Can you relate to him?

Manual labor fucking sucks

>>84368063

Yes, i'm 23 and dont know what to do with my life, i recently graduated and i'm working a shitty job and i dont know what career i should do, i dont want a crappy job that i'll hate into my 40s.

>>84368096
that is the flaw of the movie, but in the original version the foreman was gonna come up to Peter and Lawrence and give them a hard time, to drive the point home that work sucks no matter what you do. The suits cut that scene out, but you can see the foreman walking up to them as the camera crane pulls up when the scene is ending.

>>84368063
Yep, quit my job two years ago. Just didn't go looking for another. Got some sweet disability checks for major depression. I gave up now just hoping I die in my sleep.

>>84368146
But at the end Peter was clearly happy with doing construction

>>84368063
yes. from 2004 to 2011, people called me Peter

>>84368214
Yes but that's before the foreman comes over and acts like a dick, thus perpetuating the cycle that work sucks no matter what you do.

>get a degree I don't care about
>get a shit job
>quit after three weeks (i just left one day, didn't tell anyone and didn't answer any calls after)
>went NEET for about 3 years
>got a job delivering chinese food
>in the mean time started working out
>i'm now a police officer

Just over half a year until my two year probationary period is over. I'm actually enjoying my life.

>>84368240
>police officer
So you bully people and kill niggers for a living.
Topkek.

>>84368150
A very low percentage of people die in their sleep. You're better off doing the car in the garage or parking on train tracks

>>84368116
Dude are you me
What do you do

>>84368298
I'm not American so none of that, majority of my actual policing duties consists of dealing with civil disputes.

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>>84368063
No, I don't relate to getting cucked.

>>84368230
Was that a scene?
I didn't see that in the movie

>>84368146
Intredasting. I wish they left that in, I bought the ending until I actually entered the workforce.
I'm sure there are people who prefer physical work to being cooped up in an office and would take getting yelled at directly by a dickhead foreman to passive aggressive corporate bureaucracy, but Peter seems like he's just lazy.

>>84368394
how about you read the thread, you illiterate fuck

>>84368217
Kek what? What happened after 2011?

>>84368394
are you fucking retarded

>>84368394
As I mentioned here
>>84368146
It's in the original script and they filmed it, but it was cut for a more light-hearted ending

>>84368063
No. I work in labour and can't relate to office cucks who haven't done any real work in their entire lives.

>>84368146
>work sucks no matter what you do
I work from home and it's pretty decent. I've only been at it for a year, so maybe it'll end up being shitty, but it took me a lot less time to decide that working at a factory.

>>84368453
got a different job

still sucks, but people dont associate me with peter gibbons

>>84368328
I have sleep apnea. Only a matter of time

>>84368492
I worked from home for 5 years, I went a little stir crazy and the monotony got awful, thought it would be a smart move to go to a wage job. I don't particularly hate it, especially because I'm basically paid to watch Netflix all night, but fyi, I really miss having completely autonomy in my life and right now I basically check my email every day to see if they're going to start recruiting again. Stick with that shit as long as you can sustain yourself.

I don't like paying bills

>>84368623
The grass is always greener on the other side.

I relate in the sense of being stuck in a dead end job with no room for promotion. However, he traded a cushy office job for manual labour. He would be better off fucking off with the money he embezzled.

>>84368599
lose some weight you fat fuck, or just kill yourself and stop being a worthless fat fuck pussy

>>84368476
why are manual laborers so insecure?

>>84368063

I'm not a wagecuck slave, no

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>>84368705

how could you not

I watched this as a kid and I figured this was what all adults were like

>>84368063
Yes. I work long night security shifts where absolutely nothing happens. It's show up, make sure everybody leaves, then ~10 hours of hoping nothing goes wrong with the facility, then let everyone in, and go home. I do close to zero with my "work". My job is being present.
I can relate to the bosses thing, sort of. I don't have 6 (or whatever) bosses but I have 1 very annoying one. He's a good guy and all because he gave me the job after a joke of an interview, but he must be losing his mind or has some kind of experimental autism. He will text me asking "Are the gates shut? Alarm set?" I'll say "Yes, the gates are shut and the alarm is set." then he'll text me about 40 minutes later to say "Alarm set? All good there?" and I'll say "Yes, alarm is set and it's all good." then he will call right before he goes to bed to say "Everything good there?" and I'll say "Yep, normal night." I work 3 nights a week and this will happen for at least two of them. He also has zero issues with telling you the same story time and time again only days apart.
I'm 24 with a dad body and none of this feels real.

>>84368476
Being a donkey is nothing to be proud of

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I relate and still relate to the sense that if I had all the money in the world, I would just do nothing. I mean sure I'd travel the world or some typical rich guy shit like that but in the end I have no drive or motivation to do something worthwhile. I don't care about finding the cure for cancer, writing the next best piece of literature, or building homes. I essentially just want to do absolutely nothing except enjoy the money I have and what it can get me.

>>84368705
>>84368769

Heh

He's right, though. Only turbo fatties get Fat Apnea.

>>84368919
My dad has it and he has never been fat.
So, wrong.

>>84368796
Cool story bro

>>84368966
Yeah it can be genetic. Some people's throat muscles droop sufficiently when relaxed to cause it, even without obesity.

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>>84369050
Thanks.

>>84368063

No.

I don't have a gf

>>84369104
Who do you watch Kung Fu with?

>>84368116
literally me except i graduated a year ago
does your family give you shit too?

>easy stress-free do-nothing job
>off every weekend
>consistent hours
>paid well enough to afford his own apartment
>good looking enough to bag prime jennifer aniston

I would put up with a little rush hour traffic and my boss occasionally asking me to come in on Saturday (overtime, oh no!) for this guys fucking life.

>>84368063
Yes I'm a QA for a shitty software company in the south. We make off brand programs that already exist.

>>84368705
not the same person, but I have apnea due to condylar resorption. Getting surgery for it this year but it's not always fat related

>>84368063
Well, he's a captain, for Pete's sake.

