is to despair

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>two characters driving in a car
>the driver looks at the character in passenger seat for over 10 seconds

Can't even go 2 seconds without feeling paranoid.

>horror movie with a tangible antagonist
>nobody tries just punching the damn thing
All it takes is one cocky retard getting rekt to establish that people can't fight it effectively.

>>84439209
no, just going through glass windows/doors will ruin you. anyone who has seen an arm punch through a window will back me up on this.

Any time a 110 lb woman punches some dude in the face and doesn't break her fingers.

When criminals are handcuffed in front instead of in back.

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Is this even possible on an unwilling person? I used to do it with my brother and it took a lot of cooperation.

>>84438424
any movie when a white girl chooses a white boy over a black guy.

Not fucking realistic. At all.

>>84438673
nigga you're just jealous that you can't snipe for shit

get laid

>>84442915
>anyone who has seen an arm punch through a window will back me up on this.
This only happens because their fist is naked. usually when a person is thrown through a glass wall, their back comes into contact first and usually they are clothed

>>84443072
oppa reddit style wop wop wop

>>84442915
My own. Got hammered and punched through a tiny window above the kitchen sink when I was like 21. Went right through, had like 3 gashes down to the bone.

>>84442378
her butt is pretty cute tho

>>84442915
>>84443212
i heard an architect say that if glass were invented today, there's no way the safety codes would allow it in our buildings and houses. it's only here because we've become reliant on it.

>>84442823
>two characters driving in a car
>the driver looks at the passenger EVER

Does anybody IRL do this?

>>84443388
A dude I knew in college did constantly. Eventually I started offering to drive every time after he nearly plowed into a car.

>>84438986
Its only a fleshwound. You yuropoors make it sound like getting shot is a big deal.

>>84439685
>How is this even so popular?
Because its a convenient way to transition scenes.

>>84438947
>Even the tiniest spontaneous puncturing in the aorta that some diseases cause have a 95% death rate while inside a hospital.

This is true. One of my nursing instructors once talked about this guy who had a hole in his aorta. He survived and she explained to us that this survival is so very rare.

>>84438947
The aorta is under a lot of pressure, a small prick would make it pop like a balloon.

>>84444035
No it wouldn't, the body's not that weak. If it was we never would have survived.

>>84444074
it's buried at the center of your ribcage, behind a wall of muscle and bone, for a reason

>>84444149
Yeah it's important and sensitive. But it's not about to just explode.

>>84438424
Being a bio/medfag makes it hard to enjoy a lot of movies.

>"I'm a biological DNA coder..."

The fuck? As opposed to a non-biological DNA coder? The fuck is a DNA coder anyways?

>>84438740
You're a fool, every fictional world has a creator, and thus has a God

>>84444237
someone who maps out the DNA

can you guys please stop talking about stuff inside my body? it is making me nervous

>>84438740
God? heh, more like flying spaghetti negro

>>84438905
>take a scifi movie seriously
im pretty sure any scifi movie just asks you to suspend your belief. thats like me saying... "i know vampires dont exist so i cant take Blade seriously."

>>84444237
I think they mean someone who does a lot of genetic engineering.

>As opposed to a non-biological DNA coder?
I guess a biological DNA coder would use enzymes in the body to cut and fabricate DNA strands they want. Where a non-biological DNA coder might use precision machinery.

>>84439256
it would mostly be on your back not all over your face where it would be visible

musician here, I can detect playback in like half a second so all the movies or shows that supposedly have live music seem kinda silly

i realize production is expensive and it's not feasible to have the artist actually perform take after take, but for fuck's sake, you CAN make the studio recording sound like it's being played live! don't mix and master that shit like a top40 hopeful

I'm a /sci/entist, so basically 90% of movies.

I have stories about my knowledge of comic books making movies suck, if that counts.

>>84438424
Nearly everything about Armageddon.

>>84443002
Not really, no. Look at how long that guy just stays there and waits for her to finish her movements.

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>>84444324

>>84443229
well then we should find a gif of her butt to match the namefile

>>84438424
/tv/ scientists are always such badasses. They can do anything. They can map DNA, create medicine, engineer machines that can print tissue, fly airplanes, study black holes.

