Oi Vey, its a new trailer

>>84420234
Hello viral marketer

>>84420273
oi vey

That is pure garbage.

>>84420234
>welcome to the jungle

Looks alright I guess, jack black being a teenager girl seemed pretty funny but who knows for a whole movie. I wonder if that moustached hunter from the original will be in it

>>84420234
That's not a horrible premise.

The execution still looks pretty weak though.

Dwayne Johnson is decently funny and charismatic but the amount of shit movies he's pushing out is getting annoying.

I think it looks ____fun

also
>tfw no karen gillan gf

all these PISSBABY PUSSIES who don't know ANYTHING about living in the jungle

wow, looks like you all just don't know how to have fun. Stay salty, pissers

B)

>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Looks like Ghostbusters: Answer the Call.

>black guy got to be the other black guy

I feel they either dodged a bullet or a missed opportunity here.

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>welcome to the jungle starts playing

>body swapping

Holy christ even by Jack Black standards "high school girl in adult male body" will be a one note joke.

imagine that feel when you're the rock suddenly

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>>84420234
Hey this starts out exactly like Power Rangers

>>84420234
looks fun as hell, fuck critics I'll be there on opening with my wife's son

#LITTY

>>84420234
It looks like PISS is BACK on the MENU

Im literally PISSING myself laughing!

Just looks like a kid's Tropic Thunder. Got the feeling it's going to bomb.

>>84420585
I'm bald so I'm already halfway there. Just need to get in shape.

>>84420571
He's gone full Rob Schneider.

HAHA oh my god jack black is playing a teenage girl i like cant even right now

I bet the critics will hate this quirky little comedy. I, a real fan, am already pissing myself at the trailer. Too bad critics can't get litty with the times and admit when they like a quirky little comedy.

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I get that these movies are all made by out of touch smug 40 year old Hollywood elite that grew up on John Hughes movies but do these filmmakers really think that Breakfast Club detention shit i still a thing?

and bobby cannavale is playing a villain again

guess he's just that typecast

>>84420423
>jack black being a teenager girl seemed pretty funny but who knows for a whole movie
Rob Schneider already did that

>>84420234
Will it be RAUNCHY?

Hahaha. Who cares what the critics think, this trailer is FOR THE FANS. I'm seriously PISSING myself laughing. Can't wait for this Raunchy Summer Blockbuster! Some people just want to go to the movies to have FUN

It's like Freaky Friday meets The Hunger Games, 2 of the best ever finally combined!

jesus that was terrible.

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>>84420234
litty

>>84420676
>this trailer is FOR THE FANS

Fans of what exactly?

it's gonna be litty

>>84420695
>jesus that was litty.
FTFY

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Who /RAUNCHY/ here? Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP.

Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB.

When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

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Just going to webm the Karen bits tbqhwyf

I was somewhat interested in this beforehand. But this just looks like a really lame action/comedy movie that doesn't utilize its idea properly.

The original Jumanji was really clever and comfy as fuck, and this one already had the challenge of going up against it.

It needs something more than cheap action going for it. The original Jumanji had a dozen great, memorable scenes with amazing set pieces - Robin Williams stuck in the floor, the battle with the hunter in the hardware store, etc.

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>>84420234
>Karen
>that outfit for 120 minutes

Miiiiight have to see this

Everyone post this to the autists in /who/ who masturbate over that ginger Jock cunt.

>>84420676
4/10

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L I T T Y

>>84420234
at least it's not a shitty remake

Literally just using the Jumanji name to make money.

>>84420708
The Fans yet to be, you hater.

>>84420742

The fact that the hunter looks like his father. The emotional moments with Robin Williams.

This looks like a lame teen action flick. That said, I did expect worse.

>>84420483
He's getting ready to run for President

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>>84420775
>>84420782

This is the reason Hollywood will forever be complete shit. Idiots don't even know what they want.

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>Star Wars: The Last Jedi
December 15, 2017
>Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
December 22, 2017

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It's like the original never happened.

#litty

>>84420234
>Black guy is the Chad jog
>"white" guy is an ugly beta
>two white girls, blonde and redhead

>Hollywood

>>84420817
oh yeah that's a flop incoming

unless by some miracle the reviews for it are actually good

>>84420775
CRITICS like you will never understand people just want to have FUN. Cinemas will be flooded with PISS again this Christmas.

>>84420826
t. retard that doesnt know how google works

>>84420809
It's not like I'm going to pay for it, I just think it's a better idea than redoing it without Williams. Also it's not like original Jumanji was some kind of masterpiece or cult classic, more like some ''oh there it is on tv, I will probably watch it until cm''

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Can I get a quick rundown on litty

>>84420883
Well not really, since the original is far larger than this one is.

Will the rock freak out again when the critics pan this one?

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At least a manlet is being mocked in this movie.

