/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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Trent Rez is such a pleb filter

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Got a light?

Now and then, something comes along and gets really popular for a short time. Stuff like Tomagotchi Pets, Furby, Tickle Me Elmo, etc. During their heyday, people act like these things are AMAZING and they suddenly can't live without them. Then someday, inevitably, we look back and think, "What a joke." That is exactly what we are going to think about this season of Twin Peaks. People waited almost 30 years for this shit? What a joke. You people are fools.

A lovely turn of phrase.

WOW BOB WOW

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Can't trick the Dick.

>>84387194
that's what they said about pokemon

>>84387201
my dharma is /tpg/. your dharma...

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>>84387218

>>84387177
I feel like this video, lyrics included are canon. (directed by david lynch)

https://youtu.be/1RN6pT3zL44

>>84387218
how was he not gay? i just don't get it

>>84387194
>TP s3
>popular

lol

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>>84387238
[Camera shaking intensifies]

people on amazon reviewing the book are saying there's a lot of pictures and they're not that visible on an e-reader. i wanted to read the book on my kindle
is this true?

>>84387239
le effete cultured british man

they always come across as gay to Americans because masculinity there is equated with being a dumb slob

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>>84387238
The throat is deep and the mouth is wide
Saw some things on the other side
Made me promise to never tell
But you know me, I can't help myself
Now I've got something you have to see
They put something inside of me
The smile is red and its eyes are black
I don't think I'll be coming back
I don't believe it
I had to see it
I came back haunted
I came back haunted
I said goodbye but I
I had to try
I came back haunted
C-C-C-came back haunted
Everywhere now reminding me
I am not who I used to be
I'm afraid this has just begun
Consequences for what I've done, yeah
I don't believe it
I had to see it
I came back, I came back haunted
C-C-C-came back haunted
I said goodbye but I
I had to try
I came back, I came back haunted

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:c

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This is the water,

And this is the well.

Drink full,

And descend.

The horse is the white of the eyes,

And dark within.

Repeat or your mother dies in her sleep.

>>84387194
What are you even doing here?

[ spooky atmospheric music ]

>>84387238
>seizure warning

definite sign of incoming kino

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>>84387218
>>84387234
so fucking suave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjWXfh-3bro

>>84387350
What's Lynch's obsession with Abe Lincoln?

jeffriesposting, where did you go?

>>84387177
As in anyone who likes him is a pleb? Agreed.

>>84387398
Oh the shitposts, it come out of my ass

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>>84387350

>>84387398
we're not going to talk about jeffries

>>84387177
He really is. I'll never get over all the embarrassing emo twinks but in the early 00s who thought nin was the most underground shit they'd ever heard.

Wait... no, don't tell me you're actually saying trent reznor is good, are You? We can't possibly have gone full circle could we? fucking lol!

>>84387311
I've read it on a kindle and if you must do it, try to get a pdf, because you WILL need to zoom some of the pictures and shit.

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Little Nicky is behind everything.

>>84387436
>trent reznor is good
writes top tier film scores desu senpai

>>84387428
WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE?

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>>84387177
>Trent Rez is such a pleb filter
indeed he is anon. indeed he is.

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>>84387436
>Wait... no, don't tell me you're actually saying trent reznor is good, are You? We can't possibly have gone full circle could we? fucking lol!

Why do you type like such a fag? Just get your point across like a normal poster.

>>84387436
Imagine thinking NIN were cool when Thirwell was doing it all better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaCddFHubrg

>>84387418
>>84387436
Not that anon, but if you kids don't trust in david what the HECK are you doing here? Reznor is a great talent, still. His production especially. Carrying the torch from Numan.

https://youtu.be/6qlUFKFHNIU

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look what you did /tv/
you made me start reading an actual fucking book
i already know it's gonna be bs tho

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>>84387177
>52 years old

>>84387468
>that qt in the top left

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>>84387498
You're welcome

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>>84387471
Because I do want I want faggatron
Also this is my actual cat

>>84387468
What is this meant to convey? People being social and happy? Noooo

>>84387525
don't get happy frostie, i didn't pay for it

>>84387498
desu, it was a cozy read, especially if you like government conspiracies, "aliens" and cameos from the show.

