QUICK!!! MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!

mouses death was one of the most badass things in the matrix

>>84420942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12u1nA7bXzc

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Wanna buy some deathsticks?

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>>84421388
im gonna go home and rethink my life

>>84421388
Sleazebaggano

>>84421388
i never made the connection holy shit its him

>QUICK!!! MORPHEUS IS FUCKING NEO!
what if that was in the movie haha

I always thought Morpheus was a condescending dick for referring to that guy as "the little one behind you".

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>>84422025
What if morpheus and neo 'laid an egg' together haha ~

>>84422056
Morpheus here.

Kill yourself.

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BANE IS FIGHTING CIA!

>>84422025
>you think that's musk you're breathing now?
>stop trying to fuck me and fuck me!
haha

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>>84422025

>cuts to a scene of Neo on his hands and knees getting his ass destroyed by a BBC

Haha that's be really funny, I'm going to be laughing all day at the thought of that xD

>>84422222
>I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like my lover, drilling down my nigger hole

>>84422346
No one can be told what my BBC is. You have to see it for yourself...

>>84422222
Checked and kekked

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I learned how to swim today, but I can't find the pool. Where is it?

>>84420942
>tasty wheat.jpg

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>>84421388
>>84421702

I can never watch this bit now without laughing after some anon said it looked like they were all chasing after him so they could hurt him for interrupting their meal.

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>>84424195
What have you done

>>84422575
>No one can be told what my British Broadcasting Corporation is
what did he mean by this?

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>>84422820