>>84369215
>my boss occasionally asking me to come in on Saturday
This is the one part I never understood
Was he really in a job environment where he couldn't just say "no"?

>>84369230
You're an absolute cuck if you're a male QA. QA jobs are for women and fags.

>>84369331
I'm not a male anon nor did I say I was.

>>84368767

>wagecuck

I'm pretty sure Peter was a salary man. He wouldn't be so devastated working weekends if he actually got paid a lot more for it.

>>84369343
What the fuck are you then.

>>84369239
haha you fuckin chinlett, what a fag

>>84369410
Well there are only two genders and If i'm not a male I must be...oh come on you can figure it out.

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was he our guy

>>84369290
Wasn't the problem that they were downsizing so everyone felt like they needed to kiss ass and say yes to everything so they didn't get laid off

>>84368063
Yes. First time I watched it the hypnotize scene made me feel deeply relaxed, and then when he started doing fuck-all at work and doing what he wanted I felt a deep feeling of satisfaction slowly wash over me.

>>84369440

>only two genders

Nice try shitlord

>>84369440
>There are only two genders
Triggered

>>84368796
I unironically liked this story.

>>84369440
why is this allowed?

>>84369519
It was, they were all afraid of getting the boot.

>>84369545
Also there are males QA. I don't think you know what QA do you sexist pig.

>>84368796
wish that was my job desu
what do you do to pass the time?

>>84369649
he shitposts on /tv/ anon
>>84368796
i like the ending anon

I'm a 36 year old attorney with 2 kids. Fuck this faggot, I'm next level apathetic about my job.

>>84368150
y-y-y ou can get d-d-disability for d-d epression senpai?
why am i not living the neet life

Nope.

>work from home
>Make an OK salary
>Make royalties as I'm in the games industry
>Everyone thinks my job is hard, but it's easy as fuck
>Wake up at 11am and work until 3pm
>Have made 70k this year so far on royalties

The easy life.

>>84368146
Depends on the labour, had a friend that cleaned death animals from the road.

Happiest motherfucker on earth, he barely lifted a finger twice a day.

>>84369533
Yeah there was something almost spiritual about that....

>>84368146
i cant find any source about an alternate ending

>>84368796
Are you otherwise ugly? If not, just get an Insurance or Real Estate license and coast making $40-60k a year. You have the free time to study and the tests are simple.

>>84368116
>>84368344
>>84369199
Just kill yourselves.

>>84369698
Every night, 10 hours straight? The absolute madman.

>>84369740
Mobile game, porn, or Steam workshop?

>>84369735
You need EXTENSIVE medical records. I had 14 years of failed prescriptions, two mental ward stays, unable to keep a job since 2011. Electroshock therapy twice. So now I just sleep all day and shit post for the last two years. No, I have not gotten tired of it.

>>84368116
If you go to college try to get a useful degree so is not a waste of time and money.

Stem or a business degree.

>>84369899
based depressed neet-anon

>>84368063
For about 7 years, yes. Then I switched careers to a more "creative" field. I make less money though I don't work ridiculous unpaid overtime and I'm now a generally more happy and satisfied person as corny as it sounds.

Career changes can seem intimidating but if you HATE your job, fuck, give it a shot.

>>84369899
>>84369899
>>84369899
>Electroshock therapy.

Jesus, i thought that shit was illegal. How is it like anyway?

>>84368063
No because i'm not a cubicle cuck

>>84369910
>le everyone should be STEM or business major
You are what's wrong with the world.

>>84369819

Games publishing. It's easy as fuck. I don't even MAKE the games, man. Automated income. On top of my salary I'm hoping to make 20k a month soon.

Also I live in Hungary, so i barely pay much of rent and shit.

>>84369716
I almost went to law school until I read numerous anecdotes from litigators and lawyers who hate their lives

Joined the navy instead

>>84369740
Ok dude what do you do exactly.

Help some bros out. Are you a dev? A tester?.

>>84370026
Wait, how the fuck does that work? What do you do exactly?

>>84370041
>>84370026

>>84369997
It's not like it used to be. They sedate you. Basically sleep through it.

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>>84368796

I did 12 hour night shifts for about a year, working security. Only "work" I had to do was a 10 minute patrol every 3-4 hours. Other than that I just watched the TV / shitposted on my phone. Towards the end I couldn't get to sleep in the daytime and didn't give a shit if I was caught so I would just sleep between patrols and do whatever I the fuck wanted in the day.

I work as a programmer in a bank and i can 90% relate to peter.

Only difference is i have no friends and no qt Jennifer Aniston GF.

>>84368359
Do you get a gun?

>>84370026
A refugee could do your job. Count your blessings.

I don't understand how this film did so poorly in the theaters.

>>84368063
I was in engineering grad school and then unemployed
I just interviewed for an IT job
I hope i get it

>>84370247
good luck

>>84370026
So is like an administrative position?.

When you say games publishing i think take two, Activision those guys.
We know they dont make the games but they have all the funding.

>>84368063
I have his name I'm stuck in a job I hate surrounded by shit cunts.

Should I just become a construction guy? his neighbor seemed like a pretty chill dude.

I joined the air force and it's just office space but with uniforms and admin punishment

>>84370113
What bank?


I work for a company that sells software to banks

>>84368063
>waaaah muh boring cushy job in a nice air conditioned building where I've already made enough in my 20's to afford a big apartment, new car, and nice suits, and I get to go home to fuck my hot gf or hang out with my chill work friends or neighbor
Fucking boomers and Gen X'ers I swear...

I worked for Morgan Stanley in the back office and my life was pretty much identical to peters. Soul crushing. Then I got extremely ill and hospitalised for 4 months and now I'm on the dole. I don't know if I wanna go make to that sort of work, it feels like slavery. I'm thinking about trying to some sort of promotion for artists or business, something that st least let me watch creative people if not join them.

>>84370345
>ugh like yea i kno right LOL?

>>84368298
you act like that's a bad thing.

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>>84369910
A bachelor's degree in business doesn't qualify you to run a McDonalds. Just resell shit on eBay with a 10% markup and retire to Malta.