IRL scientists are turbo autists who specialize in some niche that literally nobody gives a fuck about and usually has no real world applications.

>>84438424
Anything guns related is always shit and even when they do proper usage and reloading they still fuck up bullet physics, basically bullets are lasers in movies and nobody goes deaf with a gun going off next to their ear.

The actors are also always all knowing because they are never can hear everything even with 20 guns going off all around them.

>>84438986
Bullets aren't instant death rays the moment they touch you.

The guy in this video gets shot five times in the torso point blank and still ran away and made it pretty far down the street before he finally collapsed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ-z-om7PRU

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>>84439952

>guy gets knocked back by an explosion's shockwave, gets up, brushes himself off, and keeps moving

>>84444191
It is tho

>>84446216/
this was covered in the other guys

>>84439382
It's not about hardness is about getting julienned by broken glass

watch this dude get rejected like 3 times and them some guys bully him by taking off his hat

the first rejection is on 1:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EQIiabJvk

>>84444292
YOURE AORTA CAN RIP FROM SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS WHIP LASH IN A CAR ACCIDENT

>>84444292
there's a skeleton in your body right now

>>84439382
Sounds like you got thrown a little too hard because it affected your reading comprehension

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>>84446161
FACT: .45 ACP is the most powerful cartridge in the world

>>84444292
>>84446425
I actually cannot stop laughing
I woke up everyone in my apartment

>>84444518
Just tell us the stories
Despite our inevitable shit talking, we wanna hear em

>>84438424

There was that time when I realised what was happening on tv was just pixels changing color from digital signals stored on ultimately analogue devices, transistors as ons or offs and really the whole experience of the film just provoked emotions rather than them being real. I started thinking about whether provoked fake emotions are real emotion or not.

And that's why I threw my TV out the window.

I went outside and all I could see was people watching TVs through the windows of their home and starting thinking isn't it convenient that the world would be round... It's like were trapped and can't escape. The planet is like a prison... Got me thinking about digital signals and analogue storage and DNA and then that's when I broke out of the matrix.

>>84446577
>laughing
that can bust your aorta as well. I suggest never laughing ever again

If people are so fucking worried about getting bitten by zombies how about they try covering their extremities?

>>84439105
Safety glass.

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>>84439155
A good two minute nap should be enough. Followed by a concussion.

>>84446939
Based Márquez

Anything that has ever mentioned Tesla triggers my anti "fagbook conspiracy theorist" inclinations

Casino scenes. The Night Manager was the first time I noticed it. Players putting down real messy bets near lines etc but not on them or half on them.

You'll be given maybe two warnings here in Aus. Shit is not taken lightly.

In AVP when the guy says he's a "chemical engineer" there to run tests on the artifacts they find, I thought "Why would they need someone to manage the process flow rates of a chemical plant?".

>>84446268
so if someone took a very thin needle and used an xray to poke directly through your aorta and come out the back of you, you'd die?

>>84444684
u have autism bro

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>>84444191
Ummmm trust me sweetie. I know what I'm talking about.

>>84447554
That isn't you

>>84446161
What movie?

>>84447663
bruce willis

>>84447663
Hudson Hawk

>>84443123
How does getting laid improve your ai- wait...

>>84438424
tip of the blade you fucking retard. totally plausible.

>>84440036
Seeing Dexter play Halo 3 with beep boop video game sounds on a computer with a keyboard (not a mouse, just a keyboard) had me in stitches

>>84447554
I would love to hold her pusy!

>>84447650
I am me. It's you who isn't you.

>>84447663
>>84447716
last man standing. great potential, awful result. watch yojimbo to see it done right. or fist full of dollars.

>>84438688
He's a bloody guy

>>84438495
>This movie had very little to do with reality.
The magic bullet proof suit lining

>>84438424
The little girl at the beginning of Tomorrowland pointing at the sky and naming off stars and constellations. Some of which are only visible in the Winter and some only visible in the Summer.

I didn't turn it off right there but I should have.

>>84444432
There's no such occupation as "scientist". You might be a chemist, a physicist, a biologist, or a geologist, but scientist is a ver broad term.

