How would this be if released by Marvel-Disney in the current year?

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>>84345961
At the end someone would quip "we should've flown the eagles" and Gandalf would give a witty retort that doesn't really explain why but shuts up the redditors anyway

>asian Merri
>black Sam
>hispanic Pippin
>gay Gandalf
>legolas a female
>make gimli a racist who falls in love with legolas, curing his racist ways
>arwen is a white hispanic
>orcs are white

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>>84346136
>orcs are white

Tolkein literally made a white orc

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Does anyone have any orange slices?

>>84345961
15 movies

Everyone is witty or sardonic

Forced villain and climax action scene in every movie

>>84346157

That's actually Peter Jackson, not Tolkien.

>>84346186
No, Azog is mentioned in the LOTR index as a pale Orc warlord who killed the line of Durin.

>>84345961
Sauron is a Blue Sky Beam!
Quips
Fellowship spends half the time fighting each other
You get individual movies, like an Aragorn movie, a Gimli Movie, etc, then you get a Fellowship movie, the a Gandalf movie, a Aragorn sequel, then another Fellowship movie
Arwen takes down Orcs with her leg scissor pussy attacks

>>84346273

Makes sense that a white orc reigns over black ones

>>84346273
He only killed Thror. But yes there are different breeds of Orc. Though generally they looked like caricatures of Mongols. Slanted eyes, short, sallow skin and bow-legged. I guess the Orcs/goblins of the misty mountains were a bit paler since they spent most of their time in caves.

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>>84345961
you know exactly how it would turn out

>>84346157

Considering that Orcs were originally made by Morgoth torturing Elves, it's not really all that surprising that one like him pops up eventually.

Multicultural quipping.

Also Sauron is a white man.

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>>84346571

Do you perhaps have that one where "Gondor calls for aid"?

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>>84346749
I have a few, but not that one

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>>84346770

That's okay, I found it by Googling. Wasn't really expecting that to happen, guess memes spread way faster nowadays than they did ten years ago.

>>84346749
These are gold desu

>>84345961
Black Gandalf

exactly the same
>LoTRfags on suicide watch

>>84346136
>legolas a female
>make gimli a racist who falls in love with legolas, curing his racist ways

Why did I laugh so fucking hard?

>>84346796
Beautiful

>>84347913
Wait, didn't OP say how would it have changed?
I see no difference

>>84346136
>"Dance-off bro, you and me!" - Isildur

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>>84346571
>>84346749
>>84346770
>>84346796
you're no better than this

>>84346183
kek

>>84348070
this desu

i love lotr and i am against immigration from middle east & other shitholes but these memes are cringe

>>84348239
those memes are made to point out how ridiculous people who actually do it i.e. leftists, really are

>>84346183
lmao

>>84346185
Those 3rd act doomsday devices aren't neutralizing themselves, anon