What's the best superpower /tv/?

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Being god

Bending time and space

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anything ice related purely for the puns

>>84365642
>what killed the dinosaurs?

>>84365473
/thread

Xavier tier telepathy or Jean Grey powers + Phoenix Force

Shapeshifting so I can be a hot chick and fuck Chads all day long.

>>84366023

>>84365277
mind control

>>84365277
cyclops, dubs confirm

>>84365277
Professor X.

Imagine how much jailbait pussy he's had.

>>84367261
but he's dick doesn't probably even work

biological manipulation
want to fly? make yourself grow wings and get hollow bones
want to be stronger? just grow more muscle and get big
want to be smart? you can simply grow more brain, improve synaptic firing speed and connectivity, and so on and so forth. with more smarts you can theoretically do anything with science and engineering such as warp space/time/reality and become a literal god.
oh and you can't die really. you can choose to be immortal, never letting cells die and avoid that pasty cancer bullshit by simply stopping the production of certain cells. all it would take is one of your cells to survive, then it reproduces endlessly. could stash some cell cashes all over the universe, only way to rid you from reality is to get them all before you figure out reality warping with your new big never ending brain

>>84365277
telekinesis

The ability to levitate biscuits

>>84365277
Professor X with Magneto coming in as a close second. No other super heroes other than OP superman can compete.

What are the most fair downsides to certain powers? Like life is strange's power to reverse time up to a couple of minutes but if you use it to often or try to reverse too far you start getting mindgrains and nose bleeds. Or having the ability to stop time and move around but as soon as you start it again you're frozen for 1.5x to 2x as long

Being an attractive man (8 or higher) with an above average IQ

Controlling bugs

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>>84365277
the power to turn back time

Whatever Sylar's power was

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>>84365277
Whatever the fuck Kilgrave has.

>>84365360
fpbp
Subatomic manipulation is the greatest power, no contest.

>>84369922
The power to understand and apply anything you come in contact with?

>>84369843
this desu

>>84366023
>not BBC
You have to go back

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>>84371440
>Subatomic manipulation is the greatest power, no contest.

nigga are you even trying?

>>84371580
yeah wf mxy is quite easily top 5 most powerful comic characters ever. if not the most powerful outright.

>>84365360
And you become ripped with no effort.

>>84369996
Maximum charisma level.

>>84369996
>Have the most OP ability in the MCU
>Literally use it for nothing other getting chicks and eating at his favorite restaurant
Was Kilgrave /ourguy/

>>84365277
im a simple man i just want to be able to get it up again

>>84365277
Hey its the Westword guy.

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Most of the late game Jojo Stands
>time stop
>time reverse
>time skip
>action invalidation
>time acceleration

When you think about it, anything to do with time.

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>>84372358
And now that i can think about it, Araki's self-insert stand is fucking crazy

>Heaven's Door
>can hypnotize people, remove memories
>can add skills to yourself or anyone, like being able to jump 20 meters or being able to speak language
>can nerf an opponents attacks, and can even make it so they cannot attack you
>can cripple your enemies, make them blind etc
>can canonicly destine people to heaven or hell

>>84367653
looks like you'r brain doesn't probably evem wirk

Make your penis grow bigger

fucking nerds

>>84365277
Touch of death, Rogue

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>84369656
>mindgrains

>>84365277
Mind reading/control, probably. Also teleportation. Most of the powers in X-Men are useless unless you want to get into fights.

>>84365360
Correct.

Particle and/or quantum manipulation is ultimately the strongest superpower since every other superpower essentially is an indirect offshoot of this.

Charles Xavier by a country mile

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>>84369369
>no other superheroes can compete

Nigga, those two aren't even the strongest beings in their respective series.

Also pic related.

>>84365277
Reality Warping

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>>84372358
>forgetting Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

Disgusting.

>>84369996
If Kilgrave told the Punisher every Marvel hero killed his family, not a damn person would survive

>>84373374
It's well known that Flash is ridiculously powerful and needs to be nerfed in pretty much every story he's in for there to be actual conflict

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>>84365277
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Wich is you superpower anon?

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>>84365277
So what would /tv/ chose?

>>84365360
is it worth it to lose your humanity though?

>>84373777
Save point seems breddy gud

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object_Manifestation

ok

>>84373743
>Environmental Combat

Not bad, but I don't live in a fictional universe so I don't actually get into physical fights. Would still be nice to control the enviorment when I go innawoods I guess.

