Spider-Man: Homecoming "Aunt May" Movie Clip

>the no aunt may gf

>>84374803

>3:31 clip

It's just a 120 minutes movie stop spoiling half of it Hollywood.

>>84374803
she's so distractingly hot

>>84374803
i hope she show pusy

>>84374803
She looks like that porn star.

>>84374965
Lame pusyposter

>>84374803
G-good thing those glasses make her look matronly and less attractive.

>>84374965
Fuck off fake pusy poster

>>84374803
>lip bite right after "You know I larb you"
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING

>>84374803
>three fucking minutes of straight movie scenes

And I thought the trailers gave everything away holy shit.

>>84374983
She does

Who gives a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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>That lip bite

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Reminder that Aunt May is a canon floozy.

the scene is only 48 seconds you god damn fucking retards

jesus fucking christ how fucking ADD are you fucks?

>>84375159
top lel

>>84374965
NEGABASED PUSY POSTER

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>>84374803
Young aunt may

>Wow Peter, looks like the Vulture really messed you up. Aunty is just going to have to help you shower and stuff till your arms heal up.

This entire subplot took up like half an hour of screentime, ridiculous

>>84374990
You are the cancer that is killing pusyposting

>>84375361
damn she aged well

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>"Don't do it, Peter..."

How did they get away with this?

Why is she so fucking attractive at her age?

>>84375361
DAMNNN

>>84375361
there goes my no-fap

>52
Nope.

>>84375858
fap away breh.

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>>84375858

>>84375952
>>84375888
I mean I KNOW who she is, I've fapped to her like a hundred times, but fuck.

>>84375066
yeah spoiling Tony's death was a touch unprofessional

>>84375159
Damn, Ben looks prettier than May.

>>84375617
>"Might as well keep it in the family."

>>84375974
name?

>>84376150
Jynx Maze.
Go crazy.

Why did they make May hot

Jesus, she's still so sexy.
I wonder what her butt smells like.

>aunt may getting CHINKED by an asian

FUCK THIS MOVIE

>>84374803
SUCK MY DICK AUNT MAY PLS

god i fucking hate capeshit

>>84375610

Amazing what keeping your hair long and not eating like shit will do for a woman.

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>>84374803
>I larb you

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>>84376399
wow that's pretty rude. Emma Stone is an actress for christ's sake!

Lol. They made Aunt May a MILF?

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>>84374803
That was incredibly shitty. Marisa Tomei is hot, but the rest was.... man, that was bad.

Ok...ok...ohhkayy then...THIS LOOKS LIKE TOTAL SHIT...Every single scene in that clip looks like cringecity. ITS FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!! its not bearable. theres no way ever that i could watch scene after scene after scene of that total bullshit. aunt may is godawful. Holland RUINS Spidey every single time he speaks as Spidey. His voice is so fucking awful. hes getting shocked and says that line? Please let Kim threaten to nuke us if this hits theaters. this is the worst bullshit i have sever seen and im a huge spidey fan! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF BULLSHIT...

I hate every single person that even thinks this approaches even the lowest rung of the decent ladder. Its NOT decent. Its FUCKING AWFUL!!!!

>>84376562
Calm your tits lad, it's just a shitty flick

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>>84376177
nutted

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>>84375159

>>84375108
you do apparently to post

>>84374942
hmmm lordy yess

also, ill forgive the diversity gf for peter since its actually birdman vs spiderman

>>84375361
No resemblance. Nice

I already saw her tits. Next

>>84377161
I didn't know he had weird tribal tats.

>>84374803
Women like this make getting older not feel so terrifying...

>>84378360
hmmm

>>84374858
first poster phone poster

>>84374803
>>84375361
damn girl

That clip starts out like a WifeCrazy scene...right before mother-son blowjob starts.

>>84375159
Since when did Uncle Ben have downs?

>>84374803
>we want her to be hot too appeal to the chinese market but not too hot during scenes where she needs to be the voice of wisdom so let's put old lady glasses on her

>>84374965
based pusyposter

>>84379706
Yes only the Chinese market finds her hot.

>>84379832
chinaman want explosions, tits and punching

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>>84374803
>be Thai
>keep hearing "larp"
>wondering what the fuck they're talking about
>see the picture of the king
>it's a Thai restaurant
>it all clicks
>Aunt May's gonna fuck one of us

As someone who recently fucked one of my mom's American friends, it's good to know Marvel is finally giving representation to Thai cougar-chasers.

>>84379852
Yes only Chinamen want such things. We Redditors are too mature and only want intellectual quips and feminists.

