/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

Okay guys, it's 45 minutes into episode 18. There are only 15 minutes of show left and still dozens of loose plot points to be resolved. What pointless sequence will David introduce at this pivotal moment to kill 10 of the 15 remaining minutes that could have been better spent advancing a story that ultimately goes nowhere? Place your bets, GO!

>>84408768

>this is our house now
>listen to the sounds
>where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air
>Richard and Linda, two birds with one stone now
>find Laura
>Laura is the one
>this is the water, this is the well
>fire walk with me

what does it all mean?

>>84408813
DUDE WHERE'S MY COOP

REMINDER THAT MARK FROST READS THESE THREADS

I'd ___ Charlotte in the ____ while she ___ __ _____ and _____ tbqhwyf

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>>84408833
What does diet lasagna mean?

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_OFFICIAL OBJECTIVE EPISODE 8 POWER RANKING_

1. My Prayer
2. Mosquito frog
3. The moment the bomb detonates and Threnody starts playing
4. The rest of the 1950s horror movie
5. The rest of the bomb detonation
6. DoppleCoop getting tricked by Ray
7. the White Lodge up until Laura's face appears
8. Hobos digging into DoppleCoop
9. Hobos shuffling around the convenience store
10. NIN performance
11. Mother giving birth
12. Windows Media Player visualizations
13. 90s FMV adventure game castle
14. Laura's face appearing and traveling through the 90s CGI pipes into Earth

>>84408863
>kiss
>forehead
>holds me tight
>cuddles

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>>84408768
Gordon is going to be a bigger character than people think, possibly a "special agent" of the Lodge
https://youtu.be/SfPv57KBpJI?t=39s
>BOB's screaming over a picture of Gordon
>Whistling in front of the same nuke test we saw in EP8
>References the same statue in the Red Room in season 2 when talking about Shelly
>Sends all of his FBI agents on "tests" and never elaborates to them about Blue Rose, letting them disappear/get killed in the process

>>84408680
can we find this

>>84408909
bingo

>>84408918
I've got top autists on the case. Fucking nothing so far

>>84408833
>>this is our house now
They're roomies.

>>fire walk with me
Tony Robbins cameo in episode 12.

The pieces are starting to fit.

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Just want to let you guys know that I love Twin Peaks and these threads. Thanks for making these times enjoyable and remember that this won't last forever.

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>>84408951
thats an OC webm we need

>>84408913
>has a huge framed picture of his mother behind his desk

Reminder that this is canon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDsVi2EU_E

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>>84408768
These threads are moving fast, has Lynch become too powerful?

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I saw Dougie Jones at a grocery store in Nevada yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “...photos. Anything.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept repeating it like he just learned a new word, “huh? huh? huh?” and staring at the floor with his arms clutched to his chest. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Georgia coffee in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter, saying "pay for first. Pay for first."

When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and looked past me, as if he was looking at something behind me that was telling him what to say and do. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by repeating the price really loudly.

>>84408913
>>Whistling in front of the same nuke test we saw in EP8
>he isn't whistling Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima
Literally WHAT are you even DOING Lynch???

>>84409024
>picture of his mother
>SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL
Holy fuck, is Lil in on this too?

>ywn give sam stanley the glad hand

Why even live?

>>84408951
Reporting. It's probably in this (interviews from fans). My connection is slow as shit though.
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5815913/Dynamic_01__The_Best_of_DavidLynch.com_(2007)

Underrated KINO coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ygtd36mFT0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBZCwhNM2Jc

Here is something to get you emotionally ready for Cooper's return.

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>>84409086

>>84409086
What's missing from that

>>84409058
>the grand total on the register adds up to $0.00, so the confused cashier lets him go

>>84408768
>BEST GIRL

50's frog-eating qt > that whore > glass box whore >>>> everyone else

>>84408913
I think there's merit in this. Does him whistling what closely resembled Rammsteins Engel 'aka Angel' have significance, Gordon Angel of Death maybe?

