>Supposed to be a loser >has a 6 pack, friends and gf

>>84435991
But you just described a loser

>>84435991
>character is a depressed loser
>goes out with his friends once
>suddenly he's better and it's never mentioned again
>doesn't commit suicide a few weeks later

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>character goes to bed
>doesn't cry himself to sleep

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>>84435991
H-Happiness is a social construct.

>>84435991
You're only a loser if you're a virgin past the age of 21 who still lives with his parents

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>character gets bullied
>8/10 girl comes to rescue

>>84436191
Can confirm

>>84436191
what if im a virgin at the age of 21 who still lives with his parents, am i good for a year?

>>84436191
AKA: half the population at very least?

>>84436282
Ha ha haha wow! You've never gotten laid?

>character is a loser
>starts socializing and becomes good at it
>doesn't enjoy it and goes back to his life of solitude willingly
any movies like this

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>>84436191
45 virgin here, moms upstairs

>>84436421
I thought of a concept for a movie like this once

>>84436421
>But dude friendship cures everything ;^)

>>84436191
Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint elliot of isla vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.

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>character is a loser
>makes some friends and socialises
>somehow just loses his awkwardness

>>84436270
You have until the midnight of your birthday to get laid and move out or else an age-old curse will be laid upon you.

>>84436191
I turn 25 this year is it too late for me bros?

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>Character is a loser
>montage
>Character is still a loser

>>84435991

I have those things plus a high status job, but I'm still a loser. I'm a loser because I want to be creative and make something of worth, but I'm too scared and I just work, but shit and get drunk instead. Being a loser is hard to escape.

>>84436672
>t. cuck

>>84437268
As long as you get money/fame you can get laid
Women don't really are nearly as visual as we are, except when comparing themselves to each other

>>84436672
Calm down Elliot

>>84436421
40 year old virgin, almost, but then he goes back to normiehood

>>84437400
So you are not a loser you cuck, just because you feel bad to be wasting all these years of your life in normietude doens't mean you are a loser you are just a insecure beta

Just do it, if you are really alpha go all the way and ditch all your plastic friends and bimbo to produce your masterpiece, like that guy in Misery ( the book, the movie is not as good )

>Character is a loser
>He doesn't come to the conclusion that the only logical solution to life is suicide

>character is a loser
>starts speaking in spanish

>>84437448
haha right? just get rich bro

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>be 19 year old economics student
>be kisses virgin
>poorfag, tfw no gf
>feel like I'm wasting my youth
>people tell me I'm working for a useless degree
>be too involved in politics even though I realize I can't do anything with them
>existencial crises and feelings of irrelevance out the gaze
end me

>>84436191
>still lives with his parents

what if your parents are rich and they buy you a house to live in?

>>84438080
>wahhh I want to insert pee pee in bagina but im uggo
>focus on improving your life as a whole, you can't lift autism away
Why are you so mad? Its the truth

get pusy

>>84437448
Wrong. Women care even more about looks than men do.

A woman is automatically at least a 6/10 just for being young and not fat.

To even be considered a 6/10 looks-wise, a man needs to be tall, muscular, not fat, not balding, not pale, not acne-ridden and not baby-faced.

I've had many women try to tell me that they weren't shallow because of their "ugly" (perfectly decent-looking except for one of the above) boyfriends.

>>84436191
i'm a 27 year old virgin with my own house.
i'm i sitcom material?

>>84436672
You know that if you accidentally had met Elliot that day he would have killed you too, right?

>>84436421
Story of my life except the 'good at it' part, I was just average at it.

>>84436191
What if I want to holdout before I find a person I can see a future with?

>>84438217
I'm fat and disgusting with a 8/10 gf, women don't care about looks

>>84438217
Have you ever seem Christina Hendricks' husband?

Women look for males who can provide estability or something else important, do you honestly think a sex God but anonymous and poor stand a chance against Neymar even tho Neymar is just a manlet subhuman?
I mean when both are average and poor or in some shitty club, looks may be the deciding factor but definetely not overall, unlike women who fade into obscurity faster by only having looks to attract men you have a whole arsenal and more time, be wise anon

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>>84436102
>goes out with friends
>speaks to them like normal people
>doesn't feel miserable
>doesn't get physically exhausted after 15 minutes of small talk
so unrealistic

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>>84435991
>Character is a loser
>Doesn't even stutter, speaks perfectly fine with a good tone of voice and perfect flow

>>84435991
>Is a loser
>Has different sluts banging him 5 times a month
STAHHHP

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>>84436672

>>84436191
What if my parents are dead?

