already?

>>84428895
pusywoman

>>84428895
Aunt May-may

Supermom

>>84428916
auntmay-man

Im sure they can find some alternate Spider-man comic in which Aunt May is bitten by a radioactive poodle or some shit like that.

>>84428895
I want that cougar to sit on my face

Super Milf?

Perhaps her power will be accelerated ageing to the point where she fits the characters age

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>>84428895
>while Peter lives a double life keeping his alter ego Spider-Man from his Aunt May, she too has a secret kept from Peter when he's not around
I'd watch it.

>>84428895
She's a single woman raising a child alone. She's already a super hero.

>>84429076
BLACKED

>>84429117
Truly beautiful.

YOU CANT JUST MAKING SHIT UP YOU DUMB KIKE. AUNT MAY IS AN AUNT. THAT IS ALL. JUST BECAUSE WOMANISSTONG NOW DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO FUCK SHIT UP

>>84429117
SLAY

>>84429117
i'm weeping at this powerful message

>>84429117
>every single black woman is a superhero
Yeah, no, sweetie.
Try again next time.

>>84429330
who

>>84429117
Why are people on this board so hateful towards single moms? It's not their fault they get turned into a meme on buzzfeed

>>84429494
single moms are fucking trash

>>84429117
How do i give gold?

>>84428904
fpbp

>>84429117
someone cutting onions?
...beautiful

>>84429520
Yours arguably

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It's been done.

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>>84429635

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>>84429656

>>84429635
>>84429656
BIG

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Peter, dear. Come have some of our delicious hotcakes.

>>84429635
>>84429656
Stupidest thing I have ever seen, unless its some sort of joke issue/plotline

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>>84429725
Welcome to the Spider-verse and What If comics.

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>>84429831

>>84429831
>dat ass

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>>84429862

>>84429916
>no leopardon
iiiiit's shit!

>>84428904
>>84429533
first poster based pusyposter ?

>>84429494
only the ones with white kids

the ones with mulatto kids are pretty fucking good

>>84429117
That was beautiful

>>84429117
This post is everything the internet needs right now.

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>>84429961
actually...

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>>84429916
Would you?

>>84429117

Yasssssssss

>>84429494
More than income, more than race, more than education, more than location, more than gender, the single strongest indicator of whether a child is going to grow up to be a criminal is whether they come from single-mother households.

Being a single mother is worse than drinking and doing coke in your pregnancy. You're permanently ruining that child for the rest of their lives.

>Older than 40 and no kids
Lmao hollywood

>>84429117
This.

>>84430247
Jessica needed her own run, Miles is cool but she was already popular thanks to ultimate doomsday.

>>84428895
What if...just stay with me for a moment...what if Aunt May became the herald of Galactus?

>>84430295
Yeah no

>aunt May takes care of Peter's needs when he comes back home

>>84430295
You're an idiot.

>>84429831
I'll let it go as a 'what-if' I suppose, they are kind of supposed to have a whacky premises

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>>84429117

>Spider Man getting his ass beat to death by Venom
>Venom chicking Spider Man to death with web
>before Spider Man passes out you hear someone land behind them
>Venom turns around
>it's Aunt May
>POV of Spider man going in and out of consciousness seeing May and Venom fighting
lol

>>84430295
I'm not a criminal. Just a sad neet. Which is probably worse.

>>84429117
Powerful post.

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>>84430624
Why can i realistically see them doing this

>>84429117
>thanks for the reddit gold!

>>84430077
The ones with mulatto kids did it to themselves and their children knowingly. Those white women were raised (by both of their parents) knowing better and then fucked a black guy anyway.

>>84429669
>Ant-Aunt
>Auntie Freeze
I'm fucking dead

>>84429117

Sad that I have only but one upvote to give.

>>84429117
I think some of the replies to this post may be from the same poster!

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>>84428895
Giv milkies Aunt May

>>84430918
>some

It's the vast majority.

>>84429117
Upvoted.
Literally crying. My mom was once a mom too!

>>84430295
patrician post

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>>84429117

B
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>>84430295
I wonder what it's like for single father? Rarely hear about them.

>>84430479
>>84430536
Those are the facts, sweeties.

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>>84429117

>>84429494
>Why are people on this board so hateful towards single moms?
Because they are dumbasses that ruin their lives and their child's just because they wanted some dick.

>>84429117
And the kid isn't even hers.