When will Annie show up? I rewatched the last 5 episodes of S2 and she's a better character than I remembered

best girl desu

>>84409151
Why did he crank up his hearing aide just to whistle to himself in his office?
Why didn't he hear someone approaching his office if his hearing aide was cranked up so high that someone opening the door was agonizingly loud?

>>84409289
The hearing aid gives him juice (electricity). Lodge spirit. Andy needs electricity too, but that's just because, as his name implies, he's an andy.

>>84409244
The frog eater is 11 years old you fucking pedo

>>84409289
He's deep in thought / meditation. Turns it up so that he can hear lodge shit better and tune in to the Blue Rose shit he needs to.

>>84409360
seems more 13-14 range to me

>>84409360
in 1956 she would probably either had 2 childrens by then, or was considered a spinster.

>>84409283
Hating on Annie is something Twin Peaks bandwagoners / Audrey and Coop shippers do. Real Peaks fans appreciate her character, same thing with James.

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going into episode 8, wish me luck. heard about the atom bomb and the 50s scenes

>>84409464
Annie is legit. James is garbage.

>>84409464
I'm a complete Audreyfag, but it's no coincidence that Annie's introduction to the show coincided with Twin Peaks getting good again. Even if she only existed to be Coop's "damsel in distress", I still think she was a good character and played well by Heather Graham.

>>84409488
It doesn't get any plebier.......

>>84409464
>same thing with James
No.

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>>84409467
>reading about things before viewing them

>>84409065
>whistling Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima

I don't know why that made me kek out loud

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>>84409464
>james
lol

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>>84409464
Its actually possible to hate Annie?

Post a webm of Gordon whistling please. Thank you.

>>84408913
I always thought this. I feel like Lynch knew about the black lodge for a long time already and there will be an episode this season going over Cole's history. Probably explains how he lost most of his hearing.

>>84409545
>[high-pitched EEEEEE intensifies]

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>>84408861
I hope he gets some better ideas than the shit he's peddling now.

>>84409540
I have to because there was an epilepsy warning for this episode and I had to know ahead of time when to skip ahead. Lynch sure hates my kind.

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>All these plebs ITT hating on based James

Consider yourselves HURLEYED

>>84409591
>expecting Lynch to deliver a satisfying narrative
hoo boy

The only time we might learn more about Cole is in Frost's book after the series ends.

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Is he alright guys?

>>84409629
That scene was so funny.

>>84409629
James is cool. He's always been cool.

>>84409629
I'm struggling to think of a good James scene...

>>84409643
I was thinking more of a character reading his file/profile or something. There's no way Cole is oblivious to all of the events going on.

Oh and, I'm not going to buy your book Frost.

>>84409629
>ywn play a 50s pop ballad for your two waifus

>>84409653
>alright
Fuck no. Bobby blew his head off in FWWM, remember?

>>84409629
>two hillbilly inbreds and the very image of a Hollywood star
It's a shame Donna's actress turned out to be such a bitch.

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>>84409611
Ah, damn that sucks. I'm definitely familiar with that because I have a relative with epilepsy who's also photosensitive. Enjoy the episode, famalam.

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>>84409677
What's wrong with us. We have everything.

>>84409629
>james removes himself from season 2
>season 2 instantly starts to improve
Hmmm...... really makes you think, doesn't it?

>>84409705
No? He just vanished.

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>>84409732
James is D R E A M Y in very specific scenes/angles/lighting

>>84409360
FROG EATER FOOT ARCHES

>>84409738
Oh, I thought you were asking if that Deer Meadow deputy was alright.

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>>84409464
>ywn never have a recovering suicide victim due to bullying as your gf and you sculpt her back into society.

>>84409775
God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.

>>84409784
fucking croatians

>>84409611
Sorry for the condition, Anon. Hope you enjoy the episode, it's a ride.

>>84409629
All that moisture near the microphone can't be good.

