that channel 4 naked attraction is back in less than an hour

Thanks for warning me to avoid C4

>>84430346
fun

when are we going to get closeups of dude's cocks dripping with anticipation

>adverts literally telling people not to rape
ffs

BLACK COCK INCOMING

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looks like theres going to be trannies this time

>>84430346

how is this show for thiccness?

WHEELCHAIR BOYS

litterally dont think anyone calls him pretty boy especially not with his NW4 hairline

>mum put her son through to naked attraction
>she wants to fuck her son or see him naked

stream?

THAT'S NOT CLAUDIA WINKLEMAN

FUCK THIS SHOW

V A G I N A S

Can't believe I pay tax for this

>>84432081
http://www.channel4.com/now/C4

TRANNY EPISODE WEW LAD

why do fattys think they stand a chance

>talking about her knees

fuck this show

that nose

>>84432032
kek

>theyre all shaved

nice

These women turned me gay

>they all have terrible tits

>>84432112
restream? Blocked in the us

>thiccfag turned down that cutie

>not getting rid of red
fuck tattoos desu

Lardos,covered in tattoos or both are all that's left, he done fucked up.

>got rid of the fat dyke

Good lad

>>84432021
tell me, does the show mention how black cocks are way bigger than white boy dicks, or not? Do they humiliate white boy, as they should?

If not, I don't care.

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FATTIES BTFO

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>all these tattoos
fucking disgusting

>>84432322
There's nothing wrong with tattoos

Stream? The one posted above is no good

>>84432221
Yellow and orange are
KINO
I
N
O

>>84432322
agree

>>84432264
If they're a chav they go for fake tan and tattoos. If they're a hipster, they go for pasty and tattoos.

People actually seem locked into their social station instead of going for the hottest one

anyone remember last serious where the black lad ended up cucked after his date?
had a good chuckle

>>84432322
i like tattoos and i love those 2 girls with pierced nipples

can u actually imagine the rents watching u on this show. are gran being like there's are heather's vagina she's the green one, omg imagine that the family playing guess the fucking vagina

>>84432393
like tattoos but hate pierced nipples

>tfw Davina McCall has three milk holes in each tit

They proper promoted race mixing during the last series of this

if one of them is going to be revealed as the tranny, its blue

I will rage if he picks anyone but Green

>>84432419
>here come the polfags to shit up our thread again

Can someone explain this show?

>>84432419
They did seem pretty heavy handed with the casting, but only proper shameless cunts go on this anyway

>>84432442
6 naked people's bodies are gradually revealed. Clothed person kicks them off until only one is left and they go on a date

WHERE ARE BIG BLACK COCKS

FUCK VAGINAS, WHERE ARE BBC?

those chest tats are a stupid meme

>>84432459
Wait for a white female contestant

>>84432457
Wow. Thats fucking dark.

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>>84432438
>not red

>>84432442
They slow you the naked bodies and awful ways of the common man in an attempt to rid you of earthly desires

>>84432485
I too enjoy women with more nostrils than fingers

BLUE
L
U
E

>>84432442
It's Sodom and Gomorrah.

>>84432485
>facial piercings
>tattoos
trashed

What a stupid fucking question

>>84432557
I'd fuck the tits off yellow

post a fucking stream for non-bongs please

>yellow

godawful accent

BLUE MASTER RACE

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>>84432567
does this work https://tvplayer.com/watch/channel4?

>>84432457
>>84432486

wait so what's the moral of the show?

>>84432557
Why in Christs name have they all got tattoos.

>>84432557
wow they're all trash!

>>84432599
"Stop being so squeamish (read: British) about nudity

>>84432577
Yellow is patrician tier

>>84432557
Blue's cute, shame she ruined her body with tattoos

>likes Dutch accents
Holy shit, this shit taste

Scoliosis fags BTFO

>>84432626
Unnatural hair colours are the biggest warning flag

Blue is superior

>>84432596
no =(

>Sorry. TVPlayer is currently only available in the United Kingdom

>>84432646
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

SMALL WHITE

>he got rid of the only hot one first

Holy shit green
>thanks for kicking me out over something I can't control
That's the entire pointof the show

yellow's body + blue's face

>>84432557
They all look like exactly the kind of people who would go on a show like this. Red looks like someone's just fucking happy slapped her. State of her neck.

>naked guy enters to Rockabye

Well there's another song ruined for me

>>84432557

Yellow > Green > Blue > Red

Red's body is really weird, like a lego figure with a different torso attached.