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>>84373777
Harder Choices desu

>>84373777

Character creator and jumping/landing

Character creator because I'm disgusting fat and ugly, jumping/landing because it seems the most fun

>>84374112
Mind control.

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation
Mite b cool

>>84373086
but i do that all the time hehe

>>84374112
>technological prowess
>money
>persuasion
>become billionaire inside a few months
Easy

>>84374112
>shapeshift into a mind controlling invincible flying conjurer

>>84374252
This is the patrician choice

>>84365360
Downside is you lose your humanity.

>>84373777
pause button and save point

>>84374112
persuasion and teleportation

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>>84374295
WHATEVER IT TAKES, CMON!

>>84374252
those arent super powers

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>>84374112
There is only one correct choice here gentlemen.

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>wanting to be a cuck

>>84374112
Mind Control.

>find a way to get near Brendan Frashiers ex
>mind control her to start to fall in love with me
>mind control her to give me 98% of her alimony
>go and watch Brendans movies multiple times with his own money

>>84373591
The fuck would the Punisher do to Thor?
You've been reading too much Garth Ennis garbage.

>>84374366
A

C and B are hotter but she is cuter

>>84374374

>The career of james marsden is one long cuck session.

>>84374112
>shapeshift
>become trophy wife and fuck other trophy wives on the dl

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>>84374366
Longer read but more choices

>>84374366
>Sweater puppies
>Nice Villa
>Some sort of car proud of its barbados ancestry
Is the really a choice?
>>84374429
Yeah but that cottage is tiny as shit, she'd probably drive you nuts with all the little crafting projects she wants to show you.

>>84374438
>the mark whalburg commercial
being james is suffering

>>84374514

>Loses woman to superman
>Loses woman to wolverine
>Loses woman to human mc
>Loses woman in sex drive

>these 4 projects makes up a good third of his career

>>84374461
omniglot

>>84374366
B. C looks like she'll leave you if she even thinks something will ruin her luxury. i enjoy cities and if i live high up thats even better

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>>84374399
i dont read the comics at all

>>84374547
at least hes a chad in real life

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Building_Creation

i guess i could become a real estate tycoon or something..?

>>84374461
the remote

>>84374720

>your career is such a meme they throw it in a shitty commercial to sell more tv packages

>>84374366
B is my life but with a beautiful wife

>>84365277
Cyclops really has the lamest superpower.

>>84374766
kek

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>>84374860
nah.

>>84374112

Teleportation should be more expensive, I'll take force clairvoyance and teleportation

Money is cool but I'll have plenty of money if I can ducking teleport

>>84374988
Looks like fanfiction, to me.

>>84375112
>cyclops is such a cuck even his minor feats seem like fanfiction
damn, just damn

>>84375146
Kek

>>84374295
>downside

Nigga i have a fucking blue dick and ripped af who cares after that

>>84365360
he sure seemed to love it

>>84375112
>> I don't like it so it's fan fiction

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>>84365277
The power to get repeating digits at will.

>>84374699
then don't say dumb shit like that. The Punisher would get raped as soon as he steps to anyone above streetlevel. He'd probably even get fucked up by Luke Cage.

>>84374988
>Can solve the energy crisis
>Could be the richest man in the world
>Instead is a cuck
What a fucking loser.

>>84365277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkw6I7RvFU

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eating canned spinach

>>84375444
he could walk up to cyclops and blow his head off with a shotgun. same with a lot of heroes really. the only people punisher would have a problem with is ones that are bulletproof or have some power that would allow them to read his mind(knowing he was about to kill them) or somehow be able to anticipate his attack like the flash or some shit. I'm assuming magneto would be a problem too. anyway my point is there are a ton of dudes the punisher could ice just from having a gun and not caring about being a good guy that much

>>84375728
If we take the cuck talk aside, Cyclops is a master tactician. Punisher would never get anywhere near the cuck.

>>84375573
At least he gets to fuck Jean Grey

>>84375613
>the moment you were born we should've cut your head off.
kek

>>84375762
he's an x-man, they are all way too trusting. just spitballing here but it would go something like,

"hey! you are cyclops right, apocolypse is back and i have vital information about him, come here. don't mind the gun he could show up at any moment." BAM! blew his head right off.

Time manipulation, easily.