Good job, anon.

>>84431543
>filename/10
kekd

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>>84429669
>the invincible golden oldie

>>84429117
This but unironically

>>84430479
>>84430536
>what are statistics

there's a reason why christfaggots keep shilling marriage all the time besides feels.

>>84431473
You don't know what a fact is, enjoy having to sell your hole to old men for a living.

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>>84429117
POWERFUL
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>>84430295
Correlation doesn't equal causation idiot. You should also know that poverty, bad education and hire rates of crime in a community also predict single motherhood.

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>>84429117
I came

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>>84429117

>>84429117
This right right here is why I visit /TV. Thank you kind stranger.

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>>84429494
I don't think most people on this site actually give a shit about single moms, just how they're unironically viewed and held up as "heroes" in (((some))) parts of society.

Which, being real, being a single parent is tough as shit depending on what resources you have, and if your partner died or whatever, thats some tough shit. Even in that scenario I don't really think its something worthy of great respect or disrespect.

The stereotypical single mom (which is probably actually completely in the minority) is the irresponsible chick who fucks Chad or Jamal and is stupid enough to think he'll stick around, then keeps the baby when he inevitably doesn't. Thats the person most of 4chan probably envisions, making it extra laughable when (((society))) holds them up up as unsung heroes.

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>>84429117
(you)

>>84429117
YOU GO GIRRRL

>>84432830
breath taking

>>84429117
BRAVO ANON
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>>84429117
That makes her more out a villain

>>84432957
>not Yasss queen

>>84432830
that's a stillborn

>>84429117
more like a villain

>>84433321
I'm aware.

http://www.ntd.tv/inspiring/parenting/grieving-parents-live-16-days-with-their-dead-baby-girl-and-even-bring-her-for-walks.html

>>84429117

4chan misogynists hated on single moms. Click here to see how this anon fought back.

>>84429117
YOOUUUUUU GOOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

>>84429494
Single-motherhood is completely destructive for children.
Boys become biggest cucks ever, NEETs or thugs, women become whores.
The fact that you don't understand this tells me you should probably hang yourself right now.

>>84433364
WTF MAN

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>>84429117
never thought bout it like that
good shit

>>84430479
>>84430536
>>84432489
Reddit full force ITT.
Kys all of you. You're the fucking cancer ruining society and countless lives.

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>>84432830

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>>84428895
No Golden Oldie? Why has no one mentioned herald of Galactus Aunt May

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>>84432830
>>84433364

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>>84429117
Kindly accept this gold wonderful human being.

>>84428895
Let her get bit by a radioactive dumpsterpedro, she'll have the powers of burrowing and sleeping.

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>>84429117

>>84429117
>One brave /tv/ anon has something to say about single women, and it's powerful.

>>84429117
cri every time

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>>84433629
Listen bud, just because your sister is pumping out fatherless babies left and right, it doesn't mean that all single mothers in the world are as whorish as she is, there are plenty of women in the world who lost their partners before and after giving birth, just because you live in a shithole of a country and your family is trash it doesn't mean that the rest of the world is like you.

>>84429117
So brave.

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>reddit humor

>>84429117
put me in the screen cap

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>>84429117

>>84429520

because most of the time the husband is an asshole and leaves, that makes the mom trash? My dad cheated on my mom with a 16 year old and went to jail. But hes not trash, my mom is?

>>84429494
Because they should have aborted or given it up for adoption if they weren't in a marriage or stable long term relationship? Those were the traditional solutions. Instead they're just a drain on society and basically undatable trash unless you're some kind of gamma male

>>84434900
single mom's don't have husbands retard, learn what "single" means.

>>84434900
>because most of the time the husband is an asshole and leaves
No it isn't. And yes, if a 16 year old is more appealing than your mom, there's a good chance she's trash.