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>this fucking show

>didn't pick blue

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>84432707
yellow is such a qt
blue had shit posture

His mum is masturbating over his naked body

>>84432701
rockabye was already ruined by featuring sean paul though

>tv show tattoo
ffs

>>84432315
thicc

>>84432768
y'all need jesus

I can't believe these people paid money for shit tattoos

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>>84432662
Now we're talking

what a pair

WTF

>>84432804
Zero Calorie Blue is best.
White is shittiest.

FUCKING M NIGHT SHAMAYLAN WITH THAT HAIR FUCK ME SHE LOOKS SHIT

BLUE

MASTER

RACE

she ruined her hair

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>all the girls have tats and dyed hair

let's be real yellow even with her shit tier hair colour and piercing was way out of his league

also holy shit blue hair u look even worse than ur shit thin ringlets from before lol

>>84430346
Only person I wanna see naked in this show is the host

>>84432442
Basically the complete oposite of blind date

>>84432854
she was the worst one ffs. she literally had pectus excavatum

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>all these people with their perfect bodies and appendages

don't know why >30 year olds always go on these types of shows then go on the date with some 19 year old and complain about the age gap

>>84432567
https://www.filmon.tv/channel/channel-4

>>84432903
there was a guy with one leg last year who got picked. you can still make it anon

how did he not get hard?

>>84432877
>we want women who will go on tv and be judged based solely on their naked bodies
>they must be (usually) white, aged 18-29, have a BMI of under 18 and be open to light lesbian banter

Gee, I wonder why

>>84432950
He's had sex with many women

Normies don't get hard automatically

>>84432950
Because he's not a virgin

>>84432950
>modern men getting hard just by looking at naked women

you're forgetting that they've been wanking it to hardcore porn since they were 13.

>>84432934
He also had a giant dick though

>pansexual feminist

Is...is CIA gay?

BBC
BBC
BBC

Pansexuals are just Bisexuals who want even more attention?

I've never heard of this, but I'm watching now. They're all kinds ugly but I guess you only get proper degenerates on this.

I've watched more than my fair share of porn, but find this show really awkward.

>pansexual
So bisexual?

This girl is disgusting

IT'S PAN SEXUAL TIME
T
'
S

P
A
N

S
E
X
U
A
L

T
I
M
E

>>84432950
that's the only reason why I watch, I'm waiting for the moment a guy gets a rock hard erection and they hug and you see it poke her pussy mound

Odds that main girl has a penis?

>Yfw cooking utensils are in a pod

WHAT IS THE SONG THAT PLAYED WHEN TRANNY BOTTOM-HALVES WERE REVEALED?

I feel physically sick.

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Why do they all look like those crazy haired people from The Hunger Games?

>feminist
>blue hair
>pansexual

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so..this...is the power...of the UK

>tfw the show reminds me that my cock is tiny

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>>84433098
kek its just some random filler music

This is why the Muslims are winning

>>84433154
christ look at green's legs

I think all these "women" are trannies
None have any hips

>this man has a vagina

ok channel 4, whatever you say

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>pursuing a psychology degree
>mentally ill
everytime
inb4 she eliminates all of one gender

also my boy CIA during commercial break

>this woman has a penis

ok channel 4, whatever you say

>>84433150
fucking how only thing that I "win" on with this show is my cock is almost always bigger flacid than all of them

>>84433165
guarantee he has klinefelters

YELLOW IS MALE TO FEMALE

I have an idea lads. What if we gas everyone associated with this show even tangentially?

>>84433205
Im in

Good God

She made the right choice, Green is fucking mutant

>identifying as a sex you aren't
This is so stupid. It's just a mental illness. You literally are not. You literally (literally) are not. And it makes no difference. Go out and buy flowers and eat sushi, nothing is determined by your sex.

>trans
oh shit

OH GOD IT'S A SKELETON

Trans human?

>tfw more ink than skin

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manlets truly are the masterrace

>feminine penis

wtf am i looking at? are they all trannies?

I kind of want to throw up

They're genuinely all hideous.

PINK IS A MAN WITH A VAGINA

BLUE IS A WOMAN WITH A COCK

THIS SHOW IS INSANE

FUCK YOU CHANNEL 4

This is fucking vile. I genuinely feel ill. I apologise on behalf of my country.