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>car has a fiery explosion

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>>84438673
Ever heard of hitscan?

>car scene
>car speedo is at 0 at all times because its being towed on a fucking trailer

>movie with guns
>they dont use blank firing guns
>just prop guns and effects added in later

This is the worst, i stop watching movies or series if this happens. It happened in person of interest and i cringed in every episode.

>>84447365
very likely

>guns akimbo hitting anything
>running and gunning with heavy machine guns or full cartridge rifles

The 3rd season finale of Better Call Saul. I've been playing with fire my whole life; a bunch of papers laying flat on a floor with a lantern dropped on them will not ignite quickly enough to burn a human alive. Unless he was some kind of zen monk who meditated through burning alive slowly for 20 minutes he would have run out of there easily.

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>>84450193
Dude that show is from the guy who brought us this

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>>84438424
>work ICU
>see medical show
>they shock asystole
>mfw

Any time one of those crime shows has the criminal for that episode be a "gamer" is cringe and inaccuracy general

ITT: Times your real world knowledge made /tv/ suck

>That's not how the aorta fucking works. 100% of the blood of your circulatory system has to go through the fucking aorta. If it is blocked, you are fucking dead, if half of it is cut open, you are dead, because it doesn't have much structural resistance to keep the blood from just bursting out since it's so close to your heart. The aorta is in fact so sensitive and fragile that the most common damage to the aorta is car crashes because the sheer force of the sudden stop can tear it open on your insides.

That's not how the aorta fucking works.

>>84443388

This shit bothers me because you know the car in the movie is actually on a low bed trailer.

>>84444421
Similarly, I am familiar with most classical and orchestral pieces common enough to be used in film. And they are *almost* always edited in some way. I suppose this is true of popular music as well. Incredibly jarring most of the time

>>84438986
You see that video where that news reporter and camera man get shot at?

She fucking sprints away before bleeding out from the wounds.

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There was a bit on an episode of Star Trek TNG that was ruined by my tank autism (also ruined the movie Fury, obviously). They mention something about an alien ship's weapon systems having an energy of ~5 megajoules, which pales in comparison to the muzzle energy of most powerful cannon ever fitted to a real-life tank (~13.5 megajoules). I like the idea of a sci-fi energy weapon system from 300 years in the future being less than half as powerful as a cannon fitted to a tank over 50 years ago.

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>bringing dead people back to life with a device designed to correct cardiac dysrythmias

>>84450662
for like five seconds and not half an hour or whatever.

>>84442062
Next hour? If he's out for more than 5 minutes he needs to get to a hospital pronto.

>>84450193
What if he didn't want to escape tho

Anytime a 30 or younger character in a big city lives in a house or apartment that comes out of Architectural Digest, despite having some lame job like a barista.

Sex scenes, especially when the girl keeps her bra on

Sounds and explosions in space

When people smoke, they always take like a puff or two and throw the rest of the cigarette away

People using computers never using a mouse

Why do sharks always make stupid growling noises in movies?

>>84444035
>>84447365
Story time, faggots. My dad was going to be in the army before his brother shot him in the chest. Being 19 year old farm retards from rural Australia, they were both playing 'quick draw mcgraw' with .22s. Unbeknownst to them, their other brother had used one of the .22's earlier in the day and there was still apparently a round in the chamber. End result being, didn't matter how fast Dad was on the draw, his brother won because his gun was fucking loaded. They were sitting in chairs facing each other about 1-2m away, so when that .22 went off, the bullet was travelling at pretty much max velocity. Dad found out later that the entry went something like this:

>bullet pierces chest muscle
>deflects off upper side of rib
>passes through chest cavity
>grazes aorta and pierces lung
>hits vertebra
>basically fucking ping-ponged around inside

Pretty fucking quickly, they both realize what's happened. Dad's wearing a singlet and there's a metre-long squirt of blood shooting straight out of the material, like a puncture in a garden hose.
That's exactly how he described it to me. The two of them get in the truck, his borther drives him to the hospital, where Dad passes out after kicking the paramedic who tried to stick him with a needle, and woke up a couple of days later with a tube pumping pus out of his lung into a bucket beside the bed. Needless to say, he didn't join the army. He made a full recovery and continued playing football for years afterwards though. He never found out how large the hole in his aorta actually was, but from the description of the blood squirt I'd guess that it was basically just a pinprick, less than half a millimeter wide, but with a lot of pressure behind it. If it had been any larger, I probably wouldn't be here wasting my life on 4chan.

