A Bad Mom's Christmas

Did anyone even watch the first

why the fuck does this get a sequel?

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>Watching movie with family
>Sex scene comes up


Name the movie

>>84391428
Unfortunately, yes

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=untitledlucasmoore.htm

$113,000,000 domestic, $70,000,000 foreign on an $20,000,000 budget

in b4 300 post argument about circumcision

>>84391489
Team America: World Police
(unironically)

>>84391410

Should I watch this as a man with a CFNM fetish?

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this is a "bad women" movie done well

That actor is so handsome it's annoying I can't watch him

>>84391693
faggot

>>84391496
Holy fucking shit

>>84391673
I want nudes of all of them now

>>84391410
They made another one?!

>>84391496
Christ, there will definitely be more after this one then.

>>84391489
Taboo 2

I enjoyed the first one. Watched it with my burger gf and afterwards made it clear that our son wouldn't be circumcised.

>why?
>because we're not jews honey

>>84392137
What country are you from?
pls be white

>>84391496
>it made more money in the US than elsewhere
This is a first

>>84392183
Germany
I am white. Not "new german" white either. Ill be in Burgerland next week

>>84392194
It's the norm for Hollywood comedies.

Only the big, CGI action blockbusters end up making more on the foreign market.

>>84392137
I would have asked, "why WOULD you?"

>>84391410
absolutely degenerate pass

>>84391428
Literally every "hip" mother went to see it. Which was the plan from day one. Then they went home and wrote a blog post on Facebook about how relatable it was. I'm more surprised they didn't just shoot both movies at the same time

>>84391428

I did.

Pretty fun movie and Bell was cute, as she usually is

>>84391562

whta the fuck is CFNM fetish?

>>84391489
the room

>>84391693
Who is he?

>>84392534
Clothed Female Naked Male

It's for men into degradation, masochism, and CBT (cock and ball torture)

>>84391410
Why is she giving a prostate massage?

>>84392534
Only the most disgusting degenerate fetish there is. Clothed female nude male

>>84392569
Because Hollywood is trying to make all men gay.

See: Friends with Benefits, Top Five, Sisters, etc.

>>84391489
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Watched with my dad. And he's the one who recommended the movie. Good movie though.

>>84391410
implying massages aren't the best gifts you can get??

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>>84392591
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>84392568
>>84392582

thank you

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>>84392194

o rly foreign pleb

>>84392641

Especially since Kiki (Bell's character) fantasized about getting foot massages in the first movie.

>>84392591
Why would Hollywood want to make the world a better place like that?

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>>84392566
Justin Hartley he's in This Is Us

>>84391489
Just Friends

>>84391410
fuck Kunis, marry Bell, kill whoever that 3rd bitch is

>>84392651
That's pretty evenly split usually it's like 80-20

>>84392568
>>84392582
I'm into it a bit, I just think ruining her clothes with my jizz is hot. I'm not into ball torture or degrading myself you presumptuous cunt.

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>>84392697

for shit movies that retarded foreign plebs watch

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>>84392728

and I already know foreign plebs are ready to say

>but those movies are old!!

and i gotchu

>>84392672
Thank anon, he does look quite handsome. Wish there were pictures of his butt.

>>84391410
Degenerate

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>>84391410
>be an apparently happily married, attractive woman with kids living in a nice house and an active social life with close friends
>omg I can't believe I have to do all this shopping, decorating, and cooking my life is so harddddd
>I'm gonna rebel by drinking a lot, woo I'm drunk look at how cool and wacky I am

>>84392651
>>84392728

1 billion vs 500 million, will marvel cucks ever recover?

>>84391410
I immediately pick a thing to be upset about... Women basically cruise through life with free booze, dancing and fucking whomever until they are like 35 and they complain that later on it's a little unfair to them?
Why do I immediately antagonize women bros?

>>84391428

Instead of watching the 2016 election coverage, my wife and I watched this On Demand.

She watched it for the jokes, I watched it for the nudity/piss scene, overall a good decision to watch.

>>84392784
Based Billy Bob

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>>84392872
>nudity/piss scene
Explain

>>84392728
Yeah well Bad Moms was a shit movie that was I'm surprised

>>84392872

just saw the scene where mila kunis husband is masturbating to some camwhore

bitch has a fucked up face but body looks nice

and I see that she's with a different guy in this new one so did that guy come in at the end of the first movie?

>>84391410
Women are already complete human trash slutbags, why are movies reinforcing them?

t. non-married losers

>>84392785
Age of Quiptron made 1.1 billion you dolt

>>84393009

Early scene in the movie: Mila's husband is caught cybering with a woman who has a gigantic bush (which is apparently part of the joke).

Later on, a different mom is caught pissing behind a car from under her skirt.

Fortunately for me both of these things are my fetish.

