if Woody Allen were cockney

What was your inspiration behind this meme?

>>84432988
OY MATE, DA MISSUS JUST BROUGHT 'OME A LIL ORIENTAL GIRL, THINK IM GONNA GIV ER ME OL NEBBISH COCK

I really like Annie Hall, but his other films are simply bad.

>>84433131
LAAVELY JOB, TRIFFIC

>>84433275
YOU SAUCY CAANT, I'LL FACKIN STRIPE YA

Imagine how Diane Keaton felt when she had to film kissing scenes with Woody Allen. I know I'd be suicidal.

>>84433512
SHE LOVED IT YOU SLAAG

So, was he a diddler, or no? He looks like he likes children to sit on his lap, but then again his personality goes against it.

>>84433275

this opinion doesn't make any sense

>>84433275

antz is cool

>>84436137
It's just personal opinion, Annie Hall was first Allen film I've seen, and I was really impressed by it, so probably I couldn't enjoy others as much. Play it again Sam was okay, but everything else not so much. I love his music choice in films, though.
And he did left a huge impression on other Hollywood filmmakers, too, him and Scorsese with Taxi Driver, but they actually drew a lot of inspiration from European directors, especially the French like Godard. Too bad Hollywood has gone to hell during the 80's, sure there are some great films, but it's simply not the same as it used to be, unlike European filmmakers. You can see that in La Haine, the film was made in '94, but it shares the same form and ideals as Nouvelle Vague.

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>>84433589

Cringe

>>84436406

I mean, how can you like Annie Hall and dislike Hannah and Her Sisters, or Husbands and Wives, or Crimes and Misdemeanours?

LEAVE WOODY ALONE REEEE

>>84436541
I don't know, they just felt lazy. But I have seen these only once, so I'm thinking of rewatching them.