/trek/ - Star Trek Thread

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>>84401537

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MIIIIIRRRREEEESSS?!?!? What da fuck did you do with my Mintakan Mating Mandrake?

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>>84401537

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>>84401537
best kirk woman, only 19 years old

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i just realized vulcans and romulans are space elves

>>84401704
You JUST realized this?

>>84401695
>only 19 years old
*39

>>84401725
bit strange I guess
but somehow never associated fantasy beings with perhaps the greatest scifi of our time
just another strain of humanoids

>list of Kira's partners

>Bareil 1
>Bareil 2
>O'brien (almost)
>Odo
>Tom Riker
>Bashir (IRL and subconscious lust on screen)
>Shakaar

Wow

>>84401926
She didn't have sex with O'Brien, Riker or Bashir, nor date any of them.

Jadzia, on the other hand...

>It was more than a few. It was dozens. Hundreds. In fact, I don't think there was anyone aboard DS Nine who wasn't her lover
> - Dax, 2375

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>>84402245
Jadzia had standards though. She knew what she wanted and went after it, never fucked Bashir becuase he was too immature fot her, and eventually loved Worf enough to marry him.

Ezri slept with two main cast members in one season. Ezri is a way bigger alut than Jadzia. She has no idea who she is or ehat she wants so she fills that void with penis.

>>84402245
>made out with Bashir and had his RL baby
>carried O'brien's seed in her

I guess Riker didn't fuck her

>>84400871
they have sentient holograms manually mine asteroids if that counts

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look at this actress

LOOK AT HER

>>84402337
>was never prepared for the joining
>had to take the symbiont due to an emergency and being the only trill on the starship
>have to sort out her sudden rush of feelings for a past marriage less than a year before
>can't redo her love affair with Worf even though she has a sudden urge for him
>managed to break it off while only fucking him once

She was infinitely stronger than Jadzia.

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>>84402344
>Got mind raped by a betazoid
>Medican procedure to save a child's life
Okay, you're just being silly

>>84402337
>Transparent skulls
>Ferengi
>Falls madly in loved with the stupid doomed guy in half an hour
>Niggers
>"had standards"

>>84402473
She literally did fuck Bashir IRL though senpai. They have a son together

>>84402473
>stupid doomed guy

WTF was the whole point of that story? She spent a day with him and already wanted to change her life by staying with him forever

>>84402509
I'm aware of that, but we're talking about "Kira", not "Nana"

>>84401926
what a fucking slut

confirmed worst girl

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who was in the wrong here?

>>84403092
Everyone, and no one

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>>84402473
The transparent skull things proves she isnt superficial and only cares about looks. Jadzia lived seven lives and looks for more than just a pretty face. Ezri is trash and doesnt know what she wants so she tries to have her cake and eat it too.

I like Jadzia becuase not only is Terry Ferrel an actual goddess, but she is a strong and sure and capable character. I know people say 'well she is Curzon with tits', but that is what a Trill should be to me. You have to look at the whole character and not just the single individual. I also think Jadzia shines as an individual through her relationship with Worf.

Ezri comes off as waifubait. They want you to fall in love with her so they give her a bunch of superfical likeable qualities and no real depth in my opinion. Her entire character comes off as a rushed and desperate appeal to fans. Its the same reason I dont like Seven.

>>84404044
t. Jadzia apologist

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

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>>84404160
Damn right I am.

>>84404044
t. jealous woman

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>>84402405
My favourite TOS babe

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>>84404434
What no. If anything I would have it out for Nana, but I can't hate her.

Nana's lips were very attractive but the character was very punchworthy.

>>84401926

Who else wanted to watch O'Brien plow a pregnant Kira onboard that runabout?

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>Hey guys, you know what would be really cool? A freaky friday episode!

Would Major Kira be allowed today or is terrorism bad in America now?

>>84404671
>Designated Cuck
>wanting to see him plow anyone

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>>84404818
Only if they channel The Patriot in their portrayal of freedom fighters.

>>84404818
cardassians would be seen as evil by the general viewership and them using words like "terrorist" wouldn't be held in high regard

>>84404869
>designated cuck

That term is reserved for Martok. Motherfucker was super cucked by Sirella

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>>84401771
It's kinda obvious. Tellerites are the dwarfs, Klingons are orcs, and Ferengi are jews.

