A guy made an RLM parody review to expose them hacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N0_GdI8TWE
>>84400576
>A guy
We all know you made that shitty video, it has less than 300 views. Kill yourself.
If you actually channeled your autism into something positive, you might not die a lonely death.
>>84400576
OP, your autism is at the point you shouldn't be allowed in public without an escort.
>>84400576
>A guy
I recall the last time YOU posted "a guy's" RLM btfo video you got flamed hard and took up the fight as if... *gasp*... as if it were in fact YOUR video
That said, this violates Global Rule 11 of the rules outlined here: http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Global Rule#11: Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>84400576
It isn't 2015 anymore, RLM ripped apart Rogue One so the "THEY'RE DISNEY SHILLS" accusation is certified bullshit. Now go away, no one cares about your video.
>>84400576
I'm not watching an hour of you doing a plinkett impression. Kill yourself.
>>84400576
>RLM tinfoil bribery conspiracy pasta in 3... 2... 1...
jesus christ this is sad
wow, a guy, huh? looks pretty cool! I'm so glad you were able to stumble upon it so you could share it with us! I'm sure this guy is thankful you've brought this to a wider audience
>>84400576
Kill yourself anon
>>84400638
No, I didn't, and it's pretty old, I think it deserves more views though
>>84400576
This is worse than RLM
>small personal films
>>84400714
you repeat that in your head every morning?
>>84400576
FUCK YES. Cracking open a cold one and sitting down for 90 minutes of pure Plinkett KINO.
>>84400576
Its a failed youtuber gets jealous over successful ones episode.
>>84400756
So Jack can spam his company videos here, but when I do it you want to ban me?
>>84400576
This is lame. Go fuck yourself OP.
>>84400756
We know eachother anon? When was the last time I posted "a guy" video? Got a link?
>>84400935
it was uploaded in may lol
RLM is shit, but this is far worse.
>>84400576
why didnt you just review the movie with your own shtick instead of riding RLM's dick in an attempt to get Easy Views that you never ended up getting
>>84400576
Almost as that guy that gets so butthurt over cinemasins videos he has to "everything right with x" videos
>>84400576
>that JarJar Abrams comment from a month ago
So is JJA a supreme autist who is constantly looking for anti-Disney Wars/anti-RLM videos or is hackfraudmedia JJA's alt account?
>>84401059
Douchebag, first of all it's not my video, secondly it's a kind of parody to expose them at the same time
anyone got the pastebin with all links to the RLM patreon only videos
>>84401094
>all this hostility implying personal investment
>"It's not m-mine guys!"
>>84401094
>first of all it's not my video
>>84400576
>Oh my gosh you guys I loved Force Awakens. It was everything I ever dreamed of.
t. Mike Cucklasa
>>84401094
by declaring the intentions of the video you've outed yourself as the creator of the video
>>84401094
>first of all it's not my video
I don't believe you.
I don't find americans funny..
>>84400576
>over an hour of some prequelfag doing a really bad Plinkett impression
I would rather watch paint dry for two hours.
>>84401178
Hey OP, no amount of shitting on Mike will distract people from the fact that your video is pure AIDS.
>>84401200
You got me bastards. Please, thumbs up, like and suscribe
Bumping this funny video
>>84401094
>it's not my video
>only a few hundred views
You're not fooling anyone. If it's not yours then you're his buttbuddy
>>84401243
Not OP. Does it trigger you not everyone sucks RLM cock like you faggot?
>an hour long
No way in hell.
>>84400576
Nope
>A guy
Sure anon, sure.
>>84401340
>so mad he makes an hour + video about how triggered RLM made him
>calls others triggered
>>84400969
why don't you?
>>84401340
>Not OP
kek
>Does it trigger you not everyone sucks RLM cock like you faggot?
If anyone here is triggered it's you, OP. Over 60 minutes of shitting on Mike. That's some top tier rage.
Pathetic and desperate. Sad!
>>84400576
>Reviewing movie reviewers
This is real fucking bad
>>84400576
Now this is autism
>>84401094
stay out of out superior /tv/. stick to 4chan
everyday I find something on this site which makes me think I've never seen anything more pathetic, and never again will see something more pathetic, and yet I;m surprised every single time
>>84401416
>>84401452
>replying twice
On a scale of 1-10 how triggered are you?
