How does he poop and pee?

Those initiated on the Force need not to crap or piss to survive. They learn to eliminated their dejects through head sweat

How does he wipe

>>84349583
When he gets back to base somebody attaches a hose and sucks it out like a septic tank

>>84349583
He has a bag taped to his leg like Hillary Clinton.

>>84349583
His robolegs are probably hollow, allowing it to flow out at the heel

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More important, how does he wipe!?

he takes his pants off and uses a velvet toilet

>>84349667
He has a Twi'lek slut do it for him, that one is pretty obvious

>>84349667
Motherfucker has slaves!

Next question.

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>>84349715
Do you think shit gets crusted on his hair?

Do you think he has to cut a little bit of fur every time he takes a shit, or just wanders around naked with shitty fur?

>tfw you're an imperial slave whose sole purpose is to clean darth vader's charred anus

>>84349748
he probably has a special tool to clean off his ass hair. I'm sure sometimes he forgets though and Han has to delicately remind him.

>>84349583
>How does he poop and pee?
With as little force as possible.

>>84349667
>>84349605
it's illogical to assume that the practice of using toilet paper would be present in Star Wars because there are no Americans

>>84349927
it's like 5 AM in America, wait a few hours to start baiting

>>84349583
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts,
just repeat it yourself, "Its just a show. I should really just relax".

>>84349927
So they dont poo in the loo?

>>84349967
fuck off JewJew

>>84349977
they poo in the loo obviously but they have far more civilized methods of cleaning the remains than fucking toilet paper

>>84349992
Why would fucking toilet paper help you clean your ass

haha pee pee poo poo

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>>84349992
how are we supposed to know that if nobody on Wookieepedia has made an article?

>>84349980
>not recognizing the theme from MST3K

What has happened to this fucking board?

>>84350040
I think the most obvious thing is that his waste is collected in a small chamber where a light saber like device flashes on and vaporizes it, then vents the gas to atmosphere after it passes through a filter.

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is this a toilet?

>>84349583
Darth brand diaper system.

>>84349583
Surgical catheters obviously.

>>84350100
is that the venting sound we hear all the time that we have assumed is breathing?

>>84349967
>>84349980
>fuck off jew

yeah jews are cowards...its no wonder why tha world wants them gone....

>>84349583
Don't know but he obviously needed the toilet at the end of this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKF9g_BKmXU

>>84349583
its painful but he has to force it...

>>84349667
rag on a stick of course

>>84350650
Exactly. He is just releasing small amounts of vaporized shit gas.

>>84349583
His chamber or life support pod whatever tha fuck its called, takes kare of that....................


(Realistically)

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S-s-stop ruining Star Wars with these questions

>>84350689
Wow that's really bad acting

>>84350870
THis desu. It's probably equipped with some high-tech diaper or flushing system.

Maybe he just poops and takes a full body shower right afterwards. Which is done automatically in his chamber I assume.

>>84349583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3QDYSZieJI

Can lightsabers cut through mirrors?

>>84349583
>Vader could take food through his mouth, but only when he was inside a hyperbaric chamber, since he had to remove his triangular respiratory vent. It was therefore easier for Vader to receive nourishment through liquids, intravenous and otherwise, and to rely on catheters, collection pouches, and recyclers to deal with liquid and solid waste
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader%27s_armor

More importantly, did he wear underwear?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Underwear

>>84352052
Fucking wookiepedia does it again.
>to deal with liquid and solid waste
You mean to piss and shit, faggot?

>>84352109
That article was probably made because of KOTOR, that game you fags love so much, because it let you walk around in your *underwear*

>>84352111
Where are you reading this

>>84349583
Hear his breathing? That's him sucking in the peepee. Don't know how he gets rid of the poop, probably just smashes against his legs and dries, then crumbles down out of his pantleg.

>>84352052
thank you Wookieepedia autists

>>84349600
>head sweat
>in Vaders helmet
Fuck that would be hell.

>>84350040
Summer

>>84349792
I'm now thinking... there must be very strictly enforced "Han's chair" and "Chewie's chair" on the bridge of Millennium Falcon.

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>>84349600
>best post
>first post
>underrated
>dubs

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>>84355253
Nien Nunb just realizes he's sitting on Chewie's seat.

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>>84355320
>Squishy!