>>84432419
Channel 4 are ultra-cucks like the BBC

>>84433323
Yellow has a neovagina

>>84433328
honestly can't watch, listening to it and reading /tv/'s reaction

HOLY SHIT

Blue-hair is knockin it out of the park

Red was a mutant too

Dude was definitely a furry

Did anyone snap a pic

Blue is what I see in horror movies

>>84433345
the one thing jazz can't have.

2 solid eliminations so far

jesus christ though

>he
At this point I wish the Muslims would just fucking kill us all

I'd be afraid to go on this show and get judged for being a cutfag

man i'm laughing so fucking much this show is just too funny.

why do so many weirdos want to go on this show

also amazes me that all of these people have sex and stuff

the absolute state of the former british empire lads

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>>84433308
mostly
dont ask me which ones though

>>84432221

god bless tattoos for letting you know who not to go out with

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>those wonky tits

None of these degenerates will ever hold a decent job.

i really like red's tattoo

Wait a sec, so they've got mtf and ftm trannies all mixed in together with dudes? I'm not watching, just reading the thread and I'm thoroughly confused.

THICC

>>84433382
Who the fuck else wants to get naked on tv and be told they're not attractive other than absolute nutcases?

>>84433397
i'd vote myself off at this point

>>84433294
Jesus christ it's Danny Sexbang

>>84433397
>those """"vaginas""" facing directly forwards

is this the best modern surgery can do?

>>84433423
They have:

- a man with a vagina
- a woman with a cock
- a man with a cock

left

>>84433423
1 girl (female)
2 girls (male) but 1 still has her feminine penis
2 boys (male)
1 boy (female)

that's the lineup

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>>84433397
>red's tattoos
>orange's tits

>no BBCs
the state of channel 4

A lot of your car ads are filmed in Cape Town, strange we don't get any of them.

t. saffa

>>84433463
That's confusing. How do degenerates keep up?

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>>84433397
Blue is Chris chan

>50 shades of gay

wow so progressive

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>watching this show while Love Island is on

cucks

is blue chris chan?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY NEED TO ALL COMMIT SEPPUKU

except yellow

Yellow or bust

>>84433463
>>84433455
Jesus Christ

Thanks m8s

>>84433496
i actually liked red's leg tattoo

damn shame he looks like an autistic neckbeard though

I am in hell. Please help me.

jeezuz

>>84433499
ameriga bls go

>>84433515
Too many slags, commentary is best part of the show

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>orange

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

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yellows actually a qt. shes not a tranny too right?

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>>84433515
>chads + stacies: the show

>>84433397
Only Orange won't go to the gas chamber, even if her tits are bit wonky.

>>84433515
any sex?

WHAT THE FUCK


THIS GIRL IS WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD

>>84433572
>shes not a tranny too right?

This is the fucking world we live in

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>she's too innocent... FOR YOU

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

She can't discard the trannies yet. Need maximum progressive points

>>84433515
>not watching Big Brother instead
sod off

>>84433294
This is who is boasting on /fit/ and shitting on manlets.

Trannies are gonna win

>>84433572
>that
>cute
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>84433590
HOWLING

So what's left is woman that is a man, man that is a woman and a redhead?

yellow had that thicc booty tho

TRANNY VOICES HERE WE GO

>>84433294
>Auschwitz, 1945, colorized

THATCHER

THATCHER

M I L K
I
L
K

SNATCHER

>getting rid of qt yellow
u wot m8?

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>>84433613
but she was

yellow has a cute face but terrible chebs

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all in on orange lads

Is blue even trying?

>his
>has a surgery created vagina

i-isnt that misgendering... them? I cant keep up

>>84433651
WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT ORANGE

DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO SOUND LIKE A WOMAN

>Sloth from the Goonies and 2 trannies
This tumblrina has shit taste

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TWO TRANNIES AND A RETARD

FUCK YOU CHANNEL 4

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>oranges voice
fucking kek

>>84432228
Use bong VPN

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>mfw thinking blue looked like a proper gayboi but then saw she had a fanny

WHAT THE FUCK


IS WRONG


WITH ORANGES VOICE

>that voice
wew

>I like a lower voice

yellow has the kind of lower voice you get when you have a fucking stroke and get brain damage

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>orange's voice
>orange's face
>orange's lopsided tits

>those two monstrosities

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>>84433634
>colorized

>>84433687
Who is this lass

>>84433656

xir was a female to male tranny yet to have a fake benis installed, so thats a real vagina

wtf im suddenly turned off trap and shemale porn

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one is a woman with a penis

the other is too low-IQ to consent

which one will be picked?

