What if snoke is Mace Windu?

>>84370896
What if Snoke is Rey's daddy?

>>84370896
Snoke hasn't got a nigger nose
/thread

they are both bald so it must be true

What if Snoke is Snoke?

what if snoke is the physical manifestation of misogyny?

>>84371080
This is the most outlandish idea I've ever heard.

>>84371101
Oh wow. Would Star Wars do something so brave?

What if you had a little Hitler clone that you could fit into your pocket?

>>84371127
Rey better throw a used tampon at him or I am boycotting Disney forever and pissing in my seat

>>84371196
Her lightsaber is made from her menstrual blood.

man would that be dope if Snoke was voiced by Samuel L jackson, just imagine this vocal nigga throwing Motherfucker around throughout the film. true kino

>SLOTH ISLAND AIN'T A COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF

>>84371080

dude wtf, if that's true that'd be a ballsy move on their part. I mean now that JJ is gone this could be the case

bro at the movies i thought his name was Smoke. they were just pronouncing it wrong.

and what's up with Rey and Obi Wan having a british accent. nobody on Jakku talks like it

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>>84371317
implying JJ isn't the braniac mastermind orchestrating this plot

>>84371260
why did i read that in eddie murphy's voice

>>84371428

Everyone's thinking that Rey is related to Obi Wan. which kinda makes sense.

>>84371460
I'd slip something into Sheev if you know what I meme

>>84370896
Snoke is Vader

>>84371428
when has where somebody is from ever determined whether they have a British or American accent in Star Wars?

It would have been better than what he actually ended up being

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>>84371196
I piss on my seat at every show anyway of course I'm older and don't feel like getting up have a few mixed drink made from a flask, a little green coke glass and a juice box or two.

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>>84371617
I NO WUT U THINKIN BOUT

>>84371805
BE BOP BA BODDA BOPE

>there are people out there who still think Snoke is Plagueis
kek, I feel bad for dem dumb niggas

WE

>>84371805
T H I C C

>>84370896
What is snoke is Bane?

>>84370896
you know you're movie's shit when the only thing people care about is baseless speculation about who's who and who's related to who. they should try writing a good story

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>>84372734
What if Snoke is CIA?

>>84372934
He'd be a big guy

Oh wow, another one of these threads, even after the creators already stated Snoke is a completely new character
Please kill yourselves, all of you

>>84370930
would love this to be the twist.

>>84372934
It would be extremely painful

>>84370896
It would be an awesome, emotional twist

>>84371080
What would this mean?

>>84370896
>a black character be a bad guy
>in Disney star wars
>in the year of our Lord 2017

Haha oh you.

>>84370896
They already said it ain't. Stop being stoopid.

aren't they pretty much ignoring everything prequel-related in these new movies?

Occam's Razor with all things Star Wars. It's just not smart enough otherwise.

Snoke is Palpatine. Rey is Luke's daughter. Rey's mother is Rey after she traveled back in time to help Luke kill Palpatine for good and they fell in love.

>>84370896

Only if he had cosmetic surgery on part of his face.

Snoke's ear lobes are attached while Windu's are detached

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>>84372934

>>84370896
Mace Dindu

>>84370978
kinda looks like he does

>>84375896
Mostly, but there are a few things. Leia's adoptive father from the prequels appeared in Rogue One.
Phantom Menace was almost 20 years ago, there are lots of people with nostalgia for the prequels today. It's dumb of them to not capitalize on it more.

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>>84374516
For you.

>>84370896
omg is that samuel jackson?

>>84370896
Snoke was obviously one of Luke's students. Maybe the first and turned to the dark side. There he met kylo (while kylo was a kid) and helped train him with Luke. Snoke was also friends with Han and Liea and Han Solo talks about him like he knew him.

Before training with Luke Snoke was probably rich, or a politician secretly working with the first order. Then assumed control when going full sith.

Snoke turned Kylo to the dark side and founded the Knights of Ren. There he turned on Luke and killed all his students and burned the new temple.

Luke pissed fights Snoke and there is probably an explosion (there's lots of fire in the clips) leaving Snoke disfigured.


That's exactly how it's going to go down.

>>84370978
you dont just /thread your own post

dubs

>>84370896
leaks confirmed it's Plaguies in a host body

we Orochimaru now

>>84371669
I thought in universe people from Coruscant speak with British accents.

I think Snoke is Boba Fett

Isnt snoke palpatines master ?

>>84379422
Impossible because Plagueis was of that bald lanky species that inconsistently has or doesn't have a nose.

>>84379579
That's EU though, there's no definite reason to think they couldn't change his species for these movies

Although, i really don't think it is Plagueis

>>84378761
yes you do newfag
/thread

>>84380122
>That's EU though
It's hardcore established EU stuff though and the film already showcased a mandaloran flag.

I don't think Jew Jew has the balls to just retconn his species.