>>84379907
>we redditors

who is "we"? like what you like but don't put me in your bullshit

The original Iron Man movie came out almost 10 years ago. So has Iron Man been fighting crime for 10 years already?

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>>84374803

>>84379907
gonna be honest senpai, i'm chinese and the chinese audience is 100x dumber and less sophisticated than the western audience. i know its amazing because of how dumb western audiences are.

>>84379929
Let's see. You don't like
>explosions
>tits
>punching
>hot Marissa Tomei
Are you not a redditor like moi? We are gentlemen of intellect. Fuck those homosexual Chinese for liking such vapid trash. Let's watch some Avengers together some time bro. I love quips so much!

>>84379987
The important thing is we still have cucks like you to suck up to us.

>>84379997
>read my post
>came to that conclusion

clearly the reading comprehension of a redditor

>>84380005
ive never paid a single penny for a movie ticket or media so sure thing cuck

>>84379987
>Chinese-Americans
Lel. Pathetic ching chongs.
>not liking tits
>not liking Marissa Tomei
>preferring old Aunt May?
She's the only reason I'm interested in this trash. Still not going to watch it.

>may is peter's aunt
>looks like his grandma

that's the one thing that always seemed off about the spider-man mythos, glad they decided to go with a younger aunt may for this one

>>84380017
Is this >>84379852 your post? If so, what other conclusion should a person arrive at? Seems quite clear we are reddit gold users bro.

>>84380021
It's ok. Just keep sucking up to us here. Sucky sucky.

If Peter Parker isn't an insecure asshole with a superiority complex, this movie will suck.

>>84374965
THERE IT IS

>>84379370
Since ur mom

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>>84374803
do you think Aunt May helped Peter with his photography projects?

>>84380771
Better question, did she touch his ding dong afterwards?

>>84380771
she is so sexual jesus christ

Can you people please stop overyhyping this bitch? You faggots are clearly echoing other's opinions

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>>84381191
nah she's hot af

like a more legitimate Eva Lovia

They made her look ugly. Great.

>>84381191
implying I wasnt at summer camp when I was 16 and we were watching Anger Management so I went into the bathroom and nutted while thinking about her

>>84374803
I have a feeling that this is going to be worse than amazing spidey 2

>>84381250
don't you fucking dare compare miss tomei to that degenerate fuckhole

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oh hai petey

>>84374983
Which one my man

>>84375952
Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp

If they are poor, why are they eating in a restaurant?

>no lusty aunt may to make sure i'm getting a healthy amount of release

>tfw my aunt is only 3 years older than me
>is into capeshit

Should i ask if she wants to see this with me?

lmao this looks like the worst piece of shit

Start preparing your images for the inevitable fallout

>>84381934
Do it

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>>84374803
This means Marisa is da epic!!!

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>>84381875
I really hate to tell you this is a film that made out of the comic.... so ....

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>>84374803
So they rebooted him but not her? Is she going to pretend she doesn't notice Peter is a completely different person?

>>84375159
>aunt may looks exactly like Mary Jane
really makes you think

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This is peter parker

Uncle died in the battle of NY

>>84374803
Uh WTF why is Spiderman helping the one percent?

>>84375159

KEKED!!

>>84382023
What are you talking about?

REMINDER THAT SHE HAS ERASER NIPPLES

>>84375159
What awful artwork.

>>84381981
>>84382003
What are you doing?

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>>84376399
wtf!

>>84374803
is it me or did she act terribly in this clip

>>84374965
right on

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>>84375617
>"That's it, baby, bounce with it. Bounce with it. You're doing wonderfully." Aunt May exclaimed.
>Peter felt his balls begin to tingle as the cum boiled within them.
>"Your balls are tightening up, you're almost there. I want you to tell me when your about to cream." Aunt May said.
>Peter felt his load prepare to enter his torpedo shoot.
>"I'm gonna cum, aunt May." Peter said.
>"Hump hard and let me know when." Aunt May said.
>His hips bucked. Bedspings squeaked. Boobs bounced wildly. Peter's cock fucked up and down its buttery chasm.
>"I'm gonna cum now...OH AUNT MAY!!!
>Aunt May suddenly stopped, let her tits go and grasped the base of his quivering monster. She pressed her thumb against his sperm chute.
>"NO...STOP!!! Don't do it Peter.

>>84374803
Does this look lame or am I just a cynical asshole?

>>84374803
We almost literally saw the whole movie.