>>84400789
>RLM ripped apart Rogue One so the "THEY'RE DISNEY SHILLS" accusation is certified bullshit.
It's simple.
Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.
Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.
This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.
It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).
The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
It's Mike Stoklasa.
This is really good.
fag posted the same thread on other chans
>>84401581
>replying twice
>implying those are me
Absolutely fuming
>>84401416
It's classic projection, where have we seen this before?
>all the ad hom attacks on OP rather than addressing any of his criticisms
DON'T INSULT MUH E-CELEB FRIENDS OR STAR WARS
>>84401673
>bitches about adhom attacks
>immediately uses strawman
Wew
>>84401634
>using mspaint when you're obvious samefagging is called out
Honestly sounds like you are triggered dude
>>84400576
I gave your video a chance because I agreed that the last Plinkett was disappointing, but then you spent several minutes critiquing how they did the studio logos.
>>84401673
>watching this video
>>84400576
i can't believe you made a 1 hour video about this you fucking loser
>>84401748
>literal equivalent of "No, you!"
S A L T Y
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>>84401773
Why comment then?
At least OP created something worthwhile
>>84401817
>salty
Reddit is here
>>84401673
/tv/ had a MASSIVE influx of redditors defending the new star wars garbage since TFA. I was hopping they were just bots and shills, but looks like it was the redditors.
>last time op posted "a guy's" RLM hate video he was eviscerated by all anons
>"Welp, everyone likes a sequel. I'll get 'em this time!"
Providence
>>84400576
fuck it ill watch it.
>>84401852
4chan as a whole is basically nothing but reddit these days m8. Where have you been?
>>84401673
This
>>84401849
>so mad he's reached the bottom of his buzzword-arsenal's barrel: the dreaded R word
Oh noes
I think the rich and pizza roll joke was funny. But I don't think I'll watch another 1:03:45
>>84401921
Salty is Reddit speak
>>84400990
So your argument is two wrongs make a right? Are you an actual child?
>>84401945
>words I don't like are exclusively Reddit when used against me
k
It's a good parody. Very well done. It's the review we should have got instead of the shitty last plinkett review we did get.
>>84401849
>At least OP created something worthwhile
The OP that certainly isn't you, and who definitely isn't the guy who made this video?
>>84402053
pathetic
Fag is shilling his video on 8___Chan also. >>84402053 is copied word for word on there.
>>84402053
It's time to stop posting.
>>84400576
Really enjoyed it OP, glad someone isn't afraid to call out RLM on their bullshit
>>84400576
BASED
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this thread made me feel good about myself, thanks OP
god your voice is really annoying OP
>>84400756
This is rich coming from a Reddit Leeter Plebbia fan.
>>84402323
>>84402325
>>84402342
OP pls
>>84402342
It's filling me with a sense of existencial dread, it's like a lynchean nightmare.
FULL DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
>>84402412
It's pretty funny how hard OP is trying. First he insisted he didn't make the video and now he's praising himself and shitting on RLM. Where the fuck are the mods when you need them?
>>84400576
I feel sad for you, OP. Try to do something by yourself, I´m sure you are a very capable anon.
>OP also posted on two to the power of three chan
Sad!
did any of you actually watch the video? it's actually really scrumptious & simply a delight. consider my TASTE buds revved and yumyum'd
OP made a lot of salient points. perhaps /tv/ has drowned in its own bile. the acid burned off the ol' retinas
will be spreading the vid around. 90% of this thread is a disney bot script
>>84402570
I think we broke OP's mind.
>>84400990
That's a bullshit excuse and you know it. RLM have thousands of fans so it's entirely possible that the fans are the ones who spam RLM threads. The video in the OP has less than 300 views so there's no doubt you made the video and you're desperately shilling it. You crave e-fame whereas RLM already have e-fame.
I'll make sure to keep on eye on your channel OP so I can dislike anything you make.
The RLM fanboy is pissed. I'll have to watch this.