>>84438378
Very noble of you, I wish you the best

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>character is an edgy schizo depressive
>has sex in the first episode

bravo mr robot

Bruce Campbell lost his virginity at age 23

>>84441643
Unironically dropped it right there.

>character is a loser
>starts hanging out with friends
>turns his friends into losers
I'm sorry

>>84436191
Literally me

>>84435991
>the board is called television and film
>create an offtopic thread
>le cancer man.jpg/neonazi symbol.png

>>84436191
Actually I'm neither and probably far worse than most of the people who replied to this post.

>>84436191
NICE, I still have salvation

>>84442113
>Thread to talk about common misconceptions and cliches of TV and cinema
>Off-topic
>Smug/concerned feels-guy/sad-frog.jpg/png

>>84436421
My life last semester desu
I started getting a little group of friends, but haven't talked to any of them since school ended in may. I also removed them off Snapchat because I don't care how happy they are with their normalfag friends doing normalfag things like talking about nothing and getting together "just because"

>>84438116
Just go in to math + finance and make shekels so you can gib monies to the cause.

>>84442198
no, it's not. it's an excuse to post how much of a fucking virgin you are.

go back to /r9k/.

>>84436191
HAHAHA I'm a 27 year old that lives with his parents but I'm NOT a virgin, guess I win :^)

>>84442287
But /r9k/ is full of disgusting losers! uguuu

>>84439544
>tfw unattractive and poor
This guy fills me with hope.

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>25 years old
>no friends
how did I fucked up so badly? I can get laid, go on dates and shit yet I have not a single friend to tell all this shit.

>>84439544
>Had money
>Had decent looks
>Had prestige
>Couldn't fuck a basic HS slut
>LaughingWhores.jpg

>>84442544
Get a hobby that gets you out of the house. If you're too much of a pussy to do that then you can get the pseudo friends route by trying to become friends with co workers. They won't be considered real friends though until you don't work in the same company though and the friendship continues on.

To be frank it's not that uncommon.

>>84439544
Whoever tries to make a movie out of his stuff gonna have a hard time finding some redeeming feature of this whiny little fuck.

>>84442838
anyone that takes more than two minutes to think about it will realize that much what he wrote in his manifesto was right. He was a victim

>>84442884
>He was a victim
of what?

>>84442884
>Born with a shitload of money, more money than some people will ever earn in their entire lives
>Decent genes, nothing insane but not a manlet-hairlet disgusting human being
>''wahhhh fucking society opressing me from my true potential!''

>>84442884
he should of just put on a smile before walking up to a woman and telling her he likes her toes

>>84442955
society

>>84442884
t. elliot 2.0

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>>84435991
>Gets bullied in highschool
>Doesn't have a visible mental disorder

>>84442884
He was a victim of his own ego

If he simply talked to a girl he would be fine, but he didn't realise they were afraid of his arrogance, he was his own enemy sucking his own dick so much he couldn't talk to a fucking girl

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>he doesn't have a best friend to sit and hug and talk about feelings with

>>84435991
>Loser
>Has a decent relationship with a solid 7 (sometimes a 8) who genuinely loves him for life

>>84436421
Taxi Driver

>>84443152
This fact makes me uncomfortable

>>84443400
Why would I want that?

>>84435991
>character is a loser
>doesn't get thrown into the shower lockers and systematically raped by the entire boy's PE class

>>84438638
>physically exhausted after 15 minutes of small talk
holy shit, are you me?

>>84443828
>having someone to sit and hug, borderline cuddle, who isn't a bf/gf but just a friend so you don't have to worry about breaking up
friendships are more stable and long term than partners, at least until you're married

>>84444005
Again, why would I want that?

>>84444207
because hugging feels nice
>feeling the warmth of someone else's body
>knowing someone cares enough about you to want to hold you against them

>Chad but wears glasses
>"nerd"

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>be a literal retard
>still get invited to parties

>>84444308
Hugging only feels nice if it's a hot girl or a cat. I prefer cats.

>>84436205
fuck i hate this cliche

>>84438116
are you me?