>>84382234
She didn't get where she is today through raw talent did she

i want cuddle up in marisa tomie arms and suck on biddy and let her stroke my spoo and masturbate it whispering "good boy, so good boy" in my hears, so warm her body is to me and she would do this until i came

>>84374983
you gotta drop a name good sir

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>>84382447

>>84374803

That part where she tells the waiter to "shove that free dish up his ass" and "go back to his shithole of a country", then launches into a half-hour monologue against the "zipperheads" and "chinks" interspersed with Vietnam war footage of US soldiers burning down jungles and stacking dead Viet Cong really seemed unnecessary, but it established Aunt May as a strong figure in Peter's life. It also made it evident that Raimi had a hand in the writing of the film.

>>84377951
This always has been and always will be a 12 year old reddit browsers bullshit copout response. Saying something is not worth your time and/or that people shouldn't care about it does not mean you actually care about it. Kill yourself.

>>84374965
Uh oh! Aha

>>84382447
me too haha

>>84374983
Oh yeah I know the one you mean.

>>84374803
Lol in the comments on youtube they say that "Tom Holland probably had to take a quick trip to the bathroom after filming this scene". The waiter wasn't even that hot.

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>>84375159
>>84377161

Peter what's all that sticky gooey white stuff I found all over your tighty whities

/ss/pider-man: homecumming

>>84375159
he gained and then lost a chin in a matter of 4 panels

It's fucking iron man 4

>>84383155
ijust wanna get put near her jeans near the vulva and just feel her pussy warmth eminating from her nice tangy juicy vaginé

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>>84383155

I hope there's gonna be some sexual tension between him and his aunt. Think about it.

>sexually frustrated nerd
>raised by a hot aunt
>no father figure in his life

>>84383155
the old lady costumes are comical.

mommy may!!! :D

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>>84382952
Just like my Chinese cartoons

>>84382360
I want more

>>84383239
No.

Mummy May is reserved for britfeel discussion only.

>>84374803

Holy fuck thanks m8. I was going to bring my 10 years old brother see it but won't now. This shit will corrupt kids mind telling them their moms are whores. Her role in the series is that of a parental figure, that's what's fucked up.

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>>84382360
Go on.....

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>i love you peter *bites lip*
>yfw no hot aunt May will ever say this to you

>>84375159
Fuckin' Aunt May May over here.

>>84381320
Mad she got BLACKED white boi?

ALL THESE NON WHITES IN THE MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84374803
>make Peter a complete pussy
>make everything that makes Spiderman interesting just shit he's borrowing from Ironman
This movie looks like dogshit

>>84383509
peter has always been a complete pussy

>>84375159

>>84383481
Well it DOES take place in Queens

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>>84375159

Saw an early screening of this. Spoilers below.

Aunt May works for the Clinton campaign
Vulture is an republican who supports Trump
Stan Lee makes a cameo as Bernie Sanders
In the final battle, Vulture's helmet breaks and reveals a yellow, hair like padding making him look like Trump

>>84382114
That's the best kind

>>84382114
niceee

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>>84383424
>mfw

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>DUDE LARB LMAO
>this passes as """""comedy""""" for MCUcks

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>>84375159
Man I hate Terry Dobson's artwork so much

>>84383763
that would be awesome but you're lying

I LARB MARISSA TOMEI

>>84383763
I would watch that.

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>>84383763
Bravo Raimi

>>84384040
Shut up, MARTHA?

You just know she's going to be Tony's new love interest after the producer's got enough of Paltrow's crazy.

>>84384229
I thought she was with you

>>84383763
you forgot the part where Spiderman looks directly into the camera and says "This one's for you Reddit" before punching out the badguy who is wearing a MAGA hat

>>84384241
>tony and and aunt may fall in love
>tony decides to settle down
>peter finds and old photo of tony from school
>"uncle tony, why does it say benjamin stark in here?"
>"that was the name my parents gave me but I hated it so much I changed it"
>peter looks into the camera
>"Hmm, Uncle Ben? Has a nice ring to it"

>>84376195
Why not?

I never understood depicting AM as old. Marissa Tomei is in her 50s which is much more likely having a high school aged nephew than being old as fuck

>>84382360
>tfw trying to find an old hooker for mommy play
>everyone in the area is young or asian

>>84381875
Aunt May gets a 50% discount

>>84383155
They should have just had her in rollers, a mumu, and house slippers the entire time. It's pointless to try and dress someone so hot down so just go full meme.

It's like in every Hollywood romantic comedy subplot.

>Oh, I just HATE that man
>Oh, I HATE that woman
>but we can't help being fascinated by each other
>KISS KISS BANG BANG

>>84375159
What's wrong with your faaaaaace?

>>84374937

The actual "clip" is 48 seconds

The rest of the video is just a trailer we've all already seen

>>84383155
my cock is hard

>>84374965
YES

>>84384760
You can find old women, you can find wild women, but you can't find old, wild women.