Inb4 penis on izzy

>your turn now
wait
do not want

>>84433737
>yet to have a fake benis installed

fucken kek

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>>84433737
>installed

MINI FRIDGE

>>84433687

It would be easy to tell whos trans and who isn't if it wasn't for all the beta fuckboys confusing you.

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>dat bush

>>84433730
Alexa Bliss, wrestler

>isabelle, take a good long look


...at you life?

>Burlesque performer
Every fucking time

>>84433779

I like how she was boasting about not shaving her body hair but that's all she meant kek

Where can I find the torrents for today's episode when they're out?

>didn't pick the woman with a dick

WHY IS THIS TRANSPHOBIC BITCH ALLOWED ON TV RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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izzys literally the cutest thing on the show atm

TRANNIES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF ORANGES REACTION WHEN SHE GOT PICKED

Eve is putting on that 14 year old movie nerd talking about sex voice.

>>84433783
thank you la'

>>84433841
are we sure she isnt a tranny with that voice?

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>>84433841
RETARDS ARE THE ONE TRUE MASTERRACE

>>84433779
this. ridiculous carpet

WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL

>>84432440
lmao

She's racking up these privilege points.

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I vomited in my mouth a little bit

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the absolute state of that orange haired ogre

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I just realised who her date reminds me of

ORANGE BLUE CONTRAST REEEE

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Orange's voice

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>she literally has to go to the toilet to vomit

>throwing up at her
omegaLUL

>>84433926
im trying to figure it out too

I feel bad for the retard now =(

>>84433948
>>84433926
Downs

>>84433837
cute desu, no arse though

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>>84433903
HOLY SHIT

>it's over
What?? Where's my BBC?

Oh fuck, this show was amazing

Please remind me next week, I want more

>>84433923
Suddenly it becomes kino

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>this show

strong start to the season the people might be even stranger than last season

what degenerate shit are we watching next lads?

Good thread lads
>enjoy your """Country""", Britain

>>84434006
I'm going for Cats Does Countdown if it's on 4od

>>84433983
torrent the first series. there are episodes on pornhub as well

>>84433996
Feels like I watched something that would air in Brave New World. Should I go watch last season?

awful voice
like Janet Street-Porter

>>84433715
Tucker pls

>>84434006
Big Brother eviction on 5+1

>>84432990
so have i but i still get hard looking at clothed women sometimes

at least the people on the german version are somewhat attractive, but the british version is more like "please stop before the finale reveal, I don't want to vomit into my own mouth"-tier

>>84433883
DRIVE BOY, DOG BOY
DIRTY NUMB ANGEL BOY

>>84434079
Channel 4 has an obligation to include a representative segment of London's society

Trannies, and darkies and queers, OH MY!

>>84434066
Happens to me if I don't fap for a while, or if I stand close to a girl who's taller than me.

>>84433996
hoping for an episode where a white girl has to pick from all black guys

>>84434006
babestation

why do they pick the worst people? i'm british and i see loads of cute girls whenever i go out

>>84434032
Last season is very "normal". It was just Chads and Staceys

>>84434202
And how many of them do you think are willing to expose themselves on national live telly?

>>84434202
because no cute girl would go on a show like this

>>84434202
"Hey, want to get judged based on your naked body on live tv? We'll pay you £55."

It may surprise you, but most people won't take that offer

>>84434198
WA-HEY!

>>84434198
https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-24/

thicc

>showing the lower front of the females

What's the point? Either have her spread her legs or show her ass instead.

>>84434126
>spoiler

i know how you feel m8 as a 5´6´´ manletlife is suffering

>>84434230
amateur internet porn suggests that a lot of people like to publicly expose themselves

How do we combine this show and The Crystal Maze?

Did I miss it?

>sexy crystal maze

I WANT THIS

>>84434974
you can get the last 20 minutes on channel 4+1

>>84434964
>The Crystal Maze
has that come back yet?

Holy moly lads, I'm watching season 1 on pornhub and the first guy is a footfag and one of the girls has fucking monstrous feet, it's hilarious

>>84435146
Yep, episode 1 with the celebrities was on last Saturday, regular folk start this weekend.

>>84434964
>>84434981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4jRCfhIUy8

skip past the first minute or so

>>84435211
ANON NO