>>84409738
watch The Missing Pieces

>>84409784
I know that's fake, but what are chances DoppleCoop heads to Twin Peaks and pretends to be the real Coop? Seems likely to me.

>>84409735
James is the key to all of this.

>>84409804
Suicidal girls are literally sociopaths that get off on being a victim.
She will manufacture a scenario where you are the aggressor and she is the victim, and you will lose everything.
Avoid at all costs.

>>84409677
when he ditches Laura in the middle of the woods the night she died.

>>84409804
what was Annies backstory?

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first time watcher slogging through season one here. When does it get good?

>>84409805
He's just quiet now.

>>84409843
I have. Where in it does it explain where'd he go? Coop checked the trailer park, but there's nothing else.

>>84409611
considering Lynch loves to put strobing lights in his work, has he ever triggered an episode? you don't have to answer, just curious

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>>84408913
He is the grandson grown up.

>>84409843
Seems retarded, he has Serious Business to accomplish. He's going to go there and what, eat pie and drink coffee and talk about trees and how he wants to buy property there? He doesn't even have BOB powers anymore. You'd think he would want to do other, more important things.

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The episode that saved Space Cop

>>84409856
or maybe they are just depressed? I wouldn't recommend dating them but why demonize them?

Read the Bell Jar

>>84409275
Some people think it's supposed to be the Amarcord theme by Nino Rota
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3Kgy52XAg&t=0s

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>>84409784

Did anyone notice tat during the 'doesn't get any bluer' scene with Gordon and Albert, that after Albert reveals what happened their man in Colombia, Gordon goes weird, repeats himself and you hear an electrical hum at the same time, then afterwards his voice seems to have a similar effect on it as that of the woodsman?

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>>84409891
There isn't really one, but she was in convent after her ex-bf. Don't know if she went because of him or not. Coop noticed she used to cut herself. And she's totally out of place when it comes to socializing. But her cuteness makes you want to help her

>>84409893
Diane Keaton directs the 17th episode of Season Two. All is revealed.

>>84409916

Is this kid related to Lynch because he looks like him?

>>84409914
I check before hand if there is going to be a risky scene. I just don't watch them or I look at screens instead that explain the situation.

I still don't know what happened during the Miss Twin Peaks concert when Earle snatched Annie. What stopped Coop from protecting her?

>>84409893
When they introduce Windom Earle.

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>>84409968
Diane Keaton, m-my muse. Oh gawd Diane Keaton we need to get Cooper home.

>>84409967
and the fact that its heather grahamn

>>84408768
Who the fuck are the Woodsmen? I have such an uneasy feeling about them. I just flipped through the book and can't find much.

>>84409947
Wasn't that his hearing aid?

>>84409916
No, the magician drug dealer is him grown up. The Sparkle, the Chinese designer drug, is actually recrystallized garmonbozia.

>>84409991
It's his son.

>>84409893
season 2 episode 14

>>84410051
The same son who was playing in that band?

>>84410037
But what does the hearing aid TRULY allow him to hear? Perhaps the fact that Albert was speaking of Blue Rose lodge shit and he perceived it in this manner and the audience got to do so with him?

>>84410029
They seem to be just generally some kind of spirit associated with the convenience store (the stores guardians?). They protect Bob.

>>84409924
maybe he heads there in an effort to get BOB back, or he learns about real Dale heading there and wants/needs to kill him, whatever we'll see. It just seems likely all the storylines are going to converge there anyway (s3 is subtitled "The Return" and the head of Showtime, who has seen the whole thing, described it as "Cooper's odyssey back to Twin Peaks")

>>84410068
No, different son. He has like 4 kids or something

>>84410029

Chainsmokers in constant search of a light.

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>>84409967
Annie is supposed to be Norma's sister but nobody treats her as such. Then of course Frost retconned her.

She is Janey-E's doppleganger from the future and the past and all points in time. Janey-E is Mother Dido.

>>84409924
>"When you get there, you will already be there."
He's probably going to go there to get Bob back or do more murder.