Jenni Lee, you fuckers
Check her out if you want quality Aunt May pornstar lookalike

>>84374965
Based pusyposter.

>>84374803
I'm starting to think there might be something worth seeing in this turd.

>>84386153
Is it that much to ask for someone who can nurse me while giving me a handy?

>>84374965
MADE MY DAY

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Why does Marvel always have top-tier waifus?

>>84374803
>i think he larbs you
>next scene later
>peter walks into her aunt and the waiter fucking on the kitchen table

RICED

>>84383155
should have cast based Jordi as Peter and a mid-movie aunt and son bang session.

>>84386542
>No Peter, I larb you!!!
Next scene is Pete's huge load in her pusy

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>>84374983
Name one

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>>84374965

>>84386553
based Jordi

>>84374965
BASED pusyposter!

>>84374803
This dialogue makes me want to die

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>>84375066
This, why is this allowed?

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>>84375159

>>84387144
Is that a motherfucking JOJO REFERENCE?

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>>84374803

>>84380771
feet coming out of shoes is my fetish

>>84384515
Underrated

It's shame that Holland is gay.

I wanted to see TMZ reporting on an affair between him and Tomei.

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>>84382360
>"Peter, your cousin Mary came to visit us today and we decided to take a bath."
>"U-uh, h-hello M-m-Ma.. ry, I-I'll go now."
>"Nonsense Peter, you're drenched in sweat for Pete's sake, come and let us scrub you clean."
>Mary chimes in, "Yes Peter, listen to your auntie.. You look exhausted as well, let me give you a backrub."
>"Uuh.. I-I th-think I should g-go.. no room, haha.." Peter manages to confusedly stammer.
>"Blasted.. He's right Mary, 'cmon let's make some room."
>May and Marie occupy the opposite sides of the tub, leaving a lot of room for free in the center.
>"Now you little rascal, take off your clothes and jump in!" May encouraged.
>"I-I I don't think i-it's proper May."
>"Nonsense, if I say it's fine, it's fine. End of discussion, now come."
>Peter starts stripping his clothes and stands naked in front of the two.
>"That's my boy.." May exclaims, while running her hands over Peter's body.
>She grabs his ass and pulls him in.
>"Euaggh!" Peter screams.
>Falling into the tub knees first, Peter is face to face with May.
>May leans in for a kiss, Peter still dazed by the whole situation, doesn't fight back.
>"Mmh, you've always been such a proper boy, Peter.." May uses her tongue.
>Mary on the other hand has started to massage Peter's member.
>"Peter, you have quite the package here, just what have you been keeping a secret from me?" Mary says amusedly.
>While rubbing it, Mary leans towards Peter's hind and sticks her tongue inside Peter's hole.
>"Uaaaah! That's not proper! Mary what are you doing?" Peter baffled, starts to shift nervously.
>May and Mary seeing him being resistant clamp him down with their legs.
>"Peter.. Peter.. don't fear.. It will all be all right" May assures.
>"Yesh.. mmhhm.. allmmh.. willmm.. be okayh.." Mary manages to say while buried deep in Peter's behind.
>"Auntie.. I-I'm starting to feel it coming.."
>"Very good Peter.. you've had a long haard day, just release all that stress.. release it.."
>*SPLURTS SPLORTS*

I would larb the shit out of Aunt May

>>84374965
b a s e p u s y p o s e r

>>84379879
The movie's outdated, where's Rama X?

Dude looks like a fucking demon, I tell you what.

>>84387741
>no "face it tiger you just hit the jackpot" reference
one job m8

>>84382234
Not even Meryl Streep could breathe life into that shit.

>>84383114
4.5.

>>84375159
Is this real?

>>84382667
>look much I'm not caring right now!

>>84382360
>>84387741
At some point, this became my fetish.

>>84387279
Marisa Tomei, Jerry!

>>84387279

https://youtu.be/X6NPyCMt_oc

Damn, Aunt May looks like that?

>>84374803
DON'T DO IT PETER

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUZhLBxRlJg

>quip
>quip
>quip
>quip
>quip

>>84375617

>Yer gettin' yer cawk sucked, Tiger!

Pretty bold move on Disney's behalf.

