The foreigner - Jackie chan

>>84426381
he never went away

>>84426381
So it's like that Arnold movie but Jackie goes full Rambo I instead of Rambo II?

kino

Why do people keep saying this? You realize he's been in plenty of movies since Rush Hour right?

>>84426381
When has he ever failed?

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I can't believe Gerry Adams signed off on this.

>>84427059
Yeah a bunch of no names that nobody has seen and a few voice overs for kung fu panda

>A non-fun Jackie Chan Movie

No

>>84426381
>Is he back?
YH IM THONKIN HE'S BACK!

srsly needs to play the villian in John Wick 3

>image name
kek

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I don't care how you get it, I just want to know the name of the bombers because I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me the names now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will john wick my way to you and I get the names myself....

>>84426381

A film that is literally "Jackie Chan v the 'RA" - what a time to be alive.

As for overall plot, well Gerry is looking well I suppose. Not exactly sure why Jackie is badgering Adams about dissidents considering they fucking despise him but alas, I suppose their taking some liberties with the history surrounding The Troubles.

>>84427251
holy shit

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Fucking dropped. He is supposed to be from Vietnam, but his surname is Chinese. And Vietnamese and Chinese people rarely pair up as they usually hate each other. Or they didn't do the research, as Quan is a first name in Vietnam, not surname.

>IRA

>Bad guys

Fuck off

>>84427109
>>A non-fun
Looks like fun though. Or do you need jokes for shit to be fun?

>>84426381
This movie is obviously just a paycheck to him, uninterested in his American career hes made it explicit that he doesn't think highly of it and its just for fame/money.

>>84426381
Ugh. It looks so good but I'm an IRA supporter.

>>84428528
Doesn't matter, more Jackie for us. We win.

The film looks good.

>>84428528
I don't know, he seems Jakcie Chan channeling Charles Bronson. I like the idea. Let's see if it lives up to it.

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>takes place in britain
>guy is British national
>trained in british navy
>daughter is britsh and assimilated
>"The Foreigner"
>Original title was "The Chinaman"

>>84428453
>>84428863
>what is a fake passport

>>84427059
film embryos don't understand there are more movies than what they have currently seen or know about. The concept of known unknowns is lost on the film embryo.

>>84427434
>I don't care how you get it, I just want to know the name of the bombers because I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me the names now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will john wick my way to you and I get the names myself....

Let's chan this up....
Ah don keyah haow you get it. Ah jus wan to known de name of de bombahs, because ah do have a vewy pawticuwah set of skeows, skeows ah have acquiyad ovah a vewy long caweer. skeows that make me a nightmawuh fuh peepo wike you. If you give me the names naow, that'wuh be the end of it. I will not wook fuh you; I will not puhsoo you. But if you don't, I wiuh John Wick my way to you and get the names mysowf

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>No christ tucker cameo for old time sake.

>>84429336
why would he be in an horror film?

>>84427059
you're implying the average /tv/ poster knows anything about non-hollywood films

Literally who gives a fuck about the IRA, do they even exist anymore? Were they just too pussy to use ISIS?

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>>84426381
>2017
>IRA bombings

I actually like it.

>>84431066
You've seen it? How?

>>84426381
>back
>Jackie releases multiple blockbusters annually that make hundreds of millions in china
>pops back into the western market to keep his beloved star afloat in the English speaking world
>oh god guys, he's back!

>>84428863
There are ethnic Han (and other ethnic Chinese ) living in Vietnam so it is not as if it isn't plausible.

>>84430969
>>84430974
it's based on the book The Chinaman you retard which is based a little after vietnam while the IRA were still active.

>>84428453

>chinese and viets never ever get together because I say so

okay

>>84428453
You dont know shit about viets especially north veitnamese are mostly all mixed with chinks

>>84431162
I know he makes movies in China that go direct to video all the time but his last starring lead in American theaters was 2010.

Jackie will get an oscar nom for this

>>84431493
The movie takes place in the modern day you slobbering fucking retard.

>>84431978
so what? You want them to just make it ISIS and turn the politician brown? You'd probably bitch that there's too many brown people in the movie and too much diversity

>>84426381
>Pierce Brosnan as Gerry Adams

>>84432050
>I got exposed as a massive fucking moron. Quick deflect about brown people!

>>84432122
how am i being a moron?
Its based on a book about a vietnamese man fighting the IRA so they made the movie about a vietnamese man fighting the IRA

>>84432197
>Just in case there were any lingering doubts to how far my stupidity can go...

>>84431493
IRA are no longer relevant. The film is set in the present.

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AND THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH TIME
TO DO THE THINGS YOU WANNA DO ONCE YOU FIND EM

>Punished Jackie
no

>>84431978
You know ISIS aren't the only terrorist group that exist. Other terror groups didn't just hand up their hats after 9/11.

>>84431493
Then set the movie in the early 90s or 80s when the premise is believable. It's like making the boys from Brazil in 2017, sometimes it needs to be a period piece.

>>84426381
I remember a quote from him saying he always wanted to do a serious film but people really only give him comedy/light drama roles. Nice to see he got his dream.

>>84427059
most of them are straight up garbage

>>84428863
Fun fact China man is literal a translation of a non prejorative Chinese word

>>84432402
You sound the worst to take to movies.

>>84426381
>It's a "the terrorists are white" movie

>>84427666
Underrated kek

>>84432601
Just like real life

>>84432461
'China' in Mandarin is both a noun and an adjective. The word is pejorative because of its history in the West.

>>84426381
I can't wait to see how the Innocent foreigner Muslim is assulted by the evil crackers but is saved by Jackie Chan

he has to go back

>>84426381
Kind of nice seeing him in sort of a switch up role like that.

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>>84428453
>dropped because of his overwhelming autism about things he knows nothing about

>>84426381
Edgy Jackie Chan doesn't feel right.

>>84426381
>Did Jackie/Sammo take the lead on choreography
>did they approve of the cinematographer
these are the most important questions, secondarily.

>le badass nigger music intro
>bombers are white brits
It's cucked as fuck but I'll still watch it as Jackino if he's running the stunt show