>>84429117
Look at all the triggered replies. kek

>>84428895

I love the "damsel in distress gets powers" trope and always thought it would be great if Gwyneth Paltrow kept her powers from IM3 or if ASM2 wasn't so bad if Emma Stone had gotten the Carnage suit like in the Ultimate Marvel universe but they won't do those ideas and won't do this idea since that would actually be fun

>>84430247

they should also give Ultimate Jessica her own movie, she's got the most interesting Spiderwoman origin and it's an excuse to cover the clone saga in a non-convoluted way, and it would get insane media buzz for basically being a transwoman superhero, but they won't do that either since that's a good idea, we will instead get a generic shit venom movie

all these great female characters but no one does anything with them

>>84429998
damn. so close to quads

>>84435223
That's obvious bait you faggot everyone knows single moms are degenerates

>>84428895
and i want to go to bed next to a warm body every night but that ain't happening

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>>84430479
>>84430536
>>84432489

if it was up to me I'd pay single mothers to get abortions

>>84435223
Yeah lol you sure showed them xD

>>84428895
why not? nothing wrong with writing new stories

>>84429117
Actually laughed and autistically muttered "stunning and brave" under my breath.

>>84430479
>>84430536
What is it like not having a father that loves you and wants the best for you?

>>84430642
in either case you're a drain on society

>>84435223
People can make jokes.

>>84429494
>>84429494
they create crime and leech the goberment

>>84435316
single moms only "produce the most crime" because most single moms are the result of nigger men leaving their pregnant girlfriends

so if you want to be accurate, say black men produce AND commit the most crime

>>84435316
hnnnng milf feet hgnnhh

>>THE COUGAR
>>THE COUGAR
>>THE COUGAR
>>THE COUGAR

pls make a movie about it. Tomei as the woman bringing comfort to boys across the globe.
Eva Green as antagonist

>>84434417
These projection levels are month-record breaking.

>Aunt May is secretly Madame Webb in MCU

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>>84428895

Everybody gets to be the hero! you get to be the hero, and you and you and most definitely you!
Aunt May will get super powers too so she can show the world that women are stronk too and can also be super heroes and save the world! equality!

>>84429117
*clicks like*

*shares on facebook*

>>84429487
Filename

>>84429117
FAITH IN HUMANITY.... RESTORED!

>>84429117
RETWEET

>>84429494
Some of us have single moms

>>84429520
My grandfather committed suicide when my dad and his brothers were young. My grandma raised them by herself after that, couldn't find it in her to be with someone else. Is she fucking trash too, or are you just seeing what you want to see?

>>84429117
I cry.

>>84436256
Touching story. Really, very important.

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>>84436256
let me play this violin for you.

>>84428895
>"i want.."
And people care why again?

>>84434900
Doesn't matter. Most of society's problems can be traced back to single parent households being criminal and psychopath factories.

>>84436256
They're generalizing you overly emotional faggot.
No of course there are exceptions, but the important thing is that single-motherhood as a phenomena should not be normalized.

>>84436237
meaning we know how terrible they are

Radioactive cougar bite when?

>>84436256
That's called an exception to the rule. Single moms are statistically horrible for society

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>>84429117
>no

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>children of single parent homes are the source of most of the crime in the country
>i have a single mom and i..i came out fine! Don't talk about my mom like that!

Every time, lmao.

>52
Nope.

>>84429916
>Sony actually believes this

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>>84428895
>aunt may becomes a hero in a mask
>teams up with Spider-Man
>they never know each other's alter ego
>they have sex with masks on
MAKE IT SONY

>>84435484
This desu
less niggers = less single moms = less crime

>>84428895
Semenbender

>>84429916
how can anyone else even compete with Sony?

>>84436256
My Grandpa smoked his entire life, never got sick.
My Uncle smoked his entire life, got lung cancer.
Cigarettes make everyone get cancer!
Medicine didn't work for me so it works on no one!

>>84428895
would she shoot webs out of her vagina?

>>84436707
Only if they both find out each others identities after they've done it

>>84428895
>Iron-Man gives Aunt May some of that Extremis serum that he was proven to have perfected after Iron-Man 3
>she becomes even hotter, walking around in leggings and a sports bra

>>84437177
id have it so only Peter finds out and then has to break up with Aunt May's Alter Ego in a very nice way. it opens up a lot of comedic situations

>>84436707
>>84437245
And then he finds out she's pregnant.

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>>84429117

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>>84429117
Preach! Finally someone said it!
#positivevibes

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>>84433674
>lilChetus.jpg
fuck I lost

>>84429117
We tumblr/facebook now

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her special power:

Penis Inspection

She becomes Spider-Woman and has a relationship with Spider--man.

>>84429330
Thought Robert Z'Dar was dead.

>>84438539
I WANT TO FUCK MARISA TOMEI

>>84435316
This is 100% correct!!!FACT!!!