>>84440036
>We Need To Talk About Kevin
>Two characters are playing competitively on N64
>"DIE, DIE, DIE"
>Generic shmup sound effects

If they've already got a license to show the N64, why not also get permission to use sound effects for Smash or some other existing multiplayer game? They might as well have used a "fake" console and controllers or something.

>>84444618
thats cause shes crawling up him like a spider monkey, that shit would be jarring, by the time you started to react youd be on your back.

>>84443388
My grandfather used to turn around in his seat to talk to us in the back seat while driving.

>>84438424
Any time I watch movie where Balkans are mentioned.


>people act like there were military actions in bosnia right now
>people acting like we are north korea level of being cut off the world and are amazed at technology
>american trying to speak any language from here

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>>84438424

>Been in the Army
>Watch a movie with US soldiers in it

Why are they wearing their hats inside? What the fuck kind of marching is that? Is he breaking regulation? Who does that?

>>84438424
Steve Irwin literally died from a similar situation to this where he pulled the blade out

>>84451566
You're not arguing that that's a legitimate martial arts demonstration right?

>>84451760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>84442251
>MMGay
>real fights

el o el

>>84451858
This is shit is just funny.

>>84451858
Pretty sure the writers of this show actively troll people with this kind of stupid shit

>>84446383
That was hard to watch. Why bother going to the BR if you're not interested in the music?

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>>84438947
>>84444035
>>84446268
>>84447365
Med-fag here, all Arteries are under pressure and the Aorta as the biggest is under the most, but it is also very elastic to account for the sudden changes in volume between heartbeats.

If you get a puncture in an artery the blood will spurt out like >>84451368 described, depending on which artery and the size of the hole you could even see it spurting in rhythm with the heartbeat.
A wounded Aorta is always an emergency that without treatment will result 100% in death, how long this would take depends on the severity, a complete dissection results in almost instantaneous blackout from rapid bloodloss and death a few seconds later, a small puncture can take hours to even be noticed if the bleeding is only internal but if caught could potentially be corrected surgically.


>>84450300
>profs face when a guy in med school rubs the defibrillator paddles together

dont even get me started on intubation methods

>>84442946
110lb women getting into unarmed fights with larger men that know how to fight and not just getting snapped in half in general pisses.

Badass toughgirlz taking down 400 pound bodybuilding security guards to prove how badass toughgirlz they are completely destroys my suspension of disbelief.

>>84439206
prove it wrong

if it where otherwse you wont browse/shitpost here but invent something 24/7

>on the movie/tv show they mention MC Hammer
>your native dub spells it MacHammer

i can't decide if the translators are too old or too young to never hearing about him or just trolling

>>84452117
>using 10% of the brain at one time means you use the same 10% all the time instead of using more of a specialized area in corresponding situations.

>>84442946
>>84452057
Based Fury Road, even the toughest chick in the story doesn't hold a candle to the men, and the old and sheltered ones get rekt the moment the men get close.

>>84443002
>>84444618
he clearly jumps on his own

Basically any knowledge of history, provided you're past Mount Stupid

>helm turning the mizzen boom in pirates of the caribbean
>any goddamn time vikings are depicted
>massive corset cleavage displayed on anyone outside a brothel before at least the late 19th century and even then probably not that many people
>battle scene doesn't have wounded people on the ground screaming constantly

>>84450720


FUCKING THIS GODDAMNIT

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>>84447742
well? I still can't figure it out.

>bomb disarming by cutting a wire chosen by its color
>not by checking where its power source is

>>84438424
I once tried to watch a movie and couldn't enjoy it because I've learned from /tv/ that everything sucks

>>84438424
I've read people dying from sneezing too hard and tearing their aorta.

