What would you have done /tv/?

>>84430194
Kept eating shrimp

Shrimp tastes awesome and it's good for you

Kept eating shrimp. That's not the worst thing Costanza had ever been called and was far from the worst public humiliation. And those goddamn shrimp were FREE.

Unwindable situation like Jonah Hill and Frenchwoman. There's really no right answer.

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Y..you too

JERK STORE

Me? I would have gotten crab legs

"kill yourself"

>>84430194
Tell him I slept with his wife.

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>>84430368
While making eye contact and still shoving shrimp in your mouth
It's perfect

Tie him up in the jerk store and skin him alive

You mad?

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BRAAAAAP

>>84430368
George would definitely be posting on 4chan.

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Who was in the wrong?

>>84431636
Costanza for wearing a yellow shirt with a bright orange jacket and a fedora. Who was in charge of wardrobe for this show?

>no wonder she didn't move much

>>84431636
The phony guy. No one parks like that.

>>84431730
The 90's.

>>84430267
>And where are your shrimp?

I fucked your wife!

not cut the scene for syndication

don't think I've ever seen the opening because it's only on dvd or original broadcast

>>84433774
>he doesn't watch 24/7 Seinfeld comfy streams