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>>84365277
Freezing time and mind reading are the most practical

>>84375820
so does the hairy manlet
>>84375839
>he's an x-man, they are all way too trusting.
Actually they are dicks, who don't fuck with outsiders. They told Spider-man to fuck off.

>>84373777

pause button and save point

>>84375839
>implying cyke will approach him alone
>implying the punisher won't get btfo by the x-men after trying this

Sure he can kill an X-Man, but that's the last thing he'll do.

>>84365277
Pusy

>>84374295
I left my humanity behind after the 5th scoop.

>>84375728
How's he going to walk up to Cyclops after he gets shot in the chest by an optic blast?

If it was that easy to kill them they would have been dead already. You think the Punisher is the only character with guns? Most of them fight people with guns all the time.

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>>84369843

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The Punisher without plot armor

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>>84376474

>>84365277
Cyclops beams are like getting punched, they're shit by laser standards.

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>>84376535

>>84376585
>>84376535
>>84376474
ultimate?

>>84376584
that's at low intensity. Higher intensity can destroy tanks, mountains, sentinels etc

>>84365360
And yet he did basically nothing because he was still the same aspie engineer with no ambition that he was before the experiment gave him powers.

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>>84376652
>mountains

Cyclops vs. Ancalagon the Black, who wins?

>>84376689
What did that big nigga eat? Where there other mountain-sized monsters?

>>84373777
pause button and save point are literally the only options, you're some kind of retard if you choose anything else. Assuming you can revert your save if you die. If not, then drop pause for extra life.

>>84376711
He ate mountains, of course

>>84373743
Transcendent Ghost Physiology

...I can live with that.


The best ones would be subatomic manipulation.
Reality warping would be neat as well.

Being a blood God/manifestation of death would be awesome as well.

>>84376711
He ate mountain-sized monsters

>>84376689
how fucking big is that motherfucker, can I get some dimensions?

>>84372552
He can also make people do whatever he writes in there

>>84376711
His size is never actually stated beyond "as big as a mountain" and the fact that he was able to destroy three mountains.

So you can take that size comparison with a grain of salt.

>>84376622
616

>>84365360

even as a god he still got cucked

>>84376622
No, regular universe. His body parts are collected by all the monsters of marvel and they turn him into Frankenstein castle, or frankencastle

>>84377261
Damn, i tried reading a tiny bit of frankencastle but it was too weird.

>>84373743
>>84373898
>>84374057
>>84374074
>>84374220
>>84374744
>>84376855
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Speed
nothin personnel kiddos

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>>84365277
>tfw no Rightclops film where he fucks up the Avengers.

>>84373743
>Anime: the power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Infusion

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>>84373591
Punisher killing literally everyone has been done. It's a meme comic though. Most of the kills are implausible or actually impossible, and they knew it.

>>84378007
How does the punisher kill magneto?

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Downforce

can i go full vegeta and train with 40x gravity?

>>84378049
After killing Doom and appropriating his technology, he baits the X-Men and all of their villains to a supposed showdown on the Moon, then throws a nuke at them.

>>84378049

plastic bullet

>>84378220
Is this real?

>>84378220
Wew

>>84378248
>Wears basic body armor

>>84365277
How do I be handsome?

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skill_Adaptation
Not gonna complain.

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Wow thanks

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>>84378274
Yeah. Though Cyclops went before that, in fact he was first.
I told it's a meme comic. It exists for novelty and laughs, most of the kills in it wouldn't actually work.

>>84374353
kek

If characters with powers became real in our world, what do you think they would do with their creators?

>>84378007
that was written by Garth Ennis who hates superheroes. He completely ignores their abilities in order to make the Punisher win.

>>84376474
This is what would really happen if the Punisher fought someone with super powers

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>>84377039
>can't resist the BIG IMPOTENT COCK
how can godbois even compete?

>>84378843
This comic is basically proto-The Boys

>>84368224
As long as you don't mind putting up with plebs asking why you can't levitate Jaffa Cakes

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Presence
>My mind can exist everywhere at once
>I can perceive and understand every event that takes place across all of space
>Presumably without going insane
I hit the fucking jackpot

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Removing your limiter completely

>>84378843
HAH!! i'm the anon that earlier said punisher could just blow off cylops' head without warning. swear i have never read this comic. me and the writer must think alike, or maybe i read it as a kid and forgot

>>84371474
Yeah power stealing and on top of that you could master any system instantly which would let you develop immortality or other crazy biological shit

Stopping time, so you can touch all the girls boobies

>>84383752
Its a pretty boring superpower

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Cutting
>Murdercock

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence
This is too complicated for my feeble brain.