>>84387525
thought that was Chevy Chase from the thumbnail

>>84387488
The choice of the guest artists really hasn't been of any concern to me.

All the concert scenes are just filler, just this time they used shitty industrial instead of shitty dreampop. Never got into NiN and never will. If I'm going to listen to edgy music for 13 year olds I'd much rather listen to RATM

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>>84387546
What did you fucking say?

>>84387585
d-DRUMPF!

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>>84387498

>Reading the ebook version when it's designed like a dossier and benefits massively from being crisp and full colour

>>84387566
>edgy music for 13 year olds

It's odd that you think that, says more about you man.

Are the NINIDF spirits who feed on shitty derivative muzak? These threads indicate YES

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jesus christ frost

>>84387619
yeah no i'm not paying for this shit
that is, if i could. i'm from iran, amazon doesn't deliver here

>>84387636
Please don't tell me you think NiN's music is actually for adults. It's about as much for adults as fucking Linkin Park.

>>84387619
free beats $$$ errytime

OFFICIAL TWIN PEAKS SEASON 3 CONCERT SCENES POWER RANKINGS

1. Chromatics
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Trouble
4. Sharon Van Etten

9001. Au Revoir Simone
9002. The Cactus Blossoms

>>84387660
middle east /tpg/ we outchea

>>84387686
were u from habibi?

>>84387662
cosign. the presence of NINnies in /tpg/ is sick & sad

>>84387660
>i'm from iran
Is Twin Peaks evem legal there

This is the most dreadful confusing piece of work I have ever watched.....or tried to watch. Every scene confuses me, every scene does not make reference to anything else, every scene is jumbled rubbish NOT to mention any scene within the red curtains.

OMG, when it goes there I fast forward. Is the writer on drugs? is he/she delusional? I would ask for someone to explain but I doubt I would ever 'get it'....you finally lost me at Season 3 episode 5....no more for me....it is doing my head in. You should have stopped halfway through season 2 once we found out who killed Laura.....after that it went down hill and evolved into absolute trash and pure rubbish....OMG I will never get those red curtains out of my head......I NOW HATE RED! Is that what you wanted?...well it worked.....idiots!!!!!

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WHERE'S BING?

>>84387706
>cosign
never reply to one of my posts again

>>84387712
>you finally lost me at Season 3 episode 5
hhmmmmmm

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>ywn you had enough of all the conspiracy bs in the world
>comfy twin peaks is starting again
>read book, everything is illuminati and freemason

>>84387711
no, there are only two series that are officially banned by the government. one is twin peaks, the other, golden girls.
i like to live outside the law tho

>>84387711
viewing shows that dissect the Great Satan is mandatory here

>>84387680
1. Trouble
2. Chromatics
3. The Cactus Blossoms
4. Sharon Van Etten

9001. Au Revoir Simone
9002. The Nine Inch Nails

Rhonda best girl

>>84387754
based rhonda poaster

>>84387744
>golden girls
Fuck that.

>>84387194
Sweet, sweet creamed corn.

can someone post red room webms?

namely from episode 3 but any will do

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>84387728
wtf I love NIN now

>>84387774
we throw secret illegal underground golden girls viewing parties and then act out the scenes while wearing grandma drag.

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the book is really pretty, desu. didn't even know there was a twin peaks book when I bought it months ago, my cuntry (estonia) doesn't really have shit like this.

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>>84387785
>wouldn't you?
>mfw i actaully would

>>84387787
post pics

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>>84387810

>>84387820
hnnngh

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>>84387153
Anyone else still just giddy like a school girl about all this? We actually got Twin Peaks back. With Frost and Lynch and most if not all the surviving old gang. And it not only lived up to the hype but surpassed it. It's actually good.

This is all actually happening

>haahaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa

>>84387842
Shut up, no one likes this

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>mfw we get the freshest memes every. single. episode.
How does Lynch do it bros?

are there any tp podcasts not made by cunts?
I made it 5 minutes into Fire Talk With Me before I smashed my pc & killedself

>>84387842
>With Frost and Lynch
i wish we didn't
lynch alone would have sufficed

>>84387350
This is the water,

And this is the well.

Drink full,

And descend.