JUST

>>84450273
Why does Gus have a partially metal skeleton?

Is Gus a terminator?

>doctor or scientist says something that is completely wrong or makes no sense by just spewing random jargon

since studying biochemistry this has become the bane of my existence

>>84452733
>doctor say's he'd outright let the patient die because he has a swastika tattoo

>>84452794
is this greys anatomy? i think i remember some doctor literally fought a patient for being racist or something

>>84452866
Pretty sure it was, I just saw a clip of the scene months ago

>>84452569
Battlefield 3 actually got this right

>>84452794
so brave

>>84445347
>nobody goes deaf with a gun going off next to their ear.
Blackhawk Down.

>>84452794
>doctors do illegal shit or completely disregard protocol
>no punishment

>>84451858
Still doesnt top that time in Bones where they uploaded a computer virus when they scanned bones.

>>84452976
Bones was such a retarded show for so many reasons.

>>84451217
I'm currently fucking a girl that always fucks with a comfy hoodie on, even though she has a great body underneath

>>84442062
He's the good guy and the guard works for the bad guy, no need for a lawyer

>>84443002
No unless you're superhumanly strong

>>84453113
Sounds cute af tbqh

>>84444324
I cant take blade serioisly

>>84453738
it kinda is, I don't complain

>>84453113
Sounds like you have cold hands

>>84438424
Does John know it?

In my version that nigga's dead as it gets and John just tried to calm his concience or whatever.

>>84453981
kek
nah, she was sexually abused once and doesn't feel comfortable when she's completely naked

>>84449931
I don't get it why would you want one that fires blanks? They have a completely different sound than real bullets

>>84439155
A thousand times this.
Same goes for a choke out.

>>84453991
This is a pretty good take on it. Looking forward to having it ruined in the next movie when the guy shows up fighting fit

>>84454013
Maybe you shouldn't have sexually abused her then

>>84454053
couldn't help it

>>84442915
My dad punched a glass and almost died, it was like he cutted his veins like an emo girl.

>>84439495
I remember me and my wife getting triggered by this too. Total bullshit

>>84440036
Say what you will about Edgar Wright but at least Spaced avoided this by having Simon Pegg actually playing the PS1 in scenes with it

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>>84438424
>ITT: Times your autism made movies suck

>>84438424
>aorta
>sensitive
Nigger blood vessels connected directly to the heart are the thickest because of the blood pressure they need to withstand.

>>84444684
I like how the person who wrote this still used lower case "i" when referring to himself ;^)

>>84454031
I think he means
>Any gun that doesn't actually have moving parts
Vs
>Blank during guns and gas powered air soft, or any prop gun that has moving parts and somewhat gives the actor the appearance of a little recoil to work with

In every case I assume gunfire is dubbed overtop

>>84451217
My gf and I got together when we were 17 and she had these tiny mosquito bite tits and always fucked with her tiny bra on because the tits looked bad frankly. It wasn't until we were 21 that her tits finally bloomed.

>>84451217
>Sex scenes, especially when the girl keeps her bra on
it happens, but you know why is it like that
>Sounds and explosions in space
Otherwise it would be shit. The BSG sound is the best you can have
>When people smoke, they always take like a puff or two and throw the rest of the cigarette away
Never happened
>People using computers never using a mouse
Nope. Also you had one job - ppl typing without looking at the keyboard. Its like 0.01% of the populations who can do that

>>84451217
>sex scene
>guy doesn't wipe his dick after and doesn't try to squeeze the last drops of cum out
>girl doesn't wipe the cum/vaginal fluids/lubricant before pulling her panties up

>matrubation scene in teen sex movie
>parents/friends walk in after the guy has cum and they don't smell the semen
>the guy doesn't even have an erection anymore 2 seconds after coming

>>84440770
this.

>>84451368
>Quickdraw Mcgraw

Confirmed true story from authentic aussie.

>>84454731
>they don't smell the semen
Stop eating shit and put more fruits on your diet.

>>84454872
Still has a noticable smell. Maybe you just have a shit nose?

Got my jimmies rustled at characters in Stranger Things using the the relatively modern 30/2 CPR sequence