I prefer the theory, Snoke is the true Darth Vader and the one killed in the original trilogy is his clone.

I might actually care if Snoke tells old Luke, "I'm your daddy!"

>>84370896
would be the best outcome desu

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>>84370896
>the dark side turns black people white

>>84380323
His clone wouldn't need to put on the mask.
Although I guess no one would care about him without it.

>>84379043
But Sheev is from Naboo and has a British accent, and Padme is also from Naboo and has an American accent. Where a character is from doesn't mean anything.

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>>84371770
H-harry?

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How does someone fall for the dark side meme exactly? Think about it, you live in a world where there is a clear good and evil, and the good guys are always pulling it out at the last second against all odds. I mean even ISIS doesn't claim to be the evil ones, while the Sith basically say their goal is to be full of hate and anger and kill people/one another. Also, every Sith Lord is horribly mangled and so obviously evil, how the fuck could you be seduced by that? Even the fucking bible depicts Satan as an attractive person with a silver tongue. How exactly could anyone in their right mind think it's a good idea to trust the mangled old man in a black cloak and raspy voice?

Explain this starshit fags.

but snoke isn't human..

>>84380602
The Sith did rule the galaxy for a thousand years at one point. There's always the hope you can pull it off again.

>>84371497
rey confirmed for half mandalorian half jedi

>>84380602
It's not a conscious decision, see Vader.

If force users let their "darker" emotions like hate or fear overwhelm them they start to draw strength from them. It's a tempting power trip when you can channel everything via raw emotion rather than intensive discipline like the jedi do.

>>84380817
so basically these people never have a single moment of introspection and wonder to themselves "Should I really be following this creepy evil dude that is trying to convince me to kill my own family?" come on anon.

>>84380885
I guess you get caught in a loop of shame fear and rage, until seeing your son tortured shocks you out if it. also most sith think they just need to play along until they have enough power to kill their master and make everything right

>>84370896
The Lego Snoke figure shows snoke is white

>>84380133
Dubs

>>84380885
Slow path of corruption, and manipulation in the case of Anakin, doesn't happen overnight. Then when the dark side eventually consumes them they distrust/hate and lose sight of everything and everyone before.

>>84380972
More evidence of Hollywood white-washing. baka

He was able to stop being a nigger? He truly is powerful

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Does anyone even care who Snoke is? Like what if Snoke is just Snoke. Why does Star Wars have to be about mysteries now just because the OT decided to pull a plot twist with Vader.

I wish I could get excited for TLJ but not after ANH2.0. The OT will never be topped and we can just accept this and move on to different franchises.

>>84380885
>>84380817
they do, anakin did, but they think that they can harness that power and overthrow the evil dude which eventually happens

I can't get over the fact they named him Snoke. What the fuck

>>84380164
>I don't think Jew Jew has the balls to just retconn his species.
Well, i don't think they're going to bring up Snoke at all

I don't know what to think about Snoke, but i doubt it's as obvious as most seem to think
Maybe he's not any named character at all. Like some guy who survived the destruction of Alderaan, or someone who took Jabba's place as local mafia boss of Tatooine.

Also, J J isn't involved in any of the other two movies

>>84380602
It's because we all need a little bit of darkness in our hearts. When you suppress even the potential for having bad thoughts among your warriors, those thoughts will keep boiling in silence, and build up until you meet some sort of catalyst that makes you see things differently, and the rage you've built up over the years is now directed at what you used to believe in, what restrained you.
That's the story of Darth.
Windu avoided that, because he was an asshole despite the rules, Yoda because he managed to deal with his problems wisely instead of shutting them away.

What if Snoke is a memer? Which memes would he spout?

>>84381444
Am I attracted to this girl or no

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cinematics about video game literally tell better story than kylo nigga and the daisy cuckqueen the movie

>why again they didnt pick up old republic and start whole new movie series ?

Made a strawpoll

Who do you think Snoke is?

Please vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/13304576

Snoke is some generic villain JJ pulled from his anus and put no thought into. You heard it here first

What if it mattered?

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>>84370896
kek

>>84381740
Dewey had a hard life.

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>>84381571
why didn't they just remake the prequels? Was Lucas that assmad that he wouldn't give them the rights to remake them? We could've actually had a decent Phantom Menace and brought back some of the actors for a real script.

>>84370896
What if, moving forward, star wars completely distances itself with anything having to do with the pleb-quels, because they are shit?

>>84381814
Because people love retro meme references

>>84371805
DAAAMN, SHEEV LOOK LIKE DAT?

>>84370896
well they've both got ears.

>>84380885

When did you stop doing what your parents told you to do? When you stopped listening to the advice of others and your own guidance of what you know is right and outstanding and just said fuck it

as a sidenote, sith is for fags but serious starwars discussion is for mega fags

>>84381516
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>>84381814
because Ahsoka is the only decent character in the entire canom

>>84379043
This is actually true.