>>84369215
>>84369290
He was likely salaried and was exempt from OT laws. He likely wouldn't get paid for that time considering his company was shit, and he already doesn't do anything.

>>84369215
the only hourly paid people in an office are either menial laborers, or high skilled specialists you don't want working as much as you can get away with.

peter and the IT guys were salaried.

I've just begun some training program for a company that places sharepoint devs and salesforce devs across the country

I can only pray that I have a life as good as Peter's

>>84368796
I also work security (four 10 hour shifts a week), but I bring a laptop along and do an online job between walks while also shitposting here. It makes it not so boring, plus I'm getting paid for two jobs. Made over $60k last year.

>>84368796
>He also has zero issues with telling you the same story time and time again only days apart

sounds to me like his mind might be starting to go. Both my dad and grandpa started to do this shit in their 40's. Dad will get halfway through a story and then realize "oh, i already told this one didn't I" and I'll have to remind him that I don't mind a rerun now and then as long as I still have him around to talk to.

god it's going to hurt so fucking bad when he's gone

>>84370639
>an online job

explain sir.

>>84370064
>>84370129
>>84370294

I literally fell into my role. I've always been a hard worker, but this job is a dream come true, lads. I basically find and sign developers to work with us. Easy as fuck and I get paid ridiculous money.

Literally anyone could do this job and I don't know how I found myself here. I plan on saving shitloads and retiring to write novels at 40.

Totally doable with this job.

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>be 30 year old wizard
>slave tier job
>So depressed it's starting to make me hallucinate
God please let it be a brain tumor so I can finally fucking die.

>>84370794
i-is that supposed to be the appropriate frog image for your situation anon?

So before:
>Was an automotive photographer
>Shit cunt asshole fuck cheap fat fuck of a boss only paid me 12 an hour
>Worked passed the 90 days
>Still didn't wanna bump me to 15
>Told him "imma quit"
>Budged and gave me my 15 an hour
>Clean out a lot (That's never been done before)
>No raise, no reward
>Signed an At-Will contract
>He fires me the next weekend for complaining about no raises or anything for good work

Now unemployed and still looking for a video editor job or something to make some money.

But yeah I hate dick head bosses

>>84368146
fuuuck mang. this movie fucked my shit up when i was a kid, seeing my father working all day in construction. anyhow now im a 27 yo jobless kv

>>84370934
Did he say you'd get a raise to 15 after 90 days? You seemed to have missed a part or soemthing, because I'm confused as to why you expected a raise after 3 months.

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>>84370744
Just a simple job rating websites. Slows down my shitposting but it's easy money.

>>84371214
After 90 days I got the 15 but after 3 more months of busting my ass, photographing all the cars in one lot and clearing that lot I didn't get a bonus or anything, no benefits mind you. 15 is 15. He also had unrealistic goals. I was already shooting at 4 different locations and he tried to add 2 more dealerships for me to work. I was expecting SOME kind of incentive.

>high school degenerate and dropout
>got GED and started working in kitchens
>now manage dining services at a nursing home

It's decent money but I hate it. I can't afford to go back to school and my resume is nothing but kitchen and food related shit, so I can't even apply for other jobs. I hate my life. Please kill me

>>84371228
How much do you make on a job rating site?

>>84368116

You've been duped into thinking most people achieve personal satisfaction through their work.

>>84370658
:(

i aspire to be comfy and do nothing so yes.

>>84368736
>>84368846
Sorry I just can't relate. His job looked easy and he seemed like a big cry baby. Would trade my back breaking job for his boring cushy job any day.

>>84371354
Jesus Christ! I don't use the term entitled because I think it's way overused but you are the epitome of entitled generation. Most people have to wait a year to get a measly 50 cent raise if that. They can bust their ass every day and never even get any accolades from their superiors. If everyone had your mindset, bosses would go absolutely insane with all the whining and bullshit.

>>84371383
Been doing it for five years, started at $15/hr, now make $18.43/hr

>>84371888
What qualifications do you need to start?

>>84371839
I was overqualified. Half the employees there didn't earn a degree. I had the most dealerships. Entitled? For 3 months I earned $12. My job before that? 18.75. I took a $6 loss. So yeah I was pissed that I was doing more work than anyone, completed a task the boss himself didn't think was possible and I asked for the money I rightfully deserved. When I got there the sheet of inventory was 3-4 pages long. Guess what is now? 1 fuckin page. All me.

>>84371921
>>84371888
I am interested in this. Doubt I'd do it for five years but it would be great money on the side.

>>84371888
where do i find these jobs Im trying to work from home desu and have time to work on personal things

>>84371921
Just need to pass some qualification exams. The study sheet was like a 100 page pdf file and it's all unpaid until (if) you pass and get hired, but if it was simple then everyone would probably be on it.

Not when I was in the Navy, it was either way more stressful or cake as fuck.

Now I work as a unit tech in a hospital while going through school and it's brutal. On my feet for 12 hour shifts, rolling over 400lb fat people and wiping endless amounts of shit out of endless crevices, trying to convince insane old people to stop wearing piss soaked clothes for the 3rd day in a row or getting yelled at by niggers angry about having HIV.

>>84370288
thanks and checked

>>84370121
I don't. If I wanted I could join an armed unit after my probation period though.

Probably going to go detective though.

>>84371995
>I took a $6 loss

Why?

>>84368063

I work two dead end, low paying, meaningless jobs but they are also incredibly easy and give me time to read as much as I want, which is something I'm pretty passionate about. I also have 3 days off a week. This lifestyle used to make me happy and then I started to feel pressure from North American societal horseshit about needing a high paying job. Doesn't really feel like I'm alive anymore.

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>>84371995
>Leaving a job that paid more for a shitty job at a dealership.

>>84372396

Is it hard to become a cop? I've considered it. Don't know how I would deal with my disdain/distrust of the police and what they represent though.

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>mfw just got laid off

>>84372549
The previous job went under. Got laid off. Trust me I never would've left made pretty good money and got drunk every night was the life.

