cast this biopic
i'll start
Melania
Jon Voight as campaign/President Trump.
Tom Holland as Baron Trump
Who will play Putin?
>>84373240
>>84373240
Why would Putin be in the film? He and Trump have never even met.
fuck blimpf and fuck white people
>>84373240
It's an unusual casting but I'd say The Rock
>>84373284
They could have a scene where he and Trump conspire via cell phone or some other means
Mike Pence
>>84373284
If the movie is made by (((hollywood))), don't expect accuracy.
general pattons ghost as trump
I reckon you could trick this fat cunt into playing Hillary by telling her it's "empowering" or something.
>>84371607
>mfw this isn't even a joke. There will be a patriotic Trump biopic in your lifetime.
Jeb Bush as Jeb Bush
>>84373240
idris elba
>>84371607
Leslie jones as michelle obama
>>84371607
Robert Redford man, fucks sake
>>84371607
Madonna as hillary
>>84373455
Cesar from the apes franchise, sorry don't know his real name
Macho Man Randy Savage as the personification of Trump's will
>>84373373
>There will be a patriotic Trump biopic in your lifetime.
Name me one pro-Nixon sympathetic biopic.
>>84373344
Maybe by time it gets made we'll have some fresh redpilled blood in Hollywood.
>>84373607
All we ever fucking get is a bunch of pro-military murica propaganda on the daily, what more could you want?
>>84373280
FUND IT
Hillary
>>84371655
Wrong.
>>84373284
post credits scene
>>84371607
Baron Trump
Megyn Kelly
>>84371607
Ivanka
>>84373783
This gives me a better idea, is there anyway we can reverse age Jake Llyod by 17 or so years?
>>84373894
>4'11"
7 yo Ivanka?
>>84373240
Dr. Ben Carson
>>84374412
>putin
>6'4''
>>84373240
Roose Bolton
cast these two
>>84374674
Mike Judge as Alex
>>84374674
Luiz Guzman and Bill Hicks
>>84373701
Too likable. Needs to be somewhat of a cunty actress for me to entirely suspend disbelief.
>>84374674
Alex will play himself, as he does on his show
jeb
>>84373240
Lars Mikkelsen. He's already doing it on House of Cards
What about blumpf's advisor?
>>84373587
Who will play Steve Bannon?
Why would Donald Trump being playing Paul Dano in a biopic?
Unless he's doing an old Dano maybe.
I can't wait for the Trump cinematic universe.
>>84373335
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>84374448
Or that Terrence howard
>>84373359
She'd do it even if it cast Hillary in a bad light cause she's.a greedy Jewess
cast him
Danny McBride should play Donald Trump.
>>84375176
Bring Chris Farley back from the dead, have him be a comic relief during the intense debate.
>>84373240
Daniel Craig. The two look very alike.
>>84375176
Mr. Creosote from Monty Python
>>84371607
>>84375176
tom hardy
>>84374857
andy samberg
>>84375176
When was the last time this guy saw his own dick?
>>84375737
Doesn't look even remotely alike
>>84374627
Are there any bald manlets in Hollywood that even resemble Putin?
>>84375641
Yeah but Daniel Craig is too tall and bulky. He'll need to go on a strict diet and the director will need to play up some height shortening camera tricks like how Peter Jackson did the hobbits in LOTR.
>>84375812
...as Hilary
>>84374865
>shadowed by a web of conspiracy
>positive
>>84374865
*shattered by a web of conspiracy
I meant.
>>84374666
Came to post this. Mcelhatton is Based but I dk if he can do a russian character convincingly, but the look and mannerisms are nearly identical
>>84373240
Demetri Martin
>a biopic on how a man destroys everything america is supposed to be
I can see it happening.
>>84375176
Jeff Portnoy
>>84371607
Ray Liotta as Paul Manafort
Steven Seagal as Trump
>>84374710
If you're talking about the one I think you're talking about, Hicks is dead.
Elizabeth Olsen as the down-on-her-luck moscow hooker with a heart of gold who finally catches her big break after FSB contact her to pee on Drumpf and film it in service to Mother Russia
>>84376660
that should unironically be a stand-alone film
>>84373733
Damn it i forgot about this cutie
>>84373280
he has such a warm and kind face. Its hard to think demon bitch husbandbeating emma is his daughter
HEY
>>84373344 (and everyone else)
>still falling for the meme that the mainstream is trying to get rid of (((Domfrod Trogf)))
You're part of the (((problem))), Israeli.
>>84373344
oh fuck off with the brackets, Drumpf has proven to be a grade-A jewish buttslut. stop acting as if hes anti-jew, youre just projecting. Netanyahu could shit in Drumpfs mouth and Drumpf would call it fine chocolate.
>>84375176
Boogie
cast the milfs
>>84377495
what happens when you text TRUMP to 88022?
>>84371607
memes aside Owen Wilson will play Trump. Screencap this.
>>84377516
you receive an israeli flag dreidel in the mail
>>84374857
josh hartnett
>>84377495
Stephanie McMahon