>i larb you
>he larbs you
oh gee i cant wait for the german dub for this

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>>84383276
>>84383329

>Suddenly, Peter found himself awake.
>he was surprised to see Aunt May suddenly appear at his doorway.
>He knew that it was too dark for her to see his eyes so he didn't have to pretend he was asleep.
>Aunt May stood there for the longest time.
>He wondered what she was doing as she stood peering into his room.
>Peter's eyes had grown accustomed to the dark and he could see that Aunt May was wearing a very, very thin nightgown.
>Even in the dim light, he could easily make out the silhouette of her beautiful body as she stood peering into his room.
>Lying on his back, he suddenly felt his cock surge back to hardness as he stared at the outline of her body.
>Wondering what she was doing, he couldn't believe his eyes when she slowly stepped into his room.
>Then, he realized that she was actually coming toward his bed.
>Suddenly, the captivating fragrance of her bewitching perfume enveloped him as he felt her sit down on the edge of his bed.
>His heart almost stopped beating as he waited to see what she would do next.
>Then he felt her slowly lift the covers and ease down under them.
>She was now lying in his bed next to him.
>He thought he was going to have a heart attack as he suddenly felt her warm body brush up against his.
>"Peter, are you awake?" he heard her whisper.
>"Uh...yes," he muttered, his mouth so dry, he could barely speak.
>"Do you mind if I come in here for a while?" she asked him, pressing herself up against him insistently.
>"Uh...no...is...is...is anything wrong," he groaned, feeling her firm breasts pressing into his arm.
>She didn't say anything for several seconds.
>"Baby, I've noticed that you can't stop staring at my breasts. Would you nurse me?" she finally whispered.

>>84389240
>"Oh...yes...yes...please," he gasped as he felt her push the covers down and spread her gown open.
>Rolling over toward her, he lowered his face down onto her breast.
>Like a piglet searching for a sow's teat, he hunted for her nipple.
>Almost immediately he found the hard, swollen pap jutting up from her swollen breast and locked his lips around it.
>Hungrily, he began to suck on it.
>Gluttonously, he pulled and sucked on her tit, reveling in delight.
>As he sucked and pulled on her breast, Peter realized that his throbbing cock was pressed up against his Aunt's leg.
>Her gown must have ridden up her leg because there was nothing between his cock and her bare skin.
>Aflame with desire, he couldn't stop himself from pressing his burning hardness against her leg even harder.
>He knew that she must feel his steel-hard penis mashed up against her leg, but she made no effort to move her leg back away from him.
>Inspired by her lack of objection, he continued to press his swollen hardness into her leg as he sucked and fondled her tit.
>"Oh...yes...Baby...that feels so good," he heard Aunt May whisper to him.
>In his feverish state, he didn't know if she meant his cock or the way he was sucking her tit.
>Everything was happening too fast for him to fully comprehend it.
>Peter was overwhelmed by the emotions pouring through his mind.
>It was too incredulous to fully fathom.
>He was lying next to his dear, sweet aunt, sucking her breast and rubbing his cock against her leg.
>It couldn't really be happening.

>>84389324
>He must be dreaming, but he knew he wasn't.
>"Do the other one, baby," she cooed, her hands coaxing him over to her other breast.
>To reach her other breast, Peter had to straddle her and lean over her.
>Clumsily, he raised himself up on his hands and rolled his leg over hers.
>He was now lying with his aunt's leg between his legs and his rock hard cock pressing down against her firm thigh.
>Then he leaned down and quickly sucked her other swollen nipple into his mouth.
>"Oh...yes...Peterrrr," aunt May groaned as he began to suck on her other breast. "You make me feel so good."
>Unable to control himself, he began to thrust his aching hardness against her leg as his mouth pulled on her big, hard nipple.
>Peter knew that she couldn't help feeling his big cock rubbing against her leg as he ground it down onto her.
>Just the feel of her hot, smooth skin on his prick was sending him rushing headlong toward another eruption.
>Knowing that there would be no way to disguise his ejaculation, he still couldn't stop humping his cock against her leg.
>His head was swimming with pleasure and lust as he sucked and pulled on her nipple.
>Wrapping his hand around her big, mushy breast, he squeezed and clutched at it.
>"Oh, Baby," aunt May murmured as Peter ravaged her breast with his sucking, pulling mouth.
>As Aunt May lovingly ran her hands through his hair, she held his face mashed down against her breast.
>Then woefully, he felt the muscles in his aunt's leg harden as she tried to move her leg out from underneath his thrusting penis.
>Disheartened, he slowly lifted his leg and let her leg slip out from under him.
>Then, in a flash of comprehension, Peter realized that he was now lying between her long, shapely legs.