I work at a warehouse doing 3rd Shifts. I fucking love the job because the people I work with make it tons better.

>>84372706
i feel you on that one, when i was in college i had a fast food job and it was kino.
super easy and comedy all day long, i made sure that all the cool people worked near me and it was actually fun most of the time + free food.

>>84370747

mother fucker

>>84368146
Construction can be a sweet gig if you're unionized. Union guys don't do shit. They exert more effort complaining than working.

I just hope there's light at the end of the tunnel. I see all these people that fall into these super cushy 100k a year jobs with no credentials and I am fucking slaving for $11.05 an hour before taxes.

>>84368063
I'm a software engineer maintaining legacy software that was written before I was born.

Office Space hits far too close to home.

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>>84368063

> Look a lot like Ron Livingston
> Like, it's noticeable enough to ruin my life if Office Space hadn't come out when I was only 8
> Boss looks like a /pol/ caricature of a Jew, even though he's bad with money, athletic, and one of the stupidest people I've ever met
> He saw Glengarry Glen Ross once and it left an impression on him
> "Anon, you need to be closing deals"
> I'm an analyst, not a salesman, it's literally not my job
> And the actual salespeople I work with are closing deals, he's just mad because his team is failing to pick up the slack on the other end
> Calls me into his office to bitch at me for not violating the CAN-SPAM Act
> Calls me a liar for saying that I was sending out emails (I was, just not to people who had opted out or had never opened a campaign email, since we get charged per recipient)
> Asks me to justify my job to him, saying that anyone employed at the company needs to be generating money for it
> "My campaigns grew the company's active opportunities by over 240% in the last six months. I'm currently managing five different proj --"
> "Yes, Anon, but what have you done for me lately?"
> Freeze as the magnitude of the situation hits me
> "I... help the sales team with my analytics?"
> "How?"
> Look into his eyes and see no hint of comprehension
> It's like explaining gravity to a turkey
> Ask him what I can do that will restore his confidence in me
> He says more reporting, and that he needs to have full editorial control over my marketing from now on
> Starts filling marketing emails with things like "FREE MONEY" and "EVERYTHING MUST GO!"
> Unsubscribe rates go up, open rates go down, get marked as spammer

And that's how I spent my 24th birthday.

Got laid off a month later anyway. The last thing I bought with my severance package was a Blu-ray of Office Space.

>>84373267
Didn't understand half that shit but that sucks, anon. If I had a company, I'd hire you.

Also I'm about to come into a 160K trust fund. Any anons have advice on investing? Not looking to get a job anytime soon

>>84368063
Kinda. My job is similar but I enjoy it. I just wish I got paid more.

>>84373267
Is that you? Damn you do look him.

>>84372586
In the majority of Europe it's easy to become a police officer.

The distrust of police thing is more American so I can't really comment on it.

>>84373469
put it into index funds

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>>84368623
Anon. How do you get into that? I'm laid off right now. I wouldn't mind get a paycheck to do what I'm already gonna do anyway.

>Be EMT
>Just got out of the National Guard so no college debt
>Finishing my Masters in Criminology and accepted into law school

And now I can't stand the thought of this shit. Fuck medicine and law. I just want to make video games and get a comfy apartment

No. He's a shill to middle management. I made corporate middle management within 6 months of graduating college and now am only 3 steps down from VP of a fortune 500 at 28.

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>>84373640
>Getting masters instead of just going into law

>>84369498
he was one of the most interesting characters in the series

>>84373749
I got it for free so it was just a waste of my time and not money thankfully. I was an idiot and fell for my professors line of bullshit

>>84373749
Even people practicing law have to hustle. A few my friends are practicing, and you always have to dance around unstable partners, corruption, and competition.

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>>84373818
as a lawschool grad, i can tell you that nothing you learned will help you, and we mocked the "prelaw" and CJ kids mercilessly

>>84372060
yo, gib the name

>>84373702

>it's an anon measures his self worth by the digits at the end of his paycheck episode

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>>84373934
That and running all the OTR consolidated shipments and rail business of Amazon's for for entire western seaboard and soon to be another third of the U.S.

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>>84369910
>useful degree
>business major

>>84374031
wow

>Full time graduate student
>Working 32 hours a week at a psychiatric hospital to pay my tuition
>Involved with four separate research teams
>Volunteer for suicide prevention on the weekends

I'm a fucking nutcase I swear. I'm involved with so much shit but I feel like I gotta invest in myself on my 20s so it will pay off later.

I used to be able to sit around all day and play video games or watch movies. I remember the summer of sophomore year of college just watching Fraser and playing competitive StarCraft for 12 - 14 hours a day with the occasional movie/chill night with the bros.

Now I want nothing more than to have free time but on the rare occasion it comes I find a way to fill it up with something, be it doing car repairs, teaching myself another language, or working out.

When did I lose the ability to turn it off? Is anyone feeling me here? I just want a happy medium.

I fucking swear I'm just doing telemedicine after school and working from home for a couple years.

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I listened to /biz/, so no

>>84373469

> not looking to get a job anytime soon

Not a finance analyst, but unfortunately, you'll probably have to get a day job. $160,000 in compound interest over 1 year is only going to net you a little over 12k minus capital gain in an optimistic scenario. That's nothing to sneeze at, but it's wise to use it as a source of funding for higher education, pay for rent, pay off debts, or get yourself something nice once in a while. If you're very, very sure you want to settle down, real estate can be a good investment in an area that will see growth later on.

I'd keep a list of indexes that you want to keep an eye on, and keep a spreadsheet. That should give you a feel for what investing is like.

>>84373526

No, I've got about 70 pounds and 6" on him. I've got lighter hair and blue eyes, but other than that we could pass for cousins.

>>84373631

If you have a marketable skill set and connections to people interested in hiring you on as a consultant, it's easy. I started my consulting business 3 months after I got laid off, and since then I spend all my time telling Pajeet what to do from my apartment.

Just remember that there are lean weeks, too. I work like crazy half the year, and the other half I'm effectively playing video games all day in my boxers. Consulting can be lucrative, but it's not nearly as stable as salaried life.