>>84410051
its actually his nephew... look it up

>>84410078
Then who wants to be with BOB again? Phillip Jeffries is out because it wasn't him on the phone. What happened to Phillip Jeffries? How is Ray still able to contact him?

Has it been Jeffries' doppelganger the whole time, while the real Jeffries is stuck in Buenos Aires and only gets out that once to talk to Gordon and point at Cooper? He knows what's up and he doesn't like it, knows Cooper isn't Cooper in the future. That's the real Jeffries, he don't want to be with BOB.

So did BOB go into Jeffries' doppelganger at some point? Does BowieGanger miss having BOB all up inside his boy'shole?

>>84410128
Ah, thanks.

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>>84410156
You want me way up inside ya boy?!

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This is Lynch isn't it? Is Lynch getting lynched?

>>84410155
Nah man sn't Austin Jack Lynch the kid he had with Mary Fisk

>>84410200
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfPv57KBpJI

>>84410029
Read it again. 8 loggers trapped by fire logging on sacred woo woo land.

>>84410200

I've been saying it was Lynch for two years, glad other people are noticing it. It'd be interesting if it turns out Gordon Cole is more important and we get into interesting meta territory.

>>84409916
Him and his grandma are criminally underrated characters.

>>84409149
>Cooper's return
Anon, I...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84410232
Don't forget that Cole is hinted at having some kind of supernatural dream in the leaked script. Don't have the image saved but I've seen it posted here countless times.

>>84410224
What was that on the floating orb?

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Why was Shelly looking at Red that way? Did they fuck within the couple weeks he had been in town?

Bonus: is "sparkle" cocaine or some other drug?

I've watched season 1+2, fwwm and the missing pieces
should I watch some lynchcore before I start season 3? where do I start?

>Laura palmer and Maddy Fergusson have the same actor

Consider me "Lynched"

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Is the woodsman /ourguy/, /tpg/?

>>84410328
Start season 3 now, you can watch other Lynch stuff after to help you pass this two week break.

>>84410320
probably the "Chinese designer drug" Sheriff Frank Truman and Bobby were discussing

>>84409992
I was about to post the webm but realized I was retarded. He had control of the pyrotechnics or whatever and shot flames at Cooper.

>>84410344
It's literally her in a wig.

>>84410320
Nah, it's what all women do when they're bored with their friends topic of conversation and like the attention someone outside the group is giving them.

>>84410328
Not required but Season 3 references a lot of his past films. You can proceed to Season 3 just fine though.

>>84410352
it's hard to see from the shaking but is her head literally being split in half or is it just the reflection of the blood?

>>84410354
>>84410381
what lynch films should I watch if I want the full experience?

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Will she come back?

>>84410352

Since when is Chad /ourguy/ ? Look at the way he draws her to him. Fucking Chad.

>>84410320
>stares at him way too long
>he acknowledges her
>she makes a polite but curt smile like she just passed a stranger on the sidewalk
>resumes interacting with her friends like he was never there
I am getting some mixed signals here, Shelly.

Post videos of Lynch telling stories about his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rYJaarBZOs

Started to get fed up with episode 8 when the nuclear launch stuff started. By the end it was one of my favorites of the season. 50s horror movie part was fantastic.

>>84410393
You can get the full experience now, it's just small easter eggs from his other films.

Ideas from Blue Velvet, Muholland Drive, and Eraserhead tend to show up a lot.

>>84410393
You gotta watch KUBRICK films too if you want the FULL experience.

>>84410352
>that shaky cam to obscure the bad special effects
Why is Lynch so incompetent?

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>>84410232
>>84410299
How many time's does Gordon have to say "I don't understand" before you get it?

He's fucking with you by self inserting.

Who'd win in a fight

David Lynch or Steve Reich?

>>84410393
Eraserhead, Lost Highway, and INLAND Empire, seem to me to most similar to S3. wouldn't hurt to add Blue Velvet and Mulholland Dr., too

so basically all his features except Elephant Man, Dune, Wild at Heart, and The Straight Story.