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>>84405069
>Martok
>Not all the Klingons at Khitomer were killed during the massacre. Many were captured by the Romulans and placed in a prison camp on a remote planet. Your father was among them.
>If my father were alive, it would his sons and their sons for three generations. Even Alexander would bear the burden of guilt.
Yet Martok had no problems?

>>84404913
>that Archer's "career suicide" look on his face

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>>84405215
>be the captain
>not even the main character
JUST

>>84405179
Oh my god a slight inconsistency between series.

Guys, Worf was barely literate and almost shot the viewscreen in the pilot. Nobody cares.

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>>84405322
I also enjoyed Worf's intense hatred of Romulans, a very Starfleet attitude.

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>"They are attempting to plant their fields before the sun sets. Time is their enemy. We should help them defeat it."
Why did Worf let them take the bitchboi way out? They wanted to die as warriors.

>>84405523
So they could decide to stay at the end.

>it's a Worf destroys a peaceful society because he can't deal with people having a different lifestyle

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>>84402337
>>84404044
Jadzia flirted with other men in front of Worf and then belittled him for being upset and infringing upon her freedoms.

>>84405913
stronk independent women was a very popular meme in the 90's

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Hey Ensign, you up for a few rounds of Anbo-jitsu?

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>>84406057
Who is the ugliest thing that fugged?
>inb4 soranposter(s)

>>84404044
Dont you be shitting on my borgfu

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>>84406094
The ugliest thing in star Trek is Rom.
God knows how he netted that wife of his.

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>>84406447
Yet he looks better as a Ferengi than a human.

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>>84406447
Did you forget about the Vidiians, bro?

>>84406492
He's like Tralala guy and troll face mixed their races

>>84406492
He's a good guy.

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>>84406617
You would hardly recognise them now.

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>>84406492
Grim.

>>84406617
Having a disease doesn't count, talking about natural states here.

>>84406447

BIG FERENGI COCK

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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

>>84404044
is this what a jealous woman looks like?
i've seen your knife eared vulcan cosplay
i know you are not in fact a man

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>>84405641
>>84405523
>>84405179

>>84405602
gay

>>84404516
Post TOS era Dr. Polaski, pls.

>>84406793
Pure art

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>>84406930

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>>84401704
Why is Keylar disguised as a Vulcan? I thought they were allies with the Federation.

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>>84406930
>>84407046
And again

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>My sweet little whorish Troi I did as you told me, you dirty little Betazoid, and pulled myself off twice when I received your message. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night in the holodeck when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, Counsler. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, Counsler, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting Betazoid when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Troi's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.

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>>84404234

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>>84406956
Bullshit

>>84407117
Where does cum go on a holodeck?

>>84407046
>>84407089
Tyvm

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>>84406870
I'm going to marry Bashirfag! :3

>>84407054
this actress has like 5 roles in Trek

>>84406924
Well if he killed them it would have been weird to have him decide to stay at the end.

>>84404516
You're in luck, Sherry Jackson posed nude.

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>>84406377
Mein negger

>>84407299
honestly, not a bad looker, but camera angles can be very deceiving
she probably browses Tumblr and other cesspits though, no clue how she ended up here

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>>84407299
DAILY REMINDER

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>>84407545
>look up her nudes
>bunch of low-quality images from the nude scene
>the rest are shoops of her TOS episode
wew

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>>84407824
>voyager
>star trek fans

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>>84407927
>start a new job
>get to know co-worker, tells me she's a big ST fan
>"I like DS9... but my fav is Voyager!"

>>84408027
disgusting

>>84407824
>TOS """"fans""""
>those VOY degenerates
>goofy TNG fans
>cool, calm and collected DS9 fans
good lads

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>>84408027
I hate those guys.
>I didnt like ds9 because it showed humans fighting a war and not being borderline perfect like in genes vision

>>84408183
>i just watched a random episode and i didnt know what was going on or who was fighting who
>there was that goofy alien too
>i just shut it off
>OMG JANEWAY IS SO AWESOME

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The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processing cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat. fourteen kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with twenty five bilateral kelilactirals, with twenty of those being slaved into the primary heisenfram terminal. Now you do know what a bilateral kelilactiral is?