Right now I'm a college intern working at an office. I've gotten in the habit of whipping out my phone and shitposting at my cubicle. I feel like I'm ripping off the company, but on the other hand, I don't really care.

>>84374072
My buddy who got a masters in social work also did suicide hotline and a stint at the vets clinic.

He now makes minimum wage doing data entry.

He's a cuck, but I hear it's easy to burn out in dat line of work.

>>84374072
32 hours a week is only like 6 and a half hours a day. That sounds like a lot of free time.

>>84372606

I was so happy when I got laid off at my last job. I can't believe they babysat me to make sure I left without going postal that night, I was trying hard not to smile.

>>84372586
In Europe? No. They have almost no real authority and a criminal armed with a fork is enough to bring down a whole battalion.

>>84374096>>84373535


Word, thanks boys. College is paid off and I live with my parents who like having me around so I'll probably just look into index funds and blow about 10k in Vegas

>>84369735
I'm literally the federal bureaucrat who looks at those disability cases. When your case comes before me, I will know it's you and deny your claim.

>>84369440
>only two genders

>>84374146
I'm in graduate school to be a nurse practitioner so the breakdown generally goes this:

>Two 12 hour shifts
>One 8 hour shift
>One day of class
>1 - 2 days of clinicals

So I usually have 2 days off. But I have a gf so one of those goes to her generally. Then I have half a day at the suicide line. I have work to do outside of class so that eats up a significant amount of the random free time I have around other shit. I work day shift so it's 7a - 7p, meaning I have to be up at 5:30 or so and thus have to be in bed by 9pm or so on work nights to get a good night's sleep. If I work my 12 hour shifts in a row it basically eats up 2 days, 3 if I have a 12 hour clinical after that.

Then there's the research stuff. I'm helping a lab with managing their databases for 4 hrs a week. I'm doing 10 hours a week of work for another profrssor, work which requires going to conferences and shit every so often. Then there's two teams where I am managing their tech side and helping with paper writing. My work with them isn't regular but every so often that swoops in and takes a couple hours.

I'd say in a good week I'll get a solid evening to myself with 2 or 3 hours of random downtime spread throughout the week. But some week 's are absolute shit. Last week, for example, I was either working, at clinicals, or sleeping from Sunday straight through Thursday without a break.

I'm not getting too worn out, but I'd like to have about a month or so of no fucking responsibilities and not have to feel guilty about it.

>>84374131
It really is. Social work is shit. Shit pay to do the work no one else wants to do. Half the time your clients hate you and all you're trying to do is get their shit together. All while making pennies.

Burnouts a huge fucking problem. Same for nursing. Especially with psych patients. You gotta have the right mentality for that shit.

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my job is easy as shit

>>84374455
>>Burnouts a huge fucking problem. Same for nursing. Especially with psych patients. You gotta have the right mentality for that shit.
Nursing for men is easy to burnout on. It's slightly worse for men due to how 90% of them are already chunky women. Psych Alzheimers are the worst to handle mentally imo.

I wish I could move to California you just walk on to set and you can become a PA

>>84368623
>especially because I'm basically paid to watch Netflix all night

What job? Security?

>>84374495
what do you do anon desu

>shit job
>long hours
>still enjoy it

is it autism?

PC LOAD LETTER

>>84375876
What the fuck does that mean???

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>>84368476
Manual labor here. I'd rather sit in a desk pretending to be working then standing with horrendous back pain for 8 hours a day.

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I tried offing myself a couple years ago. Stuck my .357 in my mouth and pulled the trigger. Had my headphones in listening to Dream On by Aerosmith so I didn't hear my puppy come in and jump on my lap. Knocked my arm alittle and I ended up blasting my cheek apart. Lost some teeth too. Now I'm basically completely emotionally numb with a fucked up face. Family won't talk to me because of the whole suicide is selfish thing. Still have my doggo though.

>>84376667
JEsus Christ, I don't really believe you but if that's true I feel all faggy and bad for you bro <3. Post face plox

>>84368063
I've never had a job

>>84376514
Then get a different job you retarded cunt

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>>84376760
I get to quit very soon and wont need to work again for a few years so it doesn't matter. Got my little taste of wagecuckery and learned that I might as well major in 3 different fields in engineering or get a phd so I won't have to ruin my life with work for a long time.

Undeclared freshman here

What degree do I get to avoid this fate?

>>84376667
fuck, bud...

>>84368394
your lack of reading comprehension here is fucking legendary

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>>84377476

-Literally- every job will be automated in a few years.

>>84368240
I'm becoming a correctional officer (security guard at prison) which will one day let me become a police officer. I'm hoping I get to read a lot of books.

>>84377590
not programmers.

watchers need watching :^)

>>84376667
>family wont talk to me becuase of the whole suicide is selfish thing.

do they not see the irony?

>>84377590
That's what my brother told himself for 8 years and he's now a pathetic neet living with our dad who hates his guts. He would starve on the street if someone (with a job) didn't hit him with their car while he was sleeping in the park/.

>>84377417
>take healthcare away
lol are leftists really this fucking stupid?

>>84368063
Kind of, except when I started showing up late and not doing any work they fired me.

>>84377476
Just keep getting loans and bullshit degrees for the next 15 years until you end up with a PhD in underwater basket fagonomics and get some tenure position at the college brain washing kids into communism.

>>84368116
>i recently graduated and i'm working a shitty job and i dont know what career i should do,
You spent thousands on an education that did not prepare you for your career?

>>84377660
they don't want to get close to you just to have you blow your brains out. you should apologize to them and make sure they feel that you would never try that again.

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more accurate. late 20s nobody who wont let go of his younger party years. becoming the oldest guys at the festival

>>84368116
Get a degree in law, biology and chem. And get into law, med, or pharmacy school. Anything other than that is 80k a year at maximum and a waste. Unless you are a business genius and if then you don't need schooling for that. Just funding.

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>>84377590
They're already automated goyim.

