WEBM Thread

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>>84355165
made me chuckle

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Have to go for a bit, so hopefully this will summon hobbit posters to keep the thread alive.

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>>84356028
not hobbit but continuing the boop theme

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>>84356028

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oh hell yeah I made this earlier then the 9th gate thread dieded

>>84355760
ugly

make one of mia

>>84356555
funny acting she was doing but yeah that is a fucking kike if I've ever seen one

>>84357339
people actually watch this kek

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>>84357540

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>>84356555
>80s jen grey
>ugly

>>84357610

Goddammit lynch

>>84358183
fuck. what movie is this

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>>84358686

Trading Places

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So anons, what should be my next webm project

- Finish redoing webms for Lord of the rings
- Das Boot
-john wick 2
- Macbeth 2015
-Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children
-Oblivion
-the Void
- Ds9 season 2 (I have done all of season 1 so far)

>>84358150
I hated that manlet.

>>84359329
wait.. I thought jessica chastain was playing that white skinned girl with white hair in the movie
lol

>>84359609

Did you really anon, or did you think that we'd also have a hearty chuckle at your "mistake"?

>>84359609
>>84359699
I was surprised when I found out her age. Thought she was 10 years younger.

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>>84359788

Same

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>>84355740

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>>84359831
That was also one the best Star trek movies in a while, shame it failed.

here a rare Ran

>>84358686

>being this young

You have to be 18 to post here, Anon.

>>84359941

V:10
A:10

Thanks YIFY

>>84359941
get off of simon pegg's dick pussy
movie was awful and so was the editing

>>84360364
kino

>>84358183
wait, Jamie Lee Curtis looks like *THAT*?

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>>84360388
it truly is a great film

>>84360735
Looked. I fair bit ago. But yeah there is a reason she was well liked.

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>>84360770
I did that same scene when I webmed it.

Great movie too.

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Who is this actress?

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>>84356625
wat

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>>84362464
Daniel Day Lewis

>>84362701

Cunny Jew is best Jew

>>84362464

You can google webms or at least the first visible frame, you'll find your answer there

>>84360308
What the fuck is this?

>>84363006

Autism

>>84363034
hur dur the name of the film.

>>84363114

Castaway on the Moon

>>84358183
IMAGINE

>>84359941
based YIFY delivers again

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>>84360239
>>84363317
>Limited to 3 megs
>Bright
>lot of motion
>30 seconds

>>84357861
>>84356595

>>84363257
they were both so fucking great here, what an amazing scene

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>>84363585
fantastic movie

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>>84356028

>>84363395
The hero Japan deserves

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>>84355760
I like curls....
me mum had curls...

>>84364847
is that chris pratt?

>>84364879
It sure is.

>>84363071
fuck belters

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>>84364750

>>84364996

Made no sense sending Yulaw there. If anything he's only get better at fighting or get killed by some lucky thug. Also isn't one of them gonna die of old age before the other?

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>>84365384
At least they postponed their problem.

>>84360115
I'm 25. seriously that movie came out in 1983 you fucking old hag

>>84355103

Don't get what's so remarkable about this webm, it crops up in every thread.

>>84359329
What's happening here?

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>>84366094
such a good movie

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>>84358183
>Trading Places
Jamie Lee Curtis in her prime, Sweet Jesus.

>>84365216
kek exactly what I thought

>>84363638
Basically Elastigirl proportions.

>>84365687
why is he so scared? who is hydra? who is ward?

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>>84355103
pfft

>>84365832

>implying a movie can only be seen when released

keke

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>>84362464
Its from one of the Final Destination movies

>>84367147
im still 25.

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>>84367291
I'm 29. I watched all of Kurosawa's filmography when I was 16. I checked out the criterion collection ones from the public library. What does being 25 have to do with not being well educated on movies 101 shit?

>>84367366
still

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>>84367291
>>84367366
not the guy you where talking to also

>>84367416
I just got accused of being underage because I haven't seen a shitty 80's comedy. I only know Jamie Lee Curtis for Halloween and True Lies. Here is your response. I am an adult

>>84367385
watch every Kurosawa movie. And then watch them with the movie historian commentaries if you can find them. Like if you're actually into learning more about filmmaking and history and shit you'll learn a lot more from doing that than you would in college course. Ikiru changed my life.
>>84367485
anons gonna talk shit.

>>84367485

>defending yourself this hard on a mongolian telepathy board

Tell me again how mature you are.