>>84383660
Eventually it'll be "What qualifies as a biscuit?"

That'll be your life.

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Dominion?useskin=oasis
hot damn

>>84365712
THE ICE AGE

>>84373743
>Acid Magic
Fucking hell

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Departure?useskin=oasis
Is this meme magic telling me to kill myself?

>>84373777
>change yourself into hottest chick on earth
>can toggle 3rd person view
Eternal happiness

>>84365277
Flying/Teleportation

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healing
I became fucking E.T.

>>84374374
Cyclops was never a cuck in the comics he fucked jean grey and her clone and Emma frost meanwhile sad boy wolverine got no pussy jean didn't even like him like that in the comics

>>84375573
Cyclops goes hard fuck you faggot

>>84375883
Wolverine never gets physical with jean grey in the comics thats all movie bull shit

>>84377380
I loved it

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>>84373743
Mirror Mimicry

The user is or has the ability to take on the form of mirrors, or other kinds of reflective surfaces.


God damn it

>>84377579
I'm glad the new x men reboot is gonna give bus a bad ass Cyclops not that the original was bad but all the old X-Men movies revolved around wolverine good riddance

>>84394617

Dude you can literally see any qt you want naked, it's a good power.

I got:

>Pain Empowerment


>The power to gain strength from pain and suffering. Sub-power of Pain Manipulation. Variation of Affinity. Not to be confused with Damage Empowerment.

>>84382529
Not to mention he's a ghost hunter too

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Playing bass

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>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence

Finally.

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>>84365473
Con: You get to look like pic related

>>84394658
Those are some big tits

>>84394700
Oh yeah. And having big tits

>>84374112
>not picking teleportation+persuasion

>>84394787
I need to get laid

>>84394822
If I could pick a power it would be either invisibility or the ability to phase through things like kitty pride

>>84374461
Key is the only option worthwhile

>>84371800
I think that's part of the character though. He always had immense power but absolutely no real ambition to go with it. It makes sense that somebody who gets whatever they want never developed a work ethic.

>>84367801
>want to be smart? you can simply grow more brain
Damn....never thought of it like that

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Removal
WELL.

>>84373743
>Imaginary Constructs
Pretty cool. I'd probably just waste it on making waifus though

>>84394936
Cool why did you respond to me

>>84373743
>death transferal
Nice. If some idiot tries to kill me, I just transfer my death to them. If somebody else I love dies, I can transfer their death to some random guy on the street.

>>84374112
>technological prowess
create diamonds in my garage from wood, use money to develop shapeshifting and mind control tech

>>84365277
>get excited when doctor tells you you have a super power
>get depressed when they tell you it's a laser that shoots from your ass every time you fart

>>84395053
You gotta problem with that

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>>84366455

>>84373374
>1 attosecond is to a second what the size of an atom is to the size of the entire planet. times 100.

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

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>>84374366
you would have to be a complete retard to not choose C

>>84373743
>Cryovolcano Manipulation

oh wow, completely useless

>>84373777
character creator and cheat code, so i can pull off a major heist and then change my appearance completely and run off to wherever i want, rich and attractive.

>>84374399

Killgrave could just tell Thor to go fuck himself.

>>84396784
Since an attosecond is such a small unit of time comparatively to a second, the person who wrote that wanted to visualize it via size difference.

Thus, an attosecond is to a second in terms of scale is if an attosecond were to be a single atom then a second (which we can visualize) would be the size of the Earth times 100 (or roughly the size of Jupiter).

Basically if you scale it to a perceivable medium, the difference is fucking massive.

And for the record 12 attoseconds is the smallest unit of time we have measured, but 1 unit of Planck time is still the smallest unit of time that would hold any meaning and that is about a billion billion times smaller than an attosecond.

>>84373743
>Hell imprisonment

Not bad, I would like something more immediate though.

>>84397279
oh ok, I get it now.

Planck time must be stupid tiny.

>>84373743
Holy shit, this is uncanny considering I actually had to go through a major heart surgery last year, what the fuck.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_Restoration?useskin=oasis

>>84397499
You have no idea.