>>84408183
Yeah, fuck people for being actual Star Trek fans.

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Respect all sentient beings? Psshh nothin' personal clone.

>>84409179
it's just like abortion, nothing wrong with it

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>>84409176
>actual star trek
Lame plots, one dimensional villains, pathetic moral posturing and a lack of representation for both sides of an argument?

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>>84409370
I think the Trill would view abortions as evil on account of their love for parasitic beings inside of them. Thoughts?

>>84409447
You're a stupid doodoohead

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>>84409473
Can I quote you on that?

>>84409528
No Obama you fuckhead. Also, come to Quark's

>>84409444
Yes, a show for families.
Not a show for freaks that do cosplay, lust after Bashir and autists that learn "Klingonese" or care about "muh lore" of fictional alien races.

>>84409615
Take that shit to Sunday school Beaver you fag

>>84409615
You dont belong here. Either youre actually a fucking idiot thinking other people here would agree, or this is some piss-poor bait. Either way, fuck off.

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>Jake Sisko didn't appear in the majority of DS9 episodes
>still considered a main character not a guest star like Rom or Nog
So does this make him the most useless character?

>>84409702
Crell's hologram did nothing wrong
Also, fuck Jake, that laze, useless asshole.

>>84409729
>comes to 4chan to complain about somebody being lazy and useless
Reconsider your current course of actions, please.

>>84409695
>a trek fan doesn't belong in a trek thread because he doesn't share my autistic and narrow minded vision
really makes you think

>>84409795
>coming onto 4chan and saying that things should be made for families
>Coming into a /trek/ thread and praising Voyager

>>84409909
Voyager is for families. Tricky Dick Berman understood that Little Jimmy and Little Sally of Smalltown America want nothing more than to see voluptuous blow-up dolls prance around in oxygen-depriving skin-tight catsuits that look as though they were freshly painted on with the thinnest, finest coat in Westmore's boudoir. God bless.

>>84408656

Rewatching all of TNG and just stumbled upon this gem. S6 had some fantastic fucking episodes.

>>84410180
Worf should be fired for that episode.

>>84410472
Sir I recommend we fire the Security Officer. Full discharge.

>>84409702
Did Marc Alaimo just like the Cardie make up?

>>84410598
better than his actual face

>>84404044
>not wanting to be the meat in a Dax sandwich while Curzodo gets drunk and eggs you on from the sidelines

Pathetic

>>84410638
T. Vedek Manlet

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>>84410710
look at that shit, man

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>Dukat was in charge of the Bajoran Occupation when Kira Nerys was a small child
So was he 18 when he took the post or do Cardassians live a long time?

>>84410767
"Cardassians of all races have an average lifespan of 98 years for men and 96 years for women. The highest recorded age attained by a Cardassian is 144 years

>>84410767
Starfleet has Captains in their late 20's / early 30's, I'd imagine DS9 Dukat is around 50-60

>>84410742
Him, Edward James Olmos and Bukowski should have gone to a brothel once. it would have been less fucking and more q topography session gone rowdy.

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>>84410843
>>84410852
So Sisko was battling with some old ass Cardie the whole time? Who lost his job? And his family? Then his only child who still talked to him? Wtf I hate Sisko now!

>>84410852
>50-60 year old war criminal perving on a 30-something year old bajoran woman AFTER fucking her mother to death

>>84410919
>hating based genocide man

Sisko wiped out an entire group of humans because one of them BETRAYED THE UNIFORM and had a major spacefaring civilization to join his war and destroy their infrastructure and sacrifice their youth by fucking killing an elected representative that would not believe his lies.

>>84410993
You really think there's anything wrong with that?

>>84411000
he didnt wipe them out, he just relocated them to the cardassian colony Eddington gassed

>>84410843
Which race lives the longest? Romulans? Not counting changelings obviously.

>>84411044
I was making a point stop it with these faggy facts.

>>84411045
Whoopi goldberg

>>84411045
Trill symbionts

>>84411158
literal fucking worms

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>>84411000
That's not what happened though.

/trek/, what's the correct solution here?

Come on, you should be able to solve this.