The horse is the white of the eyes,

And dark within.

Repeat or your mother dies in her sleep.

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>>84387842
happening

>>84387842
Too much filler. Why so many episodes, senpai?

>>84387880
>Are there any tp podcasts not made by cunts
No, "deep" stuff like Lynch attracts the faux-geek crowd like flies to honey. Anyone with a video longer than 20 minutes is basically going to make you want to ask everyone "Gotta light?"

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>watching Twin Peaks with gf
>like it a lot and gf is very quiet too
>"Anon.. I don't really like this. Can we watch something else?
>mfw
should I just dump the dumb whore?

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>>84387923
yes
Lynch>any cunt

>>84387923
Nah, women are not for companionship anyway, that's what bros are for. Stop falling for Disney memes.

>>84387883
>muh auteur theory
Yet Lynch couldn't have made tp without him to ground his ideas in a narrative

>>84387662
Did you get bullied by a kid in a NIN shirt or something? Were you spooked by their videos? It's pretty accessible, progressive, electronic, metal, not very edgy. Your 'adult' thing is some odd sort of projection too. Anyway, this is tangential, so whatever.

It's unlike anything you can see these days on the telly. But not in a good way. It's one thing to do an old-fashioned show, or homage maybe - it's quite another to do something completely anti-modern. Each scene takes years to unfold and it's by design. The long, still shots of nothing really happening, the actors standing awkwardly and staring blankly into the distance, the inane dialogue where every word is uttered like it has some utmost hidden significance... It's not how I remember "Twin Peaks". There used to be humour and suspense in there, too. And liveliness.

The hipsters of course will eat it up. Particularly the fans of David Lynch. The smug, masochistic bunch who think adoring the self-important experimentalist, that is the writer and director of this glut, gives them a pass to some kind of intellectual heaven. I don't know how many of them are there left, though, it's the 21st century after all. Nevertheless, they're likely to relish the idiotic lines of dialogue and cheesy special effects in which they'll inevitably find some "clues" they're supposed to pick up on and collect towards the series' finale, where there will undoubtedly be some big cathartic resolution of a grand paranormal riddle that is the plot of this series. Seeing that the original series didn't end with a resolution but with a cliffhanger, I don't see any reason things should be any different here. Resolving things is not in the interest of charlatans like Lynch. There's no sense of mystery and profundity in it. Nor money. Sense of mystery and profundity often equals money. Religions know that.

Anyway, all in - fair warned, you could have already seen where this was going with the abysmal "Fire Walk With Me" feature film. Better off popping the old episodes into the VCR and forget this "third" season ever happened. If you're a hipster, though, do continue to watch. I like it when hipsters get disappointed. A disappointed hipster a day keeps the doctor away

>>84387785
These words sound queer and funny to my ear.

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>>84387752
>doot doot
>doot doot do doot
>DOOT

>>84387791
did you order the book? fellow estonian here

>>84387959
>telly
stopped reading right there

>>84387938
he's too beautiful, we have to clone him /tpg/ ;_;

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>>84387959

Am I a hipster doofus?

Or are you just a mad virgin?

>>84387979
good cuz it gets much worse

>>84387923
no. that's actually the normal response. yeah we like it but try this shit on 20 girls, and 18 of them will have the same response. the remaining 2 are likely into fisting

>>84387308
I don't enjoy the over the top gore this season

>>84387987
does he have kids? if so pics

>>84387979
Britain was a mistake

>>84387880
Reminds me of the time I tried listening to a video game podcast and had to turn it off after 15 minutes because the hosts only made bad Trump jokes the entire time.

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>>84387784
cmon guys please
i'm calling for help

>>84387955
I don't know about that but Lynch obviously enjoys working with other people and grasping their ideas with joy so I'm willing to get FROSTED.

>>84387979

This. Bongsters should be purged from 4chan

>>84388030
podcasts were a mistake
they're actually hard to do but because how easy it is everyone thinks they should make one

>>84387153
The new season is really great bit I feel...depressed about it. Specifically, it's really depressing knowing that it isn't even getting half a million viewers atm :/.

I totally expect expected the new season being polarizing but I just wish more people were going on this journey this time around. Oh well. Still really good and happy to see Lynch back to work.

