ITT: Write the next Suicide Squad

>>84395366
it ends after 1 milisecond

>>84395366
everyone commits suicide, including everyone in the audience

>>84395417
hired

>>84395366
Margot Robbie eats the entire Taco Bell menu and then sits on some guy's face for 95 minutes

that guy is me btw

It's a badly filmed theater rip of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 with hardcoded korean subtitles

The joker sets out to bake a pie so big that the entire justice league combined couldn't finish it all

>>84395366
>begins right where it ends
>Harley Quin is found dead in a dumpster
>Everyone ignores this and the plot continues
>new members are Killer Frost, King Shark, and Bronze Tiger
>It's actually a good movie
>the end

Movie starts saying

Jared Leto, Cara Delevinge and Margot Robbie all died 5 years ago

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>"we're not just the heroes
>some kind of suicide squad, too"

>>84395456
Kickstart it.

>>84395366

Basically it's more grounded, set after Deathstroke is captured by Batman. Main villain is Bane and his militia, set in middle east where Banes militia are hired to help the resistance. Harley returns to the squad after GCS. Dynamic is the remaining Suicide Squad are forced to work with Slade Wilson, who is designated the leader, and there's a lot of tension with Deadshot that resolves at the start end. Deadshot is released from the Squad at the end, leaving Slade as the leader. The big twist is, shock, the resistance are the good guys and the government are the bad guys, leaving the Squad to go rogue and fight alongside Bane to take down some superpowered government leader. Post credit scene shows the Squad no longer working for the government and taking a contract from, as a way of tying in to the rest of the DCEU, Lex Luthor.

More in line with the tone of, say, Wonder Woman. By showing war up front and shit.

It'll be 35% on RT

Harley Quinn shows her pusy

>>84395524
along with Harley Quinn goes my attention to this movie
i just wanted to see some thicc clown ass

The Joker decides he wants to become both Pepe and Wojak. He spends the whole movie shitting on himself.

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The Joker falls in love with Harley Quinn.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>84395456
Would watch. R8 8/8 m8