>>84411338
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

>>84407278

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/

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>>84411521
>So I lean my mop up against the wall and start cycling through the last session in the holodeck. Lieutenant Worf is there. Cowboy costume and a banjo. Nothing too unusual. He's swinging his arms around like he's throwing punches. Then he's taking off his clothes. Worf starts humping away at god knows what (I'm not pulling the buffer to find out) and all of the sudden he goes stiff and starts yelling in Klingon. His weird lumpy boner starts whipping around like a firehose and spraying green crap all over the holodeck. It keeps going and going.

>Just when I think it's going to stop he thrusts his hips again and it flies back up into the air and starts whirling around again like a crazy snake. After like a minute of this (and still going strong) Worf doubles over and screams and then POW he just starts puking everywhere. It's incredible. Puke is just blasting out of his mouth, covering his Klingon beard, all over his cowboy hat and while he's puking there are these globs of green jizz flying straight through the stream of vomit. I've never seen anything like it before or since.

>>84405504
Why are niggers so racist that they always have to have white women? Don't they find black women beautiful?

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>>84407824
TOS looks best. NigTrek9 is for apes.

>>84407824
>red shirt commander Trill

>>84401704
the vorta always felt like space elves to me

>>84411884
space wood elves, maybe

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>>84407299

Jesus, you have to wonder what its skin actually looks like under all those layers of Photoshop.

okay boys im going in, episode 1 of the next generation, anything I should know? we got a guy frozen but hes gonna be okay.

>>84407824
Are Troi and Crusher dudes?

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>>84412087

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gowron's stare is very intense

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>>84407299
>>84407821
>>84412087
Fascinating

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>>84404802
That episode qualifies as art thanks to this facial expression alone.

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>>84413162
Seven's campy vaudeville impersonation of the Doctor was enjoyable.

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Computer, run program Delta-Barclay-7, Autism treatment regimen. Engage.

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>>84413389
S-So, what b-b-brings you here Dean- er.. Cmdr. Troi?

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>>84406057
fucking love this riker so hard

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>>84407119

>>84407299
>>84413044
What is it about sexually ambiguous boygirls that activates the ol' fun rod?

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>>84414486
Repressed homosexuality? Sexual attraction towards a Tripfag? Nobody knows...

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>>84413044
>>84407299

Reminds me of that actress from Galaxy Quest

>>84414534
That's a wig I hope

>>84414775
Just ask her yourself next time

>>84414534
Holy shit she's cute

>>84414923
stop that

>>84414534
Not even Bashir would fuck this horrible alien creature.

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Was the emotion chip referenced in Insurrection? I don't remember. I don't think it was in Nemesis.

>>84415069
Wasn't it in two movies for no good reason?

>>84415083
Yeah Generations had it figure prominently and First Contact had a brief reference to it iirc

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>tfw no 60's gf

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>>84415320
>tfw no TOS Romulan gf

>>84415397
I'd join Starfleet to shag aliens tbqh. Boldly go...

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1. Deep Space 9
2. Voyager
3. Enterprise
4. TNG
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901. TOS
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9001. Reboot movies

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>>84415532
I believe this post was designed to illicit controversy.

>>84415431
Yeah, it's all fun and games until the acid in their vaginas dissolves the flesh of your penis.

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>>84415320

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>>84415578
>not getting interspecies relations cleared by the medical officer first
wew, that's your own fault for not following procedure.

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>>84415578
>he doesn't use acid-resistant condoms

Amateur.

>>84408183
>genes vision
>Oh, Bill was such a great comedian!
>Matt and Trey this!; Matt and Trey that!

As if you knew the motherfuckers personally. That is so fucking annoying.

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>>84415788
Not to mention the fact that "genes vision" included men wearing dresses and making out with other men, along with a bunch of other retarded commie faggotry.

>>84415859
>not letting your balls breath
Gene is a true visionary.

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>>84401695
That's not Miri.

>>84411378
I honestly think Sisko should have bombed every planet with that anti-human crap.

>>84416119
Humans are the scum of the galaxy.
Vulcans are superior in every way.

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>>84414872
She's a soon to be married woman
I don't screw that

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Jadzia made Worf ease up a little bit, he's cracking jokes, smiling, fooling around with kids. He learns to respect other cultures, a new Worf.
Do you think if she lived a bit longer she would be able to talk Worf into trying a threesome with Captain Boday?