>>84387976
ei. ma ei tea kas see teistes linnades ka on, aga Tallinna Rahvaraamatus müüdi seda ingliskeelsete raamatute all. ma täitsa juhuslikult leidsin selle, ostsin kohe ära, kartsin et hiljem enam ei ole lel. aga kui viimati käisin, siis oli veel olemas. mingi ~20 eurtsi oli.

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>>84387923
>"I'm going to watch this with or without you. If you insist on watching with me, don't you dare fucking make a sound or look at your phone"
problem solved.

>>84388055
people don't watch live television anymore. those ratings are meaningless.

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>>84387959
>Sense of mystery and profundity often equals money. Religions know that.

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>>84387959

>>84388055

The Nielsen rating system doesn't work for streaming shows, it only works for old school cable sitcoms. There isn't a good metric for how to determine viewership for a streaming based show yet.

>>84387680
0. Penderecki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3BlFZWJNA

>>84387923
tie her up & gag her, its what Lynch is very obviously into

>>84388026
4 kids.
first daughter is a mess
first son is I think okay, but I haven't seen a pic recently (name is Austin, he was in season 2 of TP btw)
second son is edgy and posted his dick on twitter. his pic gets posted here every one and a while. google Riley Lynch (he was a musical act in episode 5 I think?)
youngest daughter is under the age of 5 or something.

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>1
>1
>9

>>84388105
this. then bring call her dad to come over and fuck her while you watch the show

>Bob grins and is about to use the syringe on Cooper when a HAND reaches in and stops him. They both turn to look and see...Laura. Alarm on. Bob's face. A SOUND of two tremendous energies colliding. A WHITE LIGHT fills the room. Cooper looks to Annie, who's calling for him silently. FADE TO WHITE

thank god LYNCH veto'd this rubbish

>>84387350
>>84387886
This is the water,

And this is the well.

Drink full,

And descend.

The horse is the white of the eyes,

And dark within.

>tfw no dougie this week

>>84388118
almost

>>84388118
Damn, one off.

>>84387923
to be fair, has she seen the original series? I'd be lost as hell -- and much less emotionally invested -- if I just watched the new season without any context

>>84388118
got a light?

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>>84387959
>he took the time out of his day to write this all out

fuckin' degenerate

>>84388026
>kids=clones
I want a dozen Lynch clones working together on projects. The Boys From Missoula when

>>84387923
>should I just dump the dumb whore?

It's time to send her back to Missoula, Montana.

>>84388115
>second son is edgy and posted his dick on twitter
why can't i find this. my google fu is failing me

>>84388086
Yeah I understand the importance of that line of thinking. When Twin Peaks first aired it pulled in over 30 million viewers but the nature of television has changed. More diversity of content. More channels/networks. More mediums for content delivery.

Even then I'm worried that it's performance in streaming may not be enough. (I just don't want Lynch to think arthouse has no audience, dammit!)

>>84387969
Sometimes the sax just has to be too raunchy.

>>84388221
https://twitter.com/Riley_S_Lynch/status/418952697480368128

Mother/Experiment is able to send BOB & his crew thru to our world because of the Manhattan Project
Mother/Experiment is able to materialise in our world due to a project located in Manhattan

If you watch carefully the glass box is not a single cube but two cubes, one inside & one outside, separated by the building wall with that circular opening joining the 2 halves

>>84388252
not what i expected.

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This episode took me back to my NIN fandom, this album is a classic

>>84388030
every shithead in captivity thinks they're Jon Stewart, he ruined a generation

>>84388229
I think the streaming results are fine and Showtime was pleased with them. Someone here posted a buzzfeed (Yea, I know, but it had info about the numbers and shit) article a week or two ago that talked about it, and the numbers seemed to suggest it's doing fine. But really, don't worry about the viewership numbers. It's a work of passion on a channel that's not really that widespread (and it seems obvious Showtime is trying to focus on streaming, which nowadays is a good way to go).