>>84391489
Lost Highway

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>>84391410
>Mila Kunis
dropped

>start trailer
>it's a Christmas movie
>IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME starts playing
they can't keep getting away with this

>>84391410
jews really do hate christmas right? When did we last see a comfy Christmas movie about a white family having a good time or learning a lesson? Something with an actual christian message

Kathryn Hnnng

>>84391489
>watching movies with the family

>>84394103
Literally never.

>>84392568
it's a clothing fetish you retard

>>84391489
Requiem for a Dream

>>84394241
That's not what CFNM porn tells me.
tfw this was my fetish for about a month before i realized how pathetic it was

>>84391410
Cool

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>>84394103
>Something with an actual christian message
>being this much of a brainlet
i seroly hepu gus don ot dedis

>>84394103
>Something with an actual christian message
It's the current year

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>>84394330
y this pepe squish?

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Remember when films used to respect decency and traditional christian values?
I used to think Bill O'Reilly was crazy, but now he is right. This is literally a war on Christmas and the values within it.

>>84394476
he had an accident at his previous place of work where 90% of his skull and brain were squished, so now he's living as a NEET on a full disability ride with his ultra-religious evangelical parents

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>>84394527
tfw Anna casually admitted she's into prolapse porn in Happy Christmas

>>84392194
That's why we need the chinese market to take over

>>84392561
Underrated

>>84394085
THIS.

worst part of the movie just friends as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mMQ3F_jt4U

>>84394678
it's literally the it ain't me of christmas movies

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>>84394604

>>84394604
I love my MacBook, but I also love my MacBook Pro because it has the word Pro on it, short for pRoLaPsE~

>>84395065
>>>/r/dankmemes

>>84391410
ITT: This movie wasn't intended for my demographic but I'm still gonna shit on it because it doesn't pander to me.

>>84395140
I've been to Greece

>>84394604

what's the actual quote?

>>84391673
nothing was done well about this film

i wanted to like it but it was shit

>>84395192
As in all Swanberg films, all dialogue is improvised.
There's one scene near the end where she and her girlfriends are talking, someone says the word "rosebud" and then out of nowhere Anna says something like, "you know that's like another word for an asshole, a 'rosebud,' idk that's like what they call it in porn or something"

>complaining about lack of christian values when the media already used (((santa))) co-opted christmas with commercialism years ago.

>>84391410
Mila Kunis is still alive? Haven't heard from this bitch in years

>>84395425
that's not the same as saying you're into it. holy hell, you are retarded.

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>>84391489

>>84391489
Deliverance

>>84392194
Not for movies about white trash women acting like sluts. The US is the biggest market for that (I'd say pretty much the only one).

>>84391496
I'm more amazed at the fact that something like this costs 20mil dollars

>>84391468

Because we have countless single mothers that miss feeling like they did before they had kids; Desired sluts. Yet they forgot how worthless they felt when they were desired slut.

The grass is always greener.

>>84392784

This is why one must find hobbies. Who the fuck misses binge drinking when you get older? It's more fucking trouble than doing chores!

>>84392568
Who says you can`t learn on 4chan

>>84392568
atlast i know what it means

>American """""""""humor"""""""""

wew

>>84396449
Sluts make the world go round though. Your mother is literally saving humanity. :)

>>84391489
Dead or alive

>>84397365
I have never been told this but is it pronounced "woo" or "weeeww"?

>>84391410
why do "bad girls" movies only revolve around the lead female character taking endless amount of cock ?

why do women think they're so fucking hard done by

yes, the man works all year and makes all the money. surprisingly enough at christmas, he wants to have one day of doing what you do for the rest of the fucking year

>>84397620
>He doesn't know how to pronounce wew.
Wew

>>84398249
>guh all women are evil because no one wants to fuck me!
Lmao what's her name sweetie?

>>84398249
Oh sweet summer child.

>>84394527
Movies can't be raunchy anymore?

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>>84398862
Nein

>>84394527
>respect decency and traditional christian values
is just sharia law with extra steps

>>84394527
m8 Christmas has been dead for decades. It's been secularized and reduced to nothing but a marketing gimmick.

>>84391489
Watchmen

>>84391489
The Skin I Live In

>>84395228
it wasn't my kind of humor but i thought it presented common flaws that women had well enough without coming out as tryhard or sexist

>>84392615

I know this feel.

>This oughta been a fun little movie. Mom sure loves mysteries!
>Rape scene involving anal licking

>>84399499
only for degenerates who cant believe real genuine good people exist.

I could say the same you just said about SJWism and the nigger oppression industry liberals and shit skins are worshiping a something that is dead because they get free shit

>>84400446
Good point, you can say the same about liberalism in general it has become tokenism and a literal commercial culture you buy.

>>84394103
>When did we last see a comfy Christmas movie about a white family having a good time or learning a lesson?

Those come out in the bucket load at the end of the year, you just don,t hear of them because their generic soulless cash-in trash