What's next for his career?

>>84398831
Twins remake with Jonah Hill

Indigestion

he's an avid redditor

1 man vs 1 sub

Probably death. Freaks tend to have short lifespans.

>>84398831
Is his left leg thinner than the right leg?

>>84398831
He's like the holy grail of midget tossing.

Finishing dat sammwich.

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A career-boosting cameo in a Quentin Tarantino movie, if he's lucky.
>>84398831

>>84398831

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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>>84398831
That sub is almost as long as he is

Could even Jonah hill consume a sub that proportion to his body size in one sitting?

Someone post the video

>>84399171
i know i probably could in one hour or so, eating in turns
this little guy must have a grown ass man stomach

>>84398831
of all the foods you could choose to eat in public

you can't seriously tell me he doesn't realise how it looks

or is he patrician for just not caring

>>84399171
his intestinal tract is shorter so maybe he digests less efficiently than a normal person?

>>84398912
this is the right answer. hes also an alcoholic

>>84399267
I think if you look like he does you stop caring about what people think pretty early on

Posting on Reddit (only Redditors will get this reference)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6336814/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_15

listed as Vern Troyer Sex Tape (short)

>>84399307
How much do you think it takes? 1 beer a day? Little shit probably gets drunk when he uses mouthwash. Awesome sextape tho

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>>84398831
Austin Powers 4: I wish I was Dead

How often do you think he gets laid? Does he have more sex than you?

>Why didn't he just arm fuck his girlfriend?

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>>84399566
>How often do you think he gets laid?
He has a sex tape so he's at least gotten laid once
>Does he have more sex than you?
So yes

I'm torn between midget wrestling and being fed to lions

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He's already dead guys. Assisted suicide 2 weeks ago. Sulfuric acid is a nasty way to go, but he insisted. At least he live streamed it. An entertainer to the end. RIP little guy

>>84399684
ah-bloo-bloo

>>84399795
I'm just answering the man's question, ok pal?

>>84398831
He might play Tyrion in the remake

>>84399566
>How often do you think he gets laid? Does he have more sex than you?

If he's not then he's doing something wrong. Disabilities are fucking gold mines for pussy.

A Star Wars creature?

>>84398831

running barter town

>>84398831
BAH GOD PEBBLE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

>>84399481
So fucking comical. It's like the equivalent of a normal person trying to drag a frozen deer into the house.

https://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape

>>84399767

Aww cute. He's using an Oreo cookie to bite down on, so he doesn't swallow his tongue.

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>>84399412
Vern Troyer Sex Tape (short)
>(short)

>>84399912
I lol'ed

>>84398831
What career

>>84399566
He hires whores

>>84399019
Which was immediately undone by Ghost of Mars.

>>84398831
They didn't even cut it in half. What kinda shitty Subway is he eating at?

Also, how tall is he? Looked like about 5'9".

>>84398831
is that a shop? why the fuck would he order a footlong?

>>84399566
He has a sex video

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>>84398831
>mfw watching his sex tape

>>84398831

god I fucking hate verne's shitposts. All he does now is post shitpost after shitpost on reddit.

>>84398831
A 6.8" dump

>>84398831
how the fuck does this even fit

>>84399829
shut the fuck up faggot.

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>>84399952

>>84398831
Auto erotic asphyxiation