>>84388127
>mfw this is coming to the end of S3
muh orbs

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>>84387880

>Listening to Fire Talk With Me
>Host ask female co-host what are some criticisms of the new season
>bitch says ''pacing'' and ''too much white people''

>>84388387
>Allie Goertz is a musician and comedian whose obsession with pop-culture has lead her to create an album of nerdy love songs, a Rick & Morty concept album
it doesn't get any redditor

>>84387711
They could've at least put the black rectangle of redacted info on Tamara Preston's name at the top.

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>>84388433
lmao

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>>84388244
Raunchy sax is best sax.

>>84388387
>too much white people
>too much
>much

>>84388492
twitter will give that blue check to anybody huh?

>>84388324

Prior to the announcement of Twin Peaks I didn't even know Showtime existed. Ratings aside, TP has created a shitload of "buzz" which can only be good for them.

>>84388509
only if you doubleplus goodthink duckspeaker

>>84387680

Cactus blossoms were easily the best performance.

>>84388528
sorry but that's just you. they have and have had a lot of well known series
shameless, ray donovan, homeland, dexter, masters of sex, nurse jackie etc

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The return of Philip Jeffries ? Is that a possibility ?
Did David Lynch do rush with Bowie before he dies in real world?

>>84388496
Gary Meek is a fuggin beast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDLRi9h1ziI

>>84388528
yup, that's always good to have. and maybe it's my more european view, but I feel like the US is too concerned with numbers and money when doing tv-shows and movies, that just making art and experimenting is something that the big channels and corporations are afraid to get into. I do understand where they are coming from, you have to stay on top of the game, but it can get dull very quickly and you just want anything different and off the beat.

>>84388594
itll prolly be like sheriff harry s truman, only phone calls

>>84388594
It seems unlikely. Bowie knew he was dying, and he spent his final year making one last album and spending time with his family. I don't think he would have taken some of the small amount of time he had left to bring back a one off cameo in a movie no one really liked.

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>bobby has read the book
>anon won't
what is your excuse?

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>>84388647
I wouldn't even recognize him if I saw him in real life.

I'd just walk backwards out of the store

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shit, his mom was a looker

>>84388594
http://pitchfork.com/news/65445-david-bowie-was-set-to-appear-in-twin-peaks-reboot-before-his-death/

>>84387374
In dreams i talk to you

>>84388776
never talk in my or my wifes sons dreams ever again

>>84388594
THE RETUUUUURN
OF THE THIN WHITE FBI AGENT
THROWING GARMONBOZIA
IN LOVERS' EYES

>>84388834
a terrible post by a tripfag? has this ever happened before?

>>84388867
Probably

>>84388879
it is happening again

>>84388387
>Listen to Fire Talk With Me once because Alex Hirsch was on (he made a meme cartoon)
>All they do is complain about season 2 and praise Denise

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>>84387662

well i'm a woman with daddy issues so that explains a lot but I enjoy NIN since 10 years

>>84388466
I don't think eBooks support that kind of formatting.

>>84387785
Mares eats oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

fixed that for you :)

>>84389085
A series of black bars would be enough I think.

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>>84388689
Why would you reverse the video there, anon?

>>84389136
was bobby a black lodge spirit this whole time?

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Is this canon?

>>84389191
WOW BOB WOW

>>84389191
the entire universe is canon

>>84389183
>weepy ass bobby
BOB don't employ no pussies

>>84389191
dang that is cool

>>84387880
>>84388387
I listen to Idle Thumbs

They recap each episode. Although they are major libcucks, they keep politics mostly out of their reviews. One of them is a JUST bald guy, and the other is a literal dwarf manlet. He looks like the man from another place

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Spirit Mound Historic Prairie is a state park of South Dakota, USA, featuring a prominent hill on the Great Plains. The Plains Indians of the region considered Spirit Mound the home of dangerous spirits or little people; members of the Lewis and Clark Expedition climbed it on August 25, 1804.

>DUDE NUKES LMAO

BRAVO LYNCH

http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/music/woodsmen-beethoven-moonlight-sonata/

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>it's time for your prostate examination, anon

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Why aren't you filming my scenes, David?

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>>84388387
>>84388497

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Ladies and gentlemen, The Death Grips

>>84387350
>This is the water,
>
>And this is the well.
>
>Drink full,
>
>And descend.
>
>The horse is the white of the eyes,
>
>And dark within.