>>84389383
>"Oh, Peter," she moaned softly.
>Encouraged by this new development, Peter continued to tease and taunt aunt May's big nipple.
>As he did, Peter turned slightly and pressed his hard maleness against the warmness of her soft, smooth inner thigh.
>As he lay atop her now, his stomach was pressing down on the soft, fuzzy mat of hair covering her soft underbelly.
>Peter was so keyed up, he felt like he could feel every one of her curly, pubic hairs individually tickling his stomach.
>Then, like a bolt of lightning, it came to him.
>There was nothing between him and his aunt's hot, waiting pusy.
>It was his bare skin against her bare skin.
>He couldn't believe it, but she must have opened her gown all the way when she had let him nurse.
>It was too good to be true, he thought as a perverse thrill ran through his body.
>Infected by the perverted lust that was rigidly obvious down between his legs, he mashed his belly down on her and felt another jolt of excitement tear into his overloaded brain.
>He could feel aunt May's wetness pressing up against the tip of his rigid cock as she gently thrust herself up against his stomach.
>"Oh, Peter..." aunt May moaned softly.
>Drowning in emotions that he had never felt before, he ever so slowly let aunt May's nipple slip out of his mouth, but kept his lips pressed against the hot, smooth skin of her breast.
>Slowly, he began kissing his way up her breast on to her neck.
>"Oh, Peterrrr," she gushed, arching her neck against his insistent lips.
>Lifting his body, he determinedly kissed his way up her neck.
>Stopping for a moment, he gently nibbled at the soft, fragrant skin just below her chin.
>Then his lips traveled up over her chin and quickly down onto her lips.
>"Oh...Christ," aunt May groaned, pulling Peter's face down and mashing her lips against his.
>With their lips pasted together, their bodies were pressed together, fused together by the eroticism surging around them.

>>84374803
How is someone as smart as Peter (he manufactured his own web fluid and it's stronger than steel) still in high school? Shouldn't he be in MIT?

>>84389533
>In the swirling passion of the moment, Peter could feel the head of his bloated penis resting against the soft, fleshy opening of his aunt's precious treasure.
>Only a rapidly decaying fear of his aunt's reaction separated him from the dark wicked mysteries of her most sacred of sacred places.
>Then, as he felt the heat exuding from her weeping pusy, he felt her gently tilt her hips and press herself against him.
>Holding himself back a moment longer, he continued to grind his mouth against hers and slowly slid his tongue into her mouth.
>Suddenly, he felt his aunt's hands on his tight, clenched ass.
>As she grabbed hold of his ass, Peter felt her dig her long, pink fingernails into him.
>Unable to postpone the inevitable any longer, Peter slowly pushed the head of his cock into the juicy, burning opening of his aunt's waiting vagina.
>"OhGodddddd," Peter heard aunt May gasp as their lips broke apart.
>The feeling was indescribable.
>It was like thrusting his cock into a tight, burning sheath of silky softness that lovingly clenched and squeezed him.
>Unbelievably, it grew hotter and wetter as he went deeper and deeper inside the secret intimacy of her femininity.
>There was nothing else to live for, now.
>Peter was submitting himself to the most ecstatic experience a boy was capable of imagining.
>While the physical pleasure was incomparable, the fact that his aunt was his willing partner in the wickedness was most damning.
>"Oh...my fucking...God...Aunt May," he gasped, finally breaking their lip lock.
>"Oh...Peter...my Baby, " she cried out, thrusting herself up against him.
>Peter's cock slid effortlessly into his aunt's warmth.
>It felt like heaven.

>>84389719
>Overcome by the delicious feelings pouring up from his cock, Peter tentatively pulled the throbbing giant out slightly and then pushed it back down into aunt May's fiery sheath once again.
>The sensation of her wet, hot flesh wrapped around his aching cock sent fire coursing up his cock and into his reeling mind.
>The exquisite pleasure spewing from his loins was rapidly becoming too intense to tolerate.
>He realized that his aunt must be feeling the same way as she arched her back, thrusting her hips up at him, pulling him even deeper inside the hot socket.
>Thrusting himself into aunt May, Peter finally felt the head of his cock thud up against her cervix at the same instant his belly touched hers. They were a perfect fit; made for each other and fit together perfectly.
>Holding himself deep inside of her hot, sucking cunt, he bent down and quickly kissed her again.
>Aunt May returned his kiss, and soon his tongue snaked its way into her mouth.
>The passion that was pouring through his body rapidly blossomed into a white-hot spasm of ecstasy as the tension in his loins reached the boiling point.
>"Auntph!" he tried to warn her but it was too late.