Working in a factory right now, but I just applied to an Amazon fufillment center nearby. Anyone work at one of these?

>>84374495
How did you convince your boss to give you a 40% raise?

>qt big butt little sis just got first real job
>5x what i make
J U S T

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>>84370794
>>84371356
pretty /lit/

>>84373267
great post. hope things work out for you

>>84376667
post scar pls

>>84377786
Its just a meme y u getting so mad

>>84368063
>>84368063
I work in a shitty corporate restaurant so I almost can relate to Jennifer Aniston's character even more. There are employees that Peter encounters in every workplace for all I know

>>84373198
me on the left

>>84377660
person acts out clearly showing signs that they need help, ignore and alienate that person, to convince themselfs that its good for that person when realy its the most harmful thing they could do
good job all stories told on here are works of falshood

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31 years old trying to break into IT buy passing A+ Cert. it's all self taught. I know, it's the bottom but it's better than nothing, and I love computers.

I'm hoping it's better than the shit job I work now.

>>84378388

May I fuck her?

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>working as a software dev
>thought TPS reports were a meme
>yyeahhhhhh i'm going to need y-

>>84378388
you know she used all her valuable assets at the job interview, or shortly after it, to guarantee she would get the position, right?

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>>84369440

>>84368063
Had several bosses telling me the exact same thing if there was a mistake with some trivial thing. One of the bosses also did slap me way to hard on the back. Did find it pretty funny how much I could relate to his movie.

I now work outside. But in conservation not construction.

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>work as a cop
>have a really bad call out a couple weeks back
>domestic disturbance between a couple
>their 4 year old kid was so frightened he locked himself in his room
>kid says it happens all the time and he wants to kill himself
>know he doesnt even begin to understand what that means but still its depressing as fuck.
>come home, single
>have no one to talk to but my cat
>stay up all night thinking how terrified that kid is and how he has to put up with that shit.

joined the force to stop robbers and shit man, didnt want this.

>>84369440
delet this

>>84379528
What country lets neckbeards into the police force?

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howe do i becum birebightr

>>84379528
That's fucked, man. Did you at least report it to child services or whoever is supposed to deal with that kind of shit?

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>just get degree in poli sci
>looking for jobs on local city gov's website
>kush part-time job with the the hr dept pays min 25k/yr
>full-time position with parks and rec pays min 51k/yr
>prob won't qualify even though good references because only worked retail/manual labor whole life
>community center front desk/p&r maintenance crew still pays $15/hr
>will intern at city hall alongside the shit job to gain experience and network
>eventually become bureaucrat/staffer/aide
>use connections from that job in dealing with local businesses/etc. to get job in private sector
theres always money in local government desu
i mean not a lot but enough to make a decent enough living as i'd want anyway and in the mean time you're hopefully trying to have a positive impact on your local community

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>>84377921
fuck bro I don't want to think about how you feel. I'm already starting to feel like a creepy weirdo at 22 going into my 4th year at real college because i fucked around too much in community college before transferring.

All my friends graduated already and come visit me and warn me of the dullness of postgrad life and they have good jobs.

theres guys i knew in high school who are balding already

>>84368096
I was a bricklayer's labourer for 5 years, can confirm. Would've killed for a cushy office job like that.

>>84379922
>knew a guy who was not only a manlet but also fucking balding in high school
>tfw randomly saw him once at uni and he looked like he was in his early 30s not 19
Have not seen more JUST genes than this guy.

>>84379999
>being a kid and finding out that sean connery wore a wig in james bond because he was balding already thinking it must've been some freak genetic anomaly.
>now walking around college seeing way too many young guys with receding hairlines

The worst part is I can't tell if mine is receding yet because I don't remember where mine was when I was younger because I didn't give a fuck about balding as a teenager

>>84368063
I literally spent most of my day today staring at my desk. I spent 8hrs fiddling around with a spreadsheet just to look busy.

>>84380112
Mine is a bit higher than average because of my mother, she has the same high hairline, even my younger sister has it. Used to think I might be balding until I realized this.

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>>84368063
>work as editor in news radio
>feels tedious at times
>then remember how much worse it could be if I was stuck in a cubicle or doing landscaping
>reminded not to take my fairly cushy job for granted

I'm 20 and haven't gone to college yet

Am I just going to wake up one day knowing what I want to do? I want to go with a security route like OP until I find meaning, OP's situation sounds ideal to me

I'm scared I'm going to become 25 and not even have any sort of start on life. Neither of my parents went to college so I feel hopeless

>>84370388
Underrated reply

>>84380315
nah

>>84380315
thanks for the (You)

>>84368116
I'm the same, only five years older and still in that same situation

>>84380314
>Am I just going to wake up one day knowing what I want to do
Absolutely not. Just do something, anything.

>>84378760
A+ is a basic entry level cert. You might get a job in level 1 help desk, but youre competing against 18-19 year olds.

>>84380314
are you trying to go to college?
if you are immerse yourself in every club and try your hand at every type of different shit that might even slightly interest you. unless you're lucky college is the last time before real adult shit where you are exposed to so many different things and can explore them and fail with minimal consequence.

that being said i don't really know shit that's just what I've been trying to do

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You can literally walk out of your house, get on a plane, and do ANYTHING you want with your life.

Nothing is stopping you.

>>84380561
>Dude free money lmao

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>>84380946
You have skills you never thought you had. You can teach english to fucking billions of people, and they all need to learn it.

>>84380314
Average person changes careers (not just jobs but entire different fields) four times throughout their life. Chances are you're not going to stick with what you set out on right away anyways, so do like the other anon said, pick something and just start pursuing it.

>>84368492
>>84368623

working from home is a meme. you atrophy your social skills and forfeit any opportunists for networking and connections. Face time matters.

>>84368063
I've worked 12 years in a small office and am about to be made redundant, I would love to be in that guy's starting situation desu.

I have a very real fear that a year from now I'll be a full on hermit completely isolated from other people in a house I increasingly can't afford.

