Babbeh Driver

seems retarded how can a babby drive a car

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>bothering to see a 20-year-old behind the wheel, that seasoned, hardened criminals seemingly trust with their money and their lives

Hello, millennial. The lead in this so-called "film" is completely devoid of character. As you also possess none, allow me to explain.

Character is what's developed over a multitude of years, whether it be from working a shift at an abattoir and having some gruesomely-hilarious stories to tell your coworkers and/or friends, to being a getaway driver who's honed one's craft ALSO over a multitude of years, and probably has some hilarious stories to tell as well. You know - the stories one acquires from having actually lived life, as opposed to primping one's self in an upper-class cocoon one calls "home" and remaining blemish-free for the majority of one's entire 20 years.

Character, anon, that usually manifests itself in lines across one's face - notably the forehead, around the mouth and around one's eyes. Lines that, should another person see them, they would automatically associate those lines with "I bet that person has some stories to tell." In this case, "Baby" has NO stories to tell. He has NO character. He has NO experience, NO interesting facial features and NO charisma. He is Gumby behind a steering wheel. One's immersion is ruined before one even decides to brave such a film, and one is left immeasurably-disappointed by the experience.

Unless of course, one is a millennial who has no idea about what "character" is.

THAT, anon, is what I'm talking about. Character. Do YOU have any?

>>84425044
F1 is full of car babbies

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>>84425204

7/10. Ending sucked. Le quirky dancing sucked. Cops not recognizing Baby and Buddy in the diner sucked. Everything else was good, I guess.

>>84425316
fair enough

>>84425012
COSTNER KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>84425204
20 year olds are gen-z, faggot.
I cant believe I share a board with people this fucking dumb.

>>84425316
>oh shit i didn't write a third act
>uhhh darling does something stupid and out of character causing jon hamm to become the antagonist

bravo edgar!

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>>84425385
Come back when you have some character, child.