What is the secret to his hair?

>>84392897
Sleeps upside down.

Genetics

Good pomade

Dat perfect non-receding hairline. Dat absolute lack of DHT production. Dat hairstyle.
Why even bother living?

>smokes profusely
>diet consists of pancakes, coffee, milkshakes, and cigarettes
>looks like a kino god

health fags btfo. go chew on your celery sticks you dumb fucks you'll be dead by 50 anyway

At least he has brown teeth.

>>84392897
A bondless, creative mind underneath.

good genetics, pomade

his hair is wavy so it looks cool. straight hair, curly hair, and baldlets need not apply

>>84393237
Meanwhile he's banged Isabella Rosselini, all of the TP chicks, and Lord knows how many other hot chicks along the way.

keenwah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11p0y9z1XOU

>>84393289
>tfw non-balding genetics inherited from my grampa
>completely straight hair

I have to style the fuck out of it but I can make it work senpai

>>84393183
health fags are gay but strength fags are based. nothing feels better than feeling physically powerful. people whine on me for eating lots of meat and eggs but they dont know the feeling of lifting some heavy-ass weights

Semen

>>84393395
Great Mongo, now return to your bridge.

>>84393395
Ok fine, but we're not living in caveman times anymore.

Even back then I'm sure the guy who painted those sick ass horses on the cave walls got more juicy pusy than the meathead that had to be the first to go in caves cuz of '''''''''''''''bravery'''''''''''''''''

>>84393523
based pusy poster

>>84393557
Damn right I'm based

go into the arts with a good haircut, don't be overweight and all your r9k ills will vanish. Easier to get some chick's pusy grool in your mouth than counting to 3

>tfw fair, fine blond hair that gets fucked by the wind every single time
>literally no product seems to agree with my hair at all

anyone similar and has found a miracle product that will fix this shit

wind just reks my shit, I wish I had thick black heavy hair instead of this blond shit

>>84393751
I have brown straight hair, just recently cut it off after ten years of having long hair, and I don't know, there's more care and products then before, best thing is pomade and matt paste, but it gets screwed up over the day so I always have a comb with me.

>>84392897
The secret is quinoa (KINO-A)
https://youtu.be/uSP-ewdJYJc

>>84392897
Garmonbozia

no shampoo bro

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>>84393523
girls don't give a fuck about strong
most girls would pick left over right anyday

but right is ten times stronger and that feeling alone is probably worth it. nigga could squeeze left man to death with his bare hands

>>84394421
>fit vs strong
More like strong vs gross mongoloid
Best body type is Jesus on a cross

>>84393182

tfw anti-Lynch Lynch fan

Gargombozia.

>>84393523
if you're looking for pus then a good face will beat anything

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>>84392897

The secret to every man with beautiful hair..

>>84396707
hahahahahahahahahaha

no

>>84396744
what else

>>84396908
It is when you're in a high school, but when you're older other things come first.

>>84393395
I'm not trained at all, but having a little experience in mma from my time in the cadets, I can say that nothing would feel better than besting some meathead in a fight because you're technically superior

>>84397062
it sure isn't your posting

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It's not fucking fair that this 71 year old man has a better hairline than me and I'm only 19.

>>84397062
not really

>>84400185
Face of Adonis won't help you if you are scrawny little shit.

>>84399790
>tfw started balding before 20

>>84402369
How do you realize you're balding?

>>84392897
for every perfect feature, there must be a compromise. listen to the man speak

>>84393523
Shitty cringy pusy poster

>>84402515
Yeah. He looks like he's British and then he starts yapping in redneck.

>>84402459
You have less hair.

>>84393329
this is true quino

>>84399790
>>84402369


Have you used anti-acne medication?

>>84402804
But where? Does it fall off by handful?

>>84393312
including his daughter.

t.treemidget69

>>84403146
>anti-acne medication
Does it make your hair fall off?

>>84392897
avocados - asked him when i was in cannes

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>>84392897
mud

>>84392897
No Poo.
Not the POO as in POO IN THE LOO ok OP.

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>>84404998
correct

>>84404083

I think that accutaine was pulled from the market for premature hair loss.

I always had a shitty hairline, but it probably sped up the process. It did level out and when I came to terms with it, it ok... I sort of keep it Statham styled.

>>84393183
It's called estrogen

>>84405188
Fuck, are you serious?

The men in my family are pretty much all bald before 30, and I had obscenely bad acne as a teen. When will the shit genetics stop fucking us over?