>>84389760
>Peter's cock erupted violently inside her, sending a huge gusher of his white-hot lava-cum spurting out into his aunt's vagina.
>"Oh, Peter..." aunt May gurgled, wrapping her legs around him, and pushing her hips up against him.
>Peter could feel aunt May's wondrous pusy frantically clutching at his cock as it emptied itself down into the hot depths of her pusy.
>"Peter…my…baby…" she cooed, her voice softening into a whimper as his body continued to spasm and writhe.
>Over and over again, Peter felt his cock jerk and spurt gusher after gusher of his thick, hot cum deep into his aunt May's hungry, sucking cunt.
>It was pure heaven as wave after wave of pleasure washed over his body.
>"Oh…my…God…aunt May…I love you so much," he gasped as he thrust himself down into her again and again.
>Finally, his monster relented and stopped firing off inside of her.
>Exhausted by the huge expenditure of physical and emotional energy, Peter collapsed on top of aunt May.

>>84374803
>that restaurant clip
goddamn the entire thing was awful

the sound editing, the "be a coward bc i love u" cliche, the robots writing the larby jokes

>>84389809
wew

>>84389599

That's the setup of Homecoming - Tony Stark has put Peter Parker in a junior college for super smart kids. That's why Flash Thompson isn't a football bully anymore.

>>84385627
Iron Man is gonna fuck Aunt May confirmed.
He IS Uncle Ben, that's why he gives the speech to Peter.

>>84374965

This board is normie tier.

>It's a Peter wakes up from loud moaning sounds coming out of Aunt May's room again.

>>84374858
I hear she likes short stocky balding men

Aunt May likes Tony at the end
Watched it yesterday at AMC in MN.

>>84383155
The way she's dressed makes her look like a porn actress pretending to be a """step-mom"""

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Here is her actual pornstar look alike. Based April o neil

>>84390712
likes him likes him, or just likes him?

>in civil war tony wraps her around his finger
>here she doesn't like him

how are the going to explain this franchise inconsistency?

>>84390797
no resemblance

>>84390712
If you did make a thread and spoil

>>84390800
They don't fuck if that's what you're asking.
Holland is a huge miscast though, I know most of you like him but jesus christ. Nobody dies, Michelle is MJ, her last name is not mentioned but it's just J so her nickname is MJ - I think they did it so they can retcon it if need arises, Flash is fucking SHIT, the CGI is embarrassing.

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>>84390984
>Her surname is James, so she's MJ!
>Actually it's Johnson!
>Actually they just say it starts with a J, because!

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>>84390672
Marisa Tomei Marisa Tomei?

>>84390797
Fucking French faggots. They make you do all the work and charge you 40 Euros for a piece of sweet bread and a cup of chocolate sauce.

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>>84386301

>>84374983
Leah Gotti

>>84374803
holy shit this is awful

>>84391375
They can only afford to do this because even dumber tourists will pay for it

Alexa Thomas is the best lookalike 2bh

>>84374983
Alexa Tomas you dunkasses

>>84374965
Based
Cant help but smile everytime i see it, its so deadpan that its great

>>84391375

this is belgium

and waffles are belgian

dumb ameritard

>>84374803
I love how they took a diversity shit all over the source material but when it comes to old ladies they're still more than happy to fuck them out of roles.

>>84374803
I fucked a 52 year old woman with a similar figure recently, it's not as fun as it sounds.

>>84392313
do tell

>>84391935
Americans don't care about the French. Stupid + obsessed with the French = a Brit

>>84392348
Everything is saggier and spongey feeling once the bra and jeans come off. Also the whole time you're thinking
>she's52she's52she's52

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>>84382782
To get fucked by Harrison maybe

>tfw gonna get cucked by Tony
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84389240
Do you really need to say everythign happens suddenly?
Also fail for not mentioning Uncle Ben.

>>84384329
*/tv/

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>>84382360
Oh god those pubes poking out from under the panties. I can only get so erect

>>84393065
Uncle Ben was in the shed.

>>84379955
She was basically a grandma for the longest time

(hotter that way)

>>84374983
>>84375104
>>84381617
>>84382486
>>84382767
>>84391477
>>84391633
Alexa Tomas obviously fuck off

>>84375617
sauce

oregaño

>>84375617
>but it feels soo good aunt may

Where were you when Aunt May was bae?

>>84389194
kek

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>>84375159
>Uncle Ben gets cucked
>Spiderman gets cucked by Norman Osborn
.spiderman gets cucked by Mephisto
>Spiderman gets cucked again by Doc Ock when he took over his body
>Doc Ock got cucked when e got trapped in an android's body and watched his midget wifu making out with a black bull
What is with Spiderman writers and cuckholding?

>>84395335
>midget wifu
Wtf?

>>84395279
she kind looks like the "yer getting your cock sucked kid" pornhoe

>>84374803
She can't act but hey at least she's hot right?