>>84402570
this and its totally not my video you faggots
God damn, the autism in this thread. Fucking RLM, RLM fanboys and RLM antis. Fuck the lot of you.
>>84402375
Nice try fuck head
Haha OP that is such a GOOD video.
It is just amazing, full of quality. And such a small channel too! It is weird and unfair just how small this amazing channel is, meanwhile REDDITmemermedia is so big!!!!
Will make sure to rewatch this video weekly and show all my friends! Real life AND internet friends.
>>84400576
I enjoyed this. Brought up many points I conceived of myself concerning the degeneration of Plinkett/RLM and their praise of Episode "VII"
>reddit wars
get out
>>84400837
This
The fake Plinkett review bitches about the original video being an hour and way to long.
>Look down at the fake Plinkett videos running time
>It's over a fucking hours.
>Ooh
>watching a review of a review
no
>>84402868
>not even properly shopping the ( out
Not sure if bait or legit retarded. Here's a (You)
>>84400576
I actually think this is pretty damn good
>>84400576
bump
What if RLM is criticizing itself?
>>84400576
this guy is terrific
>>84402452
>Where the fuck are the mods
Laughing their asses off at sad cuck OP.
>>84403375
>Not sure if bait or legit retarded.
Its ajoke.
This video isn't that bad. Rough sure. But with all the criticism I was expecting much, much worse.
>>84400576
Is everyone except me on this board Spanish or does one Spanish start 90% of threads?
finally after all this years, a RLM butt-autism even greater than the Coca Cola Claw Fish
Well done OP, keep up the good work. Notice no RLM dick licker has responded to any criticism
>>84404320
thats french not spanish
>>84400576
Why did you have that background music through the whole thing? It is fucking annoying
>>84404607
oh but when Plinkuck does it it's epic right?
>>84401254
yes
>someone complains about Star Wars
>all they do is parrot RLM
He made some good points but fuck I hate when he mixes in his autistic headcanon from 20 years ago and faggots think it's "what Star Wars should have been".
>does a review on TFA
>still spends most of it whining about the prequels
>spends over 20 minutes of the review complaining about some clickbait article that no one's ever heard of
>>84400576
>some guy
Yeah, you. I don't even like RLM but that's just pathetic.
I disagree with your entire section about the studio logo being somehow important to the actual movie. Its a superficial element, it is just a fucking logo.
>>84401094
>Douchebag, first of all it's not my video,
lol
>secondly it's a kind of parody to expose them at the same time
Expose them as what? Two dumbasses that review capeshit? They never pretended to be anything else.
>>84401483
Only the first four minutes are "reviewing a review", then he transitions into an actual Plinkett-style review of The Force Awakens.
>>84400576
don't wanna watch your shitty video but anything that rustles the e-celeb audience here is great imo
good for you
It's amazing how bad TFA is yet how praised it is
>>84405011
RLM only became big by bashing the prequels
it was a good idea to continue this somehow
>>84400576
lmao being this salty over e-celebs.
>>84400576
I'm lmaoing at your life.
>>84400576
Wow OP! Your video is truly incredible! I have watched it and given it a "like" on the YouTube and suggest we all do that and share this video to our friends! This man is an intelligent and funny reviewer and much better than Reddit Letter Media!
Were those daft Transformers videos really that upsetting for some people? I can't remember seeing a fanbase have this kind of meltdown before, it's fucking mental.
>>84405756
unironically this
>>84405825
Should've seen the Gotfags reaction to Stannis dying off-screen. The autism was palpable
>>84400576
How dare you talk shit to /our guy/ like that. We'll shoot up a school for RLM! amirite bros?
You have transcended the Autism spectrum
>>84405866
Well that's different, he's obviously still alive...
>>84405571
>salty
Reddit is here
>>84400576
>plinkett is shit
>let me copy exactly its humor and style to criticize it
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to behave the same way as everyone else´s. By subjectifying the possible observations of the brain as facts.
>>84401603
it is pretty wild that Mike liked JW at all
>anon creates ACTUAL ORIGINAL CONTENT, and delivers the Plinkett review we've all been waiting for
>we troll and downvote his video for no reason
No. Fuck you.