>>84416794
wouldn't it be funny to see someone with a transparent skull sucking Worf's massive dick while Jadzia watches haha

>>84416839
I always couldn't help but to imagine Boday as a Martian from Mars Attacks!
So many running jokes on DS9.

>>84401681

>Data's Day

I like how you include his wedding in his suffering

wellplayed.jpg

Why couldnt they just make a new show after the events of VOY? Star trek online did and its not that bad.

>>84417561
STO did fine with it, the whole iconian thing and the klingons being puppets of the Undine (species 7824), the borg invading fluidic space, an entire joint Klingon and Starfleet and Romulan Republic invading the Dyson sphere into the Delta Quadrant.

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>it's a "Dukat recreates Jonestown on empok nor" episode

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>>84406733

>>84417742
Milk. Skimmed. Lukewarm.

tfw you will never be married to a goddess Betazoid woman like Lwaxana Troi.

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>>84417909
thank god

>>84417685
>cuck storyline
was ds9 ahead of it's time?

>>84417918
couldn't handle her, anon?

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>>84417671
>entire joint Klingon and Starfleet and Romulan Republic invading the Dyson sphere into the Delta Quadrant

Invading what??

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>those eyes, that voice and intonation, the mannerisms
>you gotta be fucking blind not to recognize him instantly
>and he's not some random Cardassian trooper too, he was one of the Occupation leaders
>Wtf Adami

>>84418157
>Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like Gul Dukat?
>Oh I don't know if I'm that handsome, charming and noble, but thank you

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>>84411521
> "He will use the holodeck just to go to the bathroom. He'll have a floating toilet made out of clouds and he'll lay the biggest and smelliest deuce I've seen this side of the neutral zone.

>>84413192
You mean Jeri Ryan's campy vaudeville inpersonation of the Doctor was enjoyable.

>>84406057
The older I get, the more I pick up on the subtle social dynamics at play. Riker was a Chad, and he was probably a dick to anyone who wasn't above him in rank or his friend.

Sad times man.

>>84415598
True patricians know that Majel Barrett was a literal sex goddess

>>84417671
Oh so it's completely batshit retarded then just like the books, good to know.

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>>84419281
The was the hottest in The Cage, as Nubmer 1.

>>84418157
>>84410598
>>84410638
>>84410742
>>84418227
GUYS. I just watched Voyager 3x03, "The Chute", and in the very first scene when Harry arrives at the prison and everyone is surrounding him I swear to god Marc Alaimo is there as one of the extras. He's uncredited, and I can't find any information on it, but any anons who have the episodes ripped, watch the intro and tell me that's not him.

>>84419398
screencap?

I doubt it honestly. I'd say he was too big for a dirty inmate extra job.

>>84419474
I'm at work right now, but when I get home I'll post it if there's still a thread up.
>he was too big for a dirty inmate extra job
See the thing is though that a lot of these regular trek actors loved to do little guest parts on the other shows. Plus, they were filming both shows on the same Paramount lot, it was probably more than likely that anyone working on DS9 could wander over to the Voyager set and see what was going on, or vice versa.

I'm almost sure this is one of those things where Marc Alaimo just wanted to have some fun and be an extra on a Voygaer episode. I'll screencap it when I get home.

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Computer, replace holodeck command "Begin Program" with the following function: "Begin program Rapemageddon: Night of 1,000 Worfs. Disable safety protocols."

Computer, replace holodeck command "End Program" with the following function: "Enlarge Klingon genitalia by 10 percent. Disable safety protocols."

Save changes. Lockout any future modifications to these commands. Disable. Safety. Protocols.

>>84419568
>function
>not subroutine
ISHYGDDT

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>>84419540
This dude? Nah.
He's in frame for like 3 seconds and it's the only dude in the first scene who kind of sort of remotely resembles Alaimo in Dukat's makeup.

>>84401704
klingons - orcs
Ferengi - goblins/gnomes
borg - undead
vulcan - elfs
romulan - dark elfs

>>84419700
No that wasn't him, he's in the foreground of the shot as it's panning around at everyone. I believe he's holding a pipe or something too

>>84419700
Also you're in the after-intro part, this is at the very very beginning intro, before the opening theme

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>>84419829
>>84419840
This one? From the pre-intro sequence.

>>84419966
YES THAT'S HIM. If that isn't Marc Alaimo it looks just like him.

>>84419771
Klingons seem more like dwarves from The Hobbit

>>84419966
ok I didn't believe that anon at first, but that's definitely him. You can even see the acne scars on his cheek in the bottom pic. Somebody has to tweet to Marc and see if he'll respond.

fuck jeri ryan that prude cunt is the reason obama became president and our country is shit now

jeri ryan literally caused the downfall of the united states by being a giant fucking prude

>>84420454
Obama was a good president

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*blocks your path*

>>84420478
this, even if you're a Conservative you should realise that Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

>>84420478
>>84420678

i should have expected this response from trek fans

>>84420182
>>84420430

Could be him, I don't know. I'm still not convinced.
I don't think he has twitter account. Ira Steven Behr has an account, Visitor, Rene and Armin, Jadzia - the ones I'm aware of.

>>84420716
No argument, as expected.

>>84420737
Well Ira Steven Behr didn't work on Voyager, so he wouldn't be much help. What about Brannon Braga? He seems like he'd be a twitter dude, and he would definitely know.

>>84420762
>Brannon Braga is involved with the Orville now
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84420746

>arguing with a nerd on an anonymouse image posting board

lolno

>>84420882
>ad hominem
Why are you still here?

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Trump killed Tuvix. Trump a shit.

Tuvix was a mistake and had no right to live. Janeway did nothing wrong.

>>84421223
The transporter accident killed Tuvok and Neelix. They were effectively dead. Another way of thinking about this problem is like this:

Two parents both die giving birth to a baby. At first you accept the situation and move on, but later you learn that it is possible to kill the baby to bring both parents back. Would you do it? Of course not, the parents are effectively dead.

>>84421223
Bringing Neelix back to life is a crime against humanity.

>>84420762
Braga has a twitter, but from the looks of it he doesn't reply to anyone on it except other famous people.

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>>84421103
You anti-Trump people are so stupid and moronic it's unbelievable.

>>84421616
Nice ad hominem and strawman

>It's a /pol/ slapfight thread

I thought those were only with STD in the OP

>>84421649
And idiots like you take the cake.

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>>84421616
And you anti-Tuvixites disgust me. You should be ashamed.

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>>84421616
You do know that Trump fully supports Saudi Arabia and has even investments there?

>>84421753
Typical self-destructive libtard queer... gets his fake news from liars and tv comedians.

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>>84421824
I'm sorry but my tricorder readings confirm no intelligent life.

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>>84421753
2/10 Arab. Would not fuck.

>>84421908
Women have no taste in men.
He looks fucking adorable.

>>84421223
>Tuvix was a mistake and had no right to live.
This is not a concept that exists in Star Trek. Everything has a right to live, from microscopic sentient crystals all the way to macroscopic sentient crystals. Go watch some other franchise.

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>>84421453
Jeffrey Combs has an account. He even replied to Jay from RLM about some trash movie he starred in.
I wonder if he and Alaimo were irl buddies.

Why didn't the federation just build a large fleet of defiant-like ships?

>>84415532

Actual Rankings:

1. DS9
2. TNG
3. TOS Films
4. Reboot Films
4. TOS
5. VOY
6. ENT
7. TNG Films

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>>84421900
>>84422719
Jesus fucking Christ guys, fuck off to /pol/

>>84422724
The Defiant was a failure

>>84422719
And Clinton lost the election. Trump supporters have no other recourse when butthurt than to bring up Clinton.

>>84422783
fix the issues (hence defiant-like)

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>>84422787
I might just convert to islam so I can throw a few retarded faggots off a building or two; rape a couple of young qts, and not be charged with any crime. Then maybe you queers will send me gibs.

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>>84419540
>>84419474
Btw, in addition to Gul Macet role he had another episodic role on TNG.

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>It's a Janeway's holodeck sim episode

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>it's a Riker stuffs his face with Klingon food episode

>>84423280
Always makes me hungry.

>>84423280
I want to eat gagh off his beard

>>84407545
disappointing nipples desu
areolas need to be at least 3x larger

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>>84423410
Me too anon

Why is Kirk such an asshole?
I am at the episode where he meets the ancient aliens in those spheres. The one named Sargon is telling him how his race got destroyed and Kirk is being a faggot going all "Ah ah, you couldn't get past that? Us humans got past our crisis easily and are still here!", what a cunt.

>>84424126
Humanity achieved so many things and got past so many problems but didn't overcome gloating yet.

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>>84422732
>Voyager above Enterprise and TNG movies

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>>84406793
Did data misuse sentient? shouldn't the word be sapient

>>84422732
ACTUAL RANKINGS

1. TNG, ITS' THE FUCKING BEST
2. TOS MOVIES, THEY'RE FUCKING GREAT
3. DS9, IT'S FANTASTIC
4. TOS, IT'S BREDDY GUD
5. FIRST CONTACT, IT'S FUN
6. ENT, IT'S GOOD FOR WHAT IT IS
7. TNG MOVIES - FC, THEY'RE NOT GREAT
8. VOYAGER, IT SUCKS ASS

>>84424341
sapient is a newer distinction, in the early 90s it wasn't a common thing in everyday talk yet

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>>84424268
>>84424360
At the very bottom is where TNG's dullest entries in the Star Trek franchise's history belong. Seriously, each flick following Action Picard and his chad pals from Enterprises D&E as they fight revenge-seeking Khan-lites has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the films’ only consistency has been their lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make scifi into scifantasy, to deliver the franchise into the hands of JJ.

Perhaps the die was cast when Berman vetoed the idea of Frakes directing Nemesis; he made sure the cast's final entry would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable milking of geekdom's sacred cow. The TNG movies might be anti-Roddenberry (or not), but they're certainly the anti-TOS movies in their refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the TNG books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the books are terrible. As I read one, I noticed that every time the author ran out of ideas, they wrote instead another character from another series crossing over to bail them out.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a character from a different series appeared in a novel for TNG. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope over 47 times. I was incredulous. The minds of TNG novel authors are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of writing. Later, I read a lavish, loving review of one such TNG novel by the StarTrek.com official website. They wrote something to the effect of, "If you're still hungry for even more Next Generation, then check out Star Trek/Doctor Who: Assimilation^2, available now at a local LCS store near you." And they were quite right. They were not being ironic. When you read shitty TNG fanfic books, you are, in fact, trained to read shitty TNG fanfic comics.

>>84424399
but TNG is set in the future not in the 90s

>>84424430
Tell that to the multiple data pads for every individual piece of information

>>84424419
I WILL CONCEDE THAT THE OTHER TNG MOVIES BESIDES FIRST CONTACT ARE PRETTY FUCKING TERRIBLE AND WILL ALLOW THEM TO EXIST BELOW VOYAGER, THANK YOU ANON

who /smart/ here?

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>>84424568
help us get home pls

>>84424360
No nigga, here are the real, truly actual rankings

1.TNG
2.DS9
3.TOS Movies
4.TOS
5.VOY
6.ENT
7.TNG Movies

>>84424629
You are smart. You have warp 10. Warp 10 makes you go. You can go all the way home with warp 10. You are smart.

>>84424696
Also acceptable

>>84408027
>liking DS9
Disgusting desu

>>84424850
>pursuing a 4chan vendetta for 7 years
I'm loving every laugh.

>>84424453
>Not being so rich you use data pads like sheets of paper so you dont have to push extra buttons.

>>84424880
It couldn't be possible that there is more than one person who dislikes DS9, is it? Why are you so insane?

I'm not gonna do stupid fucking rankings. All of them have flaws and redeeming qualities.

TOS - started it all, great trio of main characters with awesome chemistry between them, fun support cast. 50% great\good eps, 50% meh eps. Can't say there was a lot of truly horrible ones.

TNG - A couple of great main characters, others not so much. A lot of great eps and a lot of trash episodes.

DS9 - The strongest cast of recurring characters, great writing all over the place. Bit more realistic in it's approach than others, some like it some don't. Has some horrible episodes, but I'd say less than TNG had.

VOY - Great premise and ruined execution. Decent episode here and there, but mostly very weak ones. Has some degree of comfiness however.

ENT - Gotta watch it again to form an opinion.

This is all we ever gonna get. Old Trek is sadly dead.

>>84424850
DS9 is GOAT trek series tho

>>84424880
That wasn't me, I have been here since the thread started and haven't said anything bad about DS9 yet

>>84424905
>>84424945
which one of you is the butthurt B5 fan?

>>84424905
>>84424945
After you got caught samefagging, I'm willing to believe that it's all you.

>>84424933
>I'm not gonna do stupid fucking rankings.
yet you proceed to vomit your opinions anyway as if anyone gives a shit. Rankings are what gets discussion going, not reddit blogs

>>84424982
>this level of delusion
Guess should just use a trip since you DS9fans seem to love tripfaggots like the newfags you are

>>84410472
I loved Odo's shit-eating grin when he brought it up to Worf

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>>84424972
>tfw I like DS9 more than B5, but B5 had the better series finale

>>84425019
>DS9\TNG\ENT is GOAT
>DS9\TNG\ENT is disgusting

I wouldn't call that a discussion.

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>>84424982
Anon listen to me. Take a deep breath, and calm. The fuck. Down.

>>84425091
It gets people opening up and talking about it.

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>>84425043
>>84425102
Remember that time when you got caught pretending to be someone else? You kept referring to yourself in the third person, but then you got [triggered] and reverted to first person.

Good times.

>>84425152
alright I'm done. Someone got so buttblasted that they reported me arguing with the idiot Trump guy that came into the thread and I got a fucking warning, yet your autism routinely derails these threads and nobody fucking cares.

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Can you imagine being so cucked that you would literally kill 8000 people in a futile attempt to escape the friend zone?

>>84425152
What's even the point of this discussion? I was minding my own business and participating in the thread until you had to bring up me as if I am the only guy on the planet that doesn't care about DS9.
Yet somehow I am supposed to be the one at fault for saying that DS9 fans are assholes? Ironic really.

>>84425317
lol

>>84425323
>literally kill
Preventing someone being conceived isn't murder.

>>84425362
>I was on a 7 year crusade to call DS9 fans assholes because one of them hurt my feelings in 2010, yet somehow I am supposed to be the one at fault?
Yes, you are.

>>84425381
so you have no problem with me going back in time and giving your parents a condom that doesn't break?

>>84425362
>Ironic really.
It is, but not in the way you think.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-fulfilling_prophecy

>>84425509
That's also not what happened. Failing to go back in time is what prevented it.

You sound like you're just trying to rile up trouble like yesterday rather than wanting to discuss this, so no more (You)s until you convince me otherwise.

>>84425496
>posting in trek threads and sometime expressing my dislike for a part of the fanbase = a crusade
It's not like I spam the same things in every thread or don't participate in the various discussions

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It's about time for this thread to die.
Starting to smell.

>>84425565
I wasn't here yesterday, so it must have been time travel. Do you aim to prevent me from going back in time to discuss this yesterday?

>>84425381
Krenim Imperium please go.

>>84425590
>expressing my dislike for a part of the fanbase = a crusade
Since you're doing it for 7 years, yeah.

The people you hate also participate in discussions and don't spam every thread, so I don't see why you need to spend 7 years attacking them. Maybe they wouldn't be "assholes" to you if you didn't consistently strive to antagonize them.

Be a responsible adult. Let go of your anger and grasp the hand of friendship. It's the Star Trek Way.

NEW THREAD
>>>84425884
>>>84425884
>>>84425884

>>84409179
I like how Riker killed that clone, but in DS9 some random asshole gets charged with murder for the same thing. "lol killing your own clone is still murder"

>>84426405
Bajor is more enlightened than the Federation.

>>84426405
It definitely deserved addressing, but the clone Riker killed didn't seem to be alive yet, he zapped the incubator, whereas the Bajoran guy's clone was alive when he murdered it to frame Odo.

It was really stupid of Julian to clone the guy with the murderer genes and put another copy of him out into the universe, I'm sure that will work out fine and it definitely wouldn't be 100% his fault for not aborting the clone when he realised what the sample was.

I'm frankly shocked that humanoid cloning is even legal in the Federation, for that matter.