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Fun fact: the decapitated head belongs to Lynch's wife Emily Stofle.

>>84410463
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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Lynch has slept with Sheryl on multiple occasions over the past two decades.

The latest episodes have me questioning the origins of BOB now. A lot of people here are saying that the Experiment birthed BOB after the nuke went off. But I thought he was basically as old as time. Could've sworn someone said he was at least around for Lewis and Clark.

>>84410508

do you think lynch is good in bed?

>>84410445
alri
I'll probably watch s3 now and watch those three in that order later

>>84410508
>David why are you screaming "Jennifer" when we have sex?

>>84410518
He was in that same orb when Doop was shot and killed.

>>84410542
Go to bed, midget.

Do you have a match or lighter with which I could ignite my cigarette?

>>84409611
Do you like this song anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44

>>84410293
>this meme again
>when we've seen multiple caps and trailers with normal Coop and Kyle has flat out said in interviews that his personality will be older, wiser, sadder but still the same in many ways
When will you faggots stop spreading these lies?

>>84410522
They call him Lynch because he's gonna kill the BLACKED meme.

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>>84410522
Yes.

>>84408813
15 minute Swans concert.

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>>84410665

http://www.strawpoll.me/13311999
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13311999

why was laura palmers face in the dragon ball

>>84410711
mfap no question

>>84410711
The old waiter.

>>84410665
THE SAGGIER THE BETTER

>>84410591
What did he mean by this?

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>>84410806
Too bad once you go Zane, Cooper looks plain.

>>84410806
Did he at least masturbate to the idea of fucking Audrey?

>>84410711
All of them except for Josie. I recently rewatched the original series and her scenes were by far the hardest to get through, including James and Evelyn.

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>>84410694
Pedro's doppleganger.

more like episode8: a twin peaks odyssey.

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>>84409611

that reminds me that the wiggly-cam from David Lynch's other music video for The Nine Inch Nails, "Came Back Haunted", seems to have been used in TP:The Return.

(webm is just the wigglycam, none of the strobing so hopefully this doesn't kill anybody)

>>84410849
I would have jacked it the instant the door closed when she left the night she was naked in the bed. I would have been smelling the sheets and everything.

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Watching part 6, how much longer does the Mr. Bean shit go on

I mean it's funny but only because I'm snacking or playing with doodads while watching

Where is my pissfu

>>84410846
>Audrey hasn't been in the first 8 episodes
>she finally shows up
>Richard is confirmed Zane's kid
Can't wait for the shitposting.

>>84410917
I think I remember this kind of camera movement from at least one of his other movies. I think it was Inland Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Efj70qa3U

The last few seconds of this video does it to some extent but it continues after it.

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>>84409925
TAKE NOTES, JAY. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT SINCERE LOVE AND DEDICATION INTO THEIR WORK INSTEAD OF JUST IRONIC DETACHMENT, YOU FUCKING HACK.

No matter how many times I see it I always fucking laugh when Gordon Cole says "There's the one-armer now!"

is bob dead for good?

if not who do you think he will manifest into?

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>mfw we STILL haven't gotten any more James

>>84411160
With Bob dead, Windom Earle's soul is released and he's the villain again.

>>84411180
>Just U (uranium)

>>84410849
cooper is nofap

>>84411180
mein fuhrer! i can ride!
*brrrmm*

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what does this mean?

>>84411226
and I(ridium)

>>84411261
autism

>>84411226
>and i (isotope)

>>84411261
the horse is the white of the eyes and dark within

>watching a David Lynch interview
>he starts talking about transcendental meditation
>click out

>>84411325

>Through the darkness of futures past
>Mister Ed longs too see
>One chants out between two worlds
>This is the water, this is the well

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>>84410463

>>84411360
Have an upvote.

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>>84411261
What is inside the egg after the creature crawls out? Besides bad CGI.