>>84367574
nah I'm good. I just wanted to know what the name of the movie was on the webm that I originally asked about and that's all. so nah. I'm good

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>>84367485
Trading Places isn't a dang shitty 80's comedy ya dingdong its a library of congress classic.

>>84367595
I never said I was mature. I just wanted to know the title of a movie

>>84367645
I'll watch it and see for myself

>>84354527
>lads
can we ban fucking brits from this place. all they do is sound like unrepentant faggots.

>>84367645
jesus fucking christ

>>84367728

>implying being an unrepentant faggot is a bad thing

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>>84367728
>being on /tv/
>not being an unrepentant faggot

>>84360356
It was better then Into Darkness, Star Trek 2009, Nemesis, and Insurrection.

Since VI, the only good star trek movies have been First Contact and Beyond.

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>>84369303
That's Emily Blunt? I am so fucking erect

>>84357523
Fucking love this movie.

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>>84369668
yep

>>84369704
fuck

benis

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>>84356415
Did you censor her nipples, or just your source material?

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>>84369892
Was wondering the same thing. (made one years ago with that scene, but that was for gif and has sound.

>>84369892
>>84370263
I just took a brief segment where there are no nipples. There actually almost kind of is a nipple in there on the left barely

>>84366133
talking about anton yelchin, presumably

>>84365912
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
How many more months of Sumner?

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>>84358183
>>84363272
Arnold 100% banged that. He has literally no standards, he impregnated picrelated. Also, his ex wife looks like a tranny.

>>84371320
Was this pic taken shortly after or around the time he impregnated her? Or is this a recent picture from TMZ?

>>84371489
ebola

>>84355165
literally me

>>84371489
>you're not gonna eat that are you?
>...
>ya did, okay thats just gross

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>>84371489
Now I want to know how that tastes.

>>84364750
don't do this

>>84355760
OY VEY

>>84364881
>>84364996

THE most edgiest movie soundtrack of all time.

>>84372927
erect.png

>>84355967

Uwais' frantic hand-flailing is the tightest shit.

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>>84372170

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>>84363071

>>84371320
People get on him for this, but imagine you can fuck every women. Eventually, after constantly fucking hot model-tier women, you might want to bang a normal or even somewhat unattractive looking woman for the novelty of it, just as a brief change of pace (you obviously go right back to fucking hot girls)? Like, if I was rich, I wouldn't eat at McDonalds regularly, but I imagine after eating enough lobster and filet mignon, I might feel like one day stopping at McDonalds for old time's sake and eating one of their shitty hamburgers.

And there's also the factor that she was his maid, and probably spoke shitty English. That's sort of an aphrodisiac there, too.

>>84366094
>>84366226

What film?

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>>84375487
Hunter Prey.

Might be one of the best films made in the last 20 years for a budget of under 1 million dollars when it comes to entertainment value.

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>>84374855
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84375587

Thanks

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>>84375535
Wow, somone else made webms from that film.

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>>84369892

>>84359458

poor coco always catching a beatdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trsSPMOGdG0

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>>84375637
I stole some.

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>>84375880
ahh

>>84374061
what the fuck is he doing

>>84376003
Coloring what will be CGI and what will be real for the movie. With the people going "FUCK" and no one had the balls or the power to tell lucas that perhaps some more real sets would do better and not make it look like a PS2 game.

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>tfw watching s03e03 of Fargo and they have another absurdism dialogue but with based Coon instead of Fatt Damon.

>>84366094
I hate sand

>>84378018
Holy crap. What is this??

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>>84355103

>>84363071
>tfw no giraffe gf

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Shes a big guy

>>84379902
>she

Anon, I...

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Been awhile. Guess I'll play.

>>84381706
>when_she_sees_your_tiny_penis.mp4

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>>84381750
Shhhh.. let's not ruin the magic

>>84381789
>Thanks for taking me out anon, I needed that, you're my best friend. I think I should forgive Chad, with that other girl it was just sex, not love.

>>84381905
Are you projecting anon?

>>84381924
>implying that's not something a roastie like her character would say

>>84381964
Did you watch the movie? She wanted to fuck but he was too much of a faggot.

>>84381978
>implying she didn't just want free drinks and food

he was a beta orbiter at best

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>>84380253
L E W D P I T S
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D
P
I
T
Z

>>84358170
>TFW FLASHBACKS TO TELLING MY SCHOOL COUNSELLOR ABOUT ALLY SHEEDY IN THE BREAKFAST CLUB BEING MY WAIFU BEFORE DROPPING OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL

>>84382082
the fuck is even happening in this shit?