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>David, why didn't you call me for the new season?

>>84389386
But didnt she fuckin died?

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Reminder we're becoming GOT around the time Red Wedding just happened now. Get ready for normies to bandwagon the rest of the series

>>84389483
Pete's body protected her in the explosion.

>>84389498
Not enough pie or coffee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id75c8HGAxw

How does one take such a silly idea for a scene and turn it into pure kino?

>>84389498
>expecting season 3 to become mainstream

>>84389498
Those videos have small view counts though.

> season 4

>>84389506
source for that?

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>>84389565
BUY MY BOOK

>>84389565
Frost's memebook.
Also the series mentioned that she was in a coma after the explosion.

>>84389558
>its just a few malignant cells

>>84389498
Nigga do you honestly believe shit like episode 8 is gonna draw normies?

This is the most anti-general viewer show I've ever seen and I'm not even kidding. It puts Better Call Saul and other anti-bandwagoner shows to shame.

Even hardcore fans are gonna sperg the fuck out when they get to the end and Cooper isn't normal again.

>>84389591
Is it worth reading?
>>84389592
Oh yeah, i forgot that

>>84389607
>when they get to the end and Cooper isn't normal again.

Confirmed. Because lyrics.

>>84389191
why are its legs tied

>>84389607

Normies will hear how good episode eight was, binge the series before the end and claimed to have watched it weekly as it was coming out

We're going to see The White Lodge eventually, right, RIGHT!?

>>84389698
It's into bondage

>>84389717
>>84389607
>>84389498
Imagine unironically making these posts.

>>84387153
Lucy was a cutie.

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>>84389717
I think we already saw it

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Continuing my marathon rewatch of the series and taking a break after episode 7 of season 2
James still shouldn't just get on his bike and go. He is an all right guy
All the neatly connected plot threads are starting to diverge and if I remember correctly, soon too many balls will be in the air
MIKE's description of BOB paints him as more of an animal than person which is part of what makes him scary. He isn't some mastermind, he just wants to fuck and kill
Gordon Cole is just an inoffensive cameo
The reveal of BOB/Leland is great and nails how BOB is
Maddy is best girl RIP

Reminder the last scene will be a ten minute dance of the entire cast like the opening of Mulholland Drive and Lynch himself appears on at the last minute to thank the audience for 26 wonderful years.

Either that or Cooper and Laura Palmer both share a dance together with the corpse of Cooper's doppleganger, now a giant laying on the ground as an homage to End of Evangelion.

>>84389717
>Normies will hear how good episode eight was, binge the series before the end
Yeah I'm sure that's how avantgarde works.

>>84387959
>with the abysmal "Fire Walk With Me" feature film
aaaaaaaand opinion discarded

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>I'm in love with you
Is Mulholland Drive the greatest romance of all time?

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>>84389774
Will we finally find out what it was that Chucko did to be put so far away from the others?

Pic related is in the White Lodge isn't it?

>>84389843
No because women can't love

>>84389843
no that'd be Blue Velvet

>>84389845
It was not only Chucko, they ALL became bad influences
Or is the truth that Lynch became the bad influence but lies to us to save face?

>>84389843
yes, also best movie ever

>>84387311
Secret history? Yes the case file photos are pretty unreadable in the epub

>>84389857
>not Wild at Heart

Reminder Michael Cera is getting sacrificed to stop something terrible happening in the world of Twin Peaks

Wally is fucking based

>>84389853
underrated

DOugie get badge

>>84389886
The actor is? Not the character he plays named Wally?

I think Lynch might be going too far with this one

>>84389860
>>84389860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrE9PHsbCXA
>there's plenty of suffering in the world
Do the boys feed on garmonbozia?

near the end of season 2

why did right hand of cooper tremble? it happened to someone in the diner too.

>>84389843
Not really. She didn't love her back. That's just what she wanted.

>Yfw Agent Cole sees the news report about Dougie fighting Ike the Spike
>yfw he goes to meet him since he looks so much like Cooper
>yfw Cooper greets him with a thumbs up

>episode 8
>no Dougie
Instant shit

>>84389607
I only watched the first season of BCS, how exactly is it anti-bandwagoner? Just because it's not like Breaking Bad?

