reminder that this exists

well at least iron man isn't on the cover.

Such a forgettable film except for the glow in the dark nigger

Could be worse, the film could offer no stakes or tension or creative risks or reason to exist other than to sell tickets to a future Avengers movie.

>>84353935
reminder that you exis--

O wait, there's no such thing..

>>84353993
Instead it tried to sell tickets to a future Sinister Six movie, which is the dumbest idea ever.

my wife had me dye that thing brown and skin it so I can wear it during our bull preps

Spiderman has some lame villains

>>84354065
Agreed.

Venom could be cool but good god did Raimi fuck it up.

>>84353993
I want you to remember that this was the movie that tried to destroy the english language with lines like 'I break up with you, Peter Parker.' and 'They hate at me!'

>>84354083
Raimi wanted an R rating with a more violent venom but Sony said no and had Alvin Sargent step in and tone it down

>>84354140

Lol you just made this up.

Raimi hated Venom, he always hated Venom. He just shoved him in an overly long film because he was pressured to.

>>84354140
>that planned scene where Venom burned down a whole synagogue
Maybe raimi went a bit too far

>>84353993
I'm sure Spider-Man: Homecoming is bland but that doesn't excuse the sheer awfulness of TASM2. Plus TASM2 was pretty much a giant trailer for the Spider-Man cinematic universe so your argument is hypocritical bullshit.

>>84354213
theyre going to have the black chick become squirrel girl and defeat thanos in the last gauntlet movie

>>84354241
I don't care, TASM2 was a total clusterfuck and I'm sure Sony's Spider-Man cinematic universe would've been even worse than the Marvel cinematic universe.

>>84353935
Who would actually buy this piece of crap?

Thanks to youtube, we can finally know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muTyZaioVZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54MtNZLFvu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvV3eu8Czlc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZG1vOznIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWtv07H4yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg2XipEVjck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygxl4noq8iM
I'm noticing a pattern.

>>84354326
No like- I have a neighbor who has one and its up on a mantle right beside a bust of martin luther king JR

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I laughed when Jamie Foxx fell into that tub of electric eels. He was awful in this.

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>>84353993
>the film could offer no stakes or tension or creative risks or reason to exist other than to sell tickets to a future Avengers movie.
Replace "a future Avengers movie" with "future The Amazing Spider-Man sequels and spinoffs" and what you said perfectly sups up The Amazing Spider-Man 2. If you seriously think The Amazing Spider-Man movies had stakes or tension or creative risks you're mentally retarded.

Harry Osborne was the most retarded villain in a superhero movie ever

>My dad died of a disease that I've inherited so that means I'm dying!
>Well sure Harry but he lived to be like 89 and you're 18 so there's no need to panic
>NO I'M DYING I NEED SPIDERMAN BLOOD NOW oh no I accidentally stumbled into crazy super soldier serum and a battle suit we just happened to have
>AH HA I'M THE VILLAIN NOW

>>84353935
I liked the part where Spidey got run over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM4yF0IUMP0

>>84354213
If you wish to make a super hero movie from scratch, you must first create a universe.

>>84354686
And as Marvel showed you want to spend time making your universe. Amazing Spiderman tried to do in 2 what the MCU did in like 6.

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>>84353935
How many more head shaped limited editions are there?

>>84354909
See this one at least looks cool and has a worthwhile product inside.

>>84354933
Still better than the best lootcrate

>>84353993
Could be worse, the film could offer no stakes or tension or creative risks or reason to exist other than to sell tickets to a future movie that will never get made.

>>84354933
Was a pretty reasonable price too if you're a Power Rangers fan. $650 may seem like a lot but you're getting like 100 dicks of nearly every entry with that price.

>>84355014
$30 bucks a season is totally reasonable.

>>84353935
Reminder that they made Stan Lee unbox that piece of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjJbS3-ZRzI

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>>84353950
underrated

>>84353950
fpbp

>>84354376
During the Times Square scene when Electro's thoughts crept into the music as free-verse rap . . . I looked around to see if anyone else thought it was ridiculous as I did, and caught the eye of another dude doing the same thing and we both mouthed "what the fuck?" at each other and started laughing.

We took the whole theater with us.

>>84355713
>Autistic anti-social turbo nerd
>Yeah but he's black so make him do rap shit

What were they thinking?

>>84355713
>We took the whole theater with us.
So everyone started laughing?

>>84353935
Reminder that electro had fucking musical numbers.

>>84355779
After the movie, my buddy said, "I was waiting for Electro to express his sense of betrayal through the art of interpretive dance. I didn't know we were watching Spider-Man: The Musical."

>>84355792
Yes. I mean everybody. Some dude a few rows down from me went "fuck outta here." A guy who either *was* from New Jersey or damn good with the accent, so it came out "fuckouddaheah!" which set everybody off all over again.

>>84354909
I WANT IT

>>84355923
I mean he is a nerd so I could see him being into musical shit so I wouldn't have minded that so much. It's just stupid that studios just can't shy away from the shitty stereotypes like "black people like rap" shit even when it doesn't make sense.

>>84354367
>beside a bust of martin luther king JR
jesus christ

>>84354367
Take a pic and send it to Jamie

>>84355713
Saw it with my cousin, he's as normie as it gets and even him was appalled by how horrible the movie was