MARVEL DOES IT AGAIN
>>84421970
Paid reviews!!!!
Looks like kino is back on the menu boys!
really? those trailers look like garbage and I was pretending spiderman was dead again.
>>84421970
>without getting bogged down in franchise building
>Iron Man is literally Main Character 1B in this film
Cmon now.
face it white boi, movies with a diverse cast do better
>>84422061
iron man is barely even in the movie
>hurr durr why is le person that fucking recruited spider-man in le spider-man movie?!?
>>84422132
white boi still the star tho familia
hold these co star roles
Why did they change the poster?
>>84422272
Apparently it was too culturally insensitive to those poor muslims who were killed
Miss me?
>>84422272
Raimi dropped out over artistic differences. He wanted it set in 9/11 with Spidey assaulting innocent muslims
>>84422348
No?
BLUNDER WOMAN BTFO
say it with me: DISNEY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>84422310
Kek
>>84422382
>innocent muslims
I mean i know Spider-man is fiction but come on Raimi.
I was thinking "why so early" than realized I was used to pussy ass DCucks embargoing reviews until the last minute.
Mouse always wins
>>84422061
this
even if Iron Man isnt long enough in this movie, the promotion is 70% Iron Man, 30% Spiderman
>>84422407
Hey Donny! Did the mouse give you your paycheck this week? He gave me a pretty decent wage after those Homecoming threads yesterday! Disney MOOONAY BABY!
this film is shit.
How can anyone with a brain not think this are paid reviews??
>>84421970
God, I fucking hate these garbage capeshit flicks.
>>84422581
Only brainlets watch capeshit
>>84421970
>it gets rebooted again
Just like OP's mum and her insatiable appetite for black meat while his dad is at work.
>“The first thing you need to know,” he tells me, “all I have on under that costume is a thong. They brought them in on my first day, like, ‘Here are your thongs.’ I had serious misgivings – would my arsehole ever be the same again? But I had to get used to it.
http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/tom-holland-spider-man-superhero?previewId=ifigjp7
>>84421970
Still not as good as Wonder Woman.
/thread
DC PAJEETS ACTIVATE
WE MUST PRAY TO THE COW GODS FOR A 60% DROP
>>84423330
>>84421970
how do people still find this fresh
Jesus there has been 3 reboots of spiderman in my half lifetime
That feeling when you're a Detective Comics ratingslet but also a mountain of a Marvel fan man.
>>84423689
Hmm I wonder. Could it be perhaps because this final reboot is now in the correct continuity?
>>84423744
I very much doubt the audience knows that there is a continuity even
I honestly find it so hard to believe that today's superhero movies are considered some of the best movies ever made by critics. Kinda crazy they think that.
>>84423330
Nah. It's gonna be a semi-reboot where everything shown that isn't owned by disney is canon, but it takes place in the newly made cinematic universe that was meant for ASM2 (so it will be in-canon with venom and glass ceilings)
>>84421970
DISNEY JUST CAN'T STOP HITTING THESE HOMERUNS
>>84423780
Yes they do because Iron Man is in it.
>>84423656
This, tbqh. This thread is a failure. Everyone trying to make it look like some big deal is just fooling themselves. Nothing tops WW. Enjoy your shitty "film" marvelfags.
>>84422272
such a Raimiesque homage
>mfw I predicted 94%
>mfw I was right
>>84422348
No.
>DUDE IM A MEME REVIEWER LMAO
Well at least Marvel will be done with this shit after Infinity War
Even if they want to continue every villain will just look ridiculously small compared to Thanos with the gauntlet
Perhaps even Galactus
Shame Silver surfer-Galactus-cosmic entities stuff is the only aspect of Marvel I liked
>>84421970
Without getting bogged down in franchise building? If this wasn't a part of the MCU This would be correct but that's wrong. 100% wrong.
>>84423923
>>84424001
What an infuriating human being.
>>84424001
Is that Armond's boyfriend?
>>84424191
If you didn't like LOST, why did you keep watching the new episodes?
>>84422407
Fuck off
Don't start company wars faggot
>>84422348
Maaaaaaaaaaaaark
>>84422348
Fuck off Webb
>>84424001
based
>>84423946
It's 89% right now.