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>>84410492
*belonged

Time for part 7

Best girl when

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Why hasn't Michael J. Anderson posted a single thing on Facebook since The Return premiered, but was very, very active before then? Do you think he's being muzzled with the threat of a lawsuit?

the sole reason judy exists is because some monkey looked like he said it

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>that sweet Ray betrayal

>>84411414

Garmonbozia? (Bad CGI and suffering)

>>84411325
the famous mr.ed.

>>84408913
Well, he did figure out that thing with Cooper saying "very" backwards so there might be something to this

>>84411414
That was like the only good CGI in the episode, anon. The way the frog moves is excellent, like when it clumsily tries to use the girl's nostril as a step up but its foot keeps slipping out.

>>84411456
>no subtitles

>>84411441
And Jeffries raving about her.

>>84408768
So why is the Giant old in 1945?

>>84411486
>only good CGI
The nuke was incredible, stfu.

>>84411414
>>84411486

that creature being part frog and part insect made me feel like I was slowly walking towards the back of a Winky's.

>>84411510
(...but young in the original Twin Peaks seaons)

It's not like they couldn't recast or even completely change the look of the character

>>84411510

Is it future...or is it past?

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>>84411456
How did they have such elaborate CGI for the nuclear scene yet very simple effects like pic related look like they came straight out of some Youtuber's Adobe Effects?
Does Lynch do those himself?

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>>84411456

Is that editing on how he fires the gun significant, or just shit editing?

>>84410463
>HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84409467
>that floor pattern
what does it mean

>>84411567
Because Lynch doesn't care about minor shit like that. As long as you know a gun fired, that's good enough.

>>84410156

It was Mike pretending to be Jeffries.

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Was getting shot part of his plan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-livKmly6k

Was this scene kino?

>>84411614
Definitely not. Dooplecoop was doppleduped by some inbred hillbilly. He'll never live it down, he should have just stayed dead.

>>84411614
He lost his Bob marbles

>>84411567
looks like they used that same shitty sparkle effect that Coop saw over the slot machines and on the insurance papers

definitely done that way on purpose to evoke the giant interfering, and the weird reverse editing on the second shot to look "off" as is usual lynchian style

>>84408813
In a dimly lit basement, a disfigured old man wearing overalls lackadaisically removes media disc after media disc from their large storage containers, placing them into a metal pail.

Once full he shuffles over to an unusually loud incinerator, tips them all in but looks to be distracted by something in the corner of his eye in the darkness of the basement, cut to a brief shot from the darkness looking at him (eyes fixed on camera) with the burning noise increased and camera slowly moving backwards. The workman suddenly but casually looks away, wipes his brow and resumes loading media discs into his pail. Repeats a few more incinerator loads with an anxious look on his distorted face for 5 more minutes.

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Explain this shit Lynchfags.

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>>84411517
It was okay. Bombs exploding tend to be beautiful by default, and compared to something like webm related, the nuke wasn't really impressive.

>>84411567
Lynch is most likely one of those fags that just settles with the first thing he comes across.
He probably worked directly with the making of the shooting effects, they guy who does the effects probably said
>"well I've got a lot of different muzzle flash effects, like this one for instance"
>>"That's great sonny we'll stick with that"
>"w-well, I mean, I've got better ones..."
>>"Nope, that'll do"
The Nuke would have been sent away to some CGI factory , Lynch wouldn't have much to do with it.

>>84411567
He had to save the special effects budget for the nuke.

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>>84411584
>what does it mean
It means Lynch hasn't read the instruction on how to create a herringbone pattern before starting to set the tiles. And yeah, the same floor pattern appeared in a Cocteau film. And the entrance to the lodge is Magritte's La Parade. And everything else comes from something else too.

>>84411503
Plus Major Briggs saying his name was Judy when Truman asked his name after being drugged.

>>84411636
>We will never have kino like this ever again

>>84411677
Jesus, why create something like that?

>>84411709
and the elevator room in eraserhead.