>>84389924
Obviously and so does Lynch

>>84389942
it come out of your ass

WE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIEWE WANT DOUGIE

>>84389946
Pretty much. It's slower too.

That's all you need to frustrate the average viewer. They really don't have patience and they don't like it when the thing they like from their memory isn't exactly how it was all over again.

>>84389941
Cole isn't going to be watching local Las Vegas news. Knepper and Belushi will, though.

>>84389922

>Andy and Lucy's happiness is the key to bringing Cooper back
>They discover they need to sacrifice their love, Wally
>The ritual needs to happen in the cave with the owls to work or at the entrance to the Black Lodge

>>84389924
>Twin Peaks Bob is inspired in that Bob

>>84390013
The eyeless lady sacrificed herself to bring Coop back

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Dougie best husbando

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>>84390013

>>84390013
Tbh i'll be OK with Wally dying

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>>84390079

>>84390004
I'm at the point where I think a good 60% of the plot points are never going to matter again, casino included.

>>84390106
The Pine Weasel is the white of the eyes
And Nicky within

What happens when the black and white lodges converge into one?

>>84390138
>The Pine Weasel
is he extinct by now /tpg/?

>>84390126
You're 100% wrong about that. There have been publicity stills of Knepper and Belushi in scenes we haven't seen yet, along with set leaks of scenes with them and Kyle in the desert.

>>84390152
stop posting

>>84389930
Coffee jitters

>>84388694
So which side had the poo in the loo ancestry?

>>84390186
but some light [whooshing] sounds accompanied it

>>84390180
Show them to me then.

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>>84390244

>>84390004
Why are casino managers such autists when someone beats them at their own game?

>>84390173
Did the Ghostwood development go through?

>>84390204
The Black Lodge is located in the diner's coffee. The White Lodge is there too, but only if you add milk or creamer.

>>84390273
For real, there should be gov. legislation about this, you don't get to kick peole out just because they're winning a lot of money

>>84390394
does this make norma MOMMY

>>84390257
CROATIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>84390257
whoever took and leaked this photo is a bad person

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CUTE!!

>>84390257
the worst part is that i cant even tell if thats cooper or dougie

>>84387872
Will he appear ever again?

>>84390438
It's Kyle MacLachlan on set.

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>>84390484

>>84390438
When the image first leaked during shooting, everyone thought that it was a still-working-for-the-FBI DoppelCoop, just getting into crooked shit with the mafia.

Little did we know that it would actually be Cooper after becoming retarded and tarding himself into taking all of their casino money.

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>>84390432

CUTEposter, I love ya, never change. Never leave me. <3

>>84390180
i don't know how this works, but imdb lists belushi for one episode only

>>84390539
The lists get updated after every episode. There's no way someone would know how many times he appears in the show.

>>84390539
>imdb as a source
lol

>>84390257
damn why is he so perfect?

>>84390539
>imdb
>accurate

He's going to be in at least one more, considering the leaked set photo hasn't happened yet, nor has this scene: https://youtu.be/MhZd2Ws3WZw?t=58

It's all about Twin Peaks, just think on that.

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>>84390523
It'll take a lot to stop me posting Sheryl Lee who is CUTEST, kind and sweet!
After all, we must remember what Coop once said about giving ourselves a present every day

JUST (you) AND I

Episode 8 had the worst broadcast ratings so far if you don't count 3/4 which were released for streaming a week before the broadcast.

It's only going to drop down even more from here on right? The filtering has been done and probably some normies canceled their online subscriptions too.

There is no black or white lodge, only grey scale

>>84388568

If nothing else, they seemed like a band that would play a roadhouse in a sleepy town like TP.

>>84390638
It is a very nice bit of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTlWp7rCs0U

Ya like pornos?

Are the Twin Peaks supposed to be Laura's boobs?

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The best of the best.

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>belushi posting
who /wildpalms/ here?

>>84390764
No, what the fuck... Sheryl's tits are two piles of dirt, with no real peaks.

I think that many of the scenes from the premiere didn't happen yet, especially when Cooper is talking with the Giant. Maybe that also applies with Hawk on is way to the sycamore trees?

Is it future or is it past?