>>84444427
>the stifling of free expression will turn everyone into a humorless cuck who has to walk around on eggshells all the time and fears expressing themselves in a meaningful way due to the remote possibility of offending others who are oversensitive
what did the author mean by this

>>84436191
Yeah haha what a bunch of losers, what failure in life is a virgin past 21 who still lives with his parents haha

>>84442884
He did a bunch of dumb, spergy shit like throw coffee at random couples passing by. If he didn't act like that he probably would've gotten a gf, he's rich and he looks at least average.

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> character is depressed
> doesn't slowly increase how many Advil PM's he takes each night.

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>>84447604
Ahem.

>>84436205
>>84445727
ive seen this happen all the time in highschool.

its cool to be a good looking girl that stands up for the nerd

>>84447908
LONDON

>>84436191
Fucking kys yourself faggot

>>84438288
>implying I would go outside

>>84442544
Who is that girl? She is cute af

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>character has parents
>they teach him things as he grows up instead of just shrugging their shoulders and saying "I don't know. You're smart; you'll figure it out"

>>84442321
>me in 2 years
where did it all go so fucking wrong bros..

>>84443416
>Has a solid 8 ready to be at his side no matter what happens
>Cheats on her

>any fucking movie that tries to be deep
>protagonist is a struggling Hollywood writer

Woww...

>character is a loser and loner
>gets bullied often
>has sex for the first time
>suddenly he has it all figured out

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>>84448148
>teen character
>eats dinner with his parents and siblings every day

>loser character
>down on life
>fucks girl
>gets depressed
>tries boypussy for the first time
>suddenly doesnt want to commit suicide

is there any movie like this?

>>84439544
>plunging his penis into my sister's vagina
fuck, was he jumping off a diving board into her cooch?

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>>84448649
I swear to god there's a few but the only one that comes to mind is Running With Scissors.

>>84442955
miscegenation

>>84437448
That just makes me feel bad though cause I'm a good looking poorfag

>>84448649
Your life.

>>84438116
>19
>already cries how hard life is

You have seen nothing. The worse is yet to come.

>>84448509
>teen character
>dad talks to son and reads his newspaper and occasionally smokes a tobacco pipe
>his dad doesn't read playboy and chronically smoke the weed bone then go off to the kwiki-mart to get dollar shots of cheap vodka

>character is 27
>has a job

Really breaking my immersion here

>>84448896
Im good looking poor fag too, but think like that, the sooner you get fame or money you will have estability + good looks
After you done fucking sluts maybe if you are lucky, you will find a qt 18yo virgin to marry and be happy ever after

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>>84435991
>Protagonist is "depressed"
>Which means he cracks a few jokes on dark/cold humour and all his friends laugh because they love him instead of just avoiding him because he is a downer

>>84436191
i had sex but it was with a fat girl i just felt like i had better get it over with ya know what i mean

>>84443416
Look up Matt Haig the author.

>character is insane
>it's always because of a character flaw or personal tragedy and not because they have a fucking disease destroying their brain

>>84436205
This is somewhat true,what's unrealistic is when the girl is attracted to the guy.

>>84438116
Law and economics degrees are pretty much worthless these days unless you have a guaranteed job. I finished law school and I can't find a job because there is just too many of us out there and a lot of people I went to college with ended up taking cubicle jobs. Also you are 19 years old,at least enjoy that you are still in school. Just wait when you are 27 years old and people start pressuring you into getting married.

>>84442198
this made me laugh

>>84436191
>lose my virgin license to a craigslist whore while still in college at 23
>move back into my parents and live with them ever since w/o ever having sex again
wew that was close

>>84436191
>Not a virgin
>Live with parents at 29

Just kill me already... I had a window to live with a friend and I literally chickened out on the day of the flight.

>>84435991
So, /tv/, is everone here unironically a loser?

>>84447630
If you did that you'd choke and puke in 5 seconds.

>>84451801
i'm only a loser ironically

>>84451895
this

>>84451791
are you me?
for real tho, 29 and fucked around a lot but still live with my deadbeat dad

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>tfw 18 year old kissless virginwith no drive or direction in life
>cant see life getting any better in the next 5-10 years
>ill still have to be a wageslave
>ill still be too autistic to make friends
>ill still sit in my dark room shitposting on 4chan on my hours off

is living a meme? i told myself if life wasnt better i'd kill myself in november, and i honestly dont see anything changing

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>>84436191
Sound like he knows first hand what its like to be a loser.

Why are you questioning his sound logic?

>>84453222
Living is a meme but at 18 you might as well at least try to do some shit. Go walk across America and write a faggy blog about it and you can get a 5 minute spot on some shitty morning TV show.