>>84411278
>>84411325
holy shit these threads are cancerous

>>84410487
>except Wild at Heart
That scene with Sarah Palmer watching tv was a one big Wild at Heart reference

>>84411677
It was filmed looking downward which has the effect to make it look really small. It's audacious because that's not how a nuclear explosion would usually be represented in film, but I do have to say I'm not sure it's better than if he would have gone a more traditional way as far as that show is concerned. Must have had his *reasons*.

>>84410487

Elephant Man and The Straight Story are great movies, they just aren't in the usual Lynch style

>>84411732
merr merr merr merrrrr

>>84411720
Commies are a real threat.

>>84411720
Because they could.

>>84411716
I'm not even a comfyfag but the absence of scenes like this is definitely felt

>>84411720
During wartime you treat the enemy as less than human.

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Guys I m scared.

>>84411644
>Dooplecoop was doppleduped
Noice

>>84411763
You're right. The bird's eye angle makes it look small and insignificant at first, and slowly the viewer gets a better sense of scale as the camera comes nearer and the explosion develops. That angle also has a godly quality.

>>84411763
It looked a lot to me like the mushroom cloud of the explosion was made to resemble the speaking ball thing that was inside the lodge in the first episodes, it's clumped chewing gum-like look, and even the spreading dust clouds on the ground didn't quite look like a usual dust simulation, looked more clumpy

>>84411636
>>84411790
That dialogue is some Sherlock-tier shit.

>>84411720
That's nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMYYEsKvHvk

>>84411636
No. This is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2_nUbhhrUc

>I have reason to believe the killer is in this room
>cuts to Leland with red curtains behind him

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>>84411644
>Dooplecoop was doppleduped

>>84411720
>Jesus, why create something like that?

Capitalism and Thanatos.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP55ObecUFk

kek

>>84411614
>You're still with me
>Good

After he gets shot, he loses Bob. Getting shot definitely wasn't part of his plan.

>>84411677
>the way the clouds slowly form out of the red haze, as if they were always there
>the way everything is getting sucked up into the inferno instead of bursting out
>including light itself
Reality is more terrifying and breathtaking than any CGI could ever hope to be.

>want to watch some nuclear documentarykino
>History Channel is all about how Aliens gave us the bomb, plus shit like Ice Road Truckers

>>84411883
Now that Bob is free, is Dougie as good a host as any?

>>84410689
That won't even cover a single song.

>>84411903
Maybe he'll go back to Twin Peaks. Will probably have more fun there than he was with DoppelCoops crazy plan.

Finally got around to watching episode 8.

Jesus Christ. These levels of pure, unfiltered, uncut kino seriously can't be healthy.

>>84411763
>>84411819
and the ominous getting closer and closer, and i was like "oh shit, i dont wanna go in there" but there was no stopping

>>84411946
It's too bad the interior was so much less impressive.

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>>84411644
>he should have just stayed dead
For a short moment when he came back to life, I thought I was watching Army of Darkness. DoppelCoop has a very Bruce Campbell quality.

>>84412021
I wish they saved him getting up until next episode so we would have had two weeks of everyone wondering if Lynch killed off the main villain 8 episodes into the season.

>>84408768

I pre-ordered Mark's latest book, The Final Dossier of Twin Peaks, I'm so excited and must share this excitement with you my friends!

>>84412063
Go to bed Mark.

>>84412063
Oh for fuck's sake that really exists.

>>84412047
I personally think that feels cheap. I'm glad they showed us. I can't even imagine how may people rolled their eyes regarding the third and fourth episodes of the original series.

>i know who killed laura palmer!
>lol i forgot

>>84410150
He was already there. As Dougie. He replaced Dougie instead of replacing Booper.

This is one of those things that you only have to solve once. Like when the giant says "One and the same," he's saying that he's Señor Droolcup (not The Arm like some believe).

Rhonda best girl

>>84411926
I bet Dopplecoop doesn't even let him rape more than once a week.

>>84412047
I think sitting through about 4 minutes of some guy screeching was enough.