Anything that can even be called existence starts at that level, theoretically.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_time

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_%26_Peace_Manipulation
Neat

Eternal Youth.
With eternal youth i don't need superpowers as that's enough time for me to learn how to create some, steal some, mirror their effects through technology.

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the best superpower is just trying to be human

>>84373777
Menu and savepoint.

>>84373777
save point would be op since yoou could see go back to a previous save and do it all differently

>>84365277
This discussion was settled already.

It's the Zach Morris thing where you can pause time at will and alter the course of events so that they always play out in your favor. But since you have no "real" powers in the universe as perceived by everyone else, and the actual magnitude of the effects is relatively trivial, you're not under any obligation to stop crime or take any kind of responsibility for the fate of the earth or anything like that.

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>>84398363
>It's the Zach Morris thing where you can pause time at will and alter the course of events so that they always play out in your favor.

>>84372552
>can canonicly destine people to heaven or hell
That's kind of a dickish power to have.

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>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Regeneration_Bestowal
>Users may not be able to use this ability on themselves.

>>84394700
For you.

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Brain_Capacity

I'm pretty lazy, so this isn't going to do me any good.

>>84394391
When you actually think about it Wolverine, Emma Frost, and Cyclops are all cucked by Jean.

>>84371440
So Ant Man has the best superpower? DUDE WEED

>>84374112
>Force Clairvoyance
Easy billionaire with no effort. I can see what happens at the stock market and flip for a few horus fith a 100% success rate in choosinga good stock. My money grows exponentially in no time and I never have tyo think of it again. Also useful in plenty of other applications other than economics. And can avoid freak accidents because I'd get to know about them before they happen.
>Teleportation
Are words needed? Great power, even for life quality too. Can see all the lovely places in the world and be back by the evening

>>84365277
Mindcontrol is probably the most fun. You get to brainwash people into giving you money/voting for you, and get to have a harem full of qts. But at the same time it lacks immortality; unless you can mind control yourself, and use a turbo-placebo to become immortal.

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Axiom_Manipulation
very overpowered

>>84402777
check'd
mindcontrol confirmed patrician

>>84373743
awww yeah Fire Webs nigga

>>84365360
This is a collection of powers

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balanced_Aspect_Manifestation
No fun... starting now
I am the rules lawyer

Cosmic level teleportation would be sweet.

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lifespan_Manipulation

Well, that sounds completely broken.

>>84365277
Really bendy thumb

>>84397279
why wouldn't you compare 1 attosecond to a second as one second to whatever number of years or some fucking thing. humans can't even properly perceive the size of planet earth let alone that 100 times. it's so fucking stupid

>>84404440
Are you actually upset about this or are you doing a thing where you pretend to be irrationally upset in order to get a rise out of people?

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Dat one where you can see the all da womenz naked thru they clothes.

>>84373591
The influence only lasts about 10-12 hours IIRC.

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>>84394649
I'd be omnipotent

>>84374112
>implying
Teleportation is fucking broken. Pick it and something like tech prowess or persuasion and you're good to go.

>>84404829

>Seeing tons of fat chicks and grandmas naked
>a good thing

anon you're a freak

>>84378007
That comic was garbage.

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>>84365277

>>84371580

>even in this situation, the Flash somehow saves the fucking day

I hate this meme so much. I hate it.

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality_Bestowal
Cool, I get to be the richest person on the planet.

>>84374112
Shapeshifting.

It isn't even a contest.

>start to age
>shape myself to be young again
>get hurt
>shape myself to be healed
>want to trap
>make myself into perfect trap
>want to futa
>make myself into perfect futa
>want to Amazon
>make myself into perfect Amazon
>want to swole
>make myself into perfect Aryan Master Race

Literally anything and everything can be achieved with this guys.

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>>84365277
>being a grizzled, superhuman mutant who hates his pre-destined career choice of killing extremely dangerous monsters and being a smelly hobo yet still having the charisma to get wrapped up in every conceivable political or magical conspiracy that makes your life incredibly more difficult with the fringe benefit of banging hot sorceresses

>>84373743
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lamia_Physiology

I'm sure one of you degenerates would think this is a good power

>>84395582
Yeah don't ever respond to me or my wife's friend's son again

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>>84373743
>Reality Rejection
Already doing all day everyday

>>84373743
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Physics

Well shit, This is every power I could want + I get to break my own 4th wall