>>84390780
According to Jim, sure

Was NIN good?

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Finally got around to watching Fire Meme With Me. Wanted to watch it a few weeks ago but was with limited WiFi and downloaded TWO mistitled Missing Pieces instead.

Anyway, my thoughts
>Philip Jefferies must have seemed like the most bizarre cameo in 1992, as he had literally no bearing on any plot point
>new Donna a cute
>Sheryl Lee is seriously talented, Lynch absolutely wastes her in the new series
>FWWM is okay, but a bit disjointed. Someone should supercut season 2 and mix in the important parts of FWWM as flashbacks. Not all of it is particularly needed imo
>First act was garbage, but Laura's performances saved it
>Cooper being trapped in the lodge before those events take place is poorly explained, but presumably time works differently there
>Ending is poorly explained. It's implied Laura goes to the White Lodge, so why is she still in the Red Room this season?
>Laura wears black silk in bed after going through the door in her picture. Are we to assume she's a doppelganger?

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>>84390764
What do you think?

>>84390822
>he had literally no bearing on any plot point

Stopped right THERE.

>>84390816
no

>>84390764
That series would be called Twin Sandtraps.

Oh, mister Lynch, the special effects they come out of my ass.

still no webm of the atomic bomb?

>>84390825
>classy A-cups
the patrician choice

>>84390839
Explain it then

He comes in, shouts, and disappears.

NOW he has a plot purpose as Lynch included him in he new series, but in 1992 u can't imagine people understanding why the fuck he was there

I don't get whats happening in this season.

It's like he took the crazy from Inland Empire and yanked it up a million notches.

Why.

>>84390651
More like a significant portion dropped off after the free month. I can't imagine it's paying out for Showtime honestly.
>>84390257
Great, guess Dougie is sticking around for the long haul then. I'm both happy and incredibly disappointed. He's entertaining but diametrically opposed to plot progression.

>>84390882
No, it's the "i'm trying to justify this to myself" choice.

>>84390878
it needs sound

>>84390886
You can say that about literally anything.

>hurr what is that midget there for, we don't know yet so he isn't necessary

>>84390896
Evil incarnate is using Coop's body and FBI experience to fuck shit up in the world

Space Aliens created Laura as a good incarnate to defeat BOB

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>>84390882
Sheryl Lee is the patrician Choice overall Unless you Think differently Entirely?

>>84390919
enjoy your saggy udders yokel

>>84390944

Fuck BOB and fuck white people.

>>84390896
It's a filler season that won't satisfy anyone but Lynch by the end. It's also really straightforward senpai, inland was a mess. This show just dies at pacing because lol it's a movie.

>>84390960

Shame, I really had high hopes for this season.

>>84390955
coonery & buffoonery

>>84390822
>Are we to assume she's a doppelganger
>yfw Lynch asspulls this and says the Laura that was killed was her doppel and the real Laura is trapped in the lodge and he brings Laura back to life

>>84390886
Fire Walk With Me was supposed to be first in a series of Twin Peaks films. That idea was scrapped when FWWM flopped. There were supposed to be followup films starring Cooper, Jeffries, Major Briggs and Desmond.

>>84390960
>being this pleb

SAM
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L
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>>84390936
You're missing my point

When FWWM came out, TP was dead as far as anyone was concerned, there was no new season on the horizon, therefore suddenly introducing jefferies for like two seconds and not having him impact the plot must have seemed bizarre

New thread when?

>>84391012
When you make it.

>>84391012
when you kys

>>84391001
see
>>84390985

Twin Peaks wasn't dead before FWWM came out, it was dead AFTER it came out. If it didn't flop critically, the story would have continued. The booing at Cannes left a bad taste in Lynch's mouth and he dropped the series.

>>84391059
>>84391059
>>84391059
>>84391059
>>84391059
NEW

>>84387880
James, formerly of obnoxious and anonymous Twin Peaks thought of the day is quite unpretentious and down to earth but unfortunately his sound recording software often sucks.

>>84387228
nintendo are excellent merchandisers and pokemon is literally the worst garbage franchise in the history of mankind

>>84387194
Can't wait for the articles 5 years from now.
>Can we finally talk about Twin Peaks: The Return for real?