>>84380472
Don't be stupid, Palpatine's family is obviously descended from Coruscanti.

>>84380602
New canon makes it this way. KOTOR fleshed this dynamic out much more interestingly.

the Jedi are anti life, their essentially buddhists/hindus and revolve around a asceticism. They believe that the activities of life are actually worthless and would prefer to sit and do nothing waiting to die so they can "return to the force". the only reason they act as peacekeepers is on request of the senate, otherwise they abscond caring about anything at all. They are the reason slavery and other injustices are so rampant because the Jedi would rather do nothing

The Sith on the other hand are not actually evil but are driven by will to effect the world. they are invested in the events of reality and have tangible feelings about things that matter to them whether it be a personal feeling for someone they love (anakin) or a desire to bring change to the Galaxy (Dooku), to this end they will begin a path of will to power, their philosphy most resembles Nietzsche's and it can be used for good or evil. the main problem is that most sith get caught up pursuing power instead of using it for what they originally intended. in one of the Bioware games there was a sith Twilek who became a sith because she wanted to free her fellow slaves and then began a campaign freeing other sex trafficed twileks and slaves, she was not an evil person, she just wanted to change the world around her

>>84381571
>why again they didnt pick up old republic and start whole new movie series ?
because disney are cowards and only make copies

when will we have some porn company with the budget of blacked but with all the alien species of star wars geting humaned

>>84370930
Snoke is Reys brother. You know, the children under the force tree.

>>84382714
>pedo boner for snips

kys

>>84382844
let's be honest, star wars is for kids. it's very easy to understand that creepy old horribly scarred evil guy = bad and handsome young protag = good. It should've been obvious with the prequels, and now that Disney owns it, it's clear as day. Star Wars is nothing more than Frozen-tier as far as the complexities of it's narrative go.

stop trying to convince yourself that these AREN'T marketed for kids. Can you imagine grown ass adult men arguing about whether the Minion spin-off in Despicable Me was canon? That's basically what Star Wars fans are.

What if Snoke is the Senate?

>>84370978
>puts /thread at the end of his own post
faggot.

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>>84383372
Not yet.

>>84380602
You're a faggot. The good guys don't always win, it's a seesaw that tips one way then the other. Sheev ruled the entire fucking galaxy. Plenty of people would be seduced by that kind of power.
Also, you don't know that the sith are evil. Just because the jedi say that, doesn't make it true. Sheev ruled the galaxy and there was peace for a long time. I doubt he was out slaughtering innocents while he was ruling. The only people that we see die are casualties of war. Alderaan sided with the rebels, and Luke's relatives had droids with military information on them.

Do the prequels and the EU even matter anymore?

>>84383428
>you don't know that the sith are evi;
nigga what. this is not IRL where there are uncertain sides and historical revisionism. It's explicitly clear that Sith are the bad guys. This is a fantasy movie you fucking retard.

What if Rey has a penis?

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>>84370896
Did anyone watch Empire in 81 and thought to themselves "OMG who is the Emperor's real identity??"

Snoke is just an evil old wizard like Sheev in the original trilogy and archetype like this doesn't need a backstory for fuck's sake.

The new canon novels even included some implied backstory just so you autists shut up already. Something something, dark side acolytes living in deep space/edge of the galaxy. That not good enough for you?

Snoke is Luke

The Force needs conflict to fuel itself and make the users stronger, Luke came up with the whole Snoke persona while in hiding and created First Order.

Snoke's form is the sloth on Luke's island who he uses as a puppet.

>>84370896
who the fuck cares who snoke is? haven't we seen this shit before? im convinced that all the snoke hype is disney shilling at this point, i dont see how an actual human being can care

>>84370896
I think if anything, he looks more like Qui-Gon Jinn than Mace Windu.

But he'll likely be an original character.

>>84385149

This exactly. It supposed to be a big mystery I guess, but TFA was so meh I don't really have much emotional investment in its development and I expect most normal people don't either.

>>84370896
Snoke is Rax Gallius, pretty much confirmed

>>84380371
it's actually true, kek just take a look at kotor or swtor.

>>84380602
The characters lack free will. They are so to say, controlled by a writer, for the lack of a better term.

>>84374639
thats just to throw us off. you cant trust creators to tell us the meaning of what they make

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>>84382869
Still waiting for that Padme sex tape.

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Snoke and a pancake?

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>>84382844

>mfw we'll never have a Kreia/Darth Traya-quality villain in cinematic Star Wars EVER because the producers are retarded, autistic faggots that should kill themselves

jdimsa

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>>84381115
Sith
No
One
Knew
Existed

It's all in the leaks laddie.

>>84380602
>start doing meth
>"dude stop doing meth"
>can't stop doing meth

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>>84385275
nah