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>Hello? This is CUTE.

>>84412242
Wasn't Jacoby kind of vindicated by the last episode?

The GOVERNMENT was up to no good, and there are evil spirits all over the fucking place corrupting the air and the earth and the water. And there's all that supernatural gold stuff.

Here's my little poem I wrote tonight:

"Whenever I post a post, I think of Mr Frost
he's the boss, and I'm his servant
I read his books and that's for certain
whatever he cooks under his curtain"

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>>84412299
Cute?

Will John Justice Wheeler return?

>>84410029
It's probably because you're a non-smoker.

>>84412332

beautful!

>>84412242
The cuffs are off?! Time to get FROSTED!

>>84409555
checked and keked
james is literally the worst

>>84412332

wonderful poem, never knew /tpg/ is so poetic

>>84410328
Plow through Laura's secret diary and Frost's Secret history. You can skip Cooper's autobiography if you like, it mostly contains a bit of literary Windom kino and sections of Cooper being a slut.

>>84412167

Based Rhonda poster.

>>84412393
>>84412470

Thanks anons! I am writing a book of poems related to Twin Peaks, Lynch & Frost and /tpg/ as well! Will release it before the seasons finale for everyone here to read, for free!

Richard and Linda open the door

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>>84411503
>no subtitles
>I've been trying to figure out how to fucking do this for the past hour because of this post
>I am fucking retarded

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>>84412555 (Jackpot)

HELLOOOOO-ooo-OOOOO

>>84412565
I haven't found a way to do it with ffmpeg itself. I usually use Webm for Retards but it doesn't like some files so in those cases I make an Avisynth script to edit and then Webm for Retards just to convert.

>>84412555

cant wait to read, write some poems about jeffries and missoula too

>>84411009
Jay is much older than Lynch when he made Eraserhead.

>>84412743
How old is Jay? I know that Rich is 40

Threads don't reach bump limit until 310 replies. Don't make new /tpg/ threads when there are still some below the bump limit.

I don't even know which thread out of three to post in now. oi vey

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>>84412965
>Rich evans will be 60 in 20 years

>>84412965
36

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>>84412997
I heard Mike is 45

Wow the mods actually did something

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>you will never go back to Missoula
>you've never even BEEN to Missoula

>>84413029
Mike is 38.

:(

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>>84410711
>Harry S number 1
>Pete Martell is second
This general is alright

And we're back!

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>new threads getting deleted because put up before bump limit
going to post my new webms anyway

now with subtitles

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>>84413396
>but how... how did you KNOW?

gets me every fucking time

>>84410320
>that fat fucker renault can't keep his mouth closed

>>84412382
That niggas dead

>>84413396
What if it was a computer chip

>>84409000
Is it future, or is it past?

>>84411414
Another one. Two birds (frogs with wings) with one stone (egg). Richard and Linda.

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>>84408813

we fuckin get it lynch, you're kubrick lite

christ

>>84413691
Who's going to be congratulated?

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So where are the spoilers for future episodes? The real ones? I know that Dugpa used to post them until they got a cease and desist. Do have the users there know all this shit about the future plot events and just aren't allowed to say it?

When will Audrey appear?
When will Cooper go back to Twin Peaks?
What the fuck is up with the Paris dream thing?

My gf finally convinced me to watch Twin Peaks.
I saw the last episode and it's just a fucking electrical screeches and explosion. How can anyone enjoys that?

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bump limit reached

NEW THREAD

>>84413879

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>>84413879

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>>84413879

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>>84408768
Yeah, Charlotte is best girl, but you've got the wrong show.

>>84412565
Use AviSynth like I told you already. Use Aegisub to make the subtitles then TextSub() them onto the video.

>>84412614
I can do it with just ffmpeg too so you can as well. It's a pain in the balls, you have to rebuild your font cache and shit. Look up "ffmpeg libass subtitle" and shit.

>>84413396
Your subtitles are lingering past the scene changes, that's a no-no