>>84420883
t. retard who doesn't know about the original

>>84420913
IT'S LITTY

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>>84420924

>>84420913
>get #litty

>>84420936
What the fuck are you talking about google always suggests anything that gets the most traffic lately and also they pay for it

>Its a rock ruins another reboot episode

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LITTY

>>84420924
I sure hope so, it's literally the only thing that keeps me interested about this movie.

fucking hollywood garbage. when do they come out with an original idea for once?

>>84421042
What did he mean by this?

>>84420733
Selfie was good for those.

>>84420234
They didnt try with that one holy shit

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>>84421067
yes it was

>I'm an overweight middleaged man
Damn

>>84420924
>>84420959

Stocking up on the popcorn, the fallout will be better than the actual movie.

>>84420234
>it's a video game
What???
How is making another Jumanji movie this fucking hard??? The premise is so simple and endlessly expansive that it shocks me that this and that Zathura movie were made.
Just have likable actors sit around a game board and fun whacky adventure stuff happens, that's it.

Looks better than Baywatch, at least.
But >>84420817 it's flopping twice as bad

>>84421177
Board games are so 90s grandpa get on with the times

>>84421177
>How is making another Jumanji movie this fucking hard???

They probably thought it would be much easier to sell Jumanji as a mobile game to whatever audience they are targeting. I'll be surprised if a mobile game doesn't come out on release of the movie.

>>84421093

The Rock fucked her, didn't he?

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>wired controllers
what did they mean by this?

>>84420234
>Shot slowly pans up to reveal The Rock's face
>People's eyebrow
ugh

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>>84421316
He was probably too distracted spitroasting Daddario with Zac Efron

>>84421323
>Nigger and a white girl
Really makes you think

>No Robin Williams

dropped

>>84421312
but it's not a mobile game in the new jumanji, it's a console game

>>84421387
They asked him to be in it but he had to many hangups about the project

>>84421382
What do you mean?

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>>84421420

>>84420622
>I'm already halfway there
You're welcome.

>>84420862
>black guy goes from jock to screaming manlet
>blonde goes is transformed into a fat disgusting pigman
>redhead is made into a walking pin up
>the white guy gets to be 260 lbs of pure muscled sex god

>"but muh Hollywood biases!"

>>84421316
Anon, the rock is gay.

>>84421420
>to smart too grammer

>>84421387
He's there, cameo, check the imdb.

ONE WORD

RAUNCHY

>>84421387
He was too busy preparing for the next Nolan film: The Doubtfire rises.

>>84421534
>(((white))) guy

>>84421596
ONE WORD

LITTY

>>84420934
What the fuck

>>84421534
>oy vey, ignore our propaganda

>>84421625
literally PISSING myself with laughter

>>84421534
>black guy goes from jock to screaming manlet
>diversity, black people are funny/based

>blonde goes is transformed into a fat disgusting pigman
>white guy is a fat disgusting middle aged man

>redhead is made into a walking pin up
>watch the trailer
>women empowering

>the white guy gets to be 260 lbs of pure muscled sex god
> 260 lbs of pure muscled sex god is a samoan/black guy

>n-no such thing as hollywood biases!

>>84421367
>implying gillan didnt just show up to the baywatch set so she could make out with DoubleDario while the Rock and Efron swapped holes

#LITTY

>>84420817
you don't know how this works, do you?

Alvin and the Chipmunks was released the same day the force awakens. It sill made money

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How has Sony Pictures not gone bankrupt yet?

>>84420234
That's funny, I'd pirate it

>>84422711
Blame the (((Japs))) who keep them afloat.

>>84420234
That's a very elaborate setup just to make sure you can do antisemitic jokes, Rock

>>84420234

oh veeeeeeey actually looks like a neat concept. I can't wait to hear jack black talk about needing to suck the rocks dick.

>>84420234
>Original jumanji
>mystical shit in real world

>remake
>you just go into the game
I do not get it.

>>84420234
Oy vey, it's Sword Art Online: the Cinematic Experience!

Oh Vey!

Seems very pedo

Underage girl disguised in a older womens body.

>DON'T WORRY GOY. YOU CAN WANK OVER HER SHE IS GROWN WOMEN NOT TEEN AHAHAHA

Wasn't the first Jumanji kind of dark and serious?

There was comedy with Robin Williams but still.

>>84420234
I like the idea of stereotyped characters in stereotypical cliches characters, going against those types.

>>84421177
>it shocks me that this and that Zathura movie were made
Zathura was cool af though.

>>84422711
They will survive another decade thanks to Marvel's Spider-Man

>>84422711
literally because they're subsuming the other parts of sony

movies have been bleeding money for years, however other departments (Playstation etc.) make mad bank so the company as a whole is still afloat.

>>84423098

Nobody can make that kind of movie any more. Whatever it was that made writers in the 80s and 90s capable of making a movie funny without it being an overt comedy is dead.