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>>84429117

>>84428904
Shut the fuck up

>>84438545
As long as we get Tomei incest, I'm all for it

>>84430295
I don't think that's a reason to be hateful towards them, though.

If anything, I'd say it's a reason to help single people with children better support networks.

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>>84436707
So she is basically Black Cat? Yum.

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>>84429117

>>84438637
What did he mean

>>84429117
This comment is so goddamn funny and I don't know why.

>>84439071
Probably because it bleeds insincerity.

>>84429117
share this on reddit

>>84438727
this
>>84428904
kill yourself

>>84437313
thats for the sequel

Predict her superpower

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>>84429117
Good one mayn.

>>84432367
THIS but unironically

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>>84429117

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>>84429117
NECKBEARS BTFO

>>84429117
*clapping emoji*

>>84438820
I'd argue our society's overwhelming permissiveness of single mothers creates more single mothers. Women no longer think life is over when they have a child unmarried so they don't really try too hard to make sure it doesn't happen. I take it personally, here's my story:
>Mom meets Dad
>they start going steady
>he tells her he wants to raise his family in another country where Spanish is the primary language
>she says okay to this, convinced he'll back out or she can change him
>she gets pregnant, he gets a job in The Philippines, he says to pack her bags
>she says no, she never wanted to leave her family
>he leaves her
>a single mother is born
We have two idiots that should never have had kids, clearly, but would this have ended the way it did if both weren't so bull-headedly convinced things would just work out and they didn't need to start getting serious with each other? I doubt it.

>>84441682
Will you sell me drugs?

>>84442810
No, I'm the neet subspecies

>>84430944
Based giv poster

>>84441682
>he tells her he wants to raise his family in another country where Spanish is the primary language
>he pics the fucking colony in the middle of the ocean

nah m8 , your mom was right

>>84444575
Why would someone who didn't even want to leave their home state agree to leave the country at all?

>>84429117
Lots of tv users have no father. Ha.

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>>84429117

>>84441682
You didn't need that anecdote to prove that society's permissiveness to single mothers creates more single mothers. That's a pretty obvious logical A-to-B statement.

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>>84433364

What the fug

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>>84429117

>>84445320
Where logic can fail, pathos helps.

>>84429117
YASSS SLAY QUEEM!!

This is blockbuster blackmail.

2 words, Marisa: Terence Howard.

>>84429117
GURL POWER

>have marisa tomei as your hot auntie
>be gay
Fuck Holland just thinking about it makes me angry.

>>84428895
What's Sony's obsession with Secret Agent Aunt May?

>>84429117

I'm not crying. It's just raining on my face :P

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>>84429117

>>84429916
Who is the tit-goddess between doc oc spidey's arms?

>50 posts about how kids of single moms commit more crime statistically
>no stat posted
Really makes me think. And don't forget one that already equates out race income etc.

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nice

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>>84448264

>>84428895
Man, I love this fucking prostitute

>>84429117
fake news

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>>84428895
giv auntiegf

>>84448264
all me baby

>>84434900
Why did your mom choose to reproduce with a douchebag, then? You really believe she's 100% innocent here?

>>84436557
I bet this guy was raised by a single mom.

>>84429064
I just realized everyone seems to be so happy that Peter is "finally" being played by an actual teenager but no one cares that Aunt May is a still hot middle aged woman instead of a granny.

>>84430247
>female clone of a male
that isn't how cloning works

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>>84429117
Simply terrific

10 stars to you.

>>84434900
>the husband is an asshole
>whore has his children anyway, what could possibly go wrong
see the problem?

>>84429117
STRONG

>>84448809
Sometimes the guy is good at lying and acting like a decent person though.

>>84441682
So, in light off this:
Would you rather support a law that turns legalizes rape and beating of single mothers, or one that forces abortion or giving up the baby at birth if a father is not present?

Also, how did you like the score of the Raimi Spiderman movies?

>>84448560
>>84448809
>it's her fault for not dating a supreme gentlesir like me
Thanks for confirming all this hate is just virgin rage

>>84448920
No one lies that good.

>>84430247
MY OWN CLONE
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

>>84448960
It literally is her fault. Who else is at fault for something like that?

>>84448960
I'm gay, nice try whore.
If you're a retarded cunt and can't pick a man to provide for your shitty vaginal discharge, it's definitely not society's job to step into the breach.

