ITT, Times /tv/ met an Actress

Fuck dude youre a fucking stud

That's great and all but who the fuck is that actress?

>>84345830

i know you're being a dick but i actually really, really like his eyes.

>>84345806
neither

>>84345806
did you feel her pusy?

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>>84345806
>emma roberts
>5'2"
>guy is 4 inches taller than her

How's the weather down there my man?

>>84345806
BASED. Dont mind the haters, Emma is obviously happy to take pic with you. look at her smile!

>>84345806
^^ LOL you actually think you can bag that thang........

Taking your picture with a celeb is the most pathetic shit anyone can do.

>>84346143
at least the end result can sometimes be pretty funny

>>84346143
and if the celebrity asks for a pic with you, wat do?

>>84345925
Shes wearing 8inch heels, fuck head

>>84345925

d-delet this...

>>84345806
>you in the back

>>84345925

Four inches maybe if you think his skull goes all the way to the top of that hat. Hats like this are basically like those lift shoes tom cruise wears.

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>me on the left

>>84346356

So fucking cringy. Why stick your tongue out like a little cumslut? Typical capitalist pig .I bet she was disgusted.

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>Me on the left

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>>84345806

Shave that lame facial hair if you can't grow any. Start lifting.

And STOP WATCHING PORN.

>>84345806
>Me in the middle

>>84348250
tits or gtfo

>>84345806
how angry were you when you got home and noticed that landwhale?

>>84348270
She should honestly just be happy that someone recognised her. B-listers can't b-choosy.

>>84347955
>me on the right

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>>84348270
what a cunt

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>>84346356
Unexpected kek, what was on that guy's mind?

>>84345853
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

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me in the background

>>84345925
Umm, girls don't care about height as long as youre taller then her

>>84348270
Fuck her. She gets payed millions to be a public icon, the least she can do is her fucking job

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me on the left

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>84351355
How can whitebois even compete?

>>84351355
YOU'RE A NIGGER

>>84348190
who are these whores

>>84348667
dat some anne hath?

>>84345806
is that wynonna earp

>>84345806
You were great in The Mighty Boosh, man.

>>84345806
You look just like what I imagine the people I argue with on /tv/ look.

>>84350499
That ass

>>84351355
Typical nigger she's wincing and plugging her nose because you stink so bad.

when i was younger i met heath leger. i was like 10 and didnt know who he was but my mum was going crazy

>>84351284
>the least she can do is her fucking job
Her job is paid acting which she already does.

i met spongebob

>>84345806
you seem like a cool potato man. I can't believe you got to be that close to her. I would be really scared if I saw her

>>84351909
What kind of a fucking betalord is "scared" to meet a diminutive female?

>>84352044
yeah scared and nervous. sometimes I see people I know out in public and I avoid them. the social anxiety my man. I don't even know what to say to people

>>84352099
Youre not actually scared.
You just know youre a walking embarrassment of a human that should only shitpost on an anonymous tv/movie board for social interaction despite not watching tv and movies.

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>>84352221
haha cool man

this thread is not creepy at all hahaha

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Me on top.

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>>84352434
>from left to right
>literal who
>pig woman
>literal who
>MtF transsexual
good for him?

>>84346356
brraaaaapp

>>84351355
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF KRAGER YOU DUMB NIGGER STAY AWAY FROM MAI WAIFU

>>84352579
I'm white though.

>>84352276
>>84352099
based easy going poster

>>84352321

some guys get all the luck!

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>>84352691
no need to act tough on an anonymous image board

>>84350976
Man, Nick Cage is going JUST here

>>84352385
you just know he faps to her

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Me on the right

>>84353011
veejay and M.O.D.O.K

>>84353011
lmao why did she grab the tubes!!

>>84352321
JUST

>>84352321

Why not just shave it off. God damn. 90's style gelled spikey is literally the worst thing he could do.

>>84353077
She's ending his reign of tyranny

>>84353169
kek damn. I didn't even notice the hair. Grown men who spike their hair. The last time I did that I was in 5th grade.

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>>84353191
>>84353011

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>>84353208

>look in the mirror
>yea, this looks good

>>84353232
Lately I've been listening to a lot of black metal and I watched Taxi Driver and suddenly I have a mohawk

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>>84353275

>yeah, thats the ticket

>>84353425

Truly androgynous, and the other looks like my garbageman.

>>84348284
Its his mother, she brought him there to see Emma.