I bet money that they took an original script and tacked the Jumanji name on it for money.

>>84423594

I think you'd have to have serious balls to write this screenplay and submit it as an original screenplay nothing to do with Jumanji complete OC do not steel

>>84420234
holy shit this looks awful.
>helicopters and explosions
>stupid avatar gimmick
>no board game

>>84421543
this

>Another boring fucking remake

NOT litty

>>84423098
Yeah. There was real danger. There was the love subplot between Sarah and Peter. There were real life consequences. They had to look after each other and protect the board game while surviving and finishing the game. You know, it had a plot.

Did they completely miss what the original Jumanji was about?

What the fuck is this shit

>>84420731
I enjoyed this.

I hope it bombs and the rock commits suicide in disgrace

>>84421288
Half-right desu, only adults that were at least adolescent in the nineties play board games anymore.

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>>84420731

>>84423066
Don't drag SAO's name through the mud like that.

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS or RAUNCHY, HOT PISS?

>>84420234
Nice family movie. Too bad my family is a mess.

>>84420234
>black man
>jew boy
>2 white women

oy vey indeed

>>84422104
The difference is that the Chipmucks movie serves as an alternative for younger children to go to.
This is gonna compete for the exact same demographic.

>>84420661
But unlike Rob Schneider Jack Black knows how to be funny

>>84424482
>No Asian

DROPPED

>>84420234
Im kind of mad the trailer spoiled the part that the girl turned into Jack Black
The reveal in the movie of who turned into what avatar would have been alright, and its obviously supposed to be funny that she got the shaft

>>84420234
>not a board game
>generic stuck in a video game plot

and into the trash it goes

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>>84420234

Freaky Friday in the jungle.

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>>84420234
>The people's eyebrow
ok maybe that redeemed it

Wake me up when the trailer for Rampage is out

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>>84420571
>>84420631
He's becoming Jeff Portnoy for real.

>>84420234
who here /LITTY/?

>>84420695
>t. out of touch critic

>>84420731
nic

>>84420959
>Woj liking the tweet

Better joke than the made-up text

looks litty af

So Jumanji's now a video game?
Might be worth it just for Karen Gillen

>>84420775
well it's a shitty reboot instead

>>84421628
Swift is 5'10'' without heels

goddamn this looks like shit

Looks fun.
Hilarious to see all the nostalgia marks complain.

>>84421713
>"i can find a way to be triggered by everything"
ftfy

>>84420234
Is it going to be RAUNCHY?

>>84426456
>WOJ LIKING THIS TWEET

UPPER STRATOSPHERICAL KEK

>>84421534
Your (((white guy))) fucking says "Oy vey." come on.

>>84428243
WOJ?

>>84428334
>>84428334
https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA

I hate that all remakes have to be comedies

you can tell who's underage here from their hatred of the Rock

people born 1998 and later were too young during the attitude era

>>84421628
Kek and swift is in the BACKROUND so she would be even BIGGER if she walked forward to him

>>84420708
The FANS you OUT OF TOUCH CRITIC

>>84420695
its gonna KILL in BERLIN

>>84428427
Yeah older people have an autistic obsession with celebrities for some reason

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>old school retro game menu
>32 bit color gradient
>hd resolution


explain

If you get sucked into a video game and become the rock, is it gay to jerk off?

Jack black given props for his tranny pride.

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>>84420913
>>84420913

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>>84428516
>old CRT tv
>no RGB misalignment
>no scanlines

EXPLAIN

>>84421543
He has kids and a wife you faggot

>>84424686
youre going into the trash actually

>>84420483
Why is this an issue, the audiences LOVE his movies

>>84423094
there is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to a girl at her sexual prime

Looks like raunchkino

Reminder that The Rock is remaking Big Trouble In Little China

>>84432237
Oh, God. Why?

Tbh I thought it would turn out much worse. Still wont watch, but maybe it wont flop.

>>84420234
>a video game
Why, Sony? What was wrong with the board game premise?
Other than that, I honestly want to see this. Pleb n proud.

#GET LITTY

>>84421387
He's made sure to reserve usage of his image for 25 years. You wont be seeing a cameo for a long time.

>>84420234
>nebbish Jew becomes Big Black Samoan
>big nigger becomes lil nigga
>insecure future SJW becomes hot chick
>hot chick become Jack Black
This is some seriously Jew'd shit if my /pol/dar isn't going off. But all the same I find it rather disarming.

I've been looking for a pleb film to cave and see this year, not saying this is it but it'll be a backup.

>>84420234
>black guy is a football jock
>2 white bitches
>nerd """white""" guy
why do they do this?

>>84420234
this has literally fuck all to do with Jumanji, why did they even do this? To shit on Robin Williams grave?

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>>84421387
Bro...Hes dead dude.

>>84424414

don't drag shit through mud?