>>84382104
oh shit nigga, why did you think it was a good idea to flaunt your powerlevel?

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>>84382094

>>84362642
better than braveheart

>>84360364
What film is this?

>>84375637
i like the shape of gal's head

>>84382439
I'll guess Buffalo 66.

>>84365065
Nice filename. Surprised nobody noticed except me

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>>84375587
>mfw it's called PROMOTHEUS in its French release
I watched it thinking I downloaded Prometheus. I was kind of disappointed.

>>84382565
Thanks man

>>84382832
Turns out it was better than Scott's Prometheus.

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Just finished Fargo s3. It was good it just wasn't as good as the pedestal it was on.

2>1>3

>>84381601
Kek

>>84382832
>I watched it thinking I downloaded Prometheus. I was kind of disappointed.
Yea, but for a movie that costs under a million it looks great and has a valid plot.

>>84356415

there is footage of the succubus fucking him?
niceeee

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>>84383021
Agreed. Fargo season 1 and season 2 were amazing. Season 3 was very good.

>>84383154
Valid yes. I'll agree it had good production value too. It just wasn't what I expected.

>>84366133

notice chris' reaction to when she's touching zach on his knee.
she forgot the guy's gay as they come and don't care for weirdo pussy.

>>84383197
Yea, its a very basic story.

>>84366133
>>84371137
>>84383207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zwGXB2vA_8

>>84383021
>>84383192
Very bizarre pacing and easily the most "out there". Season 2 of course had the slap across the face that was the aliens actually showing up but this one was just kind of... weird? Like that moment in 2 cemented to me "Oh so this is a cartoon" while in season 3 I never quite knew what I was watching at any point other than the first episode.
Pretty convoluted plot too, and bold to make a character whose entire purpose is to fail and barely drive the story anywhere.

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>>84383330
As much as I like Coon, the entire police plot failed in season 3.

Also, at least the aliens was hinted at all season. Also MEW really did a good job with her role.

>>84383412
When were they hinted at? I was going to say I never saw them once and thought that was odd.
Also weird choice for that color filter they had throughout the entire season. To make everything obviously not real, I guess? A sense of "this is a ___ story"?

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>>84383550
Everything from the light shows, to the alien posters, to molly drawing aliens

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>>84383330
Every season focuses more exclusively on specific Coen tropes. Like S2 had The Man Who Wasn't There and Miller's Crossing and No Country as primary influences. S3 had a lot more of The Big Lebowski and Barton Fink and Burn After Reading and the more aimless dipshits ruining everything for each other to no real reason tropes.

It just didn't do anything as well or in a way that was as impressive as the previous seasons, even though it was still really well done and impressive and I still got to be a self-important faggot about all the Coen references I got so hard.

>>84367366
>tfw clearly outnumbered
>tfw killer is using a shotgun that takes 4 to 5 seconds to reload
>they don't try to stop him

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>>84383550
>When were they hinted at?
Other than in literally every episode? The entire inciting action of the season is that the Culkin brother sees an alien in the sky and gets hit by thicc dunst.
>To make everything obviously not real, I guess?
Whole season had a lot of parallels with The Man Who Wasn't There, which ends with Billy Bob seeing a space ship at the end for no reason, which is the reason.

>>84368713
This was the incident years before Logan

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>>84354527

>>84384133

So fucking sick

>>84384133
Maybe the first time any production did the knife throw match action gag

>>84363585
is that william fichtner? what movie is that

>>84379746
so this is the ultimate cringe moment of this season, right?
like >>84355103 and >>84366637 before that

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Mwaaaaah The Frensh love a great magic trick...

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>KILLING THIS THREAD

>>84384890
holy moly
>>84384867
HOLY MOLY

>>84384867
gross

>>84384950
everyone shits, anon

get over it

>>84384909
bastard

fck img limit

>>84386900
Give me a sec and I will start a new thread.

>>84386900
>>84386942
NEW thread


>>84386974
>>84386974
>>84386974

>>84384844
lol Donnie Jr has a raging clue

>>84384980
everybody poops m8

only assholes shit

>>84384447
Drive Angry

>>84379478
I love her chubby cheeks.

>>84379746
DELET THIS

>>84364080
Who is that?

>>84392909
jizzane lizzevy