>>84448966
You don't know many people then. A lot of people are expert liars.

>>84448629
If you have the technology to clone a fully functioning healthy human being then substituting one y cromosome for a second x identical to the one which is already there, shouldn't be that difficult.
I imagine it would be more of a challenge to make a male clone of a female.

>>84449030
No, a lot of people want to accept some bullshit fantasy so hard they ignore obvious red flags. Being a good liar can not work if you know someone for 3+ years and have an IQ above 65.

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>>84428895

Isn't it current cannon that MJ got Peter's powers by absorbing so much of his seamen over the years?

>>84429117
There were 69 replies to this and I completely ruined it.

>>84448998
The man who leaves her and the child who commits crime. How retarded are you?

>>84449017
edgy

>>84430295

This

>>84449174
>edgy
>Not wanting to spend my tax money on slags that are literally too dumb to do the one thing evolution needs them to do is edgy
u wot m8

>>84429117
Someone buy this man a reddit gold

RLM predicted the Silver Streaker.

>>84429494
crime statistics

>>84432434

Something tells me you didn't have a dad.

>>84430944
You're a have special kinds of autistiscm

End of film she walks into peter in spiderman costume

Wasn't that a planned part of the Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe? That Aunt May had been a femme fatale spy during the cold war?

>>84449359
Is that like mystic autism?

>>84448629
The clones in Ultimate are all tweaked a bit.

She's a girl. One grew extra arms. One was hideously deformed. One was bonded to a super suit.

It's not so much a straight clone as a genetically designed super soldier that uses Peter's DNA as a base.

A bit too long-winded when you can just say "clone"

>>84428977
Kek. Would watch.

>finally get a bunch of (You)'s
>realize it's all just one guy being ironic

why do I persist?

>>84429117
This post Won the internet right here :)

>>84429117
I audibly "aww'd :3" at this and I am not joking in the slightest.

Furthermore someone needs to post this and make it viral on social media so we DON'T get an actual Aunt May movie... because that would suck. Marisa Tomei just wants more money.

>>84430295
>correlation and causation are the same thing because everyone I "debate" with are idiots and don't know the difference weeeee!

>>84428904
Dont pusypost if you cant do it properly
0/10 apply yourself

>>84429117
like dis if you cry everytiem

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>>84428895
Raimi Aunt May is best Aunt May.

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>>84449174
>edgy

>>84452978
>Well at least we get the free toaster-
>NYEEHH ACSHULLY MS. GOY- ERR, PARKER, HERE AT STEINFELD-ROTH'S YOU ONLY GET A TOASTER WITH THE DEPOSIT OF 6 GRAZILLION SHEKELS TO YOUR ACCOUNT AND A DONATION TO THE ISRAELI DEFENSE FUND
Christ Raimi

>>84429117
Put me in the r/4chan screencap

>>84429117
I peed a little

>>84429117
Really made me drink

>>84429916
I miss (the real) Spidey 2099 so much...

At least that version of 2099 and of the character got a proper ending.

>261 posts
>175 unique posters

>>84428904
Fucking fraud.

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>>84452597
>Dont pusypost if you cant do it properly
kill yourself faggot memer

>>84429117
really makes me think....

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>>84428895

>Spider-Aunt: Homecumming

>>84428895
She already raised a superhero in my pants

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>>84428977
hello.

>>84428895
AUNTIE, MAY I?

>>84428895
Sure aunt may, why doncha superhero me up a sammich and a tall glass of milk. Ah! That's the ticket. Leave the tuition check on my desk when you pick up the laundry. Look at you go

>>84428954
>>84428963
>>84428985
BUT IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOD, AUNT MAY!!!

>>84429117
YAAAAAAAASSSS QUEEEEEEEER

>>84452510
I want to murder you.

>>84454046
epic

>>84454046
kill yourself

>>84433767
>>84455957
Would watch.

>opinions backed by nothing but more opinions
sure is /pol/ in here

>>84455957
>aunt may kicks Galactus' ass
>not a what if
GET ON IS MARVEL

>>84448776
Who is this again? And who is she sitting next to?

>>84429117
For You.

>>84429117
no u

>>84429117
>This anon's powerful post is blowing up the internet and why that's awesome

>>84428895
the vaginal jew strikes again

>>84430295
You made me so mad you cunt I would butcher your entire family like the pigs they are, and you would have to look at it. Fucking cunt.