>>84368063
literally am him

>>84368116
>>84369199
If you are that young in a time like this working a cushy office job you need to quit. Unemployment is fucking though the roof and all the manuel labor jobs are taken by refos there are lots of more capable people lining to take your job.

>>84379951
I worked at a cushy office job with a guy who was a construction worker and he commented how life is funny because when we were on a break,he commented how he envied those guys out there,busting balls and working in the sun,the camaraderie,the sense of accomplishment after a days work. Yet when he was a construction worker he said he would kill for an office job which was boring to death.

>>84369997
My mates dad lost everything in 2008. He spiraled and ended up getting electroshock therapy. Last time I saw him he was happy and sailing off into the sunset.

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>>84369741
>death animals

>>84382032

In my experience it mostly comes down to personality. I've worked hard and cushy, and some people will bitch about what they're doing like it's the most agonizing thing on earth no matter what it is, and the proportions seem about the same everywhere. Mostly just need to pick a flavor of bullshit that fits your disposition and roll with it, the greenest pastures are pretty much always where you're not.

>>84382405
My point exactly,the grass is always greener. We worked a VERY boring and uneventful job (literally 2 hours of work if that,6 hours of filling your time with some bullshit). Nothing ever happened and you slowly get mad and it could be described as a minimum security prison (you don't have to do anything but you need to spend 8 hours in your cubicle). So naturally we are attracted to working outside while the guys who work in blistering heat and freezing cold would kill to sit on their asses doing nothing.

>>84368063

>I have 8 bosses right now

Literally been there

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>>84377590

https://willrobotstakemyjob.com/

>>84369997
ECT has a 80% success rate when treating major depression when medicine and therapy have failed. They sedate you during it and do treatments every other day for a 2-3 months usually. It's not used as a form of punishment and it genuinely does mostly work, though the mechanism of action is still unknown.

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not at all

>>84381845

This is somewhat true. I've been remote for almost nine years at my current job. I just make sure my name is everywhere. Doesn't hurt that 80% of my company is remote.

>>84378760
Don't stop.
Get A+ and then move on to get a network or security cert.

>>84379864
>theres always money in local government desu
is that what he meant by banana stand?

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>>84368063
Only in that I don't care for my job and I can get by with doing fairly little and hardly anyone would notice.
What is quite different is that people don't bother me, management hardly speaks to me let alone for complaints.

If people started hassling me and trying micro manage I'd quit pretty quickly, probably fuck around first.

>>84368063

Marry rich, my wife is two years older than me, about 15lbs overweight, but she brings home a very nice paycheck.

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>>84368146
>work sucks no matter what you do.
but what if youre an astronaut, or race car tester, or a pilot who tests new planes, something like that.

that wouldnt suck at all. i think YOUR work sucks, but thinking all work sucks no matter what you do? now thats just asinine.

>>84368063
Yeah I do a simple, repetitive computer job in a basement for 10 bucks an hour.

It's alright if I'm geeked on adderrall, otherwise it's boring as hell. I can come and go as I please while clocked in though, so that's pretty cool. I can also listen to music and podcasts on my phone and browse uncontroversial web sites on my computer.

>>84384941
Here's the truth of the matter, and if you're a youngfag, no doubt neither the schools nor your parents have told you.

An average of 40 hours a weeks is going to suck in almost all of our lives. Granted there's varying amounts of suckage and if you don't have a job that makes you miserable, you're doing better than most.

Unless you've really distinguished yourself in high school and college, you're likely doing something you don't want to do for most of the week. There's not enough success to go around and the narrative that a man can just default in to success needs to stop being taught (makes for a very rough period in your 20s when you realize you'll never achieve your dreams).

Your doing well, in this era, if you get to do something you don't hate and it can pay for living on your own and all expenditures.

>>84385120
i dont know man i know a few pilots and they are all really happy with their jobs and their lives in gerneral. i also know a few dentists, and while its true that some of them are pretty fucked up and... "used up" by now, a few of them just enjoy it a lot as well.

it really depends desu, i even know a few cabbies from my old job who are happy with their job. friend of mine works in forestry, can go hunting all he wants... its a lot of work, but hes also really happy.
it depends on the person i guess. i plan on being happy once i finished my training.

>>84385120
>Unless you've really distinguished yourself in high school and college, you're likely doing something you don't want to do for most of the week. There's not enough success to go around and the narrative that a man can just default in to success needs to stop being taught (makes for a very rough period in your 20s when you realize you'll never achieve your dreams).

Jesus Christ,truth hurts. I always thought I was gonna be one of those guys who are financially secure in his 30s and enjoys life. But like you said success is limited. Not everyone can get millions of dollars and worldwide fame just because he plays video games on youtube.

>>84385224
Most of those are people that distinguished themselves in college and pilots get that job through a lot of expensive training (you must have X amount of hours logged flying before you can get your pilot's license and even more for a commercial license).

Note that if you
A) Were proficient at the busywork and tedium training of high school and college, and got a degree that matters, you'll have a much better adulthood.
B) If your family has money or good jobs, chances are you have connections to managers and companies that can get your foot in the door for a good job.
C) If your family has a buttload of money, like Trump's for instance. You can start out investing, day trading, or flipping properties. And nothing pisses me off more than one started out essentially managing from a pile of capital and they have the gall to pretend they earned it.

But for most of us that doesn't happen. We start out in some grunt position of a shit company and work our way into something tolerable at best. I'd say 75% of us our in this boat and likely you will be too. When people get degrees these days they even wind up in this boat usually, unless if they were in some STEM field.

>>84368063
yeah, I used to be uptight, but then I smoked weed for a few years and learned to stop caring. Stopped smoking weed tho

>>84385224
Jesus this rings so true.

>2010
>we are so optimistic about our lives
>we are gonna be artists,lawyers,travel around the world,famous

>2017
>we are school teachers,office drones,bus drivers,delivery guys and unemployed in our own home town
>a new generation arrived that think that they are the ones to achieve something great just like we did and the guys before us did

>>84368063
>to intelligent to work

>>84368063
>committing several federal crimes because your boss is an ass

No, I can't relate to Peter. But the movie makes a good point about not being complacent with a job you hate, and how good coworkers can make a shit job better.