>>84395279
Definitely came for that. :)

>>84375159
The characters in that comic are named Richard, Mary, Ben and May, which are the names of Spider-Man's parents, uncle and aunt, and are obviously intended to be them. However, they're never specifically named "Parker" in the comic, so Marvel could say "lol chill out guys, it's not really them" in case people hated it. Which they did.

>>84396305
It also helps to understand it was at a time when being a complete whore was at an all time high in terms of popularity largely due to Paris Hilton. It was basically hugely flawed and shameless attempt to get a new demographic that backfired

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>>84396664
The covers make it particularly obvious

>>84396742
Those girls seem to be under the age of 18 years old.

>>84396742
I bet Jackie Chan would like that kind of Trouble. :)

>>84395279
>looks like she's saying not for you

I know ;__;

>>84375617
>what are Kino porn films for 800, Alex

>>84396742
HOW ARE THESE COMIC BOOK COVERS

LOOKS EXTREMELY 90S

>>84374965
BASED

>>84396017
"For her performance, Tomei was named Best Supporting Actress at the 1993 Academy Awards, prevailing over Miranda Richardson, Joan Plowright, Vanessa Redgrave and Judy Davis."

sure

>>84393770
more like jynx maze

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The stories aren't true? Who gives a fuck what you think, Parker? Let me give you a history lesson:
>De Nang, 1968. I was a cub reporter for the Stars and Stripes, and goddamn if I didn't have a dick hard for seeing some charbroiled gooks.
>problem was that we were in a so called "safe zone." So what I do, I snoop around a bit, find out the CO is a raging fucking hophead. I feed him some bullshit intel about the slope village up the hill being a VC trading post. Eager to keep the brass off his back, fucknuts calls a napalm strike right in the middle of a fucking Red Cross inoculation event.
>Kid, the next two hours earned me my pulitzer. I interviewed gook after babbling gook, liberal after crying liberal, and 40 years later I'm running the biggest fucking paper in Jew York City.
>The stories aren't true? Fuck you, you twinkletoed cocksucker, I'll MAKE them true!
>THIS FUCKING CITY DESERVED 9/11, GAS ALL THE KIKES NOW

I thought this was a superhero film?

>>84395279
>That sex hair
oh my god...

>>84374803
I swear she was a bigger milf in Civil War, what happened?

>>84399788
Sounds like it is

>currently dislikes tony stark
>eventually going to want the D because he looks after Peter
You just know. With Pepper out of the way, it can happen.

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the new york subway staring at cute redheads
>take off my spidey suit and launch it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the elastic is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the costume and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the suit
>put it back on, one last time
>one final webbing
>launch out of my room
>swing up the corridor
>burst into my aunt's room to ask her to call me cab to take me to the halloween store so she can buy me another cheap knockoff chinese deadpool costume
>my aunt is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the supersuit infuses me with the spirit of spider-man
>swing onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my aunt's engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey webbing all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "you'll get your rent when you f-fix the god damn door"
>take the spidey mask off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my aunt kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the mask on my crusty deadpool costume
>point my hand to the stars
>bring my middle fingers in like Tobey and whisper "Go web"
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>realise that with great power indeed comes great responsibility
>it's going to be a long winter

>>84400971
Actually, Pepper shows up in "Homecoming" and Tony proposes to her.

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>>84399500
Romance comics for girls were a big thing in like the 50s. Marvel thought that was a market they could tap into for some reason, but made a series of mistakes like using those covers, having Mark Millar write it, and making it about Aunt May of all characters.
A couple of years later they tried it again with Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane, which was a lot more successful because it looked like a girl's manga and read like a teen drama.

>>84393770
Jesus Christ sorry for not knowing a pornslut's name

fucking wanker

>>84401071
I would pay to see NEET spider man

>>84374803
>Suit does everything for him
>First ugly MJ
DROPPED

>>84401585
>>First ugly MJ

Nah, she's cute.

>>84374803
Reminder that Maris Tomei is 55.
Reminder that many women could look like they are in there late 30s to 40s when they hit their late 50s and early 60s if they would care about nutrition and doing cardio twice or three times a week.

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>>84375159

>>84374965
Posting in based pusy thread

>>84374803
I'd plant my seed DIRECTLY into her womb

>>84374965
BASED
PUSY
POSTER

>>84374997
it only makes my dick harder

>>84375022
she knows EXACTLY what she's doing

DON'T DO IT, PETER. DON'T CUM INSIDE YOUR AUNTIE MAY.

>>84374965
Pusy

>>84382363
why_not_both.gif

>>84383188
>>no father figure in his life

I WILL BE YOUR FATHER FIGURE

>>84389719
>weeping pusy,