>>84408173
>ORIGINAL CONTENT
>ripping off someone else
>>84405756
i agree desu
>>84408273
It's called satire, you fanboy.
it was pretty good review
>everyone in the comments is shitting on OP for shilling
>apparently OP even tried to shill on 4+4chan
>inb4 OP makes a bunch of accounts and makes positive comments on his own video
>>84400576
We all know it's you, Mike
I'd downvote this video if I wasn't afraid it would add to your view count and somehow validate you OP.
>>84400576
I watched like four minutes of that.
It wasn't funny at all. Pathetic effort, my man. I hope you didn't spend too long working on it because it's not very good
Sorry :(
>all these people spouting 4chan memes in the comment section
this place surely is reddit
>>84409958
It was alright.
>>84409958
i tried very hard on that ok its over an hour just give it a chance
>>84400576
pathetic weasel
>>84410066
>>84410100
t. OP
>>84410255
Oh, is RLM not liking this backlash? I guess they shouldn't have shit on their fans.
>>84410337
>shit on their fans
oh, I get where this is going. Didn't watch your video, OP but let me guess: a buttblasted prequelfag trying to refute the Plinkett's review with buzzwords and far fetched excuses.
>>84408173
hey OP
>>84400576
>being this mad
>>84410470
I'm not OP, but if you didn't watch the video you wouldn't know, would you ;)
>>84408173
>we
what are you, a nigger?
>rlm drones literally buttblasted
hahahaha fuck off with your redditor reviewers you pathetic cumstains. rlm is reddit incarnate and you dick sucking worshippers are the lowest denominator on this board and thats saying something
>>84410603
hello OP
>never seen rlm.
>not posting anti-rlm kino
https://youtu.be/3WSJm23niHk
>hack frauds
If you actually do dislike RLM and want to call them out, don't do so using the ironic jokey meme term they came up with themselves as a way to deflect criticism.
>>84400576
that Laura Jokinen on the comments liked your video bro! she's a real qt man ask her out!
>>84410690
I prefer this over RLM threads.
bump 1
>>84410680
>3,249 views after an entire year
>>84400576
this is bad
Holy fuck. This is the most pathetic thread I've seen on /tv/ in over a year, and that's saying something.
I hope this is all a big double false-flag for my own sanity.
>>84410995
I know, OP.
>>84410680
>bullying against star wars prequel fans
>>84411233
the FUCK is that thing in the back?
>>84411249
a younglingâ„¢
>>84400576
my god this is retarded lol
>>84411214
Stop talking to me, OP
>Nitpicks prequels to no end
>Refuses to slightly answer any of the huge plotholes and inconsistencies in TFA
why?
>>84411407
Because they're on Disney's payroll.
>>84400576
It's an inferior Plinkett review, but fuck it there's been so few videos the past 5 years that I'll give it a pass.
>>84401603
>Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
That's what makes an artist good
>>84411759
i thought some of the points he made were a lot better than what stolkasa could come up with honestly
>>84411407
he refuses to distance himself from sjw fans saying rey is not a good or realistic role model
>>84411820
what about their Rogue One review and the whole fanbase's chimpout?
>>84411905
missing the prequels with
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like it rhymes
>>84411999
meh no unicode
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>>84411890
that review was just as unsatisfying even more forgettable because he followed it up day later with the video about the comments
>>84412039
>forgettable
>>84411999
>prequels
>story
>>84412039
They knew they fucked up because anyone with a half a brain could point out the flaws in TFA, but they wanted RLM to point out the ones people would miss.
I, for one, waited years for them to do another Plinkett review. And they delivered Ring Theory. Ring Theory.
Would have let that slide, but they keep being fucking obnoxious about it to the people who buoyed them up. I don't want a Transformers 5 review. I get the joke. But don't release shit like that without giving a real review to some other movie people might actually watch.
Have any of you considered the fact that these e-celeb reviewers and even legitimate critics all know that most of these movies are dogshit, but tend to only occasionally drop a scathing review because their reviews are their meal ticket and if they just spammed WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, ALL THESE NEW MOVIES ARE DOGSHIT?! people would stop liking their reviews?
