My buddy fell in a vat of acid, man he had a really bad trip.
...alright
this comedy threads off to a great start
>>84362963
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
my mom tried to sell me on an IUD, man she had a really bad pitch
>>84362963
so the other day I was shooting heroin on my tour bus and we hit a big bump and I accidentally pushed down on the plunger and overdosed and died? you know what I mean right folks? right?
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
they say it's a fight to the finish, that's a good place to end
>>84362963
file under "d"
for "donut"
Mitch was never fucking good. Only you fucking autists like him
>>84363745
Only good one here
>>84363808
So I was talking to some rude guy online, and when I gave him some really meta commentary he could only come up with some shitty response.
>>84363808
He was pretty good at what he wanted to do with his one liners. A shame he had such a hard time doing what he did and resorted to numbing himself to death
last time I called shotgun was in a limo, so I fucked up
I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.
I know a lot about cars, man, one look at the headlights and i can tell you which way it's comin'
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. It was a good job but you couldn't park anywhere NEAR the place.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>84363808
mitch was based because he only did jokes. he didn't whine about his weight, kids, politics or whatever.
>>84364005
Much better comedian
>>84362963
Man, Steven Wilson really let himself go.
escalator temporarily stairs
sorry for the convenience
>>84363914
classic. Fucking classic, man.
Reddit: the comedian
Chicken is melting, ham is frozen in air... we really shouldnt come to Salvador Deli
>>84365192
But Reddit isn't funny
>>84362963
>a banana is just like a traffic light but opposite
>green means hold on
>yellow means go ahead
>and red means where the fuck did you get that banana?