>>84435991
>supposed to be a loser
>beer gut, good friends and a harem of women who alternatively hate and love me
I like this life, it's awful and confusing and in a great way it never stops.

>>84438217
Dude I'm painful to look at and I have a literal model gf

>>84453222

>an 18 year old trying to tell anon about his """""problems"""""

o i am laffin

you still have it amazing in life you young clueless idiot

>>84453689
Why do I have it amazing? is it because im "young"?

I wouldn't say im clueless, im self aware and i understand that i have it alot better than like 70% of people, it's just that life is so tiresome and most of the time i feel like not existing doesn't sound that bad.

>>84453805

>Why do I have it amazing? is it because im "young"?

Y E S

you fucking idiot.

you have it so amazing that you are literally at the starting line still and you're too stupid to see it.

stop being so mopey and relax. you really do have it great still.

>>84453805
fuck off you edgy underage cunt you have literally no idea about how bad it can get, stop trying to join in you fucking spesh.

>>84453921
>underage
>18

?

>>84436191
why is it so hard for you guys to get laid?
I'm 19 and have no friends but bitches are so easy, just know your limits

>>84442227
>snapchat

kys normalfag trash

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>>84436191
what's wrong with living with a parent

is this really a bad thing in western society?

>>84453959
I guess it means leeching off parents rather than living with your parents to take care of them

>>84448148
This is one of the reasons why malcolm is pure kino

>>84453940
you heard

>>84453959
Living with your parents for free is what's destroying america. You should rent out an unfurnished basement in a trump™ house instead.

>>84436191
tbqh all these nonsensical demands to virginity status and real estate ownership are only applicable in american movies and California probably.

The rest of the world live at their parents till like 30 sometimes. And guys have massive troubles with getting laid.

It's literally true and that's the reason comments like this are written.

>>84447908
This. when I went to high school there were a few loners in my class. One kid in particular used to eat lunch by himself on the stairs of the cafeteria and he was actually really smart just liked to do everything himself so we let him be.
Some guys from the lacrosse team thought it would be funny to tip over his lunch "by accident" turns out they made a wrong move because one of them got their ass kicked and one of the guys boyfriends helped him pick everything up and told the kid never to call her again.

>>84436191
haha
that's me

>>84438116
Hey it's me, you! We're 21 now and it's still all the same

>>84443976
We're all you.

>Have now got to the point where I don't feel awkward sitting with people and not making small talk while somehow not looking aspie
>People get anxious and try to force a conversation with me, can feel how nervous they are
>Have to engage in small talk just to make people not feel nervous for being around me

It never ends, started off being aspie as fuck stuttering, saying awkward shit and cringing for days after, now that I'm confident just quiet, I've now got to talk to anxious/awkward people just to make them feel better

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>>84436421
Somewhat.

>>84436191
how to get replies: the post

WAKE ME UP

>>84455828
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>84453872
Oh boy, it's last year's champion of the suffering Olympics! ! !

>>84455866

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>84453944
Life hasn't been very kind to me in looks and height department and there's also social inaptness to top it off

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>>84435991

six pack is easy to come by. it doesn't help you if you're ugly though

did /tv/ finely complete its transaction to /r9k/2.0?

>>84438116
literally me.

>tfw can outdebate anyone
>too unmotivated to join a party and do stuff

>>84448951
This is the biggest nonsense I have ever heard. This isn't true at all it is different for everyone.
>LOOK AT ME I'M OLD SO I HAVE A HARDER LIFE
kys faggot

>>84453689
You don't know that, that purely depends on what his first 18 years were like.

>>84456428
Every board is basically /r9k/ + a hobby. You can make a kissless virgin thread on any board you want and you'll get +200 posts easy.

It was always this way, no way around it.

>>84453921
For all you know his parents might have been murdered and then old saggy cunts like you come screaming
>noo you can't have it worse than us because we are older than you! you're young so your life MUST be better than ours!
You're just jealous and miserable and wish you were still 18. But instead of that you just play this 'my life is worse than yours' game with an 18 year old. Yes you're pathetic.

>>84457492
Dude let me have that, please. My only characteristic is that I'm soo depressed

>>84438116
I was you (econ too) but then I got a fat abusive alcoholic gf. Now I imagine the horrible life you are living as the good times.

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>tfw pretty normal
>tfw virgin only because i moved around a lot and never got to know anybody

>>84436191
(YOU)