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>>84387143
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSAH !!!

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>height shaming

no one will stand for this

Did he audition for the role of Thelma or Louise?

>>84387287
But they're already standin

>>84387287
It's only a men's issue so no one cares.

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>>84387287
anime girl is right

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>too short to play two women

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>He is one of the biggest stars in showbusiness.
>But it has emerged Robert Downey Jr's lack of stature led to him missing out on Brad Pitt's iconic role in Thelma And Louise.
>The pint-sized actor, who claims to be five foot nine inches tall, is said to have been summarily rejected by the film's director Sir Ridley Scott due to the fact he could not measure up to the film's statuesque lead actress Geena Davis.

>>84387287
>no one will stand for this
Not like it would make a difference with a height like that

Another remake

>Robert Downey Jr. missed out on acting in 'Thelma and Louise' because he was deemed to be "too short". At age 25, Downey auditioned for the role of beefcake drifter J.D. in the iconic road movie. Downey was considered two inches too short to land the part which subsequently went to Brad Pitt.

only short people care about short people

>>84387419
Is Bradley a manlet?

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I WAS

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>>84389373

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>Robert Downey Jr 'missed out on Brad Pitt's Thelma And Louise role as he could not measure up to Geena Davi

its not a new movie

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>>84387287
>Date with a girl
>Before she gets prepared she wants to know my height
>tfw 5'10
>She decides to meet me

>During date she asks me what do I think about tall guys
>Answer that I admire them

>End up having sex
>Next morning she outright tells me that she had fun but I am not boyfriend material because I am not 6'0 or over

>>84389373
Kek

>>84389438
Just lie about a couple of inches, girls can't measure shit

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>RDJ specifically told Gwyneth Paltrowe not to wear high heels
>She wears high heels

Fuck you, that's mean spirited and spiteful. Women have no shame at all.

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>>84389438
cringe

I'm sure you thought it was real subtle and nobody realized you're just a retard bragging on an ugandan message board. do you people come here straight from 9gag or something

>>84387287
Only the insecure ones like RDJ who wear platform heels tend to get shamed. I've never seen a Daniel Radcliffe shaming thread for example.

>>84389625
Based. Fuck him

>>84389625
He even got her a role in Avengers for no reason

>>84389438
>I admire them
C U C K
U
C
K

>>84387143
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>>84387225

These post were all made by me

>>84387459
Yeah that's the joke but well done for making it so much funnier you fucking cretin

>>84387400
underrated

>>84387419
>5'9
kek

>>84387419
>claims to be five foot nine inches tall
>claims
>five foot
>nine inches

He's 5'4 isn't he?

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>RDJ
>short
He's taller than brad pitt

>>84389438
>5'11 and just centimeter or 2 under 6ft
>say 6ft anyway
hasnt failed me yet

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>>84395682
>6'2 but say 5'11 anyway
>she now thinks of everyone that says 6', even if they're not lying, as a lying manlet

>>84395468
No fucking way.

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I'm having trouble reconciling young and cool Robert with the current height-complex guy in my head.

>>84395468
Brad is 5'11, Downey is 5'9