>>84377476
Predental, not even joking

>>84373469
Crypto currency

>>84368394
all you fuckers fell for this shit bait of a guy simply pointing out it wasnt in the fucking movie.

>>84370039
I can attest to this. I'm a lawyer and I hate my life. For the most part it's not bad but the constant deadlines and prepping for trials is terrible. The main problem with it is the fact that no matter how well you prepare things are always out of your control. Judges can see thing their own way, you have no control over opposing counsel, juries can go either way and even your clients and witnesses can fuck up monumentally requiring you to deal with shit on the fly. It's rewarding when you win but it's really just not worth it.

Hoping I can become a government paper pusher at some point and let this career go.

>>84386909

My dad is a lawyer, always told me to never follow his footsteps and that it was a horrible job. He's happy now doing legal work with much less responsibility but he can only do that because he got divorced and I'm old enough to take care of myself

Maybe in a few years, but i'm 28 now and work in pretty similar circumstances.

It's hella fuckin easy. I remember when i started i realized why the western world sucks its because everyones lazy as fuck and no one works hard, like why would i actually focus and get my shit done in <1 hour when i can drag it the fuck out for 3+ hours while shitposting on 4chan, get paid the same, and still get a pat on the ass because everyone is somehow STILL worse than me?

Conveyancing clerk btw.

>>84387085
IMHO the least stressful legal practices, at least in murrica are bankruptcy, patents and immigration except deportation defense. You can get a decent income out of them if you're smart with your money. But you probably won't break the 100k mark which can be crippling if you have a ton of debt.

My job isn't even bad, but I know that no one ever got rich (retire early live off investment rich) by working 9-5 and I have no idea how to break the cycle and do something that gets me there. Oh well looks like it's a life of being a wage slave until I die of a random aneurysm a year before retirement for me

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>>84372606
>mfw im going to get laid off this saturday

There are really a lot of simple but satisfying jobs out in the world if you can find them

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>>84387731
>mfw tomorrow's my last day at this shitty retail wagecuck job

I got a dumb degree with no debt, but I can't find anything to do with it. Do I go back to school and major in something more worthwhile? I've always been good at writing and humanities, but I've struggled with math. Science is interesting to me but I've never been quite good at it.

>>84389152

What's the degree? I work at an investment bank and they sometimes take on people with total useless degrees because "lateral thinking is key". To be fair I do agree with this to some extent

Why would anyone want to even become a desk jockey / accountant?

Don't you have hopes and dreams to be something?

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>>84369910
>Graduate student a year from MS in IT Management
>Unemployed, hoping to get unpaid internship
Life ain't always that simple, senpai

>>84385582
>lawyers

M8 being a lawyer sucks donkey dick. The only reason they're paid so well is that 1) you need to know a lot of stuff 2) the work you do is tedious as hell

I bet most office drones have more fun.

Good thing I switched to investment banking

>>84368240
Fuck you im also a cop. I can tell you're a Brit to because of the probie period, what force you in?

Well now I can finally reply if anyone is even still around.
>>84369649
Now that I've had time to stop being so hungover and actually work last night, it's honestly a good job. The boss thing is annoying because I don't think it'll ever change and I don't want to piss him off. But hey, could be a lot worse.
I mostly listen to podcasts and stream shows, sometimes read. My laptop is too crummy to play anything other than Brogue and N++, it actually overheated and crashed on Terraria. So I'm pretty limited, but at least I can binge watch the stuff I "never have time for".
>>84369797
Not ugly but that doesn't really interest me too much. My brother is in real estate and he's suggested the same thing. Who knows, maybe it'll happen.
>>84370112
I have to do patrols, too, but since I'm the only person on site for almost my entire shift, if I forget then oops they just don't happen. Hasn't bitten me in the ass yet, fingers crossed.
>>84370639
Read a bit about your site rating thing, that sounds awesome anon.
>>84370658
According to his son he's always kind of been like this. Hope he's alright. Hope your family is okay too.

>>84368240
I'm thinking about becoming a private detective. But i barely have experience in anything related to the field. I'm still gonna get the intern license though.

>>84391037
If you can't get a job with that, you must have something wrong with you.

>>84372396
PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAH IS THIS FAGGOT SERIOUS?!? WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING A COP IF YOU DON'T GET A GUN! LOL

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>>84392552
>tfw American cop with no gun
I-its not so bad

>>84392004
>Good thing I switched to investment banking

Yeah buddy that certainly is a blast huh

>>84392639
Bravest man on the internet.

>working admin at a law firm somehow
>want to do something creative like graphics design or tattoo artist

doing admin work is killing me inside, it's so far from being creative I can't deal with it

>>84368063
Yep, been leading the Initech life for 5 years now

>>84382036

... you saw him again and alive after that right?

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>tfw you realise really stupid people who are bad at their jobs can still work their way up to upper management

>>84393951
Smart people know that the higher you are the more responsibility you have to take and the likelier it is that you'll have to take the blame if something goes wrong.

nope, I've been a Flight Attendant for the past 2 years. it's a cake job and you work with a good number of qts

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>>84393951
>tfw make almost minimum wage but know some incredibly stupid people who make bank because they knew the right people

>>84394386

your time will come brother

>>84394689
It's not coming fast enough mayn, 22 y/o and just want to get a real job so I can get on with my life

>>84373702
Patrick Bateman?

>>84394340
What percentage of male flight attendants would you guess are straight? This is a serious question, not me being a dick. It's one of those jobs that most people assume attracts mostly gay men.

I'd say about 75 to 80 percent are either gay or bi . not many straight male FAs

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>>84383092
Medicine masterrace wins again, baby

This thread is still up? Noice

>>84368063
Did someone say Vat 69?

>>84368063
He's pretty much me, I sat in an office doing CAD work for years and wanted to blow my brains out. Left and until I'm too old and busted I have no intention of sitting in an office again.

>>84392467
well that's not helpful

>>84370794
Andrew?