See: the butthurt generated by based Armond. I don't even agree with half the shit this curmudgeonly gay nigger says but the fact that most of his reviews are negative makes him reviled by everyone and I can respect that because the butthurt is hilarious. Maybe RLM really hates these bullshit movies but they don't want to be Armond White. Maybe other critics feel this way. So it causes a vicious cycle, the movies are trash but critics can't say it, so trash movies are encouraged and more keep being created.
Just watched the whole video. Pretty fantastic stuff and way better than RLM's review.
>>84412039
>one of their best reviews
>unsatisfaying
also the other videos were made just because all the crying in the comment section.
This is 100% the koloclawfish autist, or I'll eat my RLM branded hat.
>>84412183
That's not true though. They've given good reviews to movies they liked.
What they are doing now is being dogshit on purpose without providing any real content on the side.
They make money. They are well funded. This isn't ten years ago.
>>84412216
Is that the autist who gets triggered by the Rogue Squadron cover?
>>84412216
Never mentions the prequels.
>>84412217
how does any of that contradict what I said
>>84400576
>1:04:45
Who are you people?!
LMAO all you RLM autists getting triggered
I thought it was pretty good
I only have one problem with this review and it's a nitpick
He said Kylo was more powerful then Vader, when in the movie it's outright stated that he's vastly inferior to Vader
>>84400576
Good shit, man.
>>84412208
>>84412268
Thank you for all your support, guys!
>>84412245
What you said is nonsensical. Considering the heat they got, maybe they should have gone Armond White.
>>84412268
He said Kylo was quite possibly more powerful than Vader. TFA is so inconsistent with its characterization though. At the beginning of the movie Kylo freezes a blaster shot in midair and at the end of the movie he gets easily beaten by a Mary Sue with no training.
>>84412333
>At the beginning of the movie Kylo freezes a blaster shot in midair
Who says Vader can't?
>and at the end of the movie he gets easily beaten by a Mary Sue with no training.
He got shot in the gut you nigger
>>84412333
Well yeah, she's a Mary Sue. Training is irrelevant.
>>84412355
>Who says Vader can't?
Vader never displayed that ability, only the ability to absorb blaster shots with his gloves.
>He got shot in the gut you nigger
A shot that he could have frozen in midair without seeing it fired, just like what he did at the beginning of the film. His abilities are inconsistent.
>>84410729
I don't like this pepe image
>>84412390
In Rogue One Vader appeared to have pushed blasts back at the rebels firing at him
>>84412390
>Vader never displayed that ability, only the ability to absorb blaster shots with his gloves.
Unlike Kylo, Vader has no need to show off. He uses what's most effective.
>A shot that he could have frozen in midair without seeing it fired,
He was a little distracted there to say the least.
>>84405870
Is that fucking Johnny Five Aces?
>>84412436
OK, but that came out a year after TFA. I'm using the context of TFA only having the other six films to draw from when it was being filmed.
>>84412478
>Unlike Kylo, Vader has no need to show off. He uses what's most effective.
This is true. Vader isn't the impulsive and mentally unstable idiot that Anakin was in the prequels. Kylo however, is.
>He was a little distracted there to say the least.
He was a little distracted at the start of the movie as well.
>>84412576
>He was a little distracted at the start of the movie as well.
I must have missed the part where he was distraught over killing a family member in the start of the movie.
>>84400576
(((youtube celebs)))
the absolute state of nu-/tv/
>This thread
>>84412612
He killed an old man he knew very well, possibly an uncle or other father figure that was there when Han wasn't. The old man wasn't really given any characterization other than he knew Kylo Ren when he was still Ben Solo.
>>84412677
Kylo clearly didn't really care much about him.
>spends 20 minutes about the Fox logo
JESUS CHRIST
Honestly TFA was the only movie I have ever seen where the bad guy was the major underdog during the final battle
>>84412755
Which makes it odd that he felt so distraught during the final battle. If he has no problems killing an old man he knew extremely well as Ben, why would he feel distraught over killing his own father, an old man he knew extremely well as Ben?
>>84412852
I don't wanna know your relationship to your father.
>>84401094
>first of all, it's not my video, and secondly it's WASTED on you